GM's thread about nothing (33 Viewers)

[cosjobs]

Awww kitty!

very very early stage of the Panzer division

 

[shuke]

Free Time Skeptic

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Awww kitty!

very very early stage of the Panzer division

My link

 

[wadegarrett]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X

gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

 

[cosjobs]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

There was some detective show where a guy was pinched between the subway and platform, basicaly he was severed in half, but still alive and cognizant. Brutal episode. I could not watch more than 10 min of it. Was that Homicide? I forget.

 

[Sarnoff]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X

gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

There was some detective show where a guy was pinched between the subway and platform, basicaly he was severed in half, but still alive and cognizant. Brutal episode. I could not watch more than 10 min of it. Was that Homicide? I forget.

Yes, it was Homicide. Based on an episode of Taxicab Confessions on HBO, where an EMT shared the story of a time it actually happened. A Homicide writer saw it and incorporated it into an episode. Vincent D'Onofrio played the victim, pinned between the platform and the subway, who would only live as long as the subway car didn't move. Gut wrenching story, having his wife come down to say goodbye before they moved the train.PBS did a 2-hour "making of" special on that episode a year or so later. It's pretty good if you ever can catch it.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Thanks, Posties.

 

[PaperBagHead]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X

gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

There was some detective show where a guy was pinched between the subway and platform, basicaly he was severed in half, but still alive and cognizant. Brutal episode. I could not watch more than 10 min of it. Was that Homicide? I forget.

Yes, it was Homicide. Based on an episode of Taxicab Confessions on HBO, where an EMT shared the story of a time it actually happened. A Homicide writer saw it and incorporated it into an episode. Vincent D'Onofrio played the victim, pinned between the platform and the subway, who would only live as long as the subway car didn't move. Gut wrenching story, having his wife come down to say goodbye before they moved the train.PBS did a 2-hour "making of" special on that episode a year or so later. It's pretty good if you ever can catch it.

Also ripped by M. Night Shymalan in Signs. Only there it was a car.

 

[-fish-]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X

gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

There was some detective show where a guy was pinched between the subway and platform, basicaly he was severed in half, but still alive and cognizant. Brutal episode. I could not watch more than 10 min of it. Was that Homicide? I forget.

Yes, it was Homicide. Based on an episode of Taxicab Confessions on HBO, where an EMT shared the story of a time it actually happened. A Homicide writer saw it and incorporated it into an episode. Vincent D'Onofrio played the victim, pinned between the platform and the subway, who would only live as long as the subway car didn't move. Gut wrenching story, having his wife come down to say goodbye before they moved the train.PBS did a 2-hour "making of" special on that episode a year or so later. It's pretty good if you ever can catch it.

That idea got ripped off in "Signs" too.

 

[-fish-]

 

[PaperBagHead]

Thanks, Posties.

I know. The nerve of some people posting the historical facts behind a fictional TV show. I haven't even seen that episode yet!SPOILER TAGS DOWN!@#

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I guess I'll save this from page 2 with some serious business. Let's do this.QB Cam Newton CAR/9 @HOUQB Matthew Stafford DET/9 @OAK RB Arian Foster HOU/11 CARRB Felix Jones DAL/5 @TBBRB Marshawn Lynch SEA/6 @CHIRB Darren Sproles NOS/11 @MIN WR Damian Williams TEN/6 @INDWR Doug Baldwin SEA/6 @CHIWR Brandon Lloyd STL/5 CINWR Mario Manningham NYG/7 WASWR Demaryius Thomas DEN/6 NEPWR Denarius Moore OAK/8 DETWR Darrius Heyward-Bey OAK/8 DET TE Jimmy Graham NOS/11 @MIN K Jason Hanson DET/9 @OAK D Cincinnati CIN/7 @STLD Tennessee TEN/6 @INDCam or Stafford? Felix or Lynch? Which 3 of these stud WRs? Ten or Cin?

Stop.

 

[cosjobs]

Thanks, Posties.

I know. The nerve of some people posting the historical facts behind a fictional TV show. I haven't even seen that episode yet!SPOILER TAGS DOWN!@#

Spoiler

:deadbannana:

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

It's funny because it is true.

