GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Just googled ### pennies. Almost all the results were a clip to that old Upright Citizens Brigade clip, which I'd seen. You guys acted like there were groups of people devoted to actually doing this.

Whatever helps you sleep through the night, guy.

link

link

 

[BobbyLayne]

bostonfred hitting tape measure shots today...

You copied a paragraph that had nothing to do with his post but had the word Keynesian in it, and spelled propensity wrong. I keep waiting for the miners to reach the end of your bottomless pit of dumb, but you don't disappoint.

Another priceless FFA moment

Wow. That is brilliant. Who was he responding to here?

Master of Orion IIRC - a poster who later in the same thread had difficulty identifying the three branches of gubment and how things work ovah thar in Warshington.

 

[roadkill1292]

bostonfred hitting tape measure shots today...

You copied a paragraph that had nothing to do with his post but had the word Keynesian in it, and spelled propensity wrong. I keep waiting for the miners to reach the end of your bottomless pit of dumb, but you don't disappoint.

Another priceless FFA moment

Wow. That is brilliant. Who was he responding to here?

Master of Orion IIRC - a poster who later in the same thread had difficulty identifying the three branches of gubment and how things work ovah thar in Warshington.

Whether you agree or disagree with Fred, that's not a fair fight.

 

[General Malaise]

I know this isn't any amazing news flash or anything, but "Sticky Fingers" is a great ####### album.

Big fan. "Sway", "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", "Moonlight Mile", "Sister Morphine"...incredible music, IMO.

 

[BobbyLayne]

bostonfred hitting tape measure shots today...

You copied a paragraph that had nothing to do with his post but had the word Keynesian in it, and spelled propensity wrong. I keep waiting for the miners to reach the end of your bottomless pit of dumb, but you don't disappoint.

Another priceless FFA moment

Wow. That is brilliant. Who was he responding to here?

Master of Orion IIRC - a poster who later in the same thread had difficulty identifying the three branches of gubment and how things work ovah thar in Warshington.

Whether you agree or disagree with Fred, that's not a fair fight.

Egg zactly.When I first saw it over the weekend I thought it was hilarious, then I as I read more I realized it was gun vrs. knife.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I know this isn't any amazing news flash or anything, but "Sticky Fingers" is a great ####### album.

Big fan. "Sway", "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", "Moonlight Mile", "Sister Morphine"...incredible music, IMO.

Big fan of "Brother Black Tar Heroin".

 

[Tecumseh]

Just googled ### pennies. Almost all the results were a clip to that old Upright Citizens Brigade clip, which I'd seen. You guys acted like there were groups of people devoted to actually doing this.

Whatever helps you sleep through the night, guy.

link

link

That's way better than any of the threads I've started.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I know this isn't any amazing news flash or anything, but "Sticky Fingers" is a great ####### album.

Big fan. "Sway", "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", "Moonlight Mile", "Sister Morphine"...incredible music, IMO.

I didn't know this until yesterday, but they never played "Sway" live until 2006! 35 years! Their catalog is ridiculously deep. You just named four of the 10 songs on SF w/o mentioning "Brown Sugar" or "#####." Crazy.Poor Mick Taylor.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ8Bc6jz-W8

 

[Tiger Fan]

I know this isn't any amazing news flash or anything, but "Sticky Fingers" is a great ####### album.

Big fan. "Sway", "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", "Moonlight Mile", "Sister Morphine"...incredible music, IMO.

Meh. It's no Little River Band

 

[General Malaise]

I know this isn't any amazing news flash or anything, but "Sticky Fingers" is a great ####### album.

Big fan. "Sway", "Can't You Hear Me Knocking", "Moonlight Mile", "Sister Morphine"...incredible music, IMO.

Meh. It's no Little River Band

 

[urbanhack]

bostonfred hitting tape measure shots today...

You copied a paragraph that had nothing to do with his post but had the word Keynesian in it, and spelled propensity wrong. I keep waiting for the miners to reach the end of your bottomless pit of dumb, but you don't disappoint.

Another priceless FFA moment

Wow. That is brilliant. Who was he responding to here?

Master of Orion IIRC - a poster who later in the same thread had difficulty identifying the three branches of gubment and how things work ovah thar in Warshington.

Whether you agree or disagree with Fred, that's not a fair fight.

Egg zactly.When I first saw it over the weekend I thought it was hilarious, then I as I read more I realized it was gun vrs. knife.

I posted quite a bit in there, but I was drunk.

 

[Thorn]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

 

[General Malaise]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

 

[Thorn]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

 

[-fish-]

I love her armpits.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm going to switch from being a mini-Zartan to a mini-Bostonfred.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

 

[General Malaise]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

My mother telling my wife and sister on Saturday night that she could 'go for a joint right about now' and would like to try 'shrooms' was about the 4th most unusual thing that happened in my world this weekend.

