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'Bob Sacamano said:
SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."
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Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.
'General Malaise said:
I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....
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You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."
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Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.
'General Malaise said:
I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....
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You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.
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I do. I bought 6 for $20. These are much stronger than anything I've ever ingested. Also, I gave one to my boss. :mellow:
 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."
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Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.
'General Malaise said:
I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....
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You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.
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I do. I bought 6 for $20. These are much stronger than anything I've ever ingested. Also, I gave one to my boss. :mellow:
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:coffee: & :lmao: :lmao:
 
Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'dharmapunk said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
I think I have a mustache team set up: http://mobro.co/GMTAN
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In.
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Dharmapunk has just joined your team. You are clearly a strong and fearless leader, capable of guiding your team through any challenge that Moustache Season holds.

You now have 2 team members.

Mo Bros & Mo Sistas are social creatures who run together - keep growing that Pack of Mo's.
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I can't join a second team, but I will be with my GMTAN Mo Bros in spirit.:twistingmyRollieFingersstache:

 
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.
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Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!

 
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner. Good times.
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Yeah, I don't think I'm enjoying this very much. I was having fun yesterday, but by 3pm, I realized I was in horrible shape, so I gave my car keys to Q and told him I was not to drive. We left to go to a cigar bar and he drove. By the time the Eagles game kicked off, I was done. I texted my wife and told her to come get me. I was pretty much a waste the rest of the night, though I did coax her into some sex a little later on....but I couldn't cross the finish line and finally had to tell her I was spent. Lucky gal. :mellow: I've tried to throw up this morning, but nothing is in there to come out. And I have no appetite at all. I mean I couldn't eat a tic-tac right now. Can't wait to take my kids trick-or-treating later.
 
'Early_10 said:
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.
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Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!
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:lmao: My wife made a bunch of brownies this summer, but they weren't very strong. The guy that made these did some sort of butter first, then baked them. He showed me the butter earlier in the week. It was greenish.

 
'General Malaise said:
'Early_10 said:
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.
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Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!
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:lmao: My wife made a bunch of brownies this summer, but they weren't very strong. The guy that made these did some sort of butter first, then baked them. He showed me the butter earlier in the week. It was greenish.
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Integrating the THC with the saturated fat is what does it. Had some pot butter a few weeks ago with some friends. Hoo boy. Not a good going out buzz, but I love the relaxation aspect of it.

 
Viral Movember marketing campaign has begun:

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'shuke said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
'shuke said:
'wadegarrett said:
PENIS
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:lmao: Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?
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Studs isn't an original FBG character?
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I thought I knew who he was, and thought the shtick originated here, but who knows. Maybe he frequents other boards. Or maybe people at other boards link to his work here?
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His posts on FBG and :e: have been on Deadspin a few times. He originated here, to the best of my knowledge - he's just gaining fame.
 
I went out as a procotologist. Gave free exams all night, wore out several rubber gloves. I'm still hungover. At least thats what I'm blaming the nausea on.

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
I thought Studs' identity was well known. Maybe not I guess...
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I thought I once knew who it was. Now, I don't really know or care because it's awesome and better to pretend it's a real person just making a living moderating the purrs and woofs boards and enjoying his days flying kites and what not. I'm just wondering at this point whether it was original here or taken from elsewhere and expanded.
 
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

 
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.
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for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.
 
'phishphan said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.
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for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.
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Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind. :unsure:
 
'General Malaise said:
'phishphan said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.
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for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.
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Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind. :unsure:
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It's not a trap, unless he tells you to touch your balls.
 
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'General Malaise said:
'phishphan said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.
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for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.
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Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind. :unsure:
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yeah, I was kidding. don't do this. burns like hell
 
'phishphan said:
'General Malaise said:
'phishphan said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.
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for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.
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Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind. :unsure:
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yeah, I was kidding. don't do this. burns like hell
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It's made in Malaysia, so you know it's good.
 
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