GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Sconch]

me photobombing some people that are neither russian nor models

dude on the left looks like the love child of Chris Farley and Chris Matthews

Great call. Guy owns a DJ business that makes a surprising amount of money. Good guy. He's referred me to more than a few couples.

 

[General Malaise]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?

Every time she handed it to me the damn thing went off. These things are more sensitive than Frosty's love for Saved by the Bell. Why not have a button that works the camera? Why does everything on the iPhone act as a button? Stupid. I hate apple.

 

[Joe T]

You're smarter than this. How many times have I taken the road less traveled and been proven right? You had guys like Pickles back in 2004 attacking me for being a gold bull, claiming it was going nowhere. Look how much of a fool he's turned out to be. I owned his butt so badly he still hasn't gotten over it in 7 years. He probably sucks his thumb in bed having nightmares about it the way he carries on. Or how about when I said Obama was a one-termer, and you had these same fools claiming the republicans were finished and would not rise again for decades? They are pretty silent now, aren't they?I would think that you would understand the danger in following the crowd and conventional wisdom of all people.If I say Obama is behind the OWS movement, and the consensus is I'm crazy, you're first thought by NOW should be to dismiss the crowd.

He really has a point on that whole Pickles getting owned on the gold stuff.

No, he doesn't. BGP would post about going "long" on gold and then backtrack at the first sign of weakness, usually a week or sometimes days later. He's a joke.

Much like your golf swing.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

You're smarter than this. How many times have I taken the road less traveled and been proven right? You had guys like Pickles back in 2004 attacking me for being a gold bull, claiming it was going nowhere. Look how much of a fool he's turned out to be. I owned his butt so badly he still hasn't gotten over it in 7 years. He probably sucks his thumb in bed having nightmares about it the way he carries on. Or how about when I said Obama was a one-termer, and you had these same fools claiming the republicans were finished and would not rise again for decades? They are pretty silent now, aren't they?I would think that you would understand the danger in following the crowd and conventional wisdom of all people.If I say Obama is behind the OWS movement, and the consensus is I'm crazy, you're first thought by NOW should be to dismiss the crowd.

He really has a point on that whole Pickles getting owned on the gold stuff.

No, he doesn't. BGP would post about going "long" on gold and then backtrack at the first sign of weakness, usually a week or sometimes days later. He's a joke.

Much like your golf swing.

The golf swing is fine, Seve.

 

[Joe T]

This gave me an erection to read.

What does this even mean?

Hi Aaron - What it means is that I get a real hard on reading posts that discuss a mythical beat down because I too harbor fantasies of killing the man that slept with my ex-wife, even though I don't really care if my ex-wife ran a train on the Harlem Globetrotters at this point. So when I say I obtained an erection from reading zooks post, it was a metaphor to describe my enthusiasm for his angst.Peace,G

Next time, try typing like you're not Yoda. Thanks in advance.

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[BRONG]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?

Yeah, I was laughing at that too. And who can't be told where the camera button is? Nicely done, GM. I don't know how you could stay away from that, btw, so hot.

 

[General Malaise]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?

Yeah, I was laughing at that too. And who can't be told where the camera button is? Nicely done, GM. I don't know how you could stay away from that, btw, so hot.

THERE'S NOT A BUTTON, JACKASS....THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY! THE WHOLE GODD DAMN THING IT A BUTTON. 'HERE, TAKE A PICTURE OF US'....'OKAY, *CLICK* DAMN IT!'....HAPPENED 4 TIMES...SO I USED MY PHONE WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER INVENTION!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You're a good Mom and person for doing that. I think I'll always have resentment towards this guy because I do feel that he also "wronged" me. My ex met him at a new job she started about 8 months prior to our split. He was also married and has 2 children (he's also about 13 years older than my ex) His wife also worked at the same job as them. He is a recovered alcoholic and he and my ex worked together on many overnight shifts at their job (at a rehab type house for people with bi-polar and other problems) He would often call my ex when they weren't working because he needed her advice for all of his "issues" he deals with. I never liked him because I thought he was d-bag just because of his loud personality. He always acted like he and I were best friends and I tolerated him because he and his wife worked with my ex. Up until the day before their affair was confirmed, he would give me a bear hug from behind whenever he'd see me and thank me for allowing him all the time to talk to my ex because her advice is so helpful. I finally admitted to myself that I had suspicions about their "relationship" and then his wife confirmed to me that they were having an affair for months now. I've never said anything to him or about him to my son or anyone else, but I have vowed to myself that one day down the road I will go completely Michael Chorleone on him and he will have to answer for his actions. I know that any confrontation with him would not be good for my son and my ex would probably create a "custody" issue. But one day when my son is grown and custody isn't issue, or if he and my ex break up and he is no longer part of my son's life, he is going to find me knocking at his door.

