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I find myself siding with Shuke here. And on the grilled cheese: the edges aren't really sealed, the filling is just incredibly sticky. :shrug:

 
'charvik said:
'krista4 said:
I came to this company with a 3-4 year plan because the company will be having an IPO, currently targeted for next year. The IPO payday is a meaningful amount to me and would set us up well for my planned very early retirement. I am two years into the 3-4 year plan and things are very on-track in terms of the payday. It would be a shame to give up on it two years in, unless I just can't bear it anymore or an even better short-term prospect comes along. So I'm kind of where fish was in terms of that.
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Definitely appreciate the additional details. With IPO and potentially 2 years left to payday there's no way I'm not sticking around. Going to be tough to find a short-term prospect to set you up for retirement.:thumbup:Then again, I was in a similar situation, being very close to my 8+ (guesstimating) figure payday when catastrophe struck our little company. That was a hell of a bad beat.
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:shock: Jesus, that is the bad beat to end all bad beats. :(
 
Drinking. Will explain weh sober. It ain't the end of the world and I ain't a mother!@#$$ing wall climbing cartel member looking to impregnate a Bush twin.

Prwetty pissed off though.

Know what though? Phoenix might have a less thrilling xmas. I know this is a father thing and you single blokes won't get itm but I that makes me want to throw fists at the Human Resources !@#$$% who got too happy with their BS bureaucratic paperworkl.

Sorry for the ####e typing.

I'm juts pissed drunk and pissed off. It ain't all that bad.

 
Sandwiches come with a choice of bread. If I order something and they say 'wheat, white, rye, sourdough?' it's a sandwich. Burgers, burritos, pitas, hotdogs, lobster rolls, pies don't typically come with a choice of breads.

The end.

 
'-fish- said:
2 texts, one call. turned off my lights. it's like Halloween and I've run out of candy.
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I think you're making progress here. With continued, steadfast ignoration on your part, I predict this nut job will be on to her next victim by Thanksgiving. Until then, keep the lights off and/or crawl on your belly as you move about your pad.
 
'-fish- said:
turned off my lights. it's like Halloween and I've run out of candy.
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I've done this before. Fittingly on Halloween. Some chick insisted that I go to a Halloween party with her. I figured she might show up even though I told her not to. Sure enough, she pulls up and rings the doorbell about a dozen times while I'm holed up upstairs cowering in the dark. Does she leave immediately? Oh no. She waits me out like a fugitive. This goes on for maybe an hour and a half, and I'm trying to do normal stuff like put clothes in the dryer. You never know the price of freedom until an unbalanced stalker is camped outside trying to listen for the faintest heartbeat.
 
'JaxBill said:
Early bedtime tonight so I can get up at 3AM. Fishing? Delivering newspapers? DVR broke for the Hill St Blues marathon? Nope. Younger son has to be at school by 3:45 AM tomorrow. Bus leaves at 0400 for Huntsville AL and a weekend at Space Camp.
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Back from that dropoff with an hour to kill before waking older son up and dropping him off for soccer weight training.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Attended my first Cub Scout meeting tonight.

We start with picking up trash around the school with the promise of learning about recycling later. Of course there was very little litter on the grounds which is a good thing I guess. After about 40 minutes of looking for trash (with every find resulting in a battle royale with cheese for the small wrapper or whatever) we gather back in the gym to share our finds. Right away this is what happens:

Kid 1: All I found was a cigarette.

Kid 2: SMOKING IS BAD! Kid 3 SMOKING WILL KILL YOU! Kid 4: SMOKING WILL MAKE YOU SICK!

Cal: My Dad smokes. (Turns to look at me, shakes his finger and his head as every man, woman and child in a 50 mile radius stares at me and frowns.)

Cub Scouts are fun!
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Well kid2 was right
 
'shuke said:
'Sarnoff said:
shuke>What, exactly, is the definition of 'sandwich'? Is a burrito a sandwich? A quesadilla? A Pop-Tart? A Hot Pocket?
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I personally would say anytime you have meat and/or vegetables that has bread on two or more sides. Can't be a closed or sealed construct. Is a burrito a sandwich? No. Not bread.

A quesadilla? Not bread.

A Pop-Tart? Don't be ridiculous

A Hot Pocket? Sealed.
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So, like, a Sbarro's pizza sandwich?
 
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