 

[General Malaise]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

I might have to do the next disclosure via PM.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

My mother telling my wife and sister on Saturday night that she could 'go for a joint right about now' and would like to try 'shrooms' was about the 4th most unusual thing that happened in my world this weekend.

My mom did the same thing about 4-5 years ago on the joint. Thankfully I wasn't drunk and didn't pull one out. I think she was going through menopause at the time. GM, is your mom going through menopause?So what did you do?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

I might have to do the next disclosure via PM.

 

[urbanhack]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

My mother telling my wife and sister on Saturday night that she could 'go for a joint right about now' and would like to try 'shrooms' was about the 4th most unusual thing that happened in my world this weekend.

My mom did the same thing about 4-5 years ago on the joint. Thankfully I wasn't drunk and didn't pull one out. I think she was going through menopause at the time. Gm, is you mom going through menopause?So what did you do?

she's planning a trip to DC to eat shrooms with fatguy.

 

[YSR]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

I might have to do the next disclosure via PM.

Eh, just use euphemisms when necessary. Code words, maybe. And, refer to any body parts in the way you did when you were a kid.

 

[bentley]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

I might have to do the next disclosure via PM.

This is exactly the kind of thing that would be good for the mirror thread at the other place.

 

[General Malaise]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

My mother telling my wife and sister on Saturday night that she could 'go for a joint right about now' and would like to try 'shrooms' was about the 4th most unusual thing that happened in my world this weekend.

My mom did the same thing about 4-5 years ago on the joint. Thankfully I wasn't drunk and didn't pull one out. I think she was going through menopause at the time. GM, is your mom going through menopause?So what did you do?

Surprisingly, I didn't do anything.

 

[BobbyLayne]

GM being coy?



Something smells fishy here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

My mother telling my wife and sister on Saturday night that she could 'go for a joint right about now' and would like to try 'shrooms' was about the 4th most unusual thing that happened in my world this weekend.

My mom did the same thing about 4-5 years ago on the joint. Thankfully I wasn't drunk and didn't pull one out. I think she was going through menopause at the time. GM, is your mom going through menopause?So what did you do?

Surprisingly, I didn't do anything.

This actually made me lol.

 

[BobbyLayne]

So I'm trying to advise a friend, and this is a bit outside my areas of expertise.

Anyone know the going rate for a rent-to-own penis?

 

[Jayrod]

so, uh, that jayrod guy is pretty high on himself huh?

Link?

Just selecting a range of distance doesn't show what kind of shot it was. Note I said, "pull up" and "mid-range game". Sure he can catch and shoot at that distance, but that is different than being able to take one or two dribbles with a man on you and then stop, jump and shoot a quality shot over the defender. That is what I'm talking about and if he had that, he would be unstoppable ala MJ & Kobe. Because when push comes to shove and you need a basket, being able to hit a jump shot the second your defender is a little off balance and can't jump with you is the easiest, most consistent play in basketball. If do right, no can defense.

Come to think of it, I did it this morning for game point in a pickup game against a younger, taller, more athletic player. I got the ball on the wing, drove two dribbles hard to my right and once the defender had to commit to cutting me off, I pulled up and hit an open jump shot. Lebron just doesn't do it enough, but I'm guessing I've practiced mine more than he has (mostly because I'm older and it was the only way I could score in college).

Cheryl Miller today or Cheryl Miller in her prime?

Cheryl Miller today <<<<<< me today

Cheryl Miller prime < me today

Cheryl Miller prime <<< me prime

At no point in either of our lives would she "crush" me. She is arguably the greatest women's player of all time. Doesn't matter if it is her, Sheryl Swoopes, Lisa Leslie or Cynthia Cooper. None of the guards are quick enough to get around me with regularity and none of the posts are strong enough to score on me inside. I haven't weighed under 200 lbs since I was 21 (while still playing college ball), so my weight is not fat. I'm a very solid 6'2" 220 and spent a lot of time in the post in college. I regularly guarded 6' - 6'6" college players who could dunk with ease, so a frail 6'5" Lisa Leslie who can barely get up to the rim has no advantage over me. The guards would have to hope they could get clear around me or they aren't getting their shot off.

And then there is the matter of any woman trying to guard me. The phrase, "lay up drill" comes to mind. I didn't play the game competitively for 10 years and not pick up any skills. I can post, have a good mid-range game and hit the three, but getting to the rim is my forte. If I can still take a current men's college player off the dribble (did so last week a handful of times), I'm pretty sure I can get around any of the aforementioned WNBA superstars.

Of course I don't....in real life, people either know me or at least can look at me. I don't have to convince people I'm a better ball player than a WNBA superstar in person. They can see it.

 

[General Malaise]

So I'm trying to advise a friend, and this is a bit outside my areas of expertise.Anyone know the going rate for a rent-to-own penis?

I don't, but I remember Shuke talking about it at Mellyhole in 2008. I'd PM him for details.

