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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Congratulations are in order, I think. Youngstown, Ohio officially has the highest poverty rate in the country. GO YO!!!
Sconch
Footballguy
You should try the forum or the agora.I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:Zooks story was gold.
Bogart news was ungood. :(Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Have good mosh pitting!
dharmapunk
Footballguy
With a BA? Teach Catholic high school for nickels and hail marys.With a PhD and some standing, you can live the life. My Latin prof had his full-time teaching gig, but the Vatican would pay him (well) to spend his summers living in Italy (and other places) translating old medieval texts. It was basically an all-expenses paid vacation for him and his wife, every summer (and winter if he wanted) with a pay check. That guy has it made.
Thought this was funny, but not a new thread worthy funny.
My bosses name is Mel, and he got a happy birthday card from our group commander (three levels up from me) in which they spelled his name Mil. I said, "well at least they didn't spell it Milf." Well that took off and now everyone is calling him Milf
My bosses name is Mel, and he got a happy birthday card from our group commander (three levels up from me) in which they spelled his name Mil. I said, "well at least they didn't spell it Milf." Well that took off and now everyone is calling him Milf
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I envy your classical education. I did 1 year of Latin and loved it. It's one of my minor regrets that I did it my senior year and never continued. I'd just finished Weelock's and was starting to think in Latin - no longer translating sentences but reading them straight up. I tried a couple Loeb classics on my own but never made it too far. If I had the extra $$ I would take it back up at one of the local universities.I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:
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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Not helping.I still have the image of that wench from one of those wipe swap shows burned in my head.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
"Hey, you're a talking goat.""SALUTATIONS!"
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
So I'm in line at our cafeteria here at work and the guy in front of me orders a cheeseburger and when they ask what he wants with it he says, "Freedom Fries." How screwed up are the laws in this country that if I smack him in the back of the head I'm the one who gets in trouble?
lol @ freedom fries.
btw, BIG game for our Bills this week.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Go back to sleep, old man. You have a long day of drinking and beating the #### out of me.
Sconch
Footballguy
I didn't know you were going to buttonhook me.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
"YOU #### WITH ME AND YOU GET ####ED WITH!"
dunno. just made the difference stand out more.if you like Painter, go with him. Dodds has him projected with more points this week. You're basically counting on garbage points with him. Not really much of a running QB so seems iffy to count on those rushing totals.from Rotoworld:
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
He just traded Owen Daniels and Hillis for Witten and Barber.
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MacArtist
Guest
The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
You can say nipple here.The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
YSR
Footballguy
Yes, but are they SFGMTAN?The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
And vulva.You can say nipple here.The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
And carapace.And vulva.You can say nipple here.The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
I had to look this up.And carapace.And vulva.You can say nipple here.The only stories I have are NSFW.Any good Birthday stories to tell?I feel like a flaming sack of dog poo this morning. Too much mixing the drinks last night. Wine + Margaritas + more wine + Jose Cuervo =
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Bajingo
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MacArtist
Guest
Nipple. Vulva. Carapace. Knuckles. Kitty.
Sconch
Footballguy
:reported:
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
It moved.
Thorn
Footballguy
My notebook >>>>>>> your notebookEducation cert, high school latin teacher & girls basketball volleyball coach.I also have a minor in Ancient Greek.'Disco Stu said:
Bogart news was ungood. :(
Then YSR brought a touch of levity back with "degree in Latin".
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MacArtist
Guest
So did she last night.
Thorn
Footballguy
The body part or the fish friend?
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
I'M OUT!
Osaurus
Footballguy
Work at an entry level library position where you basically move stuff around all day? I know a guy.
YSR
Footballguy
Follow-up: Me: Ha. Nothing at all. I'm a member of a fantasy football forum and one of the guys thinks it's HI-larious to post that kind of thing on people's pages so that person will be barraged with questions.Me: And of course other guys piled on.SisterYSR: Gotcha. That's pretty funny. Worked on me.FB Wall Post today: SisterYSR>YSR: I really do hate that that happened. I'll be praying for you.SHTICK = ELEVATED (by my super Evangelical Fundamentalist Southern Baptist sister)
Sconch
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I like the elevation of shtick. 
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Bogart
Footballguy
This is AWESOME!
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
JaxBill
Footballguy
Blue Angels have been flying up and down the river near my office building in preparation for their air show this weekend at NAS JAX. I could hear them every time but couldn't see them because of some low clouds.
Walking back from lunch got a clear shot of them in a break in the clouds.
Walking back from lunch got a clear shot of them in a break in the clouds.
YSR
Footballguy
How did these turn out? Kind of want to make these tonight...
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Check Tanner's FB page.
Drifter
Footballguy
We used pacifiers on both kids and it was a blessing. We stopped both of them between 6 months and a year with no issues whatsoever. Every kid is different.
Stache Update
Stache Update
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Gadzooks
Footballguy
I like her. She single? Double date: me & your religious funny sister with you and Romo?
Check Tanner's FB page.
Happy birthday to the Cat Man!!!
Sconch
Footballguy
I CAN'T CHECK FB AT WORK!!!Check Tanner's FB page.
Drifter
Footballguy
My solid 6, girl next door dental hygienist was switched with an 8, hot young Russian broad today. Not sure how I feel about it. On the one hand, I enjoyed it when all I could think was, "I can feel your boobs with my head!" On the other hand, I didn't really like being scolded by someone when I was trying to imagine them straddling me in the chair.
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