GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

Give him crap about naming himself after a

Good god that's awful.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm thinking that we can say goodbye to Sacamano for a while

He gets a little angry when the mods clip Tufnel and likes to kick over rope stands and throw pennies on his way out the door. Probably why we get along so well.

 

[Disco Stu]

I don't think I could count the number of horror movies I've seen on both hands.

Yeah, I've seen more than 10 also.

I didn't post that.

If it's less than 10, why can't you count them on two hands?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I don't think I could count the number of horror movies I've seen on both hands.

Yeah, I've seen more than 10 also.

I didn't post that.

If it's less than 10, why can't you count them on two hands?

You made that post up, I never said that.

 

[Disco Stu]

I had robbie cooper declare one of my posts in the caption contest as "The Winner." This does not make me as proud as you might think.

He's posting again?

YES!

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

 

[Disco Stu]

I don't think I could count the number of horror movies I've seen on both hands.

Yeah, I've seen more than 10 also.

I didn't post that.

If it's less than 10, why can't you count them on two hands?

You made that post up, I never said that.

Oh, ok. All is well, carry on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How come I'm visualizing GM in this story?

he showered the stripper with attention, bringing her cookies and brownies

 

[Frostillicus]

I had robbie cooper declare one of my posts in the caption contest as "The Winner." This does not make me as proud as you might think.

He's posting again?

He stopped?

 

[Frostillicus]

I don't think I could count the number of horror movies I've seen on both hands.

Yeah, I've seen more than 10 also.

I'm guessing I've seen as many as there are Timsquiggle's threads.

 

[shuke]

I met rigehtti and oc zed in RL last night, cool guys for sure. Rigehtti kept his shirt on, but then, his song never came on But, He did have his shirt open and I did get a wee touch of chest hair

Did Righetti take you to a strip club?

 

[Frostillicus]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

Lots of nudity? I can't help but think this thing will be every bit as dumb as Anaconda or Snakes on a Plane (which I've never seen, but come on...)

 

[shuke]

This is sort of funny if you know the story behind it.

Fanny was pretty hot.

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

I also don't have a 3-D player, so how will I watch this at home?

 

[shuke]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

 

[Guster]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

Give him crap about naming himself after a

Setting the bar low

 

[Guster]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

Man that was a trainwreck of a draft!

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

Well, hello there:

Pornographic actresses Ashlynn Brooke and Gianna Michaels make cameos in the movie as partygoers who meet extremely gruesome, piranha-related demises.[3]

Intrigued:

"Remember the film you hoped Snakes on a Plane would be – this is it! By any sane cinematic standards, meretricious trash ... but thrown at you with such good-humoured glee that it's hard to resist. It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love #### and gore! Honk honk honk."

 

[YSR]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

Way, way cooler.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

I LOVE that picture.

Also, Guster/Papi....I did a little facebook stalking and I think your friend served me beer yesterday at Kells. Funny gal? Kind of a smartassss? Ask her if she served a really pale guy with bad hair and white pants.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

Give him crap about naming himself after a

Oh bull####. This is right in your wheelhouse.

 

[YSR]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

I LOVE that picture.

Also, Guster/Papi....I did a little facebook stalking and I think your friend served me beer yesterday at Kells. Funny gal? Kind of a smartassss? Ask her if she served a really pale guy with bad hair and white pants.

White pants?

Why would you even wear pants at all?

 

[Frostillicus]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

I also don't have a 3-D player, so how will I watch this at home?

It's only in 3D if you rent the 3D disc, just rent the DVD or Blu-ray version and you'll be fine.And yes, there's tons of nudity including Kelly Brook and Riley Steele. It also doesn't fall into the same mistake as those other two you mentioned and doesn't take itself remotely seriously. It's a lot of hot chicks and some killer fish eating people in new and creative ways. Plus there's Jerry O'Connell, Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss, and Christopher Lloyd. Just rent it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

Well, hello there:

Pornographic actresses Ashlynn Brooke and Gianna Michaels make cameos in the movie as partygoers who meet extremely gruesome, piranha-related demises.[3]

Intrigued:

"Remember the film you hoped Snakes on a Plane would be – this is it! By any sane cinematic standards, meretricious trash ... but thrown at you with such good-humoured glee that it's hard to resist. It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love #### and gore! Honk honk honk."

Yep. Trust me on this one. I watch a TON of this kind of stuff. This one is awesome.

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

That was Truck that saw Transformers. I would never even attempt to watch that garbage. Strangers was on cable, so I checked it out remembering the scary hooded people in the commercials a few years back. It was even stupider than I thought it would be.I'm actually talking myself into this Piranha movie, but I'm a little concerned about the 3-D thing. I don't have that.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why would you even wear pants at all?

And so he took the first steps down a path that would lead him on the long journey to wife #3.

 

[Guster]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

I LOVE that picture.

Also, Guster/Papi....I did a little facebook stalking and I think your friend served me beer yesterday at Kells. Funny gal? Kind of a smartassss? Ask her if she served a really pale guy with bad hair and white pants.