 

[BobbyLayne]

So I'm trying to advise a friend, and this is a bit outside my areas of expertise.Anyone know the going rate for a rent-to-own penis?

I don't, but I remember Shuke talking about it at Mellyhole in 2008. I'd PM him for details.

I'll just get the minutes from Pickles.

 

[Thorn]

My aunt picked up smoking MJ in her late 60s.

 

[General Malaise]

GM being coy? Something smells fishy here.

Little worried that if I share this info, it'll get back to the person it's about.

 

[General Malaise]

My aunt picked up smoking MJ in her late 60s.

I'm all for it and would be happy to support my mother's quest, but I can't help but think of Admiral Ackbar yelling out "IT'S A TRAP!"

 

[EYLive]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?

I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper.

:(

 

[Mr.Pack]

So my brother and his wife, or as my father calls her, "his fat, lazy wife" are getting in town Wednesday for a week. I've never dreaded a family visit like this.

You will post about it here and we will all be thankful. I had an interesting weekend.

I might have to do the next disclosure via PM.

Eh, just use euphemisms when necessary. Code words, maybe. And, refer to any body parts in the way you did when you were a kid.

Or h:e: could take it som:e:wh:e:r:e: :e:ls:e:

 

[Thorn]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper. :(

You do?

 

[desert rose]

Just found out my school is going to have a teacher fantasy football league. How hard is a live draft? Do I want to do this? Do any of you guys work with me?

 

[desert rose]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper. :(

I have former students dropping in all the time to say hi. But they are, you know, people I know, so it doesn't seem weird. If they hang around long enough, I put them to work. I can't really imagine just dropping in cold. How long have you been out of the asylum?

 

[-fish-]

Just found out my school is going to have a teacher fantasy football league. How hard is a live draft? Do I want to do this? Do any of you guys work with me?

Are you going to have a beerwench?

 

[-fish-]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?

I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper.

:(

You can't, because it's creepy.

 

[EYLive]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper. :(

I have former students dropping in all the time to say hi. But they are, you know, people I know, so it doesn't seem weird. If they hang around long enough, I put them to work. I can't really imagine just dropping in cold. How long have you been out of the asylum?

14 years

 

[BobbyLayne]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?

I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper.

:(

I have former students dropping in all the time to say hi. But they are, you know, people I know, so it doesn't seem weird. If they hang around long enough, I put them to work. I can't really imagine just dropping in cold. How long have you been out of the asylum?

14 years

You should probably start posting more in the political threads.That hawt pic of the young girl's butt that is jon_mx's avatar? That's his daughter.

Hang with that crowd, and after awhile you won't feel creepy at all.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

High schools don't let just anyone on campus, right?

I was clicking through some FB photos of younger high school alumni, and I got nostalgic. I want to visit my old campus and maybe sit in on few classes but I don't know how to go about arranging/requesting this without seeming like a creeper.

:(

I have former students dropping in all the time to say hi. But they are, you know, people I know, so it doesn't seem weird. If they hang around long enough, I put them to work. I can't really imagine just dropping in cold. How long have you been out of the asylum?

14 years

You should probably start posting more in the political threads.That hawt pic of the young girl's butt that is jon_mx's avatar? That's his daughter.

Hang with that crowd, and after awhile you won't feel creepy at all.

come on

 

[BobbyLayne]

I'll take a PM on the alias check

 

[Guster]

heading to PDX from Wednesday pm through Sunday morning this week. Planning on eating and drinking a lot. If anyone wants to grab a beer one night, let me know - first round is on me

 

[desert rose]

Just found out my school is going to have a teacher fantasy football league. How hard is a live draft? Do I want to do this? Do any of you guys work with me?

Are you going to have a beerwench?

Maybe we can get a lady P.E. teacher to pour 2% milk in her tennis skirt... or the drill team sponsor is not above flashing her panties. She did that to a gym full of parents and students at the talent show impersonating Tina Turner.

 

[-fish-]

Just found out my school is going to have a teacher fantasy football league. How hard is a live draft? Do I want to do this? Do any of you guys work with me?

Are you going to have a beerwench?

Maybe we can get a lady P.E. teacher to pour 2% milk in her tennis skirt... or the drill team sponsor is not above flashing her panties. She did that to a gym full of parents and studnets at the talent show impersonating Tina Turner.

:dih:

 

[YSR]

Just found out my school is going to have a teacher fantasy football league. How hard is a live draft? Do I want to do this? Do any of you guys work with me?

I would offer but I'm not that good, at all.But, the one live draft I ever did was the CHUG draft from here (Charlotte, NC and surrounding area). Everyone had laptops there, so it was assumed that we were all plugging names into the Draft Dominator, etc. In reality, I was IMing Swires every pick and having him tell me what to do.I didn't make even make playoffs that year.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

That hawt pic of the young girl's butt that is jon_mx's avatar? That's his daughter.

OH BULL####