They same time heals all wounds. I would suggest swift and brutal punishment of this POS before that happens.

oops, panties

I want him beaten too.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?

Yeah, I was laughing at that too. And who can't be told where the camera button is? Nicely done, GM. I don't know how you could stay away from that, btw, so hot.

THERE'S NOT A BUTTON, JACKASS....THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY! THE WHOLE GODD DAMN THING IT A BUTTON. 'HERE, TAKE A PICTURE OF US'....'OKAY, *CLICK* DAMN IT!'....HAPPENED 4 TIMES...SO I USED MY PHONE WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER INVENTION!

At least you duped her into letting you take a pic with your own phone. That's pretty smooth.

 

[BRONG]

me photobombing some people that are neither russian nor models

dude on the left looks like the love child of Chris Farley and Chris Matthews

Great call. Guy owns a DJ business that makes a surprising amount of money. Good guy. He's referred me to more than a few couples.

Guy in the middle, his head looks like one of those NBA big head ads. LINK.

 

[General Malaise]

since I couldn't work their iPhone, I just took a picture with my blackberry and texted it to them. Is that alright with you, Dr. Phil?

Nice tactic. Who the hell can't use an iPhone?

Yeah, I was laughing at that too. And who can't be told where the camera button is? Nicely done, GM. I don't know how you could stay away from that, btw, so hot.

THERE'S NOT A BUTTON, JACKASS....THAT'S WHY I'M SO ANGRY! THE WHOLE GODD DAMN THING IT A BUTTON. 'HERE, TAKE A PICTURE OF US'....'OKAY, *CLICK* DAMN IT!'....HAPPENED 4 TIMES...SO I USED MY PHONE WHICH IS A MUCH BETTER INVENTION!

At least you duped her into letting you take a pic with your own phone. That's pretty smooth.

Even better is I have her phone number and email address.

 

[Sconch]

me photobombing some people that are neither russian nor models

dude on the left looks like the love child of Chris Farley and Chris Matthews

Great call. Guy owns a DJ business that makes a surprising amount of money. Good guy. He's referred me to more than a few couples.

Guy in the middle, his head looks like one of those NBA big head ads. LINK.

Ironically he is a high dollar photographer...well, high dollar for around here.

 

[Thorn]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

 

[shuke]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Please, do tell.

 

[urbanhack]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Yes! Saw it last night.

 

[urbanhack]

big bad wolf

 

[-fish-]

Such a beautiful day here that I'm skipping out of work early to hit happy hour at a bar on the water. Life is good. Back to drinking with sane young women during the middle of the week.

 

[Thorn]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Please, do tell.

Youtube Duck Sauce Big Bad Wolf.Not sure it would fly here as a link. ETA: Hack, wait

 

[El Floppo]

big bad wolf

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Please, do tell.

Youtube Duck Sauce Big Bad Wolf.Not sure it would fly here as a link.

ETA: Hack, wait

Have a nice season, Prokofiev.

 

[urbanhack]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Please, do tell.