Sounds like her. We're in line at Voodoo Doughnuts now (want anything?) and then we'll be at Kells. I'll ask if she remembers Powder coming in. I love that my iCred is being put to the test here and I'm going down in flames

 

[Frostillicus]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

Well, hello there:

Pornographic actresses Ashlynn Brooke and Gianna Michaels make cameos in the movie as partygoers who meet extremely gruesome, piranha-related demises.[3]

Intrigued:

"Remember the film you hoped Snakes on a Plane would be – this is it! By any sane cinematic standards, meretricious trash ... but thrown at you with such good-humoured glee that it's hard to resist. It's a bumper-sticker of a movie: honk if you love #### and gore! Honk honk honk."

Yep. Trust me on this one. I watch a TON of this kind of stuff. This one is awesome.

Actually I blogged about it here. Spoilers abound.

 

[General Malaise]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity.

I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

Scary? No. Awesome? Yes. Rent the new Piranha movie.

I also don't have a 3-D player, so how will I watch this at home?

It's only in 3D if you rent the 3D disc, just rent the DVD or Blu-ray version and you'll be fine.And yes, there's tons of nudity including Kelly Brook and Riley Steele. It also doesn't fall into the same mistake as those other two you mentioned and doesn't take itself remotely seriously. It's a lot of hot chicks and some killer fish eating people in new and creative ways. Plus there's Jerry O'Connell, Elisabeth Shue, Richard Dreyfuss, and Christopher Lloyd. Just rent it.

Now, if SHE gets nekid in this, I'll BUY the damn thing.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

white pants?

 

[Frostillicus]

Are any of the horror movies any good? I see clips for them all the time on TV, but then we I see a PG-13 rating, I think to myself "That's not how it should be done....how can a PG-13 horror movie be worth my time?" I mean, the Halloweens and Friday the 13ths were no epics, but at least you knew you'd get gratuitous nude shots and some serious profanity. I watched about 3 mintues of something called "The Strangers". I thought it was a spoof movie. How was that scary?

I think I've found your problem. You watch crappy movies then think all movies of that genre are equally sucky. The Strangers? Transformers? It's like you're trying to cram in as much suck as possible.

That was Truck that saw Transformers. I would never even attempt to watch that garbage. Strangers was on cable, so I checked it out remembering the scary hooded people in the commercials a few years back. It was even stupider than I thought it would be.I'm actually talking myself into this Piranha movie, but I'm a little concerned about the 3-D thing. I don't have that.

Hey dummy, it's only in 3d if you rent the 3d version. Just rent the regular version. Like I already told you.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We stood in line for something like 20 minutes at 2am for Voodoo Doughnuts iirc. Not bad.

 

[Frostillicus]

I too have been to Voodoo Doughnuts. It was good. Not sure if it's quite worth that kind of hype, but quite good.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

white pants?

They were black when he put them on. He's a chameleon of sorts. The nanny used to have a great olive complexion.

 

[Guster]

We stood in line for something like 20 minutes at 2am for Voodoo Doughnuts iirc. Not bad.

45+ min so far, but I'm committed at this point. Almost to the counter!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

We stood in line for something like 20 minutes at 2am for Voodoo Doughnuts iirc. Not bad.

45+ min so far

#### that noise.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Is Kell's the place with the cigar room downstairs? Or something like that.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

Give him crap about naming himself after a

I just realized they sing "Satellite", which I may have left on the car radio a time or two .

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm meeting Guster/Big Papi at 2:15ish today. Any shtick ideas? Anybody know this cat? Is he cooler than Shuke?

We're both in this picture. Pretty sure I'm way cooler.

I LOVE that picture.

Also, Guster/Papi....I did a little facebook stalking and I think your friend served me beer yesterday at Kells. Funny gal? Kind of a smartassss? Ask her if she served a really pale guy with bad hair and white pants.

White pants?

Why would you even wear pants at all?

I'm wearing green pants today, jerk face.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

grown men wear white pants?

 

[Guster]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

this idiot!I'll post pics to the FB group later so you can see what you're missing out on!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

this idiot!I'll post pics to the FB group later so you can see what you're missing out on!

I hope she's hot.ETA: Hi Gusterfriend. I hope you're hot.

 

[General Malaise]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

Idiots? People who don't eat lettuce?I've never gone, but my sons have been dying to check it out ever since they saw it on Amazing Race. So in January, after I took them with me to church we agreed to get donuts at Voodoo Donuts as a reward for sitting through 90 minutes of boredom. It was one of the coldest days of the year and the line to get donuts here was around the block. We went to Starbucks instead, which they still bring up to me. But hey, they put Fruit Loops on their donuts!

 

[General Malaise]

grown men wear white pants?

Link to ANYWHERE I said I was grown?

 

[General Malaise]

And white pants are perfectly fine after Easter, morons.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

who waits 45 minutes for a doughnut that isn't free?

Idiots? People who don't eat lettuce?I've never gone, but my sons have been dying to check it out ever since they saw it on Amazing Race. So in January, after I took them with me to church we agreed to get donuts at Voodoo Donuts as a reward for sitting through 90 minutes of boredom. It was one of the coldest days of the year and the line to get donuts here was around the block. We went to Starbucks instead, which they still bring up to me. But hey, they put Fruit Loops on their donuts!

It wasn't worth the 20 minute wait. But I waited in the line for the same reason Guster is, I'd guess. A hot woman wanted me to do so. It's also why I hold down a job, shave, and occasionally converse with other people. Stupid women.

 

[General Malaise]

I too have been to Voodoo Doughnuts. It was good. Not sure if it's quite worth that kind of hype, but quite good.

Thanks for the phone call, peehole.