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1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.Moral of the story: people suck.
Cheap bastage.
 
my advice to GMTAN: steer clear of the State of the Union thread

#### there are a lot of dumb people in there

it's like a who's who of the worst posters in this forum

 
Still at the airport. May be in a relationship with the bartender. Also establishing conditions for marriage with my paralegal,

 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
Yeah, please see my post on free furniture.
 
'JaxBill said:
'NCCommish said:
'urbanhack said:
'NCCommish said:
'Kubes said:
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
You mean like, Megashark vs. Giant Octopus and Dinocroc vs. Supergator?Sweet.
It was the late 60's early 70's and we hadn't discovered those things yet. More old school than that, lots of B&W. Story of my life - born too late for free love and too early for cool creature movies.
How about Sammy Terry??
Nope. Just the generic Creature Feature. I guess it was sold to independent stations so they had some content. No cool hosts or anything. But we did get Kung Fu Theater with it.
We had Dr.Shock with our Horror Theatrehttp://www.maskdr.com/DrShock/clips.html
In Dayton, we had
A used car salesman with white makeup? Dumb.
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
Yeah, please see my post on free furniture.
I missed this. Cliff's notes?By the way, my response was to send the guy some recommendations for area hostels. A subtler form of saying go eff yourself, ya cheap bastage.

 
The new house has a bathroom right outside the master bedroom. Yes, we have one in the bedroom too and the logistics of having two toilets so close as seemed weird and confusing to me.

Anyhow, I didn't make home from work until 8 and was greeted with screaming kids and a pissed off wife. I was tired but fine up to that point but that wore on me really fast. We got the boys to bed and I hit the sheets around 9:30. My wife knows me pretty well and it had been a few days since lovemaking and I had GM's story still fresh in my mind. So things started happening when I start getting a headache. I considered bailing but I had my eyes on the prize. Things start getting more intense and now my stomach hurts really bad. My wife asks me if I going to kiss her or just treat her like a whore. I didn't want to tell her about my internal problems because I still had work to do. So despite awful things going on inside me, I somehow manage to finish my job. Five seconds later, still with full wood, I'm running to the master bath and being puking my guts out. My wife standing behind me in her birthday suit was not amused. I haven't been physically ill in a long time and forgot just bad it was. She gets me back to bed and a few minutes later I realize that the other end of my digestive track is aborting. So I run to the hall bathroom and recreate the bathroom scene from Dumb & Dumber. It was like this every twenty minutes from 10 last night until 6 this morning. I also forgot how bad dry heaving was. All I have in my system now is a Vicodin. I think I'm going to die. On the plus side, I lost 7 pounds overnight.

Woz< :bye:

 
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1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
Yeah, please see my post on free furniture.
I missed this. Cliff's notes?

By the way, my response was to send the guy some recommendations for area hostels. A subtler form of saying go eff yourself, ya cheap bastage.
Link
 
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The new house has a bathroom right outside the master bedroom. Yes, we have one in the bedroom too and the logistics of having two toilets so close as seemed weird and confusing to me.
Our house has a setup like this. The hall bath is less than six feet from the entrance to the master bathroom. I've set up shop in there and never use the master. It keeps me from having to hear Angrywife complain about magazines being left around on the floor or any mysterious bowl stains.
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
Yeah, please see my post on free furniture.
I missed this. Cliff's notes?

By the way, my response was to send the guy some recommendations for area hostels. A subtler form of saying go eff yourself, ya cheap bastage.
Link
Oh good god.
Well hell, K4 missed my TimDraft joke. :kicksrock:
:( Sorry. I'm really not feeling well tonight and am therefore dumb.
 
The new house has a bathroom right outside the master bedroom. Yes, we have one in the bedroom too and the logistics of having two toilets so close as seemed weird and confusing to me.
Our house has a setup like this. The hall bath is less than six feet from the entrance to the master bathroom. I've set up shop in there and never use the master. It keeps me from having to hear Angrywife complain about magazines being left around on the floor or any mysterious bowl stains.
I can truly see the genius in the set up now. The smell emanating from my bowels is what I imagine the sewers below a slaughter house must smell like. Plus I got some pretty good exercise running between them.
 
:yes: That was just the intro - the movies were worse. I saw at least a dozen of those movies years later with two robots and a guy stuck in space riffing on them.
 
I want to give a shout out to St. Louis Bob for the text and offer of a care package.

Made me feel good.

OK, that sounded gay, but he's a good guy. I know he's on a forced vacation, but still wanted to give him a shout out.