Youtube Duck Sauce Big Bad Wolf.Not sure it would fly here as a link. ETA: Hack, wait

#### it. i have a lot of work to do.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

U3O8,

 

[Sconch]

U3O8,

Red, red wiiiineStay close to meeeeeDon't let me be in loveIt's tearing apartMy blue, blue heart

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

LOL x infinity

Sorry Tanner

 

[St. Louis Bob]

U3O8,

Red, red wiiiineStay close to meeeeeDon't let me be in loveIt's tearing apartMy blue, blue heart

I was at party at a GB's house when that song came out which inspired us to raid his parent's wine "cellar" after we drank all of the other booze. My GB ended up with some chick in the shower who had an "accident" during love making which caused him to throw up. Great memory, good times.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm not foolish enough to beleive that she really wants to get down with Powder and I'm sure there are richer, better looking dudes that actually succeed at luring her out on the town, but for whatever reason, this gal seems to dig GM's chili.

Reading this gave me an erection. I could kinda go for some chili too.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Seriously GBGadzooks, mail your ex a grizzly bear.

 

[El Floppo]

LOL x infinity

Sorry Tanner

 

[-fish-]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Note to self: cornhole with GM.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Note to self: cornhole with GM.

You have remind yourself this? Really? I think knuckles may have literally banged your brains out.

 

[Gadzooks]

Seriously GBGadzooks, mail your ex a grizzly bear.

Good idea. I'll look into this.But first I was wondering if you could tell me if radar works on blue cars, and if heat can be detected thru the super-duper sleeping bags the OWS characters are sleeping in. God that thread is gold.

 

[-fish-]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Note to self: cornhole with GM.

You have remind yourself this? Really? I think knuckles may have literally banged your brains out.

We've talked about it several times over the last few years. You'd think the 2.5 hours to Portland, where I have both a brother and sister, would make it a fait accompli, but no.

 

[shuke]

Hey, thanks for the warning, guy.

 

[Gadzooks]

Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750

Condoms and booze: $500

A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless

 

[Sarnoff]

LOL x infinity

Sorry Tanner

neck shot at 1:18

 

[Sconch]

LOL x infinity

Sorry Tanner

Honda

 

[St. Louis Bob]

LINK

 

[Sconch]

LINK

Shnucks?

 

[-fish-]

Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750

Condoms and booze: $500

A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless

she offered a threeway, but I'm not sure that's what she had in mind.me either.

 

[Sconch]

Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750

Condoms and booze: $500

A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless

she offered a threeway,

with this guy?

 

[-fish-]

Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750

Condoms and booze: $500

A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless

she offered a threeway,

with this guy?

HFS

 

[Tribulation]

Cross country flight to cornhole with Fish: $750

Condoms and booze: $500

A knuckle-sandwich with an i-friend: priceless

she offered a threeway,

with this guy?

This one.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hey, thanks for the warning, guy.

Pretty good retribution for those mask pics.

 

[kevzilla]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Note to self: cornhole with GM.

You have remind yourself this? Really? I think knuckles may have literally banged your brains out.

POTY

 

[Tiger Fan]

Hey, thanks for the warning, guy.

Pretty good retribution for those mask pics.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

LOVE MANBABIES!I need to do one of these asap.

 

[Tecumseh]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Please, do tell.

Youtube Duck Sauce Big Bad Wolf.Not sure it would fly here as a link. ETA: Hack, wait

#### it. i have a lot of work to do.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I did find this entertaining.

Stuff like this makes me embarrassed to be a Badger fan.

Everything in that post is the truth.Nothing to be embarrassed by.... Unless you like losing.

 

[Sarnoff]

Have people seen the, um, Big Bad Wolf video? Maybe the freakiest thing I've seen since the pictures that had the baby's and dad's faces reversed.

Yes! Saw it last night.

Why did the lady wolf have a beard?Oh, and now I'm tempted to make the most inappropriate office-Halloween-party costume ever.

 

[Drifter]

It was an interesting night last night for sure...

While my buddy and I were waiting at the bar for our Pinot Noirs (NTTAWWT) the girl on the far left hugged me hard from behind and introduced herself as 'my mistress' to my friend. I'm not making this up.

Note to self: cornhole with GM.

You have remind yourself this? Really? I think knuckles may have literally banged your brains out.

We've talked about it several times over the last few years. You'd think the 2.5 hours to Portland, where I have both a brother and sister, would make it a fait accompli, but no.

I am available for road trips for another 3 weeks... After that I'm chained to my job until X mas

 

[bentley]

Na po li

Na po li

The big bad wolf

The big bad wolf