 

[charvik]

Finally found the last item for the SS. Package will hopefully go out tomorrow, but gm's post office story scared me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Yeah, delivery experts: I have all stuff in a box and packed. What do I do now? Go on UPS.com? This is a non standard box, but it fit certain items perfectly, so was necessary.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I guess I'll save this from page 2 with some serious business. Let's do this.QB Cam Newton CAR/9 @HOUQB Matthew Stafford DET/9 @OAK RB Arian Foster HOU/11 CARRB Felix Jones DAL/5 @TBBRB Marshawn Lynch SEA/6 @CHIRB Darren Sproles NOS/11 @MIN WR Damian Williams TEN/6 @INDWR Doug Baldwin SEA/6 @CHIWR Brandon Lloyd STL/5 CINWR Mario Manningham NYG/7 WASWR Demaryius Thomas DEN/6 NEPWR Denarius Moore OAK/8 DETWR Darrius Heyward-Bey OAK/8 DET TE Jimmy Graham NOS/11 @MIN K Jason Hanson DET/9 @OAK D Cincinnati CIN/7 @STLD Tennessee TEN/6 @INDCam or Stafford? Felix or Lynch? Which 3 of these stud WRs? Ten or Cin?

Stop.

Hammertime?

 

[cosjobs]

Thislooks like a good new movie about the parents of bullies.

 

[-fish-]

Damn. SS package is going to go out incomplete, as one item hasn't shipped yet and now has a delivery estimate of Dec. 24 to my house. It sort of completes the rest, so this is vexing.

I'm changing the delivery to go direct to my recipient, so maybe this will get salvaged before Christmas.

 

[cosjobs]

I hope to compete my packaging and taking to the post office tonight or tomorrow. This includes the two Movember boxes of crap, gmtan ss, ffa ss, bogart's roku, -fish-'s invoice, ProNinja's books,and gm's nook. If I forgot anyone, pm me address.

 

[Zow]

just read about that NYC elevator accident :X :X :X

gotta be near the top of my list of worst ways to die...that poor woman :(

There was some detective show where a guy was pinched between the subway and platform, basicaly he was severed in half, but still alive and cognizant. Brutal episode. I could not watch more than 10 min of it. Was that Homicide? I forget.

Yes, it was Homicide. Based on an episode of Taxicab Confessions on HBO, where an EMT shared the story of a time it actually happened. A Homicide writer saw it and incorporated it into an episode. Vincent D'Onofrio played the victim, pinned between the platform and the subway, who would only live as long as the subway car didn't move. Gut wrenching story, having his wife come down to say goodbye before they moved the train.PBS did a 2-hour "making of" special on that episode a year or so later. It's pretty good if you ever can catch it.

You guys watch the Everest documentary (something like "Dying for Everest")? The group going up literally encounters a guy sitting on the cliff sitting there literally freezing to death. His face was black with frostbite. The group then just leaves him there. In the doc they interview them all about it and each one tries to defend his or her decision. It's really really depressing.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Damn. SS package is going to go out incomplete, as one item hasn't shipped yet and now has a delivery estimate of Dec. 24 to my house. It sort of completes the rest, so this is vexing.I'm changing the delivery to go direct to my recipient, so maybe this will get salvaged before Christmas.

Same here. I've got to send out my package incomplete. It's the best part too

 

[cosjobs]

my packages are complete.

 

[-fish-]

I hope to compete my packaging and taking to the post office tonight or tomorrow. This includes the two Movember boxes of crap, gmtan ss, ffa ss, bogart's roku, -fish-'s invoice, ProNinja's books,and gm's nook. If I forgot anyone, pm me address.

I think you're also sending me a USB drive.

 

[urbanhack]

i'll be packaging my package and sending all on Saturday.

 

[-fish-]

Damn. SS package is going to go out incomplete, as one item hasn't shipped yet and now has a delivery estimate of Dec. 24 to my house. It sort of completes the rest, so this is vexing.

I'm changing the delivery to go direct to my recipient, so maybe this will get salvaged before Christmas.

Double damn. This didn't work, since there are unrelated items in the same shipment and amazon won't let me break it up.

 

[Guster]

I've still got to throw a bunch of random crap from my work in a box for my SS recipient to finish off the giving. Hopefully I'll get to that tomorrow.

 

[proninja]

I hope to compete my packaging and taking to the post office tonight or tomorrow. This includes the two Movember boxes of crap, gmtan ss, ffa ss, bogart's roku, -fish-'s invoice, ProNinja's books,and gm's nook. If I forgot anyone, pm me address.

