Kubes
Footballguy
Now I have. I give it solid marks, but not following up with a joke after "he shows flashes of a good get-off" nor after "displays rigidness" bump it down a bit.
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Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Reminder for Future Self -
Start bringing a flask of whiskey for these long nights reading literature in this warm little library cubby.
Start bringing a flask of whiskey for these long nights reading literature in this warm little library cubby.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Someone other than you guys follows Gopher football? That's adorable.
Kubes
Footballguy
I don't. That's why I need a football guy. And a hockey one. And really anything other than Gopher Basketball or the Twins.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Mine was serious.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Getting ready for your big day tomorrow?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I had to think about that for a bit.
Kubes
Footballguy
Update?
-fish-
Footballguy
so more detail:
I'm leaving for mexico with the two 20-somethings on sunday for 5 days. the other day I bought a new truck. not just any truck--leather seats, enough electronics to launch the space shuttle--basically a giant luxury car with a truck bed. my paralegal loves it. she's going to drive me and the 20-somethings to the airport at 5 in the morning and come pick us up at midnight in exchange for driving this thing for 5 days.
this will end so well.
I'm leaving for mexico with the two 20-somethings on sunday for 5 days. the other day I bought a new truck. not just any truck--leather seats, enough electronics to launch the space shuttle--basically a giant luxury car with a truck bed. my paralegal loves it. she's going to drive me and the 20-somethings to the airport at 5 in the morning and come pick us up at midnight in exchange for driving this thing for 5 days.
this will end so well.
bentley
Footballguy
Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.Greetings from my HOA meeting.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Bennett called me a cocksour on the phone yesterday.
bentley
Footballguy
I love/hate you.
-fish-
Footballguy
my primary practice is representing HOAs. Dont ever, ever, serve on a board. I wouldn't even go to a meeting.Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.Greetings from my HOA meeting.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Fishy Drama>sup
-fish-
Footballguy
I've been dormant since I finally broke things off with Knuckles. thought I owed you all something.
bentley
Footballguy
I remember discussing that. I agreed to serve on our board because the developer ran out and left us with a budget that was 40% more than our income. We begged, pleaded, stole, borrowed and bounced checks to keep the lights on. By the time we got to last year, most of our time was spent dealing with neighbors whose pets were ####ting/pissing on each others' lawns. At that point, I decided it was time to retire.my primary practice is representing HOAs. Dont ever, ever, serve on a board. I wouldn't even go to a meeting.Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.Greetings from my HOA meeting.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
YSR
Footballguy
Bennett breathed heavily into the phone a lot (I'm guessing it was him, sounded more like a toddler breathing than an adult). I think I heard you mention something about bubbles. Other than that, it was your wife and daughter.Your wife sounds very Minnesotan.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
And that was my mom. She was over tonight and I know it was her because of the "sounds very Minnesotan" crack. My wife doesn't thank god (neitehr do I, for the record).
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I just watched "Lemmy". That guy is awesome.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Dustin Hoffman did an amazing job of playing him.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Why is Jason using the First Name shtick?'Mr. Pickles said:
bentley
Footballguy
Beats me.-Damon
General Malaise
Footballguy
Redmond Longhorn got into it pretty good with his HOA. Serious serious bidness.'-fish- said:my primary practice is representing HOAs. Dont ever, ever, serve on a board. I wouldn't even go to a meeting.'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Why are you asking Steve?
General Malaise
Footballguy
He does kinda look like a Steve...maybe even a Stevie.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
proninja
Footballguy
Imagine that, in your house, there were a lot of stupid rules. Now imagine there was an ornery retired people whose job it was to enforce the rules and make new rules. Now imagine him being a self-important jerk who thinks he is the king of the world. Multiply by about 20. Then you've got a HOA.Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
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bentley
Footballguy
Homeowners Association. It's like a microgovernent in many neighborhoods. It's really too boring of a topic to include here. My time largely involved getting ####faced drunk with my neighbor while conducting "official neighborhood business." We did manage to see guns pulled in our general direction twice. Once while cruising past a park just outside our neighborhood that was known for drug transactions and once when the county sheriffs were cracking down on dealers in said park.Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
bentley
Footballguy
And, of course, you'd have to imagine that you moved into said neighborhood with a full understanding of the contractual obligations placed on your property as a condition of purchase and generally #####ed about any rule you didn't want to follow while simultaneously complaining about any rules that you thought your neighbors should follow.Imagine that, in your house, there were a lot of stupid rules. Now imagine there was an ornery retired people whose job it was to enforce the rules and make new rules. Now imagine him being a self-important jerk who thinks he is the king of the world. Multiply by about 20. Then you've got a HOA.Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I had something funny but it sounded dickmittenish.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
You yuppies are the craziest.Imagine that, in your house, there were a lot of stupid rules. Now imagine there was an ornery retired people whose job it was to enforce the rules and make new rules. Now imagine him being a self-important jerk who thinks he is the king of the world. Multiply by about 20. Then you've got a HOA.Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I just sent you a text with "dickmitten" in it
-fish-
Footballguy
pm me if you wantAnd, of course, you'd have to imagine that you moved into said neighborhood with a full understanding of the contractual obligations placed on your property as a condition of purchase and generally #####ed about any rule you didn't want to follow while simultaneously complaining about any rules that you thought your neighbors should follow.Imagine that, in your house, there were a lot of stupid rules. Now imagine there was an ornery retired people whose job it was to enforce the rules and make new rules. Now imagine him being a self-important jerk who thinks he is the king of the world. Multiply by about 20. Then you've got a HOA.Explain this HOA thing?'bentley said:Sucks to be you. After six years on the HOA board, including four as President, I'm retired from that ####. My advice is to run as far away as quickly as possible.'Osaurus said:Greetings from my HOA meeting.
this is always a good rule to follow
proninja
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Awesome!! 7-Jul Stockholm, Sweden Ericsson Globe Arena Not on Sale Not on Sale9-Jul Oslo, Norway Spektrum Not on Sale Not on Sale10-Jul Copenhagen, Denmark Forum Copenhagen Not on Sale Not on Sale'-fish- said:
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Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Had one of the worst days of work I have had in a loooong while...Basically got ####ed through no fault of my own....
Plus we have a company wide meeting tomorrow AM at 8 AM ET...
So I decided to drink heavily...
Tomorrow is going to suck... but at least it is Friday!!!
Plus we have a company wide meeting tomorrow AM at 8 AM ET...
So I decided to drink heavily...
Tomorrow is going to suck... but at least it is Friday!!!
Kubes
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
thrpras
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Hey guys! Missed ya!
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Well, except Frosty.
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