Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)
- Thread starter General Malaise
- Start date
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
McJose
Footballguy
You would think that but right now he's watching Big Brother with his mommy and they've been discussing it like they're in some MIT think-tank.
YSR
Footballguy
Yeah, I didn't say whose heart.
McJose
Footballguy
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Smack yourself. Unless he becomes an NFL linebacker.Declan TankNot every parent is a nametard.
Zow
Footballguy
Jesus. I've seriously not tried to mess up any thread here. Heck, people were whining about me in here when I hadn't even posted anything. For the most part I've kept shtick out of here. I firmly believe I could post an incredibly comical yet insightful dissertation and it'd somehow piss you people off and you'd whine about it for pages. How crabby are you guys? Relax, really, it'll be okay.'Josie Maran said:
McJose
Footballguy
Elvis Costello fan?Declan Tank
McJose
Footballguy
Thanks!
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
What's your middle name, Nancy? Mine is Ethan.Smack yourself. Unless he becomes an NFL linebacker.Declan Tank
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Do you see other posters regularly eliciting these kind of reactions?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Elvis Costello fan?Declan Tank
Among other things.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oops, phonefail.What's your middle name, Nancy? Mine is Ethan.Smack yourself. Unless he becomes an NFL linebacker.Declan Tank
McJose
Footballguy
I would have no problem with a student with the name Declan. #1: It is a real name. #B: It is spelled right#3: Elvis rulesElvis Costello fan?Declan Tank
Zow
Footballguy
As usual, I'm right
cosjobs
Footballguy
Elvis Costello fan?Declan Tank
I worked at Evolution Records in 1978 when My Aim Is True came out. Looked at it on the new release wall for a week or so before I couldn't stand it anymore, then opened it up and played it (none of us had ever heard of or listened to him before). It probably changed the way I look at and appreciate music more than anything else I've ever listened to.
Zow
Footballguy
No, and that's kinda my point
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
If I have another boy he'll likely be Ronan Brick. My father was a bricklayer.(as was a lot of my family)
Reginald Cornsilks
Footballguy
Well this was the last safe haven for me.
Time to go try to win my old iBuddies back from the gambling thread.
Time to go try to win my old iBuddies back from the gambling thread.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
We have a Hannah, but there are a few people who insist on pronouncing it HON-nuh. "Hannah" rhymes with "banana."
Early_10
footballgoddess
My son is DJ. You don't even have to spell it.
Early_10
footballgoddess
charvik
Footballguy
That's pretty much a guarantee... at age 2 (almost) he already has scouts salivating.Smack yourself. Unless he becomes an NFL linebacker.Declan Tank
charvik
Footballguy
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
Ha-nah-na?
mr. furley
Footballguy
friend of mine in college met a kid through one of his girlfriends.. the kid wound up tagging along with my friend one afternoon when my buddy was coming up to the room for some weed smoking. our room being a central hangout for bunches of people.
somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.
we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool".
we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.
took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.
the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.
somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.
we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool".
we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.
took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.
the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
The an is silent.Ha-nah-na?
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
lolsimmer'McJose said:
charvik
Footballguy
friend of mine in college met a kid through one of his girlfriends.. the kid wound up tagging along with my friend one afternoon when my buddy was coming up to the room for some weed smoking. our room being a central hangout for bunches of people.
somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.
we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool".
we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.
took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.
the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.
sounds very familiar. Been there, bought and gave TRE the t-shirt.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
I approve of this message.friend of mine in college met a kid through one of his girlfriends.. the kid wound up tagging along with my friend one afternoon when my buddy was coming up to the room for some weed smoking. our room being a central hangout for bunches of people.
somehow he got the impression that we were instant friends and that we all wanted him to be around 24/7. guy would show up at any time of day or night, knocking at the door trying to attach himself to whatever we were doing.
we figured out on the first day that he was off. on day 2 when we tried to split to dinner without him grabbing on to our shirt-tails he said "i've never seen you guys act like this before.. you're usually so cool".
we made it clear to him that we were not his friends, that his behavior went past just strange and that it was in his best interest to stop coming by our room. but he persisted like a kicked puppy. he would show up in the dining hall. at parties. at bars we were at. at the basketball court, etc.
took us weeks to shake this kid. nothing worked. ignoring him didn't work. telling him to beat it didn't work. actually fleeing the scene when we saw him didn't get the point across.
the only way we were finally able to lose the kid was because he somehow attached himself like a remora to another group of people. he found a common interest and moved on to suck the life out of their crew.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I request - nay, I demand - that kotzwinkle put up some avatar with a creepy eyeball or three so that I can keep aliases straight.
I'm going to Vegas in 6 hours for the weekend with just the guys.Unfortunately, I'm married (faithfully) and a degenerate gambler, so the only stories I'd have to share will probably be too tame to even type.'Buck Bradcanon said:I don’t gamble and Im going to Vegas next weekend. Truck/Frost/etc> Please share some opening weekend college football plays.Also, Im going to Vegas next weekend. With just the guys.
Last edited by a moderator:
Lomez
Footballguy
So you're not expecting him to do any better than she did?
