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[Gadzooks]

see ya zooks!

Perhaps I should've gone with the sharting story.

 

[General Malaise]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

Pickles.

 

[Bogart]

God ####### Bless You 'Zooks. God ####### Bless You.

That story made it a bit dusty in here.

 

[NCCommish]

see ya zooks!

Perhaps I should've gone with the sharting story.

No I think this story was the right choice.

 

[General Malaise]

They sell ketchup and BBQ sauce at stores and stuff.

woah woah woah, back the horse up here... they do what now??we don't all make north of boston lawyer salaries around here!

We'll chip in. I'll commit to the first $25 for groceries. Empty the fridge, the freezer, the linen closet, the cabinet under the sink that has like half a can of Raid and dishwashing detergent with congealed #### all around the cap, the medicine cabinet, the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, most of the bathroom closet, and everything under the bed. That should be a good start. Make sure she has to make multiple trips. When she leaves, go to the neighbors' and find #### they don't want anymore. Give her all of that, too.

she already packed up all the bathroom supplies. after the great spice draft of last night, i think you're right that i just need to let her pick what she wants while i sit in my chair and drink

Please tell me you got the Cumin.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

 

[Guster]

someone needs to fire up a Puscasso alias

 

[Guster]

They sell ketchup and BBQ sauce at stores and stuff.

woah woah woah, back the horse up here... they do what now??we don't all make north of boston lawyer salaries around here!

We'll chip in. I'll commit to the first $25 for groceries. Empty the fridge, the freezer, the linen closet, the cabinet under the sink that has like half a can of Raid and dishwashing detergent with congealed #### all around the cap, the medicine cabinet, the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, most of the bathroom closet, and everything under the bed. That should be a good start. Make sure she has to make multiple trips. When she leaves, go to the neighbors' and find #### they don't want anymore. Give her all of that, too.

she already packed up all the bathroom supplies. after the great spice draft of last night, i think you're right that i just need to let her pick what she wants while i sit in my chair and drink

Please tell me you got the Cumin.

that was actually the biggest point of contention, she claimed she bought that with her own money, so it was hers

 

[huskers15]

For some reason I walked around my house naked and shouted "USA USA USA USA"

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Are the Celtics any good this year?

 

[urbanhack]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

WordPress

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Cute professor class in tee minus 15. I have pics of dead puppies and Rosanne Arnold's boobies on my ipod to counter the books-rising-in-my-lap syndrome.

Please send thoughts & prayers in my difficult hour. Thanks.

this is the one that's like 55, right?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

They sell ketchup and BBQ sauce at stores and stuff.

woah woah woah, back the horse up here... they do what now??we don't all make north of boston lawyer salaries around here!

We'll chip in. I'll commit to the first $25 for groceries. Empty the fridge, the freezer, the linen closet, the cabinet under the sink that has like half a can of Raid and dishwashing detergent with congealed #### all around the cap, the medicine cabinet, the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, most of the bathroom closet, and everything under the bed. That should be a good start. Make sure she has to make multiple trips. When she leaves, go to the neighbors' and find #### they don't want anymore. Give her all of that, too.

she already packed up all the bathroom supplies. after the great spice draft of last night, i think you're right that i just need to let her pick what she wants while i sit in my chair and drink

Please tell me you got the Cumin.

Sounds like 'Zooks got the cumin

 

[Bob Sacamano]

ROCKGATE

URG, too.

Seriously. WTF?

You watching NEO today?

Every day

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I accidentally gave the 22-yo an inappropriate rating. I'll just pretend I'm doing it because she was too appropriately clothed.

 

[Sweet J]

Bravo

:banging my head against my keyboard:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

She has absolutely FORBIDDEN that any "inappropriate pictures" of her ever be taken with my phone

A man from FedEx will be there in 4 hours. Inside the box he's carrying is my phone. Speak of me fondly when I'm gone.

 

[Gadzooks]

7 User(s) are reading this topic

4 members, 2 guests, 1 anonymous users

Gadzooks, Puscasso, shuke, Sweet J

 

[shuke]

Wow, I actually just got a semi-chub there.

 

[shuke]

For some reason I walked around my house naked and shouted "USA USA USA USA"

 

[shuke]

They sell ketchup and BBQ sauce at stores and stuff.

woah woah woah, back the horse up here... they do what now??we don't all make north of boston lawyer salaries around here!

We'll chip in. I'll commit to the first $25 for groceries. Empty the fridge, the freezer, the linen closet, the cabinet under the sink that has like half a can of Raid and dishwashing detergent with congealed #### all around the cap, the medicine cabinet, the cabinet under the sink in the bathroom, most of the bathroom closet, and everything under the bed. That should be a good start. Make sure she has to make multiple trips. When she leaves, go to the neighbors' and find #### they don't want anymore. Give her all of that, too.

she already packed up all the bathroom supplies. after the great spice draft of last night, i think you're right that i just need to let her pick what she wants while i sit in my chair and drink

Please tell me you got the Cumin.

 

[shuke]

Hey Forrest, I put an impromptu poll in the cake league thread about changing innings limits and buy-in. Half the responses are shtick, which is why I'm not wasting any more energy on it. I tried.

 

[cosjobs]

Why is everyone ignoring me?

 

[YSR]

Oh, hey guys.

 

[bryhamm]

Why is everyone ignoring me?

why'd you break the web?

 

[Osaurus]

Greetings from my HOA meeting.

 

[YSR]

Hey Frosty> Bennett just called me. The voice mail gave some interesting insight into the Frostillicus' household.

