mr. furley
Footballguy
we're at 500 here
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mr. furley
Footballguy
Sparano owes the bookies big
Hey Mitch.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
1000!!!!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Aww crap.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Everyone has dreams my friend. Just like Bear fans of winning another Super Bowl.If you're going to dream, dream big!
mr. furley
Footballguy
George Jefferson Airplane
Footballguy
Technically, all chaps are assless.
-fish-
Footballguy
that's what you got out of that post?
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Hi 1000.
-fish-
Footballguy
is this a good thing?It appears as though I am single again after an almost 3 year relationship. This should be interesting... I doubt there will be any hijinx anytime soon, but plenty of potential down the road.
Guster
Footballguy
Sometimes yes, sometimes no. It's been a longtime coming, but I was hoping we'd find a way to get past things and have more of the good times.is this a good thing?It appears as though I am single again after an almost 3 year relationship. This should be interesting... I doubt there will be any hijinx anytime soon, but plenty of potential down the road.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sorry/congrats Guster.
Keys Myaths
Pokerguy
Sorry, Guster.
Guster
Footballguy
1000 pages. What a long, strange trip it's been.
Zow
Footballguy
Sweet Caroline is probably up there
Tribulation
Footballguy
Congrats, and remember - someday he'll be saying those very same words about you.
Zow
Footballguy
My current boss is in his mid-40s, has been divorced now for a few years, and has been doing a good job crushing the 35-45 age range mainly using dating sites and being set up by friends. Really very impressive in the sense that these women are actually quite hot and far more open to more stuff than most girls in their 20s. I'd like to give him credit for it but it really seems like these women are the instigators. Funny thing is though they are all certifiable.
Zow
Footballguy
Wow, that's awesome. Congrats!
Zow
Footballguy
Shoulda listened to me. You'd have a nice Houston matchup in the coming weeks.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
congrats!
bentley
Footballguy
All that #### that is cute now will be obnoxious when the second one comes around. I've got the little ******* refusing to sleep in one arm while I try to eat dinner with the other.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Congrats! No better feeling in the world than that first day. (Translation: It's all downhill from here.)
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
But honestly ---- Fatherhood is great. I love every day of it. My son is 11 and I'll still do whatever I can do to make him happy. The days fly by, and you want to make them memorable. Have fun. Enjoy it.
Tribulation
Footballguy
They pretty much suck ### until about one year old. Let the women coo over him, and certainly do your share changing the diapers and feeding and burping, etc., but don't sweat it that you don't much identify with this eating-pooping-crying-sleep-interrupting little ball of flesh. After 1-2 years they start to rule as their personalities form and they start to communicate with you, and it gets better and better after that.Tribulation
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Lucky *******.It appears as though I am single again after an almost 3 year relationship. This should be interesting... I doubt there will be any hijinx anytime soon, but plenty of potential down the road.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Congrats!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
So I had a Rams game today...
The only thing missing from this weekend were the boys but come on, how much do I need to expose them to this stuff right? Well Mrs. SLB, despite my best efforts, says she isn't missing this parade "for anything in the world" I'm so happy for the Rams win because now I'm down to 4 in one eliminator for $2500 and 9 for $1200. Hey hey. Everybody wants to leave after the game but Mrs. SLB says she just got downtown...merely 8 blocks away. I'm in. The boys go crazy to see me as if it was V-Day when they see me and oh boy. Things just seem more awesome when there are thousands of people to witness it. I gave Mrs. SLB her series of greatest kisses she has ever had in her life and we continue towards the parade.
Needless to say, it was crowded. I couldn't see and the kids couldn't see. So we took turn with the kids on my shoulders for a bit but that didn't really help either. Cal starts yelling "hey dad follow me! Over here!" This didn't seem reasonable to me and I said "no" and he lost it. Jerkface. I corrected him and corrected him and he was going nuts. (Hey, I'm honest, I give the good and the bad.) I asked and he told me he didn't sleep the last two nights which my
Dad confirmed. Just some random gal in the crowd is watching us and starts screaming "I want to go home!" (For your cliffs notes I was taking it very easy anticipating this situation.) I grab his hand and start walking. Cal starts complaining about "where are we going"? We walk past the OWS people and some gal in a Hoooverround says "just wait until he's a teenager." I mumble "that's why I'm doing this now".
