GM's thread about nothing (28 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."

Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.

I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....

You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

put his leg up on the rail and point at his junk while thrusting at the cops/security.Also, I'm clearly cheating already for Movember, but you can see the gingerbeard is going to hurt me.

 

[General Malaise]

SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."

Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.

I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....

You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.

I do. I bought 6 for $20. These are much stronger than anything I've ever ingested. Also, I gave one to my boss.

 

[Stoneys]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

LOL!!!!My SIL appreciated the 'likes'

 

[urbanhack]

Getting one of these:

 

[dharmapunk]

I normally keep a thin layer of hair all around my head and this will not change. I will stop shaving the stache area though.

 

[phishphan]

Getting one of these: http://youtu.be/SqBw7XapJKk

you ever take it off any sweet jumps

solo12zan0 2 days ago 63

DAMN YOU SKYNET!

xXBloOdyDuckXx 2 days ago 28

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB> I just read all that as,"Albert's gone."

Mrs. SLB said the same thing and she's always wrong which makes you wrong. Albert isn't going anywhere. Maybe they'll do something crazy like making him a player/coach.

I ate a special brownie yesterday. I had to call my wife to come pick me up by 5pm. I was a wreck. My head is still fuzzy this morning. Having a very difficult time doing anything. Holy moly....

You got any left? Hope you feel better GB.

I do. I bought 6 for $20. These are much stronger than anything I've ever ingested. Also, I gave one to my boss.

&

 

[Captain Quinoa]

just say 'no', kids

 

[Drifter]

Yeah, if we form a team on that website we can give out the link to donate. People will ask about the stache, trust me.

Alright, so who's in?TREDharmaP?This will make for some good photo shtick.

In

 

[St. Louis Bob]

just say 'no', kids

Pretty sure my wife was behind that campaign.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.

 

[Bogart]

I think I have a mustache team set up: http://mobro.co/GMTAN

In.

Dharmapunk has just joined your team. You are clearly a strong and fearless leader, capable of guiding your team through any challenge that Moustache Season holds.

You now have 2 team members.

Mo Bros & Mo Sistas are social creatures who run together - keep growing that Pack of Mo's.

I can't join a second team, but I will be with my GMTAN Mo Bros in spirit.:twistingmyRollieFingersstache:

 

[Early_10]

Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.

Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!

 

[Sconch]

Getting one of these: http://youtu.be/SqBw7XapJKk

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner. Good times.

Yeah, I don't think I'm enjoying this very much. I was having fun yesterday, but by 3pm, I realized I was in horrible shape, so I gave my car keys to Q and told him I was not to drive. We left to go to a cigar bar and he drove. By the time the Eagles game kicked off, I was done. I texted my wife and told her to come get me. I was pretty much a waste the rest of the night, though I did coax her into some sex a little later on....but I couldn't cross the finish line and finally had to tell her I was spent. Lucky gal. I've tried to throw up this morning, but nothing is in there to come out. And I have no appetite at all. I mean I couldn't eat a tic-tac right now. Can't wait to take my kids trick-or-treating later.

 

[Drifter]

Also, got a bit of a head start.My link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Why am I the only one that likes Kev's hot sister-in-law?

link?

HAVE YOU EVER MET HIM IN PERSON!?!

LOL!!!!My SIL appreciated the 'likes'

And I appreciate her appreciation.

 

[General Malaise]

Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.

Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!

My wife made a bunch of brownies this summer, but they weren't very strong. The guy that made these did some sort of butter first, then baked them. He showed me the butter earlier in the week. It was greenish.

 

[Drifter]

Yeah, gotta be careful with the brownies. In college we made them but didn't really know how long it would take to kick in or how much you should eat to get high. One guy ate like five giant brownies or something because he kept eating them and nothing was happening. When they finally kicked in he spent the entire night traumatized and shaking in the corner.

Good times.

Well you know GM didn't stop at one. They're brownies...food, chocolate, dope all in one? "Eat off" this!

My wife made a bunch of brownies this summer, but they weren't very strong. The guy that made these did some sort of butter first, then baked them. He showed me the butter earlier in the week. It was greenish.