 

[-fish-]

For some reason I walked around my house naked and shouted "USA USA USA USA" I drank the most satisfying and refreshing glass of orange juice I've ever tasted. I really think that OJ just tastes better after secks in the morning. Then again, I think everything is better after secks in the morning. I wish I could share this feeling with all of you. I wish I could hug you all, well most of you at least.

will you promise to put your pants on first?

 

[-fish-]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

 

[Guster]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

Nice work. That's friggin' awesome. Sounds like you're gonna have some fun with this one. I was wondering if there was an update

 

[proninja]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

Nice work. That's friggin' awesome. Sounds like you're gonna have some fun with this one. I was wondering if there was an update

I don't know if "fun" is the goal with this one. Think he's pretty fond of her.

 

[kevzilla]

Why is everyone ignoring me?

Check airfare to Louisville and Lexington, the drive wouldn't be too bad.

 

[-fish-]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

Nice work. That's friggin' awesome. Sounds like you're gonna have some fun with this one. I was wondering if there was an update

I don't know if "fun" is the goal with this one. Think he's pretty fond of her.

yeah, she could be my next ex-wife.

 

[jplvr]

Oh, hello everyone.

 

[Bogart]

I got too much work done today.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Cute professor class in tee minus 15. I have pics of dead puppies and Rosanne Arnold's boobies on my ipod to counter the books-rising-in-my-lap syndrome.

Please send thoughts & prayers in my difficult hour. Thanks.

this is the one that's like 55, right?

What? No. I'd say she's in her early 40s, tops. I just met her this week.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

Something like this just happened to me. Remember the ex-student 21 year old? We're at the same uni now and tonight I shot her a random text asking what's up. She immediately responded FROM INSIDE THE LIBRARY (sorry for the caps, Rick. I wanted to sound dramatic). We met up in my little study carrel (a small, private 10 by 5 foot room for PhD students). We hung out. We talked. I told her about my boner for Cute Professor. When describing Cute Professor she suddenly interrupted me and said, "so she's like you?" and that's when I realized that three years ago she used to imagine railing me in class like I imagined railing Cute Professor. Awkward moment.She leaves. I go to my teach my classes. It's the first day. I'm about to introduce myself when I get a text. It's the 21 year old telling me how she's been giving out fellatio like presents lately, then describes her technique with detail. G@d d@mmm it. I had to teach sitting at my desk for the first 30 minutes.

 

[Stoneys]

Zooks for how goood your story was yesterday, it still needs a homeless guy in it

 

[Mr.Pack]

A big Thank You to St. Louis Bob. He sent me a care package and a nice card following my Mom's death.

The package was awesome, and the card brought tears to my eyes. Completely hand written.

Thank you Bob, you're a great person.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

can't hold up to zooks, but yesterday my paralegal started sexting me as I was taking a deposition. I was so distracted I kept losing track of my questions and what exhibits I was asking about. she kept at it for the three hours it lasted. when it was over, I was unable to stand up to say goodbye to the other lawyers. when I finally left the conference room to go to my office she was laughing hysterically at me.

Nice work. That's friggin' awesome. Sounds like you're gonna have some fun with this one. I was wondering if there was an update

I don't know if "fun" is the goal with this one. Think he's pretty fond of her.

yeah, she could be my next ex-wife.

 

[Kubes]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

I use blogger. I don't know. I don't know.

 

[Kubes]

Hey Frosty> Bennett just called me. The voice mail gave some interesting insight into the Frostillicus' household.

What!? Oh crap. What'd we say?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

I use blogger. I don't know. I don't know.

Blogger is great for all of this imo. My blog is a two author deal until we finally end up joining forces with Frosty.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Does anyone play internet poker anymore?

If so where?

Is LeggoPoker any good?

 

[Kubes]

A big Thank You to St. Louis Bob. He sent me a care package and a nice card following my Mom's death.The package was awesome, and the card brought tears to my eyes. Completely hand written.Thank you Bob, you're a great person.

Yes he is. And I don't think I got around to posting it, but so sorry for your loss Mr. Pack. I don't know how I would handle it. If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask.

 

[Kubes]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

I use blogger. I don't know. I don't know.

Blogger is great for all of this imo. My blog is a two author deal until we finally end up joining forces with Frosty.

Offer is on the table to cover football.

 

[Mr.Pack]

A big Thank You to St. Louis Bob. He sent me a care package and a nice card following my Mom's death.The package was awesome, and the card brought tears to my eyes. Completely hand written.Thank you Bob, you're a great person.

Yes he is. And I don't think I got around to posting it, but so sorry for your loss Mr. Pack. I don't know how I would handle it. If you need anything at all, don't hesitate to ask.

Thanks.You take it one day at a time. Yea it's cliche-ish but it's the truth.Someone at work said to me "I don't know how I would deal with not being able to pick up the phone and call my mom"........ Uhhh thanks.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Who is the resident blogger here? A friend had some blog questions.

I have one and so does TRE. But I think Zooks should probably start one.

What site do you use?Which would you recommend for shorter, mini-blogs with more than one author?Which has the easiest ease of interface for live-blogging?

I use blogger. I don't know. I don't know.

Blogger is great for all of this imo. My blog is a two author deal until we finally end up joining forces with Frosty.

Offer is on the table to cover football.

Did you see my dominant national signing day blog?

 

[YSR]

A big Thank You to St. Louis Bob. He sent me a care package and a nice card following my Mom's death.

The package was awesome, and the card brought tears to my eyes. Completely hand written.

Thank you Bob, you're a great person.

Because of the handwriting?

 

[Mr.Pack]

A big Thank You to St. Louis Bob. He sent me a care package and a nice card following my Mom's death.

The package was awesome, and the card brought tears to my eyes. Completely hand written.

Thank you Bob, you're a great person.

Because of the handwriting?