NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I aspire to someday become a C guy. :ambitious:also, for the record, I'm very content being a "C" guy.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Be honest. While they made Mitch jokes, you were thinking of me.I work with this guy that is just a weirdo. We'll call him Mitch. 75% of the time he comes across as normal but he when he's off...he's way off. I almost think he's got some mild form of Asperger's. He's a nice guy but sometimes has a problem with personal space and not realizing when he's being inappropriate. He once told a younger female teacher "That dress looks really nice on you." When she said "thanks" he continued with "No, I mean it really fits you well...like everywhere...it just looks really great...I really mean that." I honestly think he was just trying to be nice and sincere but the girl was creeped out.So anyway earlier in the week there was some random dude that exposed himself to a couple of 6th grade girls about a mile away from the school. The police released the make/model/year of the car he was driving. No less than 3 people made a joke via email (to selected friends) like "Hey, I didn't know Mitch drives a Bronco?" Or "When did Mitch get a Bronco?"You know you're the campus weirdo when that happens.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Sounds like Liz wants Gadzooks' kid too. Hope you bagged it nice and tight.'Gadzooks said:
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
OK, there were several parts of this story where I was laughing uproariously. But when I got to this line:'Gadzooks said:
I actually couldn't breathe. I'm pretty sure my heart stopped for a solid minute. Seriously, there are simply not enough lmao smileys to convey my appreciation for that effort.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Hangover, hi!
I dropped some real drunk posts last night about getting fired for being an illegal immigrant. Sorry for the drama. I was just pissed off, mindlessly drunk, and venting without wanting to go into it.
You can read all about it :e:slewhere. But yea, I was canned over a total absurdity.
Please feel free to bust out the illegal alien jokes. I could use the laughs.
I dropped some real drunk posts last night about getting fired for being an illegal immigrant. Sorry for the drama. I was just pissed off, mindlessly drunk, and venting without wanting to go into it.
You can read all about it :e:slewhere. But yea, I was canned over a total absurdity.
Please feel free to bust out the illegal alien jokes. I could use the laughs.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
Bogart
Footballguy
Diet update: Down 3 pounds this week. Down 16.2 pounds overall. Temptations are still there, but not as strong.
Baseball update: My 7-8 year olds kick major ###. I hit fungo for about 45 minutes last night at practice and they were making stops and throws and decisions that were impossible just 2 weeks ago. The best parts of my week are hanging out with this team.
Divorce update: Wife goes out of town Monday, back on Tuesday. We are telling the kids when she gets back and I am moving out no later than that weekend. Her family has a closed group on Facebook, for family messages and rants, which I was kicked out of on Tuesday. So I guess her family knows. She didn't tell them anything during our counselling sessions. It is getting real.
Baseball update: My 7-8 year olds kick major ###. I hit fungo for about 45 minutes last night at practice and they were making stops and throws and decisions that were impossible just 2 weeks ago. The best parts of my week are hanging out with this team.
Divorce update: Wife goes out of town Monday, back on Tuesday. We are telling the kids when she gets back and I am moving out no later than that weekend. Her family has a closed group on Facebook, for family messages and rants, which I was kicked out of on Tuesday. So I guess her family knows. She didn't tell them anything during our counselling sessions. It is getting real.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Hope you don't have a rabbit.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Christo alias?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
@ Zooks. I agree with Homer, there aren't enough smilies on the internet for Webb v Stockton.Tribulation
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
The whole post is gold.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
'Gadzooks said:
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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Tribulation
Footballguy
When business is slow, you go drum up more business. Good work, Morton.
Bogart
Footballguy
Thank you kind sir. Your work and dedication have not gone unnoticed.
krista4
Footballguy
Does your FBG Buddy have all the information regarding where you'll be and with whom? This could be an important test of the FBG Buddy System.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
Tribulation
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Saw her a couple months ago. Awesome concert in a small venue. She was incredible.... And hotTribulation
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Holy crap. Where did he say he was going to lunch with her?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Could you please refer to her by her given name? Knuckles the Stalker.
Oh, and I salute you sir. Godspeed!
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
I'm in that weird place where it's 4pm, I've drank for the past 6 nights in a row (unusual for me), and my body is aching bad all over. I either need a midget Thai lady to beat the crap out of me for $60 an hour, or I need to start double fisting it ASAP.**I don't mean that the Knuckles way.'guru_007 said:anyone else going to have a few adult beverages tonight?
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
An artist in the same vein who I saw open for MMJ last year is Holly Miranda. She was awesome, can play guitar, is easy on the eyee, and most importantly, can fcuking wail...She does a cover of Etta James' I'd Rather Go Blind that is great:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IjbVImRRgHere's her covering Aenima by Tool:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFhV1LrK7Q'Guster said:'General Malaise said:Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.'Tiger Fan said:NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Band Solo artist name'dharmapunk said:
I likeAn artist in the same vein who I saw open for MMJ last year is Holly Miranda. She was awesome, can play guitar, is easy on the eyee, and most importantly, can fcuking wail...She does a cover of Etta James' I'd Rather Go Blind that is great:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IjbVImRRgHere's her covering Aenima by Tool:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFhV1LrK7Q'Guster said:'General Malaise said:Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.'Tiger Fan said:NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Is fish dead?
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Here's one more...Not the greatest performance of the song, but I love her voice and she looks damn hot in this IMO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjQgCt6j_Lg&feature=relatedI likeAn artist in the same vein who I saw open for MMJ last year is Holly Miranda. She was awesome, can play guitar, is easy on the eyee, and most importantly, can fcuking wail...She does a cover of Etta James' I'd Rather Go Blind that is great:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IjbVImRRgHere's her covering Aenima by Tool:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFhV1LrK7Q'Guster said:'General Malaise said:Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.'Tiger Fan said:NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
sure looking like it :tips40:
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
:deadbanana:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Bottom of the Pugent Sound. Great seafood.'Officer Pete Malloy said:Holy crap. Where did he say he was going to lunch with her?'krista4 said:THE. He mentioned this a few pages back.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
An artist in the same vein who I saw open for MMJ last year is Holly Miranda. She was awesome, can play guitar, is easy on the eyee, and most importantly, can fcuking wail...She does a cover of Etta James' I'd Rather Go Blind that is great:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7IjbVImRRgHere's her covering Aenima by Tool:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXFhV1LrK7Q'Guster said:'General Malaise said:Oh, PUHLEASE....I will not be mocked by Pearl Jam fan boi for my taste in music.'Tiger Fan said:NTTAWWTHa! Actually saw her open for Chris Isaak in 2008. Loved it.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.I thought about it, and even though it's over, I'm going to tell my wife about the affair.
I don't know the guy, but I've got two kidneys and he needs one, so I figured..
General Malaise
Footballguy
Normally I wear protection, but then I thought, "When am I gonna make it back to Haiti?"
-fish-
Footballguy
I love those things.Pro tip: do not eat 15 Costco potstickers in one sitting and expect it to turn out well. It will not.P.S.: do not do it again two days later.
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
Text 6 since lunch, upping the drama level;
"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."
"you don't have to worry about ever seeing me again. Goodbye."
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