Notorious T.R.E.
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Mrs DaVinci
Footballguy
Hmm, didn't realize there was a movie Highlander. I loved the series when I was younger. I always wanted to name one of my dogs Duncan MacLeod of the clan MacLeod...just to watch the vet assistants face when she called us back. Plus I kinda thought it was a cool name.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ooof.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Problem?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Krista? Thorn? Gadzooks?I like the way, hypothetically, you guys think. I would like to hear from the lawyerbirds though.actually, it might even be in your contract.
Chemical X
Footballguy
back from the doctor, tetanus shot received. x rays reveal my bones were not punctured, doc explained bone infection could be serious ####. gave me anti biotic to ward off potential werecat transformation. of course, the augmentin stomach ####s is my punishment for ever attempting to walk a cat. left leg is spasmed pretty badly and will take some time to heal. doctor noticed 6 punctures and at least 4 epic scratches. he is concerned the scratches could lead to cat scratch fever too, hence the augmentin.
you know, i knew walking a cat was wrong, but for some reason i did it anyway. i suppose being a dog owner and no longer a cat owner, i didn't remember how much of an ####### cats can be.
you know, i knew walking a cat was wrong, but for some reason i did it anyway. i suppose being a dog owner and no longer a cat owner, i didn't remember how much of an ####### cats can be.
shamwow!
Footballguy
A-Team>>>>Magnum PI>>Knight Rider>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Miami Vice
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Am I allowed to respond to this? Or just Shamwow and Truck?
Lomez
Footballguy
Just FYI: JTG is a lawyer.Krista? Thorn? Gadzooks?I like the way, hypothetically, you guys think. I would like to hear from the lawyerbirds though.
McJose
Footballguy
Not if you're wearing a tie clip/pen.How can the flip over the shoulder not be an automatic move as you approach the urinal?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Free country.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Hardly seems necessary. Shamwow nailed it.
legally?
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Highlander is a masterpiece.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Not if you're wearing a tie clip/pen.
The OP made no mention of taking the DeLorean back to 1955 before entering the Men's room.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Reminds me of the time our neighbor was walking her cat on a 6ft leash around the block. My dog got loose and ran out after it, instead of dropping the leash, she held it tight. My dog chasing this cat around in circles, like a merry go round, going so fast the cat actually became airborne at one point. I was laughing hysterically, the neighbor, she didn't think it was so funny.Good times
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
Don't you think people should wash their hands BEFORE they pee? Urine is sterile. Your hands touch all kinds of things that can pick up germs and bacteria. If you shower in the morning your underwear protected you throughout the day, so nothing "dirty" down there to wash off afterwards. And women, who are susceptible to all kinds more issues than men really shouldn't be prodding and wiping before washing hands.'roadkill1292 said:
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Well look at you.
McJose
Footballguy
They're in style http://www.rugby.com/blog/post/2011/02/28/Mene28099s-Style-Raising-the-(Tie)-Bar.aspx'BobbyLayne said:'McJose said:Not if you're wearing a tie clip/pen.'Doofenshmirtz said:'BobbyLayne said:'roadkill1292 said:
YSR
Footballguy
Pretty much.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'd like to take my wife's cat for a walk.
To Somalia
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Isn't it your cat too???
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I haven't had a lot of time to review this, been in court all day. Off the top of my head, this reminds of a case I had a few years ago, Santiago vs. Capps If I have time tonight, I'll review that file and my notes. I'll get back to you in the morning, though it may be more prudent if I respond via PM, in case we do end up going to trial.'St. Louis Bob said:Krista? Thorn? Gadzooks?I like the way, hypothetically, you guys think. I would like to hear from the lawyerbirds though.
mr. furley
Footballguy
washes away the skin's natural oils and wrecks their fur
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
We all would, GB.
TIAI haven't had a lot of time to review this, been in court all day. Off the top of my head, this reminds of a case I had a few years ago, Santiago vs. Capps If I have time tonight, I'll review that file and my notes. I'll get back to you in the morning, though it may be more prudent if I respond via PM, in case we do end up going to trial.'St. Louis Bob said:Krista? Thorn? Gadzooks?I like the way, hypothetically, you guys think. I would like to hear from the lawyerbirds though.
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Lomez
Footballguy
Just seems like scrubbing out your self-cleaning oven. Or giving a woman a ring to ensure the sex keeps coming freely.washes away the skin's natural oils and wrecks their fur
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Hypothetically speaking, say some bald guy on a message board thought you were a lawyer and asked advice about something. And you said you'd get back to him in the morning via PM. What would be a good lawyer-like thing to say? All my lawyer knowledge is based on "A Few Good Men" and "The Firm". I'm gonna watch some "Law and Order" re-runs tonight, but I think I'd be better off getting some suggestions from real life lawyers. TIA
cosjobs
Footballguy
Just be sure to work in the word "retainer."
mr. furley
Footballguy
pretty muchJust seems like scrubbing out your self-cleaning oven. Or giving a woman a ring to ensure the sex keeps coming freely.washes away the skin's natural oils and wrecks their fur
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
I keep burping the greek yogurt chicken wrap I had for lunch. :X
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
and "judicial restrangement order"
YSR
Footballguy
And "vis-à-vis"
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh, thanks.'Lomez said:Just FYI: JTG is a lawyer.'St. Louis Bob said:Krista? Thorn? Gadzooks?I like the way, hypothetically, you guys think. I would like to hear from the lawyerbirds though.
Yeah, that was a joke. I've been pretty flat for awhile now.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Pretty sure the Erie Doctrine covers this.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
awesome. what a well-deserved win.
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
mentioning Arkansas = win with Clayton
Guster
Footballguy
euphemism??
YSR
Footballguy
So, this isn't quite as cool as it was last night. The swelling has increased over the course of today, and is hot to the touch. In addition, the redness has now spread and covers a good 1/2 of my upper arm.I just went to the pharmacy to pick up some Benadryl and had the following exchange:
Me: Hi, I got stung -
Pharmacist <interjecting>: Wow, I can see that
Me: - by something over the weekend and I'm not sure if I'm allergic or if this is what stings normally look like?
Pharmacist: Um, has this been spreading?
Me: Oh yeah, been spreading since it happened
Pharmacist: You need to go to the doctor. That redness that is spreading is the venom of whatever bit you.
Me: Oh.
Pharmacist: Has there been swelling that is hot to the touch?
Me: Yes
Pharmacist: You need to go to the doctor.
Me: Ok.
Pharmacist: Today.
Am I going to die?
McJose
Footballguy
I won as well. Anyone tell me the difference between best ball/survivor and best ball/all play?Rude?
YSR
Footballguy
Going tomorrow first thing. All urgent care places close at 8 around here and I don't see this as being ER worthy.
McJose
Footballguy
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