JerseyToughGuys
Tough Guy
BoiseBang it. Hard.'Buck Bradcanon said:I don’t gamble and Im going to Vegas next weekend. Truck/Frost/etc> Please share some opening weekend college football plays.Also, Im going to Vegas next weekend. With just the guys.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
This is me. I think we had 8 guys go to Vegas for my bachelor party. I was the only one that didn't see a live naked woman while we were there.I'm Tanner McJosesque when it comes to strippers and nothing makes me happier than stacks of black.I'm going to Vegas in 6 hours for the weekend with just the guys.Unfortunately, I'm married (faithfully) and a degenerate gambler, so the only stories I'd have to share will probably be too tame to even type.'Buck Bradcanon said:I don’t gamble and Im going to Vegas next weekend. Truck/Frost/etc> Please share some opening weekend college football plays.Also, Im going to Vegas next weekend. With just the guys.
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
If you're not awake when the sun comes up, you're doing it wrong.'Buck Bradcanon said:I'm going to Vegas in 6 hours for the weekend with just the guys.Unfortunately, I'm married (faithfully) and a degenerate gambler, so the only stories I'd have to share will probably be too tame to even type.'Buck Bradcanon said:I don’t gamble and Im going to Vegas next weekend. Truck/Frost/etc> Please share some opening weekend college football plays.Also, Im going to Vegas next weekend. With just the guys.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
First day back on campus. I walked into the MEN's room near my first class and see a POST IT note stuck on the mirror with a female English professor's name and office number.
I've been trying to figure it out how it got there, but I'm totally stumped.
I've been trying to figure it out how it got there, but I'm totally stumped.
Drifter
Footballguy
That's so odd. I'm the same age as you more or less and I have 2 high school friends who became Nuclear Engineers on Navy subs after HS. What was it about the late 80s? Just enough downturn in the economy, combined with cold ware fury that they navy was out snatching up every smart kid that couldn't afford college?
Drifter
Footballguy
I'll also share my weird childhoold friend story (which I can't remember if I've told in here or not):From 1st Grade to 6th, one of my very best friends lived about 5 blocks from me. Sleepovers to watch Dukes of Hazard and The Incredible Hulk, stickball, the whole 9 yards. In middle school, we got put on different "tracks" so the social convenentions of 7th grade dictated we must drift apart. We never really hung out from that point on even though we remained living near each other all the way through HS graduation.Anyway, fast forward about 19 years and I'm living in Colorado. I get a call at work and some guy is going "Hey Jack - guess who this is?...It's <Old Friend>". Turns out he had been living in Colorado for a few years and had heard that I lived there too so started tracking me down. To make matters even stranger, he lived right around 5 blocks from me nearly 2000 milse and 20 years from when we last lived 5 blocks away from each other. We got together for beers and actually became good friends again.
McJose
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Welcome to my life. Some days I wish I could shoot it directly in my veins.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I knew a Hana who pronounced it that way, but that's different. "Hannah" is in the Bible, not like it's some made-up rich person's name.
FDASv2.0
Footballguy
Even the most boring stories out of Vegas are better than any stories from home.'Buck Bradcanon said:I'm going to Vegas in 6 hours for the weekend with just the guys.Unfortunately, I'm married (faithfully) and a degenerate gambler, so the only stories I'd have to share will probably be too tame to even type.'Buck Bradcanon said:I don’t gamble and Im going to Vegas next weekend. Truck/Frost/etc> Please share some opening weekend college football plays.Also, Im going to Vegas next weekend. With just the guys.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I don't want to be the guy to tell anyone that they can't iHangout anywhere else, but it'd too bad that we'd lose good posters from this thread b/c of Woz being, well, Woz.
Proposal: Woz, why don't you start your own personal thread? Anecdotes from your own life, dating advice, etc. Like this thread, but with more of a Woznian flavor? I dunno.
Proposal: Woz, why don't you start your own personal thread? Anecdotes from your own life, dating advice, etc. Like this thread, but with more of a Woznian flavor? I dunno.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
I graduated in 91 and was hounded by Navy recruiters about that program. I think it had to do with a score I made on a test (ASFAB?) in high school. After telling them repeatedly that I was not interest (even told 'em I had caught teh gay a couple of times), I finally let one of them schedule a visit at my home. I left about 30 minutes before the time. That pissed them off and they left me alone.
McJose
Footballguy
I have this female cousin...I might have told the story of her making her kids wear safety glasses when they had a Silly String fight...who is pretty weird.
She as Caucasian as they come. She makes Amanda Seyfried look like Dikembe Mutombo. GM looks like George Hamilton next to her. She married a guy whose parents were born in El Salvador. Her husband, while technically 'Hispanic', is 100% Americanized and looks more Italian than anything. Her kids, while not as crackerish as her, would never be mistaken for being part Latino.
For some reason she decided to give her kids very Spanish sounding first names. Their last name is Spanish. She insists that their names are pronounced with the proper accent. Her daughter is named Claudia...you MUST say it like CLOUD-EE-UH. Do NOT screw that up.
The whole thing is a little weird.
She as Caucasian as they come. She makes Amanda Seyfried look like Dikembe Mutombo. GM looks like George Hamilton next to her. She married a guy whose parents were born in El Salvador. Her husband, while technically 'Hispanic', is 100% Americanized and looks more Italian than anything. Her kids, while not as crackerish as her, would never be mistaken for being part Latino.
For some reason she decided to give her kids very Spanish sounding first names. Their last name is Spanish. She insists that their names are pronounced with the proper accent. Her daughter is named Claudia...you MUST say it like CLOUD-EE-UH. Do NOT screw that up.
The whole thing is a little weird.
Similar threads
