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kevzilla
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I was thinking "Hey, I've been carrying her for some time now. Her stuff isn't that heavy."Stay strong GB. How much to just break the ice, by raising your hand and blurting out "Who else here thinks she's a total #####? Raise your hand."Everyone is just sort of sitting around and not talking while the ex goes to get the uhaul she rented. The only sound is SportsCenter playing in the background.
St. Louis Bob
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"How old is he?" she says.I better not let Tanner friend her.
I just checked my files, I'm paying $45 a year. It appraised around 5k. I think.WHAT PHONE SHOULD I GET?!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Mr.Pack
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kevzilla
Footballguy
GALAXY S 4G
WHAT PHONE SHOULD I GET?!!
Gadzooks
Footballguy
*** As I typed this I realized this was going to be too long. I was going to post about some incredible good luck that I'm having in the female department based on last night and today, but to fully grasp this, I have to post about what happened with the 22 YO yesterday so you'll better understand the future post about the multiple successful situations I now have going on. And, I think I also need to get the following stuff off my chest about the 22 YO and I can't talk to anyone in real life about it, so I'll feel better getting out here. And I'm prepared to be mocked for this and told that I'm an idiot, so please don't hold back.***
Here is how things have evolved with the 22 YO: If you remember, back around Thanksgiving I resisted doing anything with the 22 YO due to possible small work ramifications (which really wouldn't be much) and her parents killing both her and me. I gave in because she felt the same way and actually was even more intense about keeping everything a secret. We both set the ground rules that there were no expectations and we were just going "to have fun". She had mentioned that there was "a guy" in her life but didn't go into much detail and I didn't ask. As things progressed she explained that this "guy" was her boyfriend of about 1 year who lives in Rhode Island over an hour away but that they've really grown apart due to the distance and its gotten to the point of them only seeing each other once a week and sometimes going couple days without even talking or texting (they're both 22) They are both very career oriented and both going to Grad School in addition to working full time jobs and they have a "plan" that in about 5 years they will get married and move to RI and then eventually to New York where he is originally from and have kids and a big house. I advised her from personal experience that picking your spouse based on your "life plan" is not a wise thing to do but she just feels like he is "safe" and it will work itself out. I've felt really guilty about being "the other guy" but I've justified it to myself because they live so far away and she's clearly not happy with him and she will most likely still end up with him anyways. So I have kind of became her fun distraction and basically "friend with benefits". Now over the last couple months, her feelings for me have grown significantly to the point that if it wasn't for our age difference, she said she would completely break it off with the boyfriend and be with me. They have been fighting for a while now and apparently his major issue right now is that they haven't had sex in almost 2 months and she seems "distant" to him. As much as I've been trying to avoid it, I guess my feelings for her have grown as well. Even with the age difference, she is more mature than most girls I've ever dated, she is extremely smart, has an amazing personality and it's scary how much her sense of humor is similar to mine. And her work in the bedroom is better than anything I've ever had before, or fantasized about before.
The thing that really made me realize how much I liked her was a few weeks ago when my good friend had passed away from cancer. It was a Friday and she was supposed to come over but she had gone to the dentist that day and her jaw was killing her and she didn't feel good so she stayed home. I was home and we were texting each other all night and around 10pm she had just mentioned how she was really tired and about to fall asleep and then I got the call about my buddy passing away. I stopped replying to her texts because I was busy talking to friends and reading my friend's FB page. I was really more emotional about it than I ever thought I would be and though I'm never like this, I had just wished I wasn't alone at that moment. I looked and saw the 22 YO had sent about 8 texts asking where I went or if I fell asleep. So I texted her back and told her about my friend, she asked if I was ok and I told her I was fine. She asked me again and I replied the same. She then called me (we usually only text) and said she wanted to make sure I was ok because she felt like I wasn't ok. I again told her I was fine and not worry about it even though I wanted to ask her to come over. She told me that she didn't think I was ok and then she told me to open my front door. I did and she was there. Despite not feeling good, her jaw killing her and being exhausted, she came over because she knew I wasn't "doing fine" and wanted to make sure I was ok. It was at that point that I started secretly rooting for her and the boyfriend to break up.
