GM's thread about nothing (55 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

If I had to ever explain how I knew the people I was cornholing with I would just say "we were in Nam together". Anyone that questions that is insensitive and anti-American.

Pretty sure you have to possess shame before you can be embarrassed.

furley text had no image.

text sent to hack. probably out golfing or some ####.

I thought he said he was going out there for work and didn't want to bug him.I have this pic of you and me.

 

[mr. furley]

met Tasker in Madison 2 weekends ago

wife of another internet friend (Gator> hey) says to Tasker and i "sooooo... you guys know each other from the internet?"

Tasker: well.. yeah.. but it sounds so creepy when you say it that way

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

met Tasker in Madison 2 weekends ago

wife of another internet friend (Gator> hey) says to Tasker and i "sooooo... you guys know each other from the internet?"

Tasker: well.. yeah.. but it sounds so creepy when you say it that way

omg SHE came to the Great Taste?

 

[mr. furley]

met Tasker in Madison 2 weekends ago

wife of another internet friend (Gator> hey) says to Tasker and i "sooooo... you guys know each other from the internet?"

Tasker: well.. yeah.. but it sounds so creepy when you say it that way

omg SHE came to the Great Taste?

oh yeah

 

[General Malaise]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

 

[Frostillicus]

Stu - I may not be able to draft with you tonight. I can't remember my MFL password and when I try to get them to email me I don't get an email. Been waiting 3.5 hours now.

 

[SofaKings]

Cornhole list to date:MojoNorville BarnesRedmanRudeSaint FoolUrbanhackThere are a few of you I would like to add to this list before I die. I thought yesterday just might be the day I check out.

You met Mojo??

 

[shuke]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

Got a text from him yesterday: "Post it!". My response: "Do what now?"Furley: "Wasn't there a pic attached?"Attached to what? No idea what any of this means.

 

[shuke]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

forwarded the original text from hackapparently this is a bit advanced for our jolly friend

I forwarded a text from hack to you? Or you forwarded one to me? Either way, I believe you're confused.

 

[shuke]

As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like.

BUSTED

 

[shuke]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

Got a text from him yesterday: "Post it!". My response: "Do what now?"Furley: "Wasn't there a pic attached?"Attached to what? No idea what any of this means.

whoa.Deja Vu.Furley's phone apparently isn't able to forward the pics that Hack sent him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

I thought this was you.

Cornhole list to date:

Mojo

Norville Barnes

Redman

Rude

Saint Fool

Urbanhack

There are a few of you I would like to add to this list before I die. I thought yesterday just might be the day I check out.

You met Mojo??

Let me check my list. Yes.

 

[General Malaise]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

I started putting it together and stopped at 30. I was going to post it, but the whole thing makes me feel like a bigger dork than I already know I am.

 

[kotzwinkle]

krista, I'm not forgetting that you're to blame for this.

 

[General Malaise]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

I thought this was you.

It's a real dude. Lives in Portland. Met me and a few buddies at a sports bar one morning WHERE WE DON'T ORDER PANCAKES FOR BREAKFAST and had a few beers with us. My friends were like "Dude, wtf? who is that?"...

Nice dude.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

 

[kotzwinkle]

I'm holding steady at 3.

 

[FDASv2.0]

I'm at zero. But plan on spending my first single weekend with Disco Stu.

 

[Drifter]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You and Darius Miles are pretty much exact opposites of each other in every physical respect. It was probably like matter and anti-matter.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

I've met Aaron and his ginger friend.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

I've met Aaron and his ginger friend.

I don't know who this refers to. Don't even remember knowing someone that meets this description. Weird.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

If I had to ever explain how I knew the people I was cornholing with I would just say "we were in Nam together". Anyone that questions that is insensitive and anti-American.

Pretty sure you have to possess shame before you can be embarrassed.

furley text had no image.

text sent to hack. probably out golfing or some ####.

I thought he said he was going out there for work and didn't want to bug him.I have this pic of you and me.

Rude's hat is on backwards.

 

[Lomez]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

I've met Aaron and his ginger friend.

I don't know who this refers to. Don't even remember knowing someone that meets this description. Weird.

