GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[YSR]

hey fellas, i was offered a straight swap of draft slots. the #7 or the #8 for my #2 spot. this is a no brainer right?

How would this affect your post-draft interview?

 

[desert rose]

I still have some money at Poker Stars. I was going to pull it out when they banned Americans, but it wasn't enough to cut me a check for, and I'm a little worried about tying my bank account to PS now that it's officially illegal.

What should I do? Forget about it, risk it and give them my bank account number, or open another account just to get my money?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I still have some money at Poker Stars. I was going to pull it out when they banned Americans, but it wasn't enough to cut me a check for, and I'm a little worried about tying my bank account to PS now that it's officially illegal.What should I do? Forget about it, risk it and give them my bank account number, or open another account just to get my money?

I've never heard of a bank giving anyone a hassle. PS will cash out through a 3rd party overseas, so it's not like you'll have to deposit a check that says POKERSTARS ILLEGAL GAMBLING across the front.I just cashed out five hundred from a poker site that's actually still running. Don't expect any problems.

 

[Zow]

Serious question: Is Woz the worst person alive? And I don't mean "worst" in the Hitler sense, but worst in terms of...I don't know. Anyway, you read this post and figure it out. This guy is bizarre.

My link

Only in Vegas Truck, only in Vegas

pretty sure he's the worst everywhere, not just Vegas

Touche

So is this like the back of the class where the cool kids pass notes?

Sorry we've been on page one for 18 months where you obviously couldn't read us. We would have welcomed you here like you've been welcom:e:d elsewhere. Hi, I guess. Why do you think Truck hates you?

Also, you're 99% shtick, right?

I've been in and out of here before, just never had the time to dive in. Was perusing it and saw the numerous posts slamming my good name. Just reminded me of those instances where people get together and talk about other people - kinda like a 7th grade classroom or a housewives' group of sort. As for Truck, he's just an ornery and cynical dude who has always disliked me despite pming me for pics of girls, my help on Westlaw, and the like. He's harmless - kinda like that kid in class who talks big to make a name but you get him alone and he's cool.

Lastly, I'd say 99% is probably a bit high.

Let's discuss your middle school experiences in here. I think it might be cathartic for you.

I think my middle school experience is in here. Regardless, just explaining myself. Appreciate the invite to come and hang out in here. Tanner, sorry about your BIL.

I don't think you've been discussed THAT much in here. Truck just had a comment about you the other day. Kinda creepy that you search out your name, but other than that, I have nothing negative to say about you. I just assumed everything you posted was fabricated for fishing.

Seriously wasn't searching my name (after all, you can't search three letter names). Just was checking this thread out around the time it came up.

 

[McJose]

This morning was the first day of school. Before my youngest son set off for the first day of his senior year my wife tells him "I want you to make a resolution right now to try harder in school this year".

He looks at her and spins around once.

 

[krista4]

Congrats, Mr. bentley & AW bentley!

 

[shuke]

Damn it.Updated cornhole list:1 Urbanhack2 Aaron Rudniki3 Scupper4 Mr. Pickles5 GM6 TRE7 Jethro Q. Walrustitty8 JZilla9 Britney Spears10 Gatorman11 Ken Maxwell12 jplvr13 Joe T14 mex/cgrdrjoe15 Funkley16 Red Raiders17 Jefferson the Caregiver18 Wilked19 Homer J. Simpson20 Verbal Kint21 cheese22 bigfun5423 Wampuscat4324 Bonzai25 Big Papi26 Patriot John27 Jafo28 BigJohn29 Trogg7830 Otis31 Righetti32 Alias33 Saintfool 34 Tiger Fan

 

[shuke]

shuke, you may be needed in the deli guy thread. Lots of sandwich nuts in there.

What's going on in there?

 

[Zow]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:

1. Keys Myaths - x5

2. JuniorNB

3. Joe Pasquino

4. Icon

5. eoMMan

6. getzlaf

7. Da Raiders (briefly)

8. David Dodds

9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)

10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it

11. Tommygunz

12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup

Talked to on the phone:

1. Imp

2. Prussian something or other (big help with a job thing)

3. Otis

4. strykerpks

5. LarryBoy (I think)

6. Proninja (I think)

Stood up by:

1. Mr. Pickles

I kinda stoop up:

1. Hooter31

Turned down by:

1. Furley

 

[YSR]

shuke, you may be needed in the deli guy thread. Lots of sandwich nuts in there.

What's going on in there?