So earlier this week she and the boyfriend were going to have a "talk" and she thought this might mean that they were breaking up. They didn't break up, they agreed to try and make things better in their relationship, though she told me she didn't plan on changing anything. I didn't understand it, but apparently she's content to hang out with me and then eventually end up married to him. This weekend she's got tickets to see the women's Federation Cup tennis matches (she loves tennis and played in high school and college) both today and tomorrow. She was going with the boyfriend today and her mom tomorrow and then after tennis tomorrow she was supposed to come to my house and watch the Super Bowl. She called me yesterday morning to apologize because she had to switch the tennis days around and now she would be going on sunday with the boyfriend and her Mom invited the boyfriend to stay for dinner and watch the Super Bowl at their house which meant 22 YO wouldn't be coming to my house to watch the game. I told her it wasn't a big deal but she kept apologizing and saying how mad she was that her Mom invited him to stay. At this point it hit me how weird our situation was, she's apologizing to me because she couldn't see me due to her boyfriend.
This all made me think about the bigger picture. No matter what I felt for her, with the age difference eventually things are going to end between her and I and we aren't going live happily ever after. And that was the plan from the beginning, no expectations and just have fun for now. My guilty feelings of being "the other guy" are now guilty feelings of thinking that she and the boyfriend are going to break up because she wants to be with me more and then when things end between her and I she won't have the boyfriend to fall back to, and it's more logical that she end up with him anyways. I figure if I wasn't in the picture then things would be better for their relationship. So I could either continue with having fun with her, or tell her that she is probably making a mistake by continueing to "hang around" with me.
I met her for lunch yesterday at my house and she sensed there was something wrong and she thought it was about her not coming over for the Super Bowl. I told her that I was actually glad about that because I thought it would be good for her and boyfriend to spend the day together and be with her family. That maybe that would help them with their relationship. She looked at me like I was crazy so I told her that I was thinking about things and how it's probably not a good idea for her if she keeps hanging around with me so much and that she should focus on the boyfriend. I told her we would always be friends and I would always answer any late night text or help her with anything she ever needed. She didn't really like this idea and was like "so we're not gonna do anything anymore" and I basically said that it's probably better for her if we didn't and that in the beginning we said no expectations and just have fun. She said "fine, then lets just go back to that then, we can still have fun but we won't get attached, or if you don't want to do anything at all then that's fine too" and she said it in that passive-aggressive tone that only an agitated female can do. I told her that whatever she wanted was fine but I just wanted to let her know how I felt about everything and what I thought was best for her. We then both went back to work. I then thought about how everyone in this thread would think how stupid I was for possibly screwing up this great thing I had going on and that I should've just kept my mouth shut and continued to enjoy the ride I was on.
TO BE CONTINUED
Here is how things have evolved with the 22 YO: If you remember, back around Thanksgiving I resisted doing anything with the 22 YO due to possible small work ramifications (which really wouldn't be much) and her parents killing both her and me. I gave in because she felt the same way and actually was even more intense about keeping everything a secret. We both set the ground rules that there were no expectations and we were just going "to have fun". She had mentioned that there was "a guy" in her life but didn't go into much detail and I didn't ask. As things progressed she explained that this "guy" was her boyfriend of about 1 year who lives in Rhode Island over an hour away but that they've really grown apart due to the distance and its gotten to the point of them only seeing each other once a week and sometimes going couple days without even talking or texting (they're both 22) They are both very career oriented and both going to Grad School in addition to working full time jobs and they have a "plan" that in about 5 years they will get married and move to RI and then eventually to New York where he is originally from and have kids and a big house. I advised her from personal experience that picking your spouse based on your "life plan" is not a wise thing to do but she just feels like he is "safe" and it will work itself out. I've felt really guilty about being "the other guy" but I've justified it to myself because they live so far away and she's clearly not happy with him and she will most likely still end up with him anyways. So I have kind of became her fun distraction and basically "friend with benefits". Now over the last couple months, her feelings for me have grown significantly to the point that if it wasn't for our age difference, she said she would completely break it off with the boyfriend and be with me. They have been fighting for a while now and apparently his major issue right now is that they haven't had sex in almost 2 months and she seems "distant" to him. As much as I've been trying to avoid it, I guess my feelings for her have grown as well. Even with the age difference, she is more mature than most girls I've ever dated, she is extremely smart, has an amazing personality and it's scary how much her sense of humor is similar to mine. And her work in the bedroom is better than anything I've ever had before, or fantasized about before.
