dharmapunk
Footballguy
Agree with this, but this is difficult comedy to pull off. Too much potential for a Godfried-joking-about-9/11 implosion. More importantly, how would handle my shower problem?
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Tiny Dancer
Footballguy
Sandusky jokes are responsible for the Goggins ban, so I'd say they've already done more good than most jokes.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Stop avoiding the question. What would you do?Canadians don't know how to wash their bum in the shower?
YSR
Footballguy
If anyone can do it, I know you can.
Again, wasn't targeting you at all. Just a topic of conversation. Which, upon reflection, I shouldn't have raised, as it has the potential to turn this thread into the 
that the Sandusky thread is.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
I'd turn my back to the shower, part the ham-crack with one hand while furiously scrubbing the affected area with shower gel with the other hand.ETA: This is in response to pooping in the shower. It is not related to Penn State in any way.Stop avoiding the question. What would you do?Canadians don't know how to wash their bum in the shower?
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General Malaise
Footballguy
Let's go no Sandusky/shower talk for now.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Agreed. Shouldn't have even mentioned that I wasn't going to mention it.
Bend over and spread my cheeks....in a very manly, non-gay way....and let the water wash my butt.Stop avoiding the question. What would you do?Canadians don't know how to wash their bum in the shower?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
This looks terrible. And I like some Adam Sandler movies.
Sconch
Footballguy
This.This looks terrible. And I like some Adam Sandler movies.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I don't know what's more disturbing, that you're this squeamish or that my shower dilemma is being linked/equated with serial child molestation.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Sandler did two good films early on and has lived off their dwindling reputation since. Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy. Everything else is awful. Like slimy shart juice sliding down the drain awful.This.This looks terrible. And I like some Adam Sandler movies.
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I've been taking baths since last Tuesday.
Punch Drunk Love is awesome, as is Billy Madison.
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer are his best. Billy Madison and the Waterboy fall in a tier below that. Big Daddy close.Sandler did two good films early on and has lived off their dwindling reputation since. Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy. Everything else is awful. Like slimy shart juice sliding down the drain awful.This.This looks terrible. And I like some Adam Sandler movies.
Adam Sandler's most recent movies made -All HILARIOUS
2011 Jack and Jill
2011 Zookeeper
2011 Just Go with It
2010 Grown Ups
2009 Funny People
2008 Bedtime Stories
2008 You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2007 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
2007 Reign Over Me
2006/I Click
2005 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2005 The Longest Yard
2004 Spanglish
2004 50 First Dates
2003 Anger Management
2002 Eight Crazy Nights
2002 Mr. Deeds
2002 Punch-Drunk Love
2001 The Animal
2011 Jack and Jill
2011 Zookeeper
2011 Just Go with It
2010 Grown Ups
2009 Funny People
2008 Bedtime Stories
2008 You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2007 I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry
2007 Reign Over Me
2006/I Click
2005 Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
2005 The Longest Yard
2004 Spanglish
2004 50 First Dates
2003 Anger Management
2002 Eight Crazy Nights
2002 Mr. Deeds
2002 Punch-Drunk Love
2001 The Animal
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I don't count it as I was only discussing Happy Madison films.
this was very good as well
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
50 First Dates and Bedtime Stories were tolerable. Again, I don't count Punch Drunk Love, which is a good movie.
Sconch
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Strangely, I've enjoyed Sandler in his more serious roles lately (Grown Ups, Funny People, Spanglish, Punch Drunk Love).
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I forgot about The Wedding Singer.Happy Gilmore and The Wedding Singer are his best. Billy Madison and the Waterboy fall in a tier below that. Big Daddy close.Sandler did two good films early on and has lived off their dwindling reputation since. Happy Gilmore and the Waterboy. Everything else is awful. Like slimy shart juice sliding down the drain awful.This.This looks terrible. And I like some Adam Sandler movies.
Ok. But I will never ever understand the love for Billy Madison. To me it was a typical crappy wannabe comedy with horrific editing that made it feel like a series of scenes culminating in formulaic jokes, taped together with a formulaic plot. And most of the gags sucked. 
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General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't get the love for Punch Drunk Love. I wanted to like it, but I didn't. Maybe it was just way over my head, but I thought it was dumb. Guy gets scammed by a phone sex operator, pays her boss a visit, yells at him, scares him, returns back home. He also saves a bunch of pudding tops to fly to Hawaii. Oh, and he finds some sort of piano device that he loves. He also screams a lot.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Lather up and wash. 
Sconch
Footballguy
Old Italian guy is a criminal. His curly haired son is a hot-head. His other son is half a feeb. But his third son is smart and quiet. Old guy gets shot. Some more people get shot. Son takes over and more people get shot. Some people speak Italian.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Yeah, but who doesn't like Star Wars...terrible comparison here.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Back in High School we played against a team that had a one-armed kid when I played and Captained the Frosh basketball team (we went 3 and 14 and led the league in technicals, ejections and at one point almost had to forfeit a game because the entire team was going to be suspended because we were caught drinking in the lockerroom after practice. Also had 2 guys on the team get ejected in a game once because they were fist fighting each other on the bench) Any ways, this kid we were playing against did not have a left arm, kinda just had a stub like Jim Abbott. But the kid was good and he was lighting us up in the first half. At halftime our Coach (who I think became an alcoholic due to our team) completely lost it. He's screaming about our lack of effort and lack of teamwork and then says how #22 (one-armed bandit) is killing us out there. He calmed down for a second and then with a fierce intensity told us this: "I'm only gonna say this once: for the love of God, force that kid to his left! He LITERALLY HAS NO LEFT!!! When he's dribbling and he gives you that head and shoulder fake and looks like he's going to go left..... HE'S NOT GOING LEFT!!!! I promise you he's not!!! Now I swear to God, if any of you get beat by that kid going right, as God as my witness I will punch you in the face and walk out of the gym and never come back! Are we clear on this?"Nah, game's over now, he was put in at the end. Didn't get to see him shoot or anything. Very tall, lanky kid. Blocks and boards only I guess.Heard about this guy on NPR a couple of months ago. Are they playing somewhere on TV? Has to be better than this MNF game.Holy crap, Manhattan has a hoops player without a forearm...pretty cool. ----> \
Since I didn't really care about the season anymore I replied: "Coach, don't worry, I'll guard him in the 2nd half. Now which number is he again?" Coach just smiled and told me I was a complete jack###.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Grown-Ups is one of the worst movies ever made.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I liked Magnolia better than Punch Drunk Love.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I thought you liked bad movies.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
What if Zach Morris was in it??
Sconch
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
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Tiny Dancer
Footballguy
It's been all downhill since that Hanukkah song.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sconch
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
And dp, the proper reaction to the shower shart would have been to call the wife in to give you a thorough scrubbing.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
If I remember correctly, there was a hot woman and one funny line by a little girl.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I kinda liked Spanglish
General Malaise
Footballguy
Ah yes...because when an actress is struggling to understand the English language, there is no better person in the world to help her with translation than Adam Sandler.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I like the cut of your jib.But sadly she wasn't home. All I had was the cat, who wanted to help in the way he takes care of his own scatological crisises. I just couldn't do it.
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