Q&A with the cold cuts guy. I haven't read a sandwich thread of yours in quite some time, so I can't be sure what your primary meat choice is, but he's touched on just about everything. He also apparently hates his job. Kind of a fun thread.(I'm not great at spotting alias accounts when cleverly masked, so if this is an alias, well done).

 

[McJose]

Never met an FBG in person.

Talked on the phone with:

Imp

Homer

Cosjobs

Pocket Dialed:

SLB

Rude

ETA: I think FDAS called my house once.

 

[YSR]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup Talked to on the phone:1. Imp2. Prussian something or other (big help with a job thing)3. Otis4. strykerpks5. LarryBoy (I think)6. Proninja (I think)Stood up by:1. Mr. PicklesI kinda stoop up:1. Hooter31Turned down by:1. Furley

Is Joe Pasquino Jeff's brother?

 

[mr. furley]

This morning was the first day of school. Before my youngest son set off for the first day of his senior year my wife tells him "I want you to make a resolution right now to try harder in school this year".

He looks at her and spins around once.

 

[jplvr]

New phone down?

Excuses, excuses.

 

[charvik]

New phone down?

Excuses, excuses.

strangely enough I have a new phone too, but (both) your number was transferred over to mine...

 

[charvik]

Just because I was curious:

1. GM

2. JTC

3. Gambino

4. Red Raiders

5. Slowerde

6. GoalToGoGirl

7. Cochise

8. The Iron Sheik

9. The Z Machine

10. Bigbottom

11. Sofakings

12. Doctor Detroit

13. TUpside

14. Cosjobs

15. Britney Spears

16. Cgrdrjoe

17. hack2112 (or some number combo)

missed out on 10 or so more when I had to bail on MHIV due to family health issues.

 

[Zow]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:1. Keys Myaths - x52. JuniorNB3. Joe Pasquino4. Icon5. eoMMan6. getzlaf7. Da Raiders (briefly)8. David Dodds9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)10. Played poker with some other staff member and didn't know it - I guess I was in MGM with like the entire staff and didn't know it11. Tommygunz12. crystall - in the bathroom. at law school. admist the breakup Talked to on the phone:1. Imp2. Prussian something or other (big help with a job thing)3. Otis4. strykerpks5. LarryBoy (I think)6. Proninja (I think)Stood up by:1. Mr. PicklesI kinda stoop up:1. Hooter31Turned down by:1. Furley

Is Joe Pasquino Jeff's brother?

Oops. I apparently got too into our discussion of week 17 backup RB plays that I missed the first name.

 

[Zow]

Never met an FBG in person.

We so coulda hung out in Ridgecrest.

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

May as well join in the cornhole fun:9. Maurile (briefly - I think he was embarassed)Stood up by:1. Mr. PicklesTurned down by:1. Furley

 

[Tremendous Upside]

New phone down?

Excuses, excuses.

strangely enough I have a new phone too, but (both) your number was transferred over to mine...

Yeah, but my old BB went kaput and the SIM was untransferable to my new IPhone

 

[General Malaise]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

I started putting it together and stopped at 30. I was going to post it, but the whole thing makes me feel like a bigger dork than I already know I am.

Don't be a wuss.Here's mine.

1 Urbanhack

2 Aaron Rudniki

3 Scupper

4 Mr. Pickles

5 GM

6 TRE

7 Jethro Q. Walrustitty

8 JZilla

9 Britney Spears

10 Gatorman

11 Ken Maxwell

12 jplvr

13 Joe T

14 mex/cgrdrjoe

15 Funkley

16 Red Raiders

17 Jefferson the Caregiver

18 Wilked

19 Homer J. Simpson

20 Verbal Kint

21 cheese

22 bigfun54

23 Wampuscat43

24 Bonzai

25 Big Papi

26 Patriot John

27 Jafo

28 BigJohn

29 Trogg78

30 Otis

31 Righetti

32 Alias

33 Saintfool

SIR YES SIR!

1. JTC

2. GTGG

3. Prussia (or Prussian or Prussia King or something with Prussia)

4. Scupper

5. JoeT

6. FFChamps

7. Big Papi/Guster

8. Tat

9. Jeep

10. Skycriesmary

11. Charvik

12. Tigerfan

13. Cochise

14. Tough as Nails

15. Men in Cleats

16. Gatorfan

17. Britneyspears

18. Ken Maxwell

19. Funkley

20. Pickles

21. Redraiders

22. Gambino

23. Sofakings

24. ShaqAttack

25. Kilgore Trout

26. JetroQ

27. JZilla

28. Tre

29. MexiJoe

30. ProNinja

31. Redmond Longhorn

32. Sacamano

33. Tommyboy

I think that's it, but I might be missing a few.

