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I should try to find a pic of my 20 year old nephew. Shants: Yes

Slip-on tennies: Yes

Too-tight ironic t-shirt: Yes

Zip-up hoody: Yes

Nerdy glasses: Yes

Junk-drawer scissors haircut: Yes

Pissy anti-social attitude and thinks he discovered Ayn Rand: Yes
:excited: My people!

 
Forrest - cos is going solo in cake this year. Tired of having you drag him down. Sign up thread in baseball forum.

 
If and when the Hipsters need a new king, I'm ready to lead them. :thumbup:
:lmao: OMGYou own an antique gas pump?
I don't, but my boss does. Was a gift from his FIL. Pretty cool looking, if you're into such things. It's an old Gulf gas pump with an orange light up top, fully restored. :nerd:
How much gas does it hold?
pay at the pump?
PLEASE ENTER ZIP CODE

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAR WASH TODAY?

 
If and when the Hipsters need a new king, I'm ready to lead them. :thumbup:
:lmao: OMGYou own an antique gas pump?
I don't, but my boss does. Was a gift from his FIL. Pretty cool looking, if you're into such things. It's an old Gulf gas pump with an orange light up top, fully restored. :nerd:
How much gas does it hold?
pay at the pump?
PLEASE ENTER ZIP CODE

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAR WASH TODAY?
GFY!
 
If and when the Hipsters need a new king, I'm ready to lead them. :thumbup:
:lmao: OMGYou own an antique gas pump?
I don't, but my boss does. Was a gift from his FIL. Pretty cool looking, if you're into such things. It's an old Gulf gas pump with an orange light up top, fully restored. :nerd:
How much gas does it hold?
pay at the pump?
PLEASE ENTER ZIP CODE

WOULD YOU LIKE A CAR WASH TODAY?
GFY!
WOULD YOU LIKE A RECEIPT?

 
Forrest - cos is going solo in cake this year. Tired of having you drag him down. Sign up thread in baseball forum.
He went solo last year too, Mr. Memory. I'm sure he finished in the money since I wasn't dragging him down....oh, wait. I'm out for this year. Drafting with Finless is agonizing, the limits on pitching suck, 16 people is too many and I didn't appreciate the comparisons to zippy, smoo and bernie madoff for taking an entire week to paypal all the winners.

 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas. :cool:
Does your husband pump yours?
only when my vag is achy.
I always wondered why the no self-serve thing is all about. What's the reasoning behind it?
"Public Safety" and job creation.Makes some sense. Not sure 100% of the population should be trusted handling gallons of gasoline all nimbly pimbly. Plus, we prefer that the poor get cancer from benezene exposure here.
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
:hifive: Sometimes I like to flick lit matches at the peasants.
That's pretty good. I like to pull up to one pump, wait for them to stroll out to my car, then circle around to another pump. If I've been drinking, I'll just roll forward and backwards on that little hose that makes the 'ding ding' noise. They LOVE that.
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
I have a stop light mounted to a stand, with a little dimmer switch on top. Of course it's been in my garage since 1997.

 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
Nice. Big fan of the Wooden Cable Spool Coffee Table. :thumbup:
With matching cinder block shelves of course
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
I have a stop light mounted to a stand, with a little dimmer switch on top. Of course it's been in my garage since 1997.
15 year anniversary this year?
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
I have a stop light mounted to a stand, with a little dimmer switch on top. Of course it's been in my garage since 1997.
15 year anniversary this year?
I was surprised to learn the traditional gift for 15 years is razor blades.
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
I have a stop light mounted to a stand, with a little dimmer switch on top. Of course it's been in my garage since 1997.
15 year anniversary this year?
I was surprised to learn the traditional gift for 15 years is razor blades.
Remember "up the highway not across the street"

 
Forrest - cos is going solo in cake this year. Tired of having you drag him down. Sign up thread in baseball forum.
He went solo last year too, Mr. Memory. I'm sure he finished in the money since I wasn't dragging him down....oh, wait. I'm out for this year. Drafting with Finless is agonizing, the limits on pitching suck, 16 people is too many and I didn't appreciate the comparisons to zippy, smoo and bernie madoff for taking an entire week to paypal all the winners.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Is it me or is GM a bit sensitive of late

Sounds like a great league though :thumbup:

 
Forrest - cos is going solo in cake this year. Tired of having you drag him down. Sign up thread in baseball forum.
He went solo last year too, Mr. Memory. I'm sure he finished in the money since I wasn't dragging him down....oh, wait. I'm out for this year. Drafting with Finless is agonizing, the limits on pitching suck, 16 people is too many and I didn't appreciate the comparisons to zippy, smoo and bernie madoff for taking an entire week to paypal all the winners.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Is it me or is GM a bit sensitive of late

Sounds like a great league though :thumbup:
You can take my spot.
 
lol @ you suckers pumping your own gas.

:cool:
:hifive: Oregon and New Jersey...only two states where we let other people pump it for us.

Good Gulf Gas
That's cool.My brother has a tow-truck sitting in the middle of his living room. One of my neighbors keeps a 50 gal oil drum on his dining room table.
I have a stop light mounted to a stand, with a little dimmer switch on top. Of course it's been in my garage since 1997.
15 year anniversary this year?
I was surprised to learn the traditional gift for 15 years is razor blades.
For face or wrist?
 

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