You're a regular santa claus

 

[Guster]

i'll be packaging my package and sending all on Saturday.

Your complete package?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SS gift almost complete. I'm waiting on one more item and it also needs a dash more shtick.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

I told him he would be spared if he completed "Operation Scott Tenorman".

 

[YSR]

About to see an advance IMAX screening of the new Mission Impossible. I've never seen an IMAX. Am I going to get sick or something?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

About to see an advance IMAX screening of the new Mission Impossible. I've never seen an IMAX. Am I going to get sick or something?

Have you been eating spicy tuna rolls and drinking red wine?

 

[Tecumseh]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

I told him he would be spared if he completed "Operation Scott Tenorman".

Sanctuary!

 

[cosjobs]

About to see an advance IMAX screening of the new Mission Impossible. I've never seen an IMAX. Am I going to get sick or something?

Sit further back than normal. I usually sit about 12-15 rows back, for IMAX, 25+ is better

 

[cosjobs]

So I just opened my front door to unplug my Christmas lights, and to what should my wondering eyes did appear? A mf'in goat, and his vicious bodyguard.

I told him he would be spared if he completed "Operation Scott Tenorman".

Sanctuary!

I thought the title meant that lambs with teeth should not be castrated.

 

[YSR]

About to see an advance IMAX screening of the new Mission Impossible. I've never seen an IMAX. Am I going to get sick or something?

Have you been eating spicy tuna rolls and drinking red wine?

<_<No. Am suffering through a cold (no flu!), though, and I've heard that IMAX can be visually unsettling.

 

[kevzilla]

Awww kitty!

That cat would later be known as "The Beast of Buchenwald".

 

[Kubes]

Also waiting on one more item to complete my SS gift. Unfortunately I won't be back in town until Friday. I have no idea how long it takes to ship over xmas, but my recipient may be kept waiting.

Also my recipient may already know who he is because I am really stupid.

 

[kevzilla]

Virgin Diaries on TLC.

 

[PaperBagHead]

I'm also waiting on one or two more items for SS. Been hella busy with the last week of classes. I'm aiming to get stuff out Friday or Saturday morning.

 

[Osaurus]

Virgin Diaries on TLC.

Just saw a bit of that. Not surprised about that dude at all.

 

[PaperBagHead]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

 

[mr. furley]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

Still! Hungover. Had a blast. Furls real life was more important than corn holing Not sur I ever want to drink again.

Some people just don't understand priorities.

if you ever came here i would divorce my wife and leave with you

 

[mr. furley]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

Still! Hungover. Had a blast. Furls real life was more important than corn holing Not sur I ever want to drink again.

Some people just don't understand priorities.

SeriouslyDrank with jordy Nelson and Charles Woodson after the game.

Yeah pretty sure I wouldn't complain about not drinking with Furley then.

little did he know that i'm actually jordy nelson

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

Income tax passed in 1913 I think. Prohibition wasn't until 1919.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Overheard at the gym: The federal income tax was created to make up for the loss of liquor tax during the prohibition.

One of the interlocutors claimed to have been born in 1926, so he's either in the know or too far gone to remember correctly. He stood up at a 45 degree angle.

Tanner? History check? You were around then, right?

:rimshot:

Seriously, Trivaguy, is this true?

Income tax passed in 1913 I think. Prohibition wasn't until 1919.

Spoilers please

 

[Tecumseh]

Just knocked out most of my secret santa shopping. 1 or 2 more items tomorrow, and off it goes. I was thisclose to buying this, except the copy was going to get had a sticker touting "Now with splatter proof pages!"

 

[cosjobs]

Also waiting on one more item to complete my SS gift. Unfortunately I won't be back in town until Friday. I have no idea how long it takes to ship over xmas, but my recipient may be kept waiting.

Also my recipient may already know who he is because I am really stupid.

I am sure he's too stuped to notice.My link

 

[General Malaise]

I hope to compete my packaging and taking to the post office tonight or tomorrow. This includes the two Movember boxes of crap, gmtan ss, ffa ss, bogart's roku, -fish-'s invoice, ProNinja's books,and gm's nook. If I forgot anyone, pm me address.

You're a regular santa claus

A few years ago, Cos volunteered to play "Santa" on the phone when I needed to threaten the "Santa Clause Call" with my unruly children. He would have been perfect for it, had I ever needed it. Fortunately, they've been good for the last few years, so WA LA!