The thing that really made me realize how much I liked her was a few weeks ago when my good friend had passed away from cancer. It was a Friday and she was supposed to come over but she had gone to the dentist that day and her jaw was killing her and she didn't feel good so she stayed home. I was home and we were texting each other all night and around 10pm she had just mentioned how she was really tired and about to fall asleep and then I got the call about my buddy passing away. I stopped replying to her texts because I was busy talking to friends and reading my friend's FB page. I was really more emotional about it than I ever thought I would be and though I'm never like this, I had just wished I wasn't alone at that moment. I looked and saw the 22 YO had sent about 8 texts asking where I went or if I fell asleep. So I texted her back and told her about my friend, she asked if I was ok and I told her I was fine. She asked me again and I replied the same. She then called me (we usually only text) and said she wanted to make sure I was ok because she felt like I wasn't ok. I again told her I was fine and not worry about it even though I wanted to ask her to come over. She told me that she didn't think I was ok and then she told me to open my front door. I did and she was there. Despite not feeling good, her jaw killing her and being exhausted, she came over because she knew I wasn't "doing fine" and wanted to make sure I was ok. It was at that point that I started secretly rooting for her and the boyfriend to break up.
So earlier this week she and the boyfriend were going to have a "talk" and she thought this might mean that they were breaking up. They didn't break up, they agreed to try and make things better in their relationship, though she told me she didn't plan on changing anything. I didn't understand it, but apparently she's content to hang out with me and then eventually end up married to him. This weekend she's got tickets to see the women's Federation Cup tennis matches (she loves tennis and played in high school and college) both today and tomorrow. She was going with the boyfriend today and her mom tomorrow and then after tennis tomorrow she was supposed to come to my house and watch the Super Bowl. She called me yesterday morning to apologize because she had to switch the tennis days around and now she would be going on sunday with the boyfriend and her Mom invited the boyfriend to stay for dinner and watch the Super Bowl at their house which meant 22 YO wouldn't be coming to my house to watch the game. I told her it wasn't a big deal but she kept apologizing and saying how mad she was that her Mom invited him to stay. At this point it hit me how weird our situation was, she's apologizing to me because she couldn't see me due to her boyfriend.
This all made me think about the bigger picture. No matter what I felt for her, with the age difference eventually things are going to end between her and I and we aren't going live happily ever after. And that was the plan from the beginning, no expectations and just have fun for now. My guilty feelings of being "the other guy" are now guilty feelings of thinking that she and the boyfriend are going to break up because she wants to be with me more and then when things end between her and I she won't have the boyfriend to fall back to, and it's more logical that she end up with him anyways. I figure if I wasn't in the picture then things would be better for their relationship. So I could either continue with having fun with her, or tell her that she is probably making a mistake by continueing to "hang around" with me.
I met her for lunch yesterday at my house and she sensed there was something wrong and she thought it was about her not coming over for the Super Bowl. I told her that I was actually glad about that because I thought it would be good for her and boyfriend to spend the day together and be with her family. That maybe that would help them with their relationship. She looked at me like I was crazy so I told her that I was thinking about things and how it's probably not a good idea for her if she keeps hanging around with me so much and that she should focus on the boyfriend. I told her we would always be friends and I would always answer any late night text or help her with anything she ever needed. She didn't really like this idea and was like "so we're not gonna do anything anymore" and I basically said that it's probably better for her if we didn't and that in the beginning we said no expectations and just have fun. She said "fine, then lets just go back to that then, we can still have fun but we won't get attached, or if you don't want to do anything at all then that's fine too" and she said it in that passive-aggressive tone that only an agitated female can do. I told her that whatever she wanted was fine but I just wanted to let her know how I felt about everything and what I thought was best for her. We then both went back to work. I then thought about how everyone in this thread would think how stupid I was for possibly screwing up this great thing I had going on and that I should've just kept my mouth shut and continued to enjoy the ride I was on.
TO BE CONTINUED
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kevzilla
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Zooks, I wish I had responded sooner. That thing she did the other night? The "you don't get any tonight, you just cuddle and I'll rape you in the morning" thing? That was a test, and you passed it. She started viewing it as a relationship right there.
She fell for you, dude. You might want to try patching it up. How do you know she doesn't actually dig older dudes, but didn't know it until now? Anyway, GLLLLL. And text me another pic, you dickmitten.
