GM's thread about nothing (47 Viewers)

[urbanhack]

holy ####...

SLBD is a mad man

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My list of GMTAN wives that I'd be into if I were that way:

Truck's

proninja's

shamwow's

Note: If your wife is not listed above, it's either because I haven't seen her or I have admittedly unusual tastes.

proninja's first or second?

I don't think I could give up my Truck-wife-crush for anyone.Noted you on GMTAN league list. A four-team league will be very fun.

ETA: Damn, I see. ninja's second. I'm only talking current spousal situations here.

She's pretty cool for a broad.

 

[Frostillicus]

My list of GMTAN wives that I'd be into if I were that way:

Truck's

proninja's

shamwow's

Note: If your wife is not listed above, it's either because I haven't seen her or I have admittedly unusual tastes.

<_<

 

[jplvr]

Passed the ESPN College Football bus on the way into work this morning. I guess they are over at Jerry World this weekend? So out of the loop right now.

Yep.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How did I never get into the Smoking Popes? These guys are ####### awesome.

 

[BobbyLayne]

inexplicable

 

[McJose]

inexplicable

 

[shamwow!]

My list of GMTAN wives that I'd be into if I were that way:

Truck's

proninja's

shamwow's

Note: If your wife is not listed above, it's either because I haven't seen her or I have admittedly unusual tastes.

 

[Drifter]

Drifter - your sister in law (?) sounds like a moron. Is she normally pretty sensible despite being a hippie?

Let's see - she and my brother live in my parents basement, neither has a full time regular job and they actually planned to have a child prior to getting married, so.... I would say, noooo

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My list of GMTAN wives that I'd be into if I were that way:

Truck's

proninja's

shamwow's

Note: If your wife is not listed above, it's either because I haven't seen her or I have admittedly unusual tastes.

You've had sex with my wife & Marsha Brady many, many, times.

 

[Josie Maran]

So I landed and was waiting for the charter bus out to Easthampton. I got here early and was trying to get on the 11:30 bus and was standing behind this lovely specimen: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4e1e2c88.jpg

I was looking forward to a lovely trip. Alas, the early bus was full and our love will never be.

I am, however. Enjoying a gigantic Yuengling at the Hooters around the corner.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Drifter - your sister in law (?) sounds like a moron. Is she normally pretty sensible despite being a hippie?

Let's see - she and my brother live in my parents basement, neither has a full time regular job and they actually planned to have a child prior to getting married, so.... I would say, noooo

Ooof.Safe to say if your brother posted here the wife wouldn't make krista's list?

 

[McJose]

So I landed and was waiting for the charter bus out to Easthampton. I got here early and was trying to get on the 11:30 bus and was standing behind this lovely specimen: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4e1e2c88.jpg

I was looking forward to a lovely trip. Alas, the early bus was full and our love will never be.

I am, however. Enjoying a gigantic Yuengling at the Hooters around the corner.

7.5 Cutest girl waiting for the bus at JFK.I would never sleep with her though. Her shoulder blades are huge. I would be like hugging a spinosaurus.

 

[Josie Maran]

Aaaaand the 12:20 bus has a new candidate for Homer-lovin! With an even better ###.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/deb436a1.jpg

It's not often that a young man can find love twice in an hour...but GB great butts in tight pants.

 

[Josie Maran]

And btw, I totally recommend the Hooters in Fresh Meadows, Queens. Loaded with talent.

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

So I landed and was waiting for the charter bus out to Easthampton. I got here early and was trying to get on the 11:30 bus and was standing behind this lovely specimen: http://i119.photobuc...er/4e1e2c88.jpg

I was looking forward to a lovely trip. Alas, the early bus was full and our love will never be.

I am, however. Enjoying a gigantic Yuengling at the Hooters around the corner.

7.5 Cutest girl waiting for the bus at JFK.I would never sleep with her though. Her shoulder blades are huge. I would be like hugging a spinosaurus.

who said you had to hug her?

 

[Stoneys]

Aaaaand the 12:20 bus has a new candidate for Homer-lovin! With an even better ###. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/deb436a1.jpgIt's not often that a young man can find love twice in an hour...but GB great butts in tight pants.

Homer is doing God's work here!!!

 

[Drifter]

Drifter - your sister in law (?) sounds like a moron. Is she normally pretty sensible despite being a hippie?

Let's see - she and my brother live in my parents basement, neither has a full time regular job and they actually planned to have a child prior to getting married, so.... I would say, noooo

Ooof.Safe to say if your brother posted here the wife wouldn't make krista's list?

She's probably a 5.5. Her father was a U.S. Vietnam draft dodger. In Canada the children of those, tend to follow a certain archetype.

 

[Josie Maran]

Better shot. I think.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

 

[Lieutenant Dan]

Better shot. I think.

http://i119.photobuc...er/4c32116d.jpg

now hold up a penny and take a pic

 

[Josie Maran]

Now I'm on the bus and didn't get to sit with assmonkey.

But I've got a couple hours to kill, so if anyone wants to play Words w Friends, start a game with HomerJayy. Kthxbai.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I love butts.

Homer> How'd the flight go? No problems?

 

[YSR]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light for you.