 
Cos, did we ever coax some folks down from Seattle for this weekend? Rover? Drifter? Pigskin? Ninja? Brit? !? You know who I want to party with? The guy up in Seattle who is a zoo keeper. Valence or some such? That guy would be fun to party with.Wonder if any Portland people would be up for a cornhole.....Tommyboy? Um....I think that's it.
I could possibly do Saturday night/Sunday. I might be buying a new truck this weekend though
You don't want mine? Orig sticker was over $40K, so it should be high end enough for you.
I'm getting a vendor discount in a new f-150.
if its not 15K under invoice walk away. And I am not talking in comparison to mine I'm talking in comparison of other new trucks.
 
I want to give a shout out to St. Louis Bob for the text and offer of a care package.Made me feel good.OK, that sounded gay, but he's a good guy. I know he's on a forced vacation, but still wanted to give him a shout out.
:thumbup: And condolences Pack - sorry about your loss.
 
Cos, did we ever coax some folks down from Seattle for this weekend? Rover? Drifter? Pigskin? Ninja? Brit? !? You know who I want to party with? The guy up in Seattle who is a zoo keeper. Valence or some such? That guy would be fun to party with.Wonder if any Portland people would be up for a cornhole.....Tommyboy? Um....I think that's it.
-fish- was the only one who sounded very excited about it, but he's out of town til Sat., I think and I kind of doubt he'll sober up long enough to make the drive.I mentioned it to Brit, P, Ninja and Drifter when I first made the plans, And you're right, I forgot Valens or whoever was up there. We should try and track him down.
valence moved to san diego to work at the world famous san diego zoo, so he's probably out:coffee:
 
Cos, did we ever coax some folks down from Seattle for this weekend? Rover? Drifter? Pigskin? Ninja? Brit? !? You know who I want to party with? The guy up in Seattle who is a zoo keeper. Valence or some such? That guy would be fun to party with.Wonder if any Portland people would be up for a cornhole.....Tommyboy? Um....I think that's it.
-fish- was the only one who sounded very excited about it, but he's out of town til Sat., I think and I kind of doubt he'll sober up long enough to make the drive.I mentioned it to Brit, P, Ninja and Drifter when I first made the plans, And you're right, I forgot Valens or whoever was up there. We should try and track him down.
valence moved to san diego to work at the world famous san diego zoo, so he's probably out:coffee:
amtrak down?
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
So I guess this means if I use the place I shouldn't ask for 100% off, full travel expenses, and an open account for hookers and blow? :kicksrock:

 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
Yeah, please see my post on free furniture.
I missed this. Cliff's notes?By the way, my response was to send the guy some recommendations for area hostels. A subtler form of saying go eff yourself, ya cheap bastage.
:lmao:
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.Moral of the story: people suck.
"hey, so it turns out that my property manager booked that week not 10 minutes ago"edit: I like your response better
 
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We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids. I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
And around 1am, the TV went to snow as all the channels went off the air for the night.
Not before they played a pretty low-budget version of the Star Spangled Banner or Taps or some such....what a strange tradition.
Yeah the Taps thing always bothered me. It was like we were burying the country or something.
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
So I guess this means if I use the place I shouldn't ask for 100% off, full travel expenses, and an open account for hookers and blow? :kicksrock:
Srsly. I was going to offer those same terms, but if Krista is gonna be a jerk about it, I'm not even gonna bother. Jeez.
 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
So I guess this means if I use the place I shouldn't ask for 100% off, full travel expenses, and an open account for hookers and blow? :kicksrock:
Srsly. I was going to offer those same terms, but if Krista is gonna be a jerk about it, I'm not even gonna bother. Jeez.
Preach on brother. The greed of the one percent is out of control.
 
We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids.

I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
And around 1am, the TV went to snow as all the channels went off the air for the night.
Not before they played a pretty low-budget version of the Star Spangled Banner or Taps or some such....what a strange tradition.
Yeah the Taps thing always bothered me. It was like we were burying the country or something.
Taps was traditionally played at the end of the day or for "lights out" at military installations.
 
We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids.

I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
And around 1am, the TV went to snow as all the channels went off the air for the night.
Not before they played a pretty low-budget version of the Star Spangled Banner or Taps or some such....what a strange tradition.
Yeah the Taps thing always bothered me. It was like we were burying the country or something.
Taps was traditionally played at the end of the day or for "lights out" at military installations.
Yeah I got that once I went in the military but as youngster the only time I had heard it was at funerals.
 