She fell for you, dude. You might want to try patching it up. How do you know she doesn't actually dig older dudes, but didn't know it until now? Anyway, GLLLLL. And text me another pic, you dickmitten.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Glll GB zooks
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Brand new phone. Contacts won't transfer. Any of you dorks want to text me do so with your name/user name.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
Zooks, despite all the jabbering and jocularity in here, I'm pretty sure everyone* would agree that sex isn't the most important thing in life. It just makes for good internet stories. Seems to me you're manning up in a big way. *except Homer.
Crazy Canuck
Footballguy
PM/FB msg me your number. 'bout time I had it anyway.Don't worry, I won't call. I only text with my ipod. I have one of dem there cellphone contraptions, but I never use it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
get n00ds
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I just remembered something from last night.
Mrs. SLB and myself are sitting at the bar all night which really worked out because I was enjoying the half naked female dancers. On one of the TV's behind us, they had MMA, Ultimate Fighting, whatever on. There was a bouncer guarding the office and he was watching the TV with great interest. Now I probably have six inches on the guy and was taller but he looked like a body builder and sort of scary. I joked to Mrs. SLB that after a couple of more drinks I was going to pick a fight with him. Some time goes by and we decide to leave but my GB, the owner of the establishment, wasn't around. So we both walk over to the bouncer and ask him to get my GB for us so we can say goodbye. Bouncer leaves and comes back a minute later and says GB will be out in a minute. I'm pretty buzzed and
say to him, "I told my wife I was going to pick a fight with you". He doesn't as much as smirk, looks me up and down and says "I wouldn't want any part of you." I'm an idiot.
Well, gotta go, cabs here. Headed to the casino.
Mrs. SLB and myself are sitting at the bar all night which really worked out because I was enjoying the half naked female dancers. On one of the TV's behind us, they had MMA, Ultimate Fighting, whatever on. There was a bouncer guarding the office and he was watching the TV with great interest. Now I probably have six inches on the guy and was taller but he looked like a body builder and sort of scary. I joked to Mrs. SLB that after a couple of more drinks I was going to pick a fight with him. Some time goes by and we decide to leave but my GB, the owner of the establishment, wasn't around. So we both walk over to the bouncer and ask him to get my GB for us so we can say goodbye. Bouncer leaves and comes back a minute later and says GB will be out in a minute. I'm pretty buzzed and
say to him, "I told my wife I was going to pick a fight with you". He doesn't as much as smirk, looks me up and down and says "I wouldn't want any part of you." I'm an idiot.Well, gotta go, cabs here. Headed to the casino.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks, anybody else?GALAXY S 4G
WHAT PHONE SHOULD I GET?!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I think I had yours. If not, some random California number just got a text from me
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
He's probably on the forums at BouncerGuys.com right now starting a thread "Trent Dilfer wanted to kick my ### last night"I just remembered something from last night.Mrs. SLB and myself are sitting at the bar all night which really worked out because I was enjoying the half naked female dancers. On one of the TV's behind us, they had MMA, Ultimate Fighting, whatever on. There was a bouncer guarding the office and he was watching the TV with great interest. Now I probably have six inches on the guy and was taller but he looked like a body builder and sort of scary. I joked to Mrs. SLB that after a couple of more drinks I was going to pick a fight with him. Some time goes by and we decide to leave but my GB, the owner of the establishment, wasn't around. So we both walk over to the bouncer and ask him to get my GB for us so we can say goodbye. Bouncer leaves and comes back a minute later and says GB will be out in a minute. I'm pretty buzzed and
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He's probably on the forums at BouncerGuys.com right now starting a thread "Trent Dilfer wanted to kick my ### last night"I just remembered something from last night.Mrs. SLB and myself are sitting at the bar all night which really worked out because I was enjoying the half naked female dancers. On one of the TV's behind us, they had MMA, Ultimate Fighting, whatever on. There was a bouncer guarding the office and he was watching the TV with great interest. Now I probably have six inches on the guy and was taller but he looked like a body builder and sort of scary. I joked to Mrs. SLB that after a couple of more drinks I was going to pick a fight with him. Some time goes by and we decide to leave but my GB, the owner of the establishment, wasn't around. So we both walk over to the bouncer and ask him to get my GB for us so we can say goodbye. Bouncer leaves and comes back a minute later and says GB will be out in a minute. I'm pretty buzzed and
actually only paid $7500 in 2003. I've got a great investment 
If I had to do it all over, I would but 2 CZ rings and 1 real ring in front of her and said if she picked the real one, she could have it
LeggoPoker sounds completely legit. Go with it
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Not exactly the ringing endorsement I was looking for.LeggoPoker sounds completely legit. Go with it
Gadzooks
