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I had lunch with this gal (Greek joint FTW) and it was rather fun. A little background, her mother is French, her father German & although she was born in the USA, she grew up in France. Anyhow, she tells me that her 17 yo son came to her the other day and said he thought he was ready to start having sex. :mellow: :lmao: She replied "son, from your POV the first time you have sex is going to be a short hug and then you go brag to your friends. From her POV for the first time, it will be a short hug and then she'll go home and start making wedding plans. I suggest you stick to jacking off in the shower."I love this gal. :lmao: :lmao:
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Put the final batch of divorce papers in the mail to the court today. After a three-year ordeal, I will be officially single on December 19. Probably end up in Vegas marrying a stripper by the end of 2011.I am, by the way, the best ex-husband ever. My ex is 1 year away from paying off her car and afraid that money's going to be too tight for her to keep it. It's a good car with low miles; dumb for her to not pay it off, so I'm going to split the payments with her voluntarily.
You're a good man. :thumbup:
 
Oh yeah, dropped $3900 at the orthodontist for Cal yesterday. Just a warning for you guys with newborns. Pacifiers=Satan
Care to unpack this? Did he suck this teeth in backwards? Is this a developmental thing or do women and gay guys suffer similar injuries?Someone PM Petersam. We need answers, STAT.
 
Interesting.Thanks for the help. It's been driving me crazy for awhile now.

I always thought "For The Record" and thought maybe FTW was slang for that as in "For The Wreckord"

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Oh yeah, dropped $3900 at the orthodontist for Cal yesterday. Just a warning for you guys with newborns. Pacifiers=Satan
Care to unpack this? Did he suck this teeth in backwards? Is this a developmental thing or do women and gay guys suffer similar injuries?Someone PM Petersam. We need answers, STAT.
Stop with the pacifiiers/binkies now. Seriously. We didn't listen and used them with Cal. It was a GIANT PIA weening him off them, it made it impossible for him to sleep without one and I just got a $3900 bill for upcoming orthodontic work thanks to them jacking up his teeth. The funny thing is that it exposed us to his early genius because he had them hidden every where. You would take it away, he would throw a tantrum and then 5 minutes later he would have another one. It was like WTF?! We never gave one to Dylan and although it sucked at first, it was MUCH easier overall. If I contribute nothing else at all to the GMTAN, listen to me here GB.
Made his teeth sort of like this.
 
For shuke:

1 dead, 16 injured in Tenn. crashes involving 176 cars

(CNN) -- One person was killed and 16 others injured Thursday in three separate chain-reaction crashes involving 176 cars north of Nashville, authorities said.

Heavy fog and black ice were thought to have contributed to the crashes on State Highway 386 in Sumner County, said county emergency medical services Capt. Vincent Riley.

The incidents began just before 8 a.m. ET, when a car ran off the highway and caused a chain reaction accident in "heavy, heavy fog," he said.

At least one school bus, with children aboard, was involved in the crashes, he said. None of the children were injured.

The man who died was driving a compact car that went under a semitrailer, Riley said.

The 16 people transported to local hospitals were not critically injured, he said.

The highway remained closed throughout most of the day as authorities attempted to clear the wreckage. As of Thursday afternoon, one side of the highway was still blocked with 50 cars that were not driveable and must be towed, Riley said.

A fog advisory was not in effect for the area at the time of the crashes, said CNN meteorologist Sarah Dillingham, but the heavy fog could have been a localized event.
I remember when I was in the military I had to give a safety briefing every once in awhile. Talked about ground safety, vehicle safety, not drinking and driving and I always added black ice at the very end. One time I was in Italy and gave the briefing in July and after I finished one of the new girls asked, "did you just say to be wary of black guys?"
 
It's like the ******* love-child of Mike Crimes and Cranbrulet.
I was sad that there was only two pages worth.
Amusing, but just as fake as Crimes.
stop this
might as well ask jim11 to stop with the Obama threads
or ask Imp to just get over it and move on already
 
or ask Imp to just get over it and move on already
What is it you're asking me to get over?
exactly
You were the one thinking of me so I thought I'd ask.
I was trying to come up with metaphors for compulsive, irrational internet behaviors that do no good for the poster nor his imagined enemies. You exploded onto my radar. I was not looking for you and wish I knew nothing of your situation or history.
 
or ask Imp to just get over it and move on already
What is it you're asking me to get over?
exactly
You were the one thinking of me so I thought I'd ask.
I was trying to come up with metaphors for compulsive, irrational internet behaviors that do no good for the poster nor his imagined enemies. You exploded onto my radar. I was not looking for you and wish I knew nothing of your situation or history.
Oh it's a "look in the mirror and shrug" kind of day. I'm cool with that.
 
or ask Imp to just get over it and move on already
What is it you're asking me to get over?
exactly
You were the one thinking of me so I thought I'd ask.
I was trying to come up with metaphors for compulsive, irrational internet behaviors that do no good for the poster nor his imagined enemies. You exploded onto my radar. I was not looking for you and wish I knew nothing of your situation or history.
Oh it's a "look in the mirror and shrug" kind of day. I'm cool with that.
I'm not Atlas, but I can :shrug: with the best goyum out there
 
cos> good news: finishing off your stuffbad news: totally drunk.
By "stuff" do you mean my arch-enemies in the pac nw, or my boring legal documents?
um, which would you prefer? abandoning your stuff and going out with meg.
shouldn't it be "abandoning your stuff OR going out with meg."
that would imply it's a choice. 25 year old hot blonde v. boring legal documents is not a decision. sorry, man.(I'll have it done tomorrow. you're probably better off that I'm doing it tomorrow while I'm actually in the office anyway)
 
cos> good news: finishing off your stuff

bad news: totally drunk.
By "stuff" do you mean my arch-enemies in the pac nw, or my boring legal documents?
um, which would you prefer? abandoning your stuff and going out with meg.
shouldn't it be "abandoning your stuff OR going out with meg."
that would imply it's a choice. 25 year old hot blonde v. boring legal documents is not a decision. sorry, man.(I'll have it done tomorrow. you're probably better off that I'm doing it tomorrow while I'm actually in the office anyway)
Live strong and leave a well-used corpse
 
How do these people instantly know they're being talked about in a thread? Network of spies?An app?Forum searches?WTF?
Remember the scene from The Matrix where Neo realized he was The One? It's sort of like that except everything in my corridor looks like marching duckies and there is calliope music in the background.
 
You do realize that the extent of shuke's cheese curd cooking prowess involves picking up a package of these things from the local Meijer and throwing them in a pot of oil.
:lmao: Mr. krista doesn't really know the people here too well and just might have taken that "challenge" a little too seriously based on too much port consumption. There's a good chance I'd like shuke's version of the curds better, though.
Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.

I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.

 

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