GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

Think of the children, man!

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

I'll take you fishing!

mmm. Atlantis, paradise island.

I love boobs at that place.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

Think of the children, man!

Sorry. Wrong pic.Think of the children, man!

 

[Guster]

During Dutch Cup Game a fan rushes the field and goes after one of the goalkeepers...goalkeeper starts kicking the fan...fan gets escorted off...referee GIVES THE GOALKEEPER A RED CARD! Unreal.

awesome job by the coach!

 

[Guster]

woke up this morning to the sound of a lightbulb falling from the ceiling and smashing into dust and a bajillion pieces on the hardwood floor right outside my bedroom. So much for sleeping in today

Was it a compact fluorescent bulb?

yep. i'm assuming i'm going to die from the toxic fumes?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Segment 7

Sac<heyAlso, we had Hodak's for our Christmas lunch yesterday. So of course I had to have the leftovers for dinner too. And breakfast this morning....

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

Think of the children, man!

Sorry. Wrong pic.Think of the children, man!

lol

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Segment 7

Sac<heyAlso, we had Hodak's for our Christmas lunch yesterday. So of course I had to have the leftovers for dinner too. And breakfast this morning....

Chicken, I assume? You suck.I mean, you know, in the nicest way possible.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Segment 7

Sac<heyAlso, we had Hodak's for our Christmas lunch yesterday. So of course I had to have the leftovers for dinner too. And breakfast this morning....

Chicken, I assume? You suck.I mean, you know, in the nicest way possible.

Oh yeah. Also their mostaccioli which I've never had before. It's the best I've ever had.Wait for e-mail of the day in the above link.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Segment 7

Sac<heyAlso, we had Hodak's for our Christmas lunch yesterday. So of course I had to have the leftovers for dinner too. And breakfast this morning....

Chicken, I assume? You suck.I mean, you know, in the nicest way possible.

Oh yeah. Also their mostaccioli which I've never had before. It's the best I've ever had.Wait for e-mail of the day in the above link.

Websensed.

 

[Drifter]

I ordered one of these for my brother from Amazon. UPS says it was delivered 2 days ago, but it's nowhere to be found. Do I have any recourse? Drifter?

Limited as it's not sold by Amazon. Contact them and let them know it was meant for a Christmas present and they will definitely give you your money back and maybe have another one shipped gratis, but they have no ability to force the seller to overnight you the replacement.

 

[Ignoramus]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

It is. In the last year I've thrown out my back mowing the lawn and sprained an MCL while dancing. And I was just doing the white-guy-thumbs-up-side-to-side move... no Dancing with a Star ####.Fortunately, I still have liver failure to look forward to.

 

[Osaurus]

Broke my pinky toe (pause for laughs) 10 hours before I flew to Vancouver for an Alaskan cruise this summer. Nothing like hobbling around the sites. I felt as old as many of the people on the cruise.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I went to a homebrew club Christmas party last night. I might need to set a quarantine area around my office. I've had my share of beer farts over the years but never knew my body could produce the odors that it is right now.

 

[ODoyleRules]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Text (actually 4 texts) received from Gadzooks:

When you get a chance today, please post the following for me:A big thank you to Commisholio, I had pulled a muscle in my back the other day and I haven't slept good since. I took one of the pills he sent me and slept like a baby last night.Both myself and my dog prayed for CosDog last nightShuke: 2 of my co-workers got in huge debate about black ice, it got very tense and one of them is now considered racist by everyone else.Oh and can you make some joke related to Tanner being so old. Maybe something about his secret santa sending him ViagraTIAYICXoxoxoZooks

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I went to a homebrew club Christmas party last night. I might need to set a quarantine area around my office. I've had my share of beer farts over the years but never knew my body could produce the odors that it is right now.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

jeez, if i knew I could get drugs by mail in here, I would have tried to befriend some of you folks years ago.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

FREE ZOOKS!

 

[Guster]

FREE ZOOKS!

where??

 

[FDASv2.0]

So I have a pain pump to go along with my regular pain meds. A disc looking thing full of medicine attached to two small catheters in my incisions. Any time I start hurting, I push a button and I can feel medicine injected right into the painful areas. GB living in the first world.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So I have a pain pump to go along with my regular pain meds. A disc looking thing full of medicine attached to two small catheters in my incisions. Any time I start hurting, I push a button and I can feel medicine injected right into the painful areas. GB living in the first world.

Wait, who is this? What happened? What have I missed in the last month?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'd like to thank my GB Bobby Sac for saving my life. That boy good.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'd like to thank my GB Bobby Sac for saving my life. That boy good.