 

[shamwow!]

My list is pretty small

1. Keys

2. Larry_Boy

3. Parasnufalupagus

4. Offdee

5. BroadwayG (for about 30 seconds)

I think that's it

 

[charvik]

New phone down?

Excuses, excuses.

strangely enough I have a new phone too, but (both) your number was transferred over to mine...

Yeah, but my old BB went kaput and the SIM was untransferable to my new IPhone

convenient

 

[shamwow!]

Talked to on the phone:4. strykerpks

Was I drunk? I have no recollection of this

 

[YSR]

Never met an FBG in person.Talked on the phone with:ImpHomerCosjobsPocket Dialed:SLBRudeETA: I think FDAS called my house once.

Was just about to post the FDAS part. He and I were drinking fishbowl girly drinks at some bar in Charlotte, IIRC.MineddballFDASThornLots of Charlotte FBGS when oddball and I drove up for a draft. But the only ones I remember (a few of which I only met briefly) :ConstruxboyBeer 30Palmer SteelTheCommishWormMoleculoH.K.BuckychuddPSULionsWheelhouseBassNBrewSpoken on phone with:SLBStrykerpksImpSwiresproninjamoonheadACP

 

[McJose]

Never met an FBG in person.

We so coulda hung out in Ridgecrest.

This is probably the biggest regret of my life.

 

[General Malaise]

Guster asked me how many FBG's I've met IN FRONT OF MY WIFE....and I couldn't answer the question. How embarrassing is that?

I'd have to set the o/u at 30 and would probably struggle to remember them all. Mellyhole I & III knock out a good 15 or so right there. Then there was the Vegas Cornhole of 2004.

And then there are the random dudes I've met that claim they are from here, but I never really see them post....Skycriesmarry? Prussian (something?)? That dude and I met at a poker game in town, then went to a strip club where we made it rain with Darius Miles before Miles' entourage threatened to physically remove me with a not so friendly tone of voice.

You have to be at more than 40. I think I'm at about 30 and your list is better.

I started putting it together and stopped at 30. I was going to post it, but the whole thing makes me feel like a bigger dork than I already know I am.

Don't be a wuss.Here's mine.

1 Urbanhack

2 Aaron Rudniki

3 Scupper

4 Mr. Pickles

5 GM

6 TRE

7 Jethro Q. Walrustitty

8 JZilla

9 Britney Spears

10 Gatorman

11 Ken Maxwell

12 jplvr

13 Joe T

14 mex/cgrdrjoe

15 Funkley

16 Red Raiders

17 Jefferson the Caregiver

18 Wilked

19 Homer J. Simpson

20 Verbal Kint

21 cheese

22 bigfun54

23 Wampuscat43

24 Bonzai

25 Big Papi

26 Patriot John

27 Jafo

28 BigJohn

29 Trogg78

30 Otis

31 Righetti

32 Alias

33 Saintfool

SIR YES SIR!

1. JTC

2. GTGG

3. Prussia (or Prussian or Prussia King or something with Prussia)

4. Scupper

5. JoeT

6. FFChamps

7. Big Papi/Guster

8. Tat

9. Jeep

10. Skycriesmary

11. Charvik

12. Tigerfan

13. Cochise

14. Tough as Nails

15. Men in Cleats

16. Gatorfan

17. Britneyspears

18. Ken Maxwell

19. Funkley

20. Pickles

21. Redraiders

22. Gambino

23. Sofakings

24. ShaqAttack

25. Kilgore Trout

26. JetroQ

27. JZilla

28. Tre

29. MexiJoe

30. ProNinja

31. Redmond Longhorn

32. Sacamano

33. Tommyboy

I think that's it, but I might be missing a few.

Crap, I forgot Fro. How could I forget that guy? Hilarious dude.

 

[kotzwinkle]

Never met an FBG in person.

We so coulda hung out in Ridgecrest.

This is probably the biggest regret of my life.

you mean that you had a chance to shank him and didn't take it?

 

[gamera]

When I met cosjobs and Bentley, I was definitely the hottest one. Sweat was just pouring off me.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Do you guys rinse after brushing your teeth?

 

[kotzwinkle]

Do you guys rinse after brushing your teeth?

yes. with vodka.

 

[Zow]

Talked to on the phone:4. strykerpks

Was I drunk? I have no recollection of this

Yep. At the cornhole in Wisconsin with Larry and Keys.

 

[Zow]

Never met an FBG in person.