Footballguy
PART 2So I go back to work wondering if I really did the right thing, though I'm pretty sure I did. Since I really didn't want to think about it and I didn't feel like doing any work since it was Friday (or any day ending in "y") I figured the best way to take my mind off of her was to cast my line into the waters and see if I couldn't hook a nice distraction. I decided to email a younger co-worker (age 26) that works in another department in another town and she is extremely hot (we'll call her "Hot Co-worker) I hardly ever see her at work or talk to her much, but about a year ago a buddy of mine got married to one of her friends and we were kind of flirty at the reception, though I knew nothing would happen because she has a boyfriend, who has since moved to Chicago but they're still "together" (apparently I'm attracted to young hot girls who have boyfriends that live out of state). So every once in a while I see her and we kinda flirt a little but I've never thought it would go anywhere. Back in the Fall we were at a company event and we had a bet about something and the result was that I had to take her out to dinner, but we were joking about the whole thing so it wasn't serious. Around Christmas she had emailed me about something work related and we exchanged a couple emails and then she emailed me asking "so when are you taking me out to dinner? lol" It was kind of like a running joke between us, but I still had the feeling that if I seriously asked her out she'd say yes. But since I was having so much fun the 22 YO I didn't pursue anything with Hot Co-worker. So yesterday I emailed her and she responded within 30 seconds. I asked her what she was getting me for Valentine's Day and she replied about wanting it to be a surprise.
Hot Co-worker and I exchange some flirty emails and I am wondering why I am breaking my rule of no "work-place romance/sexy time" because that will lead to nothing but trouble. But then again, she's really hot and I'm a moron who specializes in bad decisions. I then start getting texts from the 22 YO and she is apologizing. I asked why and she said she was sorry for having a boyfriend and putting me in such a tough position. I told her not to worry about it that I was fine and I knew what I was getting into. She knew that I was supposed to go to a fundraiser last night so she asked me if she could come over to see me for a few minutes before I went to the fundraiser and I said yes. I sent Hot Co-worker an email saying I was leaving for the day but I'd talk to her soon and she replied "I hope so".
I get home and a few minutes later 22 YO shows up. She tells me how everything I said was completely true and it was really a good dose of reality that she needed. But she also felt conflicted because she never been with someone where everything felt so right and perfect. I told her that was because she was only 22 and that without being distracted by me she would probably realize how perfect things can be with her boyfriend (though I absolutely did not believe a word of what I was saying) Then she said that she wanted things to stay the way they were, even though it didn't make sense. I told her I was fine with that if she was and that I was just gonna stick with the "no expectations just have fun" motto. We stood there staring at each other for seemed like an eternity. She then gave me a sexy seductive smile and said she wanted to kiss me, I grabbed her face with both hands and gave her the most passionate kiss I'm capable of and the next thing I know she literally ripped my shirt off. If I wasn't such a willing participant, I think you could say she was raping me. It was amazing, hot, wild and very pornographic. I kinda joked after about how I didn't have the energy to go to the fundraiser but she insisted that I take a shower and get ready and go and that maybe she'd come over later when I got home. We kind of left things that we were going to keep our relationship the same way it was and that she was fine with dealing with whatever happens with the boyfriend. I honestly was expecting things to fizzle out after our conversation at lunch, but apparently it had the opposite effect. I wish I could take credit for that being part of my plan, but I was just lucky.
I go to the fundraiser and I was completely exhausted, both physically and mentally. I figured I'd stay for a little while and then go home and go to sleep. I was hanging with a female co-worker and her husband and they were both scoping out single women to hook me up with. For some reason, every married friend or person I work with is obsessed with setting me up with someone. The female coworker is now chatting with some other people and then she calls me over because her friend has an idea about someone that "would be perfect for me". She tells me that this girl is a dental hygenist. Now, the second I hear that I immediately think of my dental hygenist who is a 30 year old smoking hot blonde that I've been kinda flirting with for over a year but she was always seeing somebody. So I ask this girl if the hygenist name is Lauren and she says yes, it's the same girl. So she tells me that I should absolutely ask her out that she is the sweetest girl in the world and I'd be perfect for her. She broke up with her boyfriend a couple months ago because he was cheating on her. I'm friends with her on FB so I did know that she recently became single and I every once in a while I comment on her status or pictures she's post. As I'm having this conversation about her, I check my phone and I get a notification from facebook and it's that the hygenist has just "liked" the comment I made on her wall the day before. Maybe that's a sign? Anyways, I figure this is definitely a very good opportunity to have.