 

[Stoneys]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

 

[guru_007]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light for you.

ouch

 

[dharmapunk]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light for you.

Poor Homer.

 

[McJose]

Better shot. I think.

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light 15 years too old for you.

 

[dharmapunk]

I kind of want to see what all the hub is about Truck's wife, but don't know how to ask without coming off as kinda creepy.

Suggestions?

 

[Josie Maran]

I love butts.Homer> How'd the flight go? No problems?

Flight was all good. No issues. :smoke:

 

[Josie Maran]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light for you.

Words can hurt, you know. :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I cannot recommend these highly enough.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats these.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I kind of want to see what all the hub is about Truck's wife, but don't know how to ask without coming off as kinda creepy.Suggestions?

Has this really stopped you before?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I landed and was waiting for the charter bus out to Easthampton. I got here early and was trying to get on the 11:30 bus and was standing behind this lovely specimen: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4e1e2c88.jpg

I was looking forward to a lovely trip. Alas, the early bus was full and our love will never be.

I am, however. Enjoying a gigantic Yuengling at the Hooters around the corner.

7.5 Cutest girl waiting for the bus at JFK.I would never sleep with her though. Her shoulder blades are huge. I would be like hugging a spinosaurus.

Her purse was completely unguarded too. I hope you stole it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So really, let's do a GMTAN league list:K4Tiger FanYSR (I recall from earlier posts)Who else?

Since you're begging, sure.

 

[McJose]

So I landed and was waiting for the charter bus out to Easthampton. I got here early and was trying to get on the 11:30 bus and was standing behind this lovely specimen: http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4e1e2c88.jpg

I was looking forward to a lovely trip. Alas, the early bus was full and our love will never be.

I am, however. Enjoying a gigantic Yuengling at the Hooters around the corner.

7.5 Cutest girl waiting for the bus at JFK.I would never sleep with her though. Her shoulder blades are huge. I would be like hugging a spinosaurus.

Her purse was completely unguarded too. I hope you stole it.

It's fake too. I can spot the crappy stitching from here.

 

[McJose]

I cannot recommend these highly enough.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, beats these.

 

[YSR]

Better shot. I think. http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o131/3putter/4c32116d.jpg

She looks about 95 lbs too light for you.

Words can hurt, you know. :(

Sorry, GB. It was out there for someone to take.

 

[UOFI_316]

How did I never get into the Smoking Popes? These guys are ####### awesome.

My buddies band is opening for them next weekend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just spent the last hour stalking all of your significant others on FB. #sorryboutthat

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just spent the last hour stalking all of your significant others on FB. #sorryboutthat

The best part was the drunkpics of Shamwow though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I consider un-friending everyone I know from the FFA about 4-5 times a week.

 

[YSR]

Let's say that you've been in touch with a member of the FFA regarding a potential job opportunity for your spouse. Let's also say that the FBG hasn't gotten back to you in weeks after you've tried to follow up.

And your spouse is a bit of a go-getter and keeps asking you to recontact this person, even though this person clearly doesn't want to help and you're clearly uncomfortable sending yet another message.

And then your spouse's overinvolved parents take it upon themselves to look up the address and phone number of everyone in the FBG's city by said FBG's name - and email it to you.

It's okay for me to be uncomfortable with my spouse calling this FBG out of the blue, yes?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

WTF

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cal told me this morning that they adopted what I have been teaching him class wide. Maybe school wide? Anyhow, it's pretty simple I told him (which I relayed to this committee) that whenever he gets upset he needs to:

1. Stop

2. Smile

3. Think of the appropriate thing to say.

We go over this every morning before he goes to school and today he said we didn't need to do it any more because they have a poster in his room now with this on it. Slap it high?

Also since nobody asked what she said, which is directly related to the above, <_< , here you go:

I would like to see your smile between my legs.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Lol wtf. Worlds are colliding.

 

[guru_007]

WTF

wtf indeed

 

[Drifter]

Yes. My parents haven't been involved in helping me find a job since, well, since never.

 

[McJose]

So I'm having the worst year when it comes to pronouncing student names...first names.I've got Breanna and Breeana. One is BREE-AHN-UH the other is BREE ANN UH. Not sure which is which.I have an Indian (dots not feathers) girl with the name Simar. I pronounced it SIM AR the first day (which actually sounds kind of pretty). She told me it's SIMMER. watAnother girl who is Indian but from England. Her name is Kajol. I thought it was KAH-JEWEL. Nope, it's CODGE-EL.And then I've got this other Indian (who is very Americanized) who I have this little Abbott and Costello routine going on with. I swear to god this has happened every day for the last 3 days. It doesn't help that she has braces and it makes it hard for her to enunciate some words.Me: Prushti? (just like it looks, like 'Brush-Tee') is that right?Her: No. Prushti (exactly like I said it)Me: Prushti?Her: Prushti (the same way we both just said it)Me: Prushti Her: PrushtiMe: Yeaaahhhh...we'll work on it.

I GOT IT!97% sure you say it with a short "I" sound like Christy. Prishty. SUCKA MCs!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I consider un-friending everyone I know from the FFA about 4-5 times a week.

I get this.