We so coulda hung out in Ridgecrest.

This is probably the biggest regret of my life.

Next to losing the ex it's mine too, gb.

 

[shamwow!]

Talked to on the phone:4. strykerpks

Was I drunk? I have no recollection of this

Yep. At the cornhole in Wisconsin with Larry and Keys.

Oof, memories of that night are a bit fuzzy. :colt45andjaeger:

 

[bentley]

Mine includes Dodds and cosjobs along with kevzilla and several other minor Austin area Fbgs.

 

[shamwow!]

Mine includes Dodds and cosjobs along with kevzilla and several other minor Austin area Fbgs.

What was Kev's hair like?

 

[bentley]

Mine includes Dodds and cosjobs along with kevzilla and several other minor Austin area Fbgs.

What was Kev's hair like?

Honestly I was expecting much more of a Kenny powers look than I got.

 

[gamera]

I'll try to find a pic from Halloween 2009, when I went out on Fremont Street with a third eye erupting from my forehead and my hair straight up, like a dirty-blond Don King.

 

[Frostillicus]

24 rounds is way too many.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

24 rounds is way too many.

How'd you do?

 

[JbizzleMan]

Got in an argument with a chick this past weekend. I said chicks get "lust at first sight" confused. You would have thought I just kicked her puppy.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Been avoiding jesusguys for the last few weeks not really sure why.

Went to the ER last Monday night.. First time in my life I couldn't finish my shift, left $500 on the table, easy.

Turned out to be a severely strained/sprained petronus brevis. The pain was off the ####### charts. And ive known some pain over the years. IiOne of the best clues I had to the severity of my pain, was when a coworker put her hand on the back of my suit jacket and said, "jesus Christ, you're soaking wet". I literally could not walk. Scary ####. And at the ER, I found out that I had fractured a metatarsal on the f'd up foot years ago, and have a bone chip floating around. Good times.

Added quite the whore lovely young lady to my Facebook friends, perv it up GMTAN.

It's a ####### beautiful night here in socal. My neighbor just got home and we did a shot for the #### of it.

bought a pimpsicle French door fridge the size of an electric car, with #####in led lighting inside. And I chiseled direct tv out of 2 new hd dvr's, a new dish, half off the ticket and $120 off for the next two years.

:babble:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Took 5 days off, foot seems as good new.

 

[Early_10]

I'm at zero. But plan on spending my first single weekend with Disco Stu.

Me too.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

The 4th guy in the pic is saintfool?

this been posted at LABS?

It was on facebook. Not the same pic as was posted in this thread. The facebook one had Bob, urbanhack, Rude, and the guy I think is saintfool.My cornhole list:1) scoobygang2) bostonfred3) Nigel4) Jefferson the Caregiver5) Zilla6) scorchy7) Jethro8) Dr. Detroit9) TRE10) Tremendous Upside11) Britney Spears12) Kraft13) Red Raiders14) Chem X15) Tipsy McStagger16) Smoo17) Beckster18) Tobias FunkeI think that's it but might be missing some.

 

[Tecumseh]

I'm only at 2, Tipsy and Squirrels(?), at a poker game down at Dante's. Possibly met ACP at some point since we worked in the same building, but didn't know it.

On the phone- Cos, drunk dialed Homer

 

[Frostillicus]

24 rounds is way too many.

How'd you do?

I won.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Looks like I'm at 34...and I might be forgetting a few. In order of when I met them (to the best of my knowledge)

[*]KidC

[*]Zippy

[*]Jplvr

[*]Gator

[*]Tat

[*]JoeT

[*]Ken Maxwell

[*]David Dodds

[*]Joe Bryant

[*]Cracker

[*]Aaron Rudnicki

[*]Clayton Gray

[*]Fro

[*]Radballs (SP dude)

[*]MT$

[*]CGRdrJoe

[*]Jzilla

[*]GM

[*]Pickles

[*]RedRaiders

[*]Wilked

[*]Shuke

[*]Jethro Q Walrustitty

[*]TRE

[*]Cosjobs

[*]Tipsey McStagger

[*]TU

[*]Another guy I can't remember who I met at a Chicago PJ show

[*]Scorchy

[*]Big Blue Wrecking Crew

[*]Kilgore Trout

[*]Chris Cooley Fan

[*]Fuller

[*]Sid (trolls PJ thread)

icon and regularguy were at Jazzfest also.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Do you guys rinse after brushing your teeth?

lets revisit this.i was told it was better for your teeth to not rinse before going to bed.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My FBG # is about to double in a few weeks.