So after that, I went home early and talked to 22 YO on the phone before passing out. I woke up this morning and went into to the office to catch up on some work for a while. I drove in thinking about how I thought my conversation with the 22 YO at lunch yesterday was going to mean the end of all the great sexy time I was having and I'd be back to the crock pot chicken every night. But actually everything is the opposite, fun sexy time with the 22 YO is going to continue (though I need to make sure I keep all emotions in check and realize that it's just for a limited time and don't get attached) and now I have this possibility with the hot dental hygenist. Little did I know that things were only about to get better.....
TO BE CONTINUED
Thorn
Footballguy
So the date with the Ukrainian. First off, apologies to Jeopardy! for not LOL'ing enough to his chicken Kiev joke. I wasn't really having a great time on the date so that might be it. Or it might be that chick Kiev isn't really all that funny.
She turned out to be a pretty classic hot-but-#####y girl. She's like 5'2", very thin, into yoga. She wore this black knit dress that showed that even though she probably weighs 108 there are still curves there. Also furry boots. So I had suggested this newer high-end Mexican place that is supposed to be pretty good. But I didn't think to make a reservation until noon on Friday. As it turns out, they're booked. So she had said she like sushi, so I called a sushi place and got us in there.
I called her after work to tell her the change in plans. She tells me she really had her heart set on the Mexican place, maybe we could sit at the bar? I said I assume we could but obviously it would be first come-first serve. She says okay and we hang up. Phone rings 3 minutes later. Maybe we could go to the Thai place intown? I know the place she's talking about seats like 20 and if they even take reservations its too late now (6pm). She hems and haws and I say, hey, it can't hurt to check. Do I want her to call and check or should I? No honey, I'm the guy, I'll call.
That conversation goes exactly as I thought it would except they don't outright laugh. So I call her back and tell her. She's disappointed. I say, tell you what. I'll go down to the Mexican place like 20 minutes early, make sure we get a seat. It was my mistake to not make a reservation earlier. Oh no, don't do that. Well, unless you don't mind. <_<
At dinner (I do get us two seats at the bar), despite the fact that they have like 22 house specialty drinks, she has the bartender make a rasberry margarita from scratch. Then she orders one of the seafood dishes but wants it not spicy. At the Mexican place she had her heart set on. When the bartender makes her drink and leaves it in front of her but doesn't say "here you go" or whatever, she doesn't touch it and a couple minutes later she calls the bartender out by saying "excuse me, is this mine?" Yeah kiddo, there's no one else who ordered a ####### rasberry margarita (that you saw her make). <_< Also, she complained that her meal was too bland.
Anyway you get the idea. Weird part is she like to laugh at whatever I say, which only encouraged me to try and make her laugh. But I didn't really like her. I feel like I need a shower or something.
She turned out to be a pretty classic hot-but-#####y girl. She's like 5'2", very thin, into yoga. She wore this black knit dress that showed that even though she probably weighs 108 there are still curves there. Also furry boots. So I had suggested this newer high-end Mexican place that is supposed to be pretty good. But I didn't think to make a reservation until noon on Friday. As it turns out, they're booked. So she had said she like sushi, so I called a sushi place and got us in there.
I called her after work to tell her the change in plans. She tells me she really had her heart set on the Mexican place, maybe we could sit at the bar? I said I assume we could but obviously it would be first come-first serve. She says okay and we hang up. Phone rings 3 minutes later. Maybe we could go to the Thai place intown? I know the place she's talking about seats like 20 and if they even take reservations its too late now (6pm). She hems and haws and I say, hey, it can't hurt to check. Do I want her to call and check or should I? No honey, I'm the guy, I'll call.
That conversation goes exactly as I thought it would except they don't outright laugh. So I call her back and tell her. She's disappointed. I say, tell you what. I'll go down to the Mexican place like 20 minutes early, make sure we get a seat. It was my mistake to not make a reservation earlier. Oh no, don't do that. Well, unