You know what's great about getting into fights with your ex-wife? You get reminded how happy you are that you're not married to the ##### anymore.
Did I ever tell you the story about my buddy's horrible ex-wife calling him on the way home from the doctor?
is this a shecky green joke I'm not remembering?
Buddy of mine, we'll call him Brad, was married to this heinous witch of a woman for about 10 years. Right after the split she moves in with this dude she works with. A few months later she calls him on the way home from the doctor. It was Brad's weekend with their son.Witch: Hey Brad? Is there any way you can kid Junior another day?Brad: No problem, what's up?Witch: I did something to my neck. It's really stiff and it hurts. I'm driving back from the doctor now.Brad: Yeah, sure.Witch: Thank you. I should be able....About that time the dude she was shacking up with, who was driving the car, apparently wasn't driving carefully enough.Witch: WATCH THE ### #### BUMPS! MY ####ING NECK HURTS! Brad said it took everything he had not to just start busting up into the phone. Later on he told me that that was the moment he finally realized he was so much happier without her.