It was the hamster, wasn't it?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I threw my back out while sleeping. Pretty sure it's all downhill from here. Anyone wanna talk me out of suicide?

Think of the children, man!

Sorry. Wrong pic.Think of the children, man!

2, 1, 3

 

[cosjobs]

So I have a pain pump to go along with my regular pain meds. A disc looking thing full of medicine attached to two small catheters in my incisions. Any time I start hurting, I push a button and I can feel medicine injected right into the painful areas. GB living in the first world.

Wait, who is this? What happened? What have I missed in the last month?

Pretty sure zooks went under the knife

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'd like to thank my GB Bobby Sac for saving my life. That boy good.

It was the hamster, wasn't it?

He got the ball rolling, but titfish really made me see things in a different light.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'd like to thank my GB Bobby Sac for saving my life. That boy good.

It was the hamster, wasn't it?

He got the ball rolling, but titfish really made me see things in a different light.

Gimme dem ####

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So I have a pain pump to go along with my regular pain meds. A disc looking thing full of medicine attached to two small catheters in my incisions. Any time I start hurting, I push a button and I can feel medicine injected right into the painful areas. GB living in the first world.

Wait, who is this? What happened? What have I missed in the last month?

Pretty sure zooks went under the knife

I had no idea. Get better, zooks. Will you be known as Charlotte or Nancy in the post-op world?

 

[cosjobs]

COSDOG LIVES

He's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

 

[cosjobs]

So I have a pain pump to go along with my regular pain meds. A disc looking thing full of medicine attached to two small catheters in my incisions. Any time I start hurting, I push a button and I can feel medicine injected right into the painful areas. GB living in the first world.

Wait, who is this? What happened? What have I missed in the last month?

Pretty sure zooks went under the knife

I had no idea. Get better, zooks. Will you be known as Charlotte or Nancy in the post-op world?

II thought it was something minor, like having his sixth toes removed. I had no idea about the morphine pump. I've always wanted on of those.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I thought the morphine pump was part of his SS gift.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why would anyone remove sixth toes? Being able to count to 23 before you have to take your pants off would be invaluable.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I just threw up in my pants a little.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This isn't Zooks, I just wish I was. This is Bogart, post double hernia/hydrocele removal/vasectomy. Feeling no pain.

Sorry to hear about your troubles in the bathing suit area.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

This isn't Zooks, I just wish I was.

This is Bogart, post double hernia/hydrocele removal/vasectomy.

Feeling no pain.

Sorry to hear about your troubles in the bathing suit area.

Point to where the doctor touched you.

 

[heckmanm]

So apparently there was an awesome "lesbian thread" yesterday and I missied it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So apparently there was an awesome "lesbian thread" yesterday and I missied it.

It was largely focused on beavers. Though there were appearances by angry beavers, as well.good times.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

YES!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

SS gift is "On FedEx vehicle for delivery"

 

[heckmanm]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

Great to hear, cos!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

Woof, Brah.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

Has he been hacky-sacking or joined a drum circle? Does he suddenly think "Dr. Who" is the greatest television show ever?

 

[Osaurus]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

Has he been hacky-sacking or joined a drum circle? Does he suddenly think "Dr. Who" is the greatest television show ever?

Also would have accepted The Prisoner.

 

[proninja]

So, apparently the reason my boss had a "no wives" policy for the Christmas party is because he wanted to go big for his employees. Dinner at one of the better steakhouses in town in a private room, whatever we wanted to drink/eat all night. Not sure exactly how much it cost, but had to have been well north of $2500 for a dozen people. That was pretty rad.

If it was truly whatever you wanted to drink, I'd think you could have reached that just in wine.

Easily. But we also wanted to come back next year, and were all somewhat respectful of the boss's pocketbook. Also, I work in a bike shop with a bunch of 25-35 year old guys who aren't exactly wine enthusiasts. There are exactly two of us there who paid any attention to the wine list.

 

[SofaKings]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

steak sandwich and bloody mary should balance things out. Don't want to go cold turkey.

 

[wadegarrett]

Giant Christmas Ale at lunch was an excellent call by me.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

COSDOG LIVESHe's back to 80% of his normal self this morning.

Has he been hacky-sacking or joined a drum circle? Does he suddenly think "Dr. Who" is the greatest television show ever?

Also would have accepted The Prisoner.

Ahhh...The Prisoner...yes.Would you have also accepted "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" or "Lidsville"?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I bought a nice 6-pack of Deschutes Jubelale last night, but then promptly dropped it down the stairs when I got home. No soldiers where lost though - looking forward to enjoying a few tonight.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

stoners like The Prisoner?

man that's a great show.