We keep walking down the street and happen upon a bar. Go figure. I have Cal, he's a little tweaked, but getting better, and I'm not sure where Mrs. SlB parked. Guy on the sidewalk is the owner and insists we go in. The place is vacant. Of course Cal says he likes the place so I grab a beer.
Cal, who never played Golden Tee before went birdie, birdie. HAHA Then some homeless guy pokes his head in, looks at me and SCREAMS "BOB! HOLY #### MAN!"
I'm not sure and I'm glad Cal was playing GT so I didn't have to try and explain, well try to figure out myself, what was going on.
Mrs. SLB showed up, *(she was sober dorks,)% and we made our way to the car. Dylan put that Tic-Toc song on the DS and we all rocked out. It.was.awesome.
The only thing missing from this weekend were the boys but come on, how much do I need to expose them to this stuff right? Well Mrs. SLB, despite my best efforts, says she isn't missing this parade "for anything in the world" I'm so happy for the Rams win because now I'm down to 4 in one eliminator for $2500 and 9 for $1200. Hey hey. Everybody wants to leave after the game but Mrs. SLB says she just got downtown...merely 8 blocks away. I'm in. The boys go crazy to see me as if it was V-Day when they see me and oh boy. Things just seem more awesome when there are thousands of people to witness it. I gave Mrs. SLB her series of greatest kisses she has ever had in her life and we continue towards the parade.
Needless to say, it was crowded. I couldn't see and the kids couldn't see. So we took turn with the kids on my shoulders for a bit but that didn't really help either. Cal starts yelling "hey dad follow me! Over here!" This didn't seem reasonable to me and I said "no" and he lost it. Jerkface. I corrected him and corrected him and he was going nuts. (Hey, I'm honest, I give the good and the bad.) I asked and he told me he didn't sleep the last two nights which my
Dad confirmed. Just some random gal in the crowd is watching us and starts screaming "I want to go home!" (For your cliffs notes I was taking it very easy anticipating this situation.) I grab his hand and start walking. Cal starts complaining about "where are we going"? We walk past the OWS people and some gal in a Hoooverround says "just wait until he's a teenager." I mumble "that's why I'm doing this now".
We keep walking down the street and happen upon a bar. Go figure. I have Cal, he's a little tweaked, but getting better, and I'm not sure where Mrs. SlB parked. Guy on the sidewalk is the owner and insists we go in. The place is vacant. Of course Cal says he likes the place so I grab a beer.
Cal, who never played Golden Tee before went birdie, birdie. HAHA Then some homeless guy pokes his head in, looks at me and SCREAMS "BOB! HOLY #### MAN!"
I'm not sure and I'm glad Cal was playing GT so I didn't have to try and explain, well try to figure out myself, what was going on.Mrs. SLB showed up, *(she was sober dorks,)% and we made our way to the car. Dylan put that Tic-Toc song on the DS and we all rocked out. It.was.awesome.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Don't Stop Believin' sucks. It's resurrection as a post- ironic white middle class anthem is awful.
mr. furley
Footballguy
congratulations
Corporation
Angry Bovine
I'd like my second back.
mr. furley
Footballguy
so truebastards are fomenting a revolt in my living room as i type. leaving this one to mrs. furley for now. tear gas is armed, just waiting for the birdcall before i deploy.Try 2 at once. There is no break for either you or the wife. I end up looking forward to 7pm on Saturday when they knock out so I can drink, gamble on college FB and post on the FFA
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Tribulation
Footballguy
Ronnie Lott and Lee Van Cleef think it's page 1331.
Was on edge for this the entire game
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Congrats, Oh Yes.
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