We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids.

I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
And around 1am, the TV went to snow as all the channels went off the air for the night.
Not before they played a pretty low-budget version of the Star Spangled Banner or Taps or some such....what a strange tradition.
Yeah the Taps thing always bothered me. It was like we were burying the country or something.
Taps was traditionally played at the end of the day or for "lights out" at military installations.
Yeah I got that once I went in the military but as youngster the only time I had heard it was at funerals.
Sounds like maybe you were up past your bedtime.Little pitchers have big ears.

 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
So I guess this means if I use the place I shouldn't ask for 100% off, full travel expenses, and an open account for hookers and blow? :kicksrock:
Srsly. I was going to offer those same terms, but if Krista is gonna be a jerk about it, I'm not even gonna bother. Jeez.
Preach on brother. The greed of the one percent is out of control.
Occupy Krista!!!! :unsure:

 
1. You people were way too prolific today for me to catch up. Who's doing today's summary?

2. I was letting one of my paralegals use our vacation house for free for five nights in March. Now she can't go, and someone else we work with, with whom I'm spoken maybe 3-4 times, told her that he would be interested in staying there in her stead. So he e-mailed me and asked about it--I sent him all kinds of info to which his only response was to ask what kind of discount I'd give him. After thinking about it a while, and again I barely know the guy, I offered to let him stay there for half-price. He then asked me if I could take 70% off instead.

Moral of the story: people suck.
So I guess this means if I use the place I shouldn't ask for 100% off, full travel expenses, and an open account for hookers and blow? :kicksrock:
Srsly. I was going to offer those same terms, but if Krista is gonna be a jerk about it, I'm not even gonna bother. Jeez.
Preach on brother. The greed of the one percent is out of control.
Occupy Krista!!!! :unsure:
IN!I mean. Um...

I'm pitching a tent...

Er...

Nevermind.

 
My cornhole list1.2.3.:(I'm holding out hope for the Upstate NY Cornhole Zooks and I discussed once. We could have it at some crappy casino like Turning Stone. He could grab Thorn, and meet me and Bakes and maybe Homer for a night serious drinking and shenanigans. I know it won't happen, but a man can dream.
you should try for steve tasker and bakes. good beer peeps
Yea, I still have some family up Tasker's way. Next time I head up there we should meet at Duff's or the Anchor Bar. I haven't been to either in ages and miss me some Buffalo wings and beer.
Buffalo is only a couple hours from me...interesting.
How far are you from Pittsburgh? I'm going to be there for St. Patie's Day weekend to see Rollins.
Less than an hour. :ohboy:
I'm just south of Pittsburgh
 
Dear Nighttime Homer,

We really need to discuss your recent activities. There is obviously nothing wrong with having a few drinks and hanging out with your friends. But when you down most of a bottle of vodka and hook up with a bartender you have no business messing around with, it reflects poorly on me. Also, I would occasionally enjoy waking up without feeling like I got hit by a truck.

And one more thing...when you're done making crock pot chicken, please put the lube away.

Thanks buddy!

Yours in Christ,

Daytime Homer

 
We are babysitting our 18-month-old nephew this morning. We arrived to find him engrossed in a cartoon. Great. I take him in the kitchen briefly and my husband changes the TV to ESPN. I tell him to please change it back, and that his world (getting to watch what he wants, when he wants, etc.) is going to be rocked if we have kids.

I ran to the store for about 20 minutes just now. I came back to find that he had rolled the kid's high chair into the living room, right in front of the TV, and plopped the kid in it so as to limit all that toddling around. I can't decide whether to be super impressed or frightened for our potential children.
My dad watched what he wanted when he wanted and used me as the remote control. I got in trouble if I spun the channel changer knob to fast.
And you only had 3 channels, but THAT'S THE WAY IT WAS AND YOU LIKE IT?
Actually we had more than that. We also had PBS and at least one UHF channel that showed wrasslin', Creature Feature movies, etc.
And around 1am, the TV went to snow as all the channels went off the air for the night.
Not before they played a pretty low-budget version of the Star Spangled Banner or Taps or some such....what a strange tradition.
Yeah the Taps thing always bothered me. It was like we were burying the country or something.
Taps was traditionally played at the end of the day or for "lights out" at military installations.
Yeah I got that once I went in the military but as youngster the only time I had heard it was at funerals.
Sounds like maybe you were up past your bedtime.Little pitchers have big ears.
Perhaps a wee bit past.
 

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