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'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'krista4 said:
What has two thumbs and is an complete mosquito magnet?Does anyone else have this problem? I've been with my mom and stepfather in Nicaragua for a week, and they have zero bites, while I have at least two dozen at any one time and they blow up the size of beisbols. Why do they always go for me before anyone else?!?! :rant: (Yes, I know you're sorry for my troubles with tropical paradises.)
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Stop using "On"?
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:lmao: :lmao: So silly yet so funny.
'Tiger Fan said:
'krista4 said:
What has two thumbs and is an complete mosquito magnetDoes anyone else have this problem? I've been with my mom and stepfather in Nicaragua for a week, and they have zero bites, while I have at least two dozen at any one time and they blow up the size of beisbols. Why do they always go for me before anyone else?!?! :rant: (Yes, I know you're sorry for my troubles with tropical paradises.)
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Cause you so sweet
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'rickyjgo said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'rickyjgo said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Keys, message from DP

1. He's welcome.

2. I want a pic of him in the mullet wig

3. The cookies aren't "loaded."
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Received my SS from Stryker this evening, if you see him around tell him thanks!!! I will post the bounty soon. The daughter already stole the Beaver Warmer.
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You stay the hell away. :rant:
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Homer, wait.beaver warmer

 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'krista4 said:
What has two thumbs and is an complete mosquito magnet?Does anyone else have this problem? I've been with my mom and stepfather in Nicaragua for a week, and they have zero bites, while I have at least two dozen at any one time and they blow up the size of beisbols. Why do they always go for me before anyone else?!?! :rant: (Yes, I know you're sorry for my troubles with tropical paradises.)
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Gopher basketball team now 1-0 in games what that I attend wearing an Oildale University Fishing Team t-shirt. Which reminds me, I got a box from the Llama today. Brb.

 
Jesus. My wife is looking at me in a whole new way and it's not a good way. Contents:

1 travel cup thing from Neira's Collision Center which has locations in both East Bakersfield and the Automall

1 True Tales of Animal Heroes paperback by Allan Zullo

1 portable corkscrew from the Visalia Marriott (home of the Visalia Oaks, a Twins minor league farm team)

1 name tag from Buck Owens' Crystal Palace, name scratched off

2 bottles of Famous Dave's Rich & Sassy BBQ Sauce

1 box of Dewar's Fine Candies

1 paperback copy of TV Super Stars by Jeffrey Feinman featuring the inside story on such stars as Henry Winkler and Donnie and Marie (published 1977, the year after I was born so Tanner probably read this his freshman college class)

1 heavy duty BBQ spatula branded by Famous Dave's (very nice)

1 bag tag from Kern County Disc Golf Club

1 DVD copy (opened) of Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens

1 bottle (1 pint, 6 oz) of Isabella Blonde Ale, brewed in Kern County

1 Bakersfield Life Magazine from June 2008 (The Meaning of Freedom cover story)

1 Cracked Magazine from 1980 (Empire Strikes Back edition - sweet)

1 hacky sack that looks like a football

1 keychain from Ride Share with a car on the end that lights up if you push the button

1 keychain from Motor City Auto Center (proudly serving Kern County)

1 keychain/bottle opener from BBVA Compass

1 keychain from State Farm agent Keith Stonebraker (oh come on) based in Bakersfield

1 keychain from Securitas that lights up when you press a button

1 keychain with an electronic football game that I haven't figured out yet attached

1 note reading "There is one more thing to come [ed note: already got the Oildale shirt]. I just have to wait until UPS stops [redacted] me. Oh, the Dewar's chews are a local delicacy. They are like crack designed as taffy. Enjoy. Happy Chanuka.

I feel so blessed. Between this and the shirt I feel like I never have to visit Bakersfield. Or the late 1970s. Thanks good buddy, and happy chanuka to you as well.

 
'Kubes said:
Jesus. My wife is looking at me in a whole new way and it's not a good way. Contents:

1 travel cup thing from Neira's Collision Center which has locations in both East Bakersfield and the Automall

1 True Tales of Animal Heroes paperback by Allan Zullo

1 portable corkscrew from the Visalia Marriott (home of the Visalia Oaks, a Twins minor league farm team)

1 name tag from Buck Owens' Crystal Palace, name scratched off

2 bottles of Famous Dave's Rich & Sassy BBQ Sauce

1 box of Dewar's Fine Candies

1 paperback copy of TV Super Stars by Jeffrey Feinman featuring the inside story on such stars as Henry Winkler and Donnie and Marie (published 1977, the year after I was born so Tanner probably read this his freshman college class)

1 heavy duty BBQ spatula branded by Famous Dave's (very nice)

1 bag tag from Kern County Disc Golf Club

1 DVD copy (opened) of Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens

1 bottle (1 pint, 6 oz) of Isabella Blonde Ale, brewed in Kern County

1 Bakersfield Life Magazine from June 2008 (The Meaning of Freedom cover story)

1 Cracked Magazine from 1980 (Empire Strikes Back edition - sweet)

1 hacky sack that looks like a football

1 keychain from Ride Share with a car on the end that lights up if you push the button

1 keychain from Motor City Auto Center (proudly serving Kern County)

1 keychain/bottle opener from BBVA Compass

1 keychain from State Farm agent Keith Stonebraker (oh come on) based in Bakersfield

1 keychain from Securitas that lights up when you press a button

1 keychain with an electronic football game that I haven't figured out yet attached

1 note reading "There is one more thing to come [ed note: already got the Oildale shirt]. I just have to wait until UPS stops [redacted] me. Oh, the Dewar's chews are a local delicacy. They are like crack designed as taffy. Enjoy. Happy Chanuka.

I feel so blessed. Between this and the shirt I feel like I never have to visit Bakersfield. Or the late 1970s. Thanks good buddy, and happy chanuka to you as well.
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'shuke said:
lllllama> was that Cracked just lying around your house or did you buy it?
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I had them laying around. Actually the Cracked was part of a big collection of MADs and Cracked that I found out my stepsister had stolen from me. About 10 years ago I stole them back when I was helping my dad and stepmom put a bunch of stuff into storage.
 
Secret Satan Package Contents

1 (one) WWE® Classic Super Stars Collector Series box containing Colonel Mustafa ™ VS Sgt. Slaughter ®.

At first I was confused because the Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter are dressed the same, but by looking into the history I see that Sgt. Slaughter spent many of his days playing a heal.

“Slaughter captured his only WWF Championship at the 1991 Royal Rumble, defeating The Ultimate Warrior following a run-in by "Macho King" Randy Savage. He thus became the thirteenth WWF Champion, but lost the belt in a match against Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VII. Slaughter soon introduced his newest ally, Colonel Mustafa (The Iron Sheik, Slaughter's old nemesis). Slaughter and company went on to feud with Hogan for months, including having a three-on-two handicap match at SummerSlam 1991, which saw the team of Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior prevail over Slaughter, Adnan, and Mustafa.” Wiki

I was then only confused by the two being paired against each other in the selected garb (that and the fact that the characters are obviously not to scale).

1 (one) Time Magazine titled “The Middle East” with an introduction by Jimmy Carter.

1 (one) Batman the Movie DVD starring Adam West and Burt Ward.

1 (one) Jaws the Revenge DVD. I do not think I have seen this one, but apparently this time it is personal.

1 (one) OSU Blanket with Sleeves.

6 (six) Latex free Laborie Urodynamic pressure monitoring lines and the supplies to assist in using these torture devices (the next time that I have to endure a catheter I will be sure to fly out to WI and punch your dickmitten quite properly…shudder).

4 (four) Tazo ® teabags, variety of flavors.

1 (one) packet of Hunt’s ® Tomato Ketchup

1 (one) packet Arby’s ® Sauce (Barbeque, not Horsey…they can’t all be winners).

1 (one) packet Taco Bell Border Sauce® (Hot) with “Wait, I want to remember you like this.” phrase.

1 (one) Crest® 3D White™ teeth whitener (upper and lower).

1 (one) Wet Nap

As strange as this was I don’t think I will enjoy another gift more this Christmas. Thanks again!!! Photos will be added as soon as I figure that part out. They are slightly blurry and I almost redid them, but they were taken on a cell phone and that seems to make it ok.

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I had a slight altercation at the grocery store this morning. I was walking from the lot to the front door. This car with all tinted windows is coming relatively fast for a Florida parking lot. She is very close to the sidewalk at the front door and stops abruptly. I can see she is on her phone. I see no indication from her to go in front or anything other than phone to head. The car is already past me a little so I walk in front of it diagonally to get into the store. I shake my head as I walk by. She then honks the horn at me. I then turn around and give her the one finger salute. She then pulls up a little more and rolls down her window and yells "I was just being polite sir". She then tears off. I guess I was wrong for losing my temper with an inappropriate gesture, but come on. To me this is really discourteous.

I imagine it is like this in most places where you feel most vulnerable as a pedestrian in a lot full of moving cars. In Florida, it is downright bat#### crazy. I am apprehensive all the time on foot now. A lot of pedestrians get clipped in Tampa all the time. Maybe I should just start having my food delivered.

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So traveling today has gotten off to a rocky start. I'm flying Frontier to Dallas, and switching airlines, flying Continental to Houston. So, I figure I won't check my bag because they'll completely screw that up.

My bag didn't fit in the overhead compartment. So I have to awkwardly walk out of the plane and bug a crapton of people. I ask them to gate check it, but the guy helping me doesn't speak English as his first language. He writes a ticket to check it to Dallas. I tell him no, I'm going to Houston on a different airline.

I helped him fill in the details on the ticket, which he screwed up a few times. I think I got it right eventually, but who knows. The problem is, when they screw this up, I have no idea how I'm going to get them to track my bag.

Anyway, I get on the plane, and there's someone in my seat. The flight attendant in the back is absolutely no help. "Well, there's someone sitting there, so you should go talk to the gate agent." Thanks.

I walk up, the other flight attendant looks confused. I explain the situation to her, and I'm frustrated, so I have an attitude about it.

She promptly sits me in first class. God bless people who give a damn.

How do I write a review on a flight attendant? Is there somewhere on frontier.com I can do this?

 
My daughter loves Elmo, so we're watching an Elmo's Workd segment on Sesame Street. For those not as well versed on the Elmo's World format, there is a segment where kids tell Elmo's pet fish (Dorothy) about different things.

In this particular episode, kids were telling Dorothy about their pets. The first kid talks about his pet lizards and how they change their colors depending on if they're hot or cold, happy or scared. The second kid talks about his cat, says it's a calico, what that means, etc.

The third kid has a guinea pig. All he says is "This is my guinea pig. He can't talk."

This made me want to laugh so bad. It also made me feel like an awful person because the kid had Downs Syndrome. :mellow:

 
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Hungover as crap today. Drank heavy German beers until 9:30 then decided to hit a bar near my house and put back some whiskey and tequila. Bad idea. Also left my credit card there when I stumbled home.

Walking to my car in the cold at 5:30 and my 6 AM meeting was super duper fun. I need to get out of here around noon today or I might not make it.

 
'Drifter said:
Hungover as crap today. Drank heavy German beers until 9:30 then decided to hit a bar near my house and put back some whiskey and tequila. Bad idea. Also left my credit card there when I stumbled home.Walking to my car in the cold at 5:30 and my 6 AM meeting was super duper fun. I need to get out of here around noon today or I might not make it.
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Good lord, are you going to have a little time off now? Are you involved in return shipping?
 
'rickyjgo said:
Secret Satan Package Contents

1 (one) WWE® Classic Super Stars Collector Series box containing Colonel Mustafa ™ VS Sgt. Slaughter ®.

At first I was confused because the Iron Sheik and Sgt. Slaughter are dressed the same, but by looking into the history I see that Sgt. Slaughter spent many of his days playing a heal.

"Slaughter captured his only WWF Championship at the 1991 Royal Rumble, defeating The Ultimate Warrior following a run-in by "Macho King" Randy Savage. He thus became the thirteenth WWF Champion, but lost the belt in a match against Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania VII. Slaughter soon introduced his newest ally, Colonel Mustafa (The Iron Sheik, Slaughter's old nemesis). Slaughter and company went on to feud with Hogan for months, including having a three-on-two handicap match at SummerSlam 1991, which saw the team of Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior prevail over Slaughter, Adnan, and Mustafa." Wiki

I was then only confused by the two being paired against each other in the selected garb (that and the fact that the characters are obviously not to scale).

1 (one) Time Magazine titled "The Middle East" with an introduction by Jimmy Carter.

1 (one) Batman the Movie DVD starring Adam West and Burt Ward.

1 (one) Jaws the Revenge DVD. I do not think I have seen this one, but apparently this time it is personal.

1 (one) OSU Blanket with Sleeves.

6 (six) Latex free Laborie Urodynamic pressure monitoring lines and the supplies to assist in using these torture devices (the next time that I have to endure a catheter I will be sure to fly out to WI and punch your dickmitten quite properly…shudder).

4 (four) Tazo ® teabags, variety of flavors.

1 (one) packet of Hunt's ® Tomato Ketchup

1 (one) packet Arby's ® Sauce (Barbeque, not Horsey…they can't all be winners).

1 (one) packet Taco Bell Border Sauce® (Hot) with "Wait, I want to remember you like this." phrase.

1 (one) Crest® 3D White™ teeth whitener (upper and lower).

1 (one) Wet Nap

As strange as this was I don't think I will enjoy another gift more this Christmas. Thanks again!!! Photos will be added as soon as I figure that part out. They are slightly blurry and I almost redid them, but they were taken on a cell phone and that seems to make it ok.

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I was also disappointed to see that Sgt Slaughter wasn't his typical "American" self. I should have looked closer when ordering, sorry about that.Also we are out of ultrasound gel so catheter lube and tubes is next on the "WTF List"

:thubmup: Merry Christmas GB

 
'cosjobs said:
'Drifter said:
Hungover as crap today. Drank heavy German beers until 9:30 then decided to hit a bar near my house and put back some whiskey and tequila. Bad idea. Also left my credit card there when I stumbled home.Walking to my car in the cold at 5:30 and my 6 AM meeting was super duper fun. I need to get out of here around noon today or I might not make it.
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Good lord, are you going to have a little time off now? Are you involved in return shipping?
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I'm involved in all shipping. I'll be back at it on Tuesday. Normally would be pretty slow but half the place bugs out of here that week so for those of us left behind it will still be fairly busy but nothing like the last 2 months.
 
'Kubes said:
1 paperback copy of TV Super Stars by Jeffrey Feinman featuring the inside story on such stars as Henry Winkler and Donnie and Marie (published 1977, the year after I was born so Tanner probably read this his freshman college class)
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:lmao: I was a little buzzed last night so I didn't notice this at first. Dickpunch.
 
'Guster said:
Just got my SS box from Zooks :lmao:pics forthcoming
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Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)
 
I would like to thank the Texans for allowing Indy to beat them last night. Now the Rams can blow another 1st round overall pick.

ETA

BTW, they called me a couple of days ago wanting my opinion on the organization. Funny stuff.

 
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'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
Just got my SS box from Zooks :lmao:

pics forthcoming
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Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)
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The complete bountyA Poison tshirt - a size too big, but i'm sure it'll shrink or i'll grow

Some entertainment for those lonely nights

A cool book on Fenway - pretty rad :thumbup:

A pass to the Tri-Community YMCA - expires soon, too bad I'm not heading home for the holidays because this would be worth the 2 1/2 hour drive from my parent's house just for the shtick factor.

And of course, if i got hungry along the way, i could always use some of my new Arby's coupons... which would be good because they are only valid in West Springfield, Chicopee, Worcester, Auburn MA, and Enfield CT

Fortunately I still have a buy-one, get-one coupon for a Beef & Cheddar sandwich that is good anywhere

Also included was a sweet Southbridge Savings Bank pen

5 raffle tickets (Zooks, what did i win?)

A scratch ticket, already scratched...but hey, at least he included a nice note on the back

And to top it all off, the Zooks guide to sexy time

 
'Guster said:
'Gadzooks said:
'Guster said:
Just got my SS box from Zooks :lmao:

pics forthcoming
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Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)
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The complete bountyA Poison tshirt - a size too big, but i'm sure it'll shrink or i'll grow

Some entertainment for those lonely nights

A cool book on Fenway - pretty rad :thumbup:

A pass to the Tri-Community YMCA - expires soon, too bad I'm not heading home for the holidays because this would be worth the 2 1/2 hour drive from my parent's house just for the shtick factor.

And of course, if i got hungry along the way, i could always use some of my new Arby's coupons... which would be good because they are only valid in West Springfield, Chicopee, Worcester, Auburn MA, and Enfield CT

Fortunately I still have a buy-one, get-one coupon for a Beef & Cheddar sandwich that is good anywhere

Also included was a sweet Southbridge Savings Bank pen

5 raffle tickets (Zooks, what did i win?)

A scratch ticket, already scratched...but hey, at least he included a nice note on the back

And to top it all off, the Zooks guide to sexy time
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Went to put the box away and found this gem in the bottom:front

back

Off to figure out what the Big Y Savings Club is...

 
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