I'm not sure, but it would seem to make you Mary Ann. 'hack's kinda voluptuous.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

I've met Aaron and his ginger friend.

I don't know who this refers to. Don't even remember knowing someone that meets this description. Weird.

I'm not sure, but it would seem to make you Mary Ann. 'hack's kinda voluptuous.

I'll take a PM.

 

[urbanhack]

TEXT SENT to Rude

Furley = FAIL

 

[mr. furley]

Furley> enough with the cryptic texts, guy.

did he send you hackpics?

Got a text from him yesterday: "Post it!". My response: "Do what now?"Furley: "Wasn't there a pic attached?"Attached to what? No idea what any of this means.

taking coyshtick to new levels, shuke?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

The 4th guy in the pic is saintfool?

 

[krista4]

krista, I'm not forgetting that you're to blame for this.

I was just tearing through the thread quickly, enjoying the cornhole reminiscences, and this plopped in the middle of that struck me as particularly .And .

 

[Dr. Awesome]

I'm at zero. But plan on spending my first single weekend with Disco Stu.

Should be a fun time.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I'm holding steady at 3.

I'm only at 1 but it was a round of golf with FBG legend and recluse Chemical X

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

my list got too long to keep track of. may have passed triple digits at some point. but I get paid to post here so it's easier to explain.

I've met Aaron and his ginger friend.

I don't know who this refers to. Don't even remember knowing someone that meets this description. Weird.

It was at the Soldier Field parking lot before USMNT/England friendly. You were with a group, but when I talked with you the red haired dude with you was the only one that joined the conversation. Then I saw a hot chick with a funny shirt on and I went over and talked to her and took a picture.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Looks like I'm at 34...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Z Machine

[*]Hipple

[*]Stubby

[*]Boofatty

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant #7

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant #8

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant #9

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant#10

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant #11

[*]Atlanta FBG draft participant #12

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show

[*]Scorchy

[*]Big Blue Wrecking Crew

[*]Kilgore Trout

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

[*]Icon

[*]Regular Guy

 

[mr. furley]

The 4th guy in the pic is saintfool?

this been posted at LABS?

 

[desert rose]

Looks like I'm at 31...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

Which guy was the hottest? Please rank them.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Looks like I'm at 31...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

Which guy was the hottest? Please rank them.

Probably GM...he burns easy b/c his skin is so fare

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/haymarket.jpg/

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Looks like I'm at 31...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show >> Vedder

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

You also met Kilgore Trout in Philly, no?

 

[Oh Yes!]

hey fellas, i was offered a straight swap of draft slots. the #7 or the #8 for my #2 spot.

this is a no brainer right?

 

[jplvr]

1 TF (and wife)

2 Zippy

3 KidC

4 Tat (and wife)... Tat's wife refers to me as his internet friend even though she and I have mutual, formerly close friends from high school

5 GM

6 Scupper (and wife on vacation, and also at their home)

7 JoeT (and wife)... I might have the market cornered on meeting JoeT's wife

8 Jethro

9 TRE

10 Funkley

11 Wilked (and friend... hosted them in my house)

12 Cgrdrjoe

13 Zilla

14 GM

15 RedRaiders

16 Hoss

17 Gator

18 Pickles

19 Tipsy

20 Shuke

21 Ken Maxwell

I wouldn't be surprised if a few people got ticked off because I snubbed them on this list. Naturally, 95%+ of this list is comprised of :11: members, or related to :11: in some fashion.

I've also spoken to Bentley, X, SofaKings, Capella, and a handfull of others on the phone, not on the list. TU and charvik are text buddies to a degree, but TU apparently didn't think enough of me to save my number, having to ask TRE for it recently. Should've met X in person, but I was in the process of hauling a boat back from Virginia and X didn't seem interested in budging on a meet up spot for early lunch. Also should've met Capella, but he stonewalled prior to the FSU/Bama game in 2007.

There are 3 others I just thought of from previous gambling threads, maybe two, but they were there when the incident which almost caused JoeT's death happened. One big dude, another guy, and I think one of their Canadian friends in Vegas.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Looks like I'm at 31...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show >> Vedder

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

You also met Kilgore Trout in Philly, no?

yep...and BBWC...and Scorchy at the NJ show

 

[Tiger Fan]

Also have met Mrs. Scupper, Mrs. JoeT, and ex Mrs. Zippy

 

[Tremendous Upside]

1 TF (and wife)2 Zippy3 KidC4 Tat (and wife)... Tat's wife refers to me as his internet friend even though she and I have mutual, formerly close friends from high school5 GM6 Scupper (and wife on vacation, and also at their home)7 JoeT (and wife)... I might have the market cornered on meeting JoeT's wife8 Jethro9 TRE10 Funkley11 Wilked (and friend... hosted them in my house)12 Cgrdrjoe13 Zilla14 GM15 RedRaiders16 Hoss17 Gator18 Pickles19 Tipsy20 Shuke21 Ken MaxwellI wouldn't be surprised if a few people got ticked off because I snubbed them on this list. Naturally, 95%+ of this list is comprised of :11: members, or related to :11: in some fashion.I've also spoken to Bentley, X, SofaKings, Capella, and a handfull of others on the phone, not on the list. TU and charvik are text buddies to a degree, but TU apparently didn't think enough of me to save my number, having to ask TRE for it recently. Should've met X in person, but I was in the process of hauling a boat back from Virginia and X didn't seem interested in budging on a meet up spot for early lunch. Also should've met Capella, but he stonewalled prior to the FSU/Bama game in 2007.There are 3 others I just thought of from previous gambling threads, maybe two, but they were there when the incident which almost caused JoeT's death happened. One big dude, another guy, and I think one of their Canadian friends in Vegas.

New phone down?

 

[Tecumseh]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/94/haymarket.jpg/

Who's the guy that looks like Sheldon?

 

[shuke]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

I started putting it together and stopped at 30. I was going to post it, but the whole thing makes me feel like a bigger dork than I already know I am.

Don't be a wuss.Here's mine.

1 Urbanhack

2 Aaron Rudniki

3 Scupper

4 Mr. Pickles

5 GM

6 TRE

7 Jethro Q. Walrustitty

8 JZilla

9 Britney Spears

10 Gatorman

11 Ken Maxwell

12 jplvr

13 Joe T

14 mex/cgrdrjoe

15 Funkley

16 Red Raiders

17 Jefferson the Caregiver

18 Wilked

19 Homer J. Simpson

20 Verbal Kint

21 cheese

22 bigfun54

23 Wampuscat43

24 Bonzai

25 Big Papi

26 Patriot John

27 Jafo

28 BigJohn

29 Trogg78

30 Otis

31 Righetti

32 Alias

33 Saintfool

 

[shuke]

hey fellas, i was offered a straight swap of draft slots. the #7 or the #8 for my #2 spot. this is a no brainer right?

A no brainer to say "no", correct.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

I started putting it together and stopped at 30. I was going to post it, but the whole thing makes me feel like a bigger dork than I already know I am.

Don't be a wuss.Here's mine.

1 Urbanhack

2 Aaron Rudniki

3 Scupper

4 Mr. Pickles

5 GM

6 TRE

7 Jethro Q. Walrustitty

8 JZilla

9 Britney Spears

10 Gatorman

11 Ken Maxwell

12 jplvr

13 Joe T

14 mex/cgrdrjoe

15 Funkley

16 Red Raiders

17 Jefferson the Caregiver

18 Wilked

19 Homer J. Simpson

20 Verbal Kint

21 cheese

22 bigfun54

23 Wampuscat43

24 Bonzai

25 Big Papi

26 Patriot John

27 Jafo

28 BigJohn

29 Trogg78

30 Otis

31 Righetti

32 Alias

33 Saintfool

 

[YSR]

shuke, you may be needed in the deli guy thread. Lots of sandwich nuts in there.

 

[Tiger Fan]

hey fellas, i was offered a straight swap of draft slots. the #7 or the #8 for my #2 spot. this is a no brainer right?

Please post full scoring system details and roster requirements

 

[kotzwinkle]

shuke, you may be needed in the deli guy thread. Lots of sandwich nuts in there.

that's a surprisingly entertaining thread.