Integrating the THC with the saturated fat is what does it. Had some pot butter a few weeks ago with some friends. Hoo boy. Not a good going out buzz, but I love the relaxation aspect of it.

 

[wadegarrett]

PENIS

 

[shuke]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Viral Movember marketing campaign has begun:

TREtanic Trevor#Movember Cheating a little to start due to hunting: img827.imageshack.us/img827/7499/ph… Donate and hump 72 virgins in heaven: us.movember.com/mospace

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Studs isn't an original FBG character?

 

[General Malaise]

Had a nice time Saturday night with my wife. She was unable to find a wig to be Judge Judy, so she went as a 'stood up date', which wasn't the most creative costume in the world, but neither was Chip Kelly. These gals were fun to ogle at all night long. My assistant coaches...one on the right is going through a divorce. Back in June, this lady was in a coma after a nasty car wreck. She has made a remarkable recovery.

 

[General Malaise]

My better half and her new friend.

 

[shuke]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Studs isn't an original FBG character?

I thought I knew who he was, and thought the shtick originated here, but who knows. Maybe he frequents other boards. Or maybe people at other boards link to his work here?

 

[shuke]

These gals were fun to ogle at all night long.

21

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My better half and her new friend.

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[General Malaise]

These gals were fun to ogle at all night long.

21

3

My better half and her new friend.

12

Thanks GB. I'm pretty smitten with the lass.

 

[Keys Myaths]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Studs isn't an original FBG character?

I thought I knew who he was, and thought the shtick originated here, but who knows. Maybe he frequents other boards. Or maybe people at other boards link to his work here?

His posts on FBG and :e: have been on Deadspin a few times. He originated here, to the best of my knowledge - he's just gaining fame.

 

[heckmanm]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Another classic

 

[Osaurus]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Wannastache and Lee Corso Has a Mervin are a couple of other favorites alongside this gem. ETA: Related pic

 

[wadegarrett]

PENIS

Almost as good as "Bobby Bowden can't make teh juice. ool"By the way, I was looking for a pic of that sign. Who are these people?

Another classic

 

[Sconch]

Studs is Rude/Raidernation.

 

[Early_10]

I went out as a procotologist. Gave free exams all night, wore out several rubber gloves. I'm still hungover. At least thats what I'm blaming the nausea on.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I thought Studs' identity was well known. Maybe not I guess...

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I thought Studs' identity was well known. Maybe not I guess...

I thought I once knew who it was. Now, I don't really know or care because it's awesome and better to pretend it's a real person just making a living moderating the purrs and woofs boards and enjoying his days flying kites and what not. I'm just wondering at this point whether it was original here or taken from elsewhere and expanded.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

 

[phishphan]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.

 

[General Malaise]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.

Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind.

 

[urbanhack]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.

Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind.

It's not a trap, unless he tells you to touch your balls.

 

[phishphan]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.

Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind.

yeah, I was kidding. don't do this. burns like hell

 

[phishphan]

YAY! PAGE 1004!!!

 

[urbanhack]

anyone seen Rude today?

 

[Bogart]

YAY! PAGE 1004!!!

I'm going to bet this ends up in the 990's somewhere.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My neck is all kinds of tight today (and yesterday) for no apparent reason. I bought this tiger balm stuff per my woman's recommendation. #### is burning a hole through my shirt and stinking up the whole place, but I can turn my head.

for maximum effect put it on right when you get out of the shower while your skin is a little damp.

Hmmmm...this sounds a little bit like a trap of some kind.

yeah, I was kidding. don't do this. burns like hell

It's made in Malaysia, so you know it's good.

 

[phishphan]

YAY! PAGE 1004!!!

I'm going to bet this ends up in the 990's somewhere.

that was the plan

 

[General Malaise]

i just had to force a sandwich into my system. Never thought I'd have to do that.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

anyone seen Rude today?

suckers need to keep the fridge stockedlol @ want some AIDS

 

[Sconch]

i just had to force a sandwich into my system. Never thought I'd have to do that.

[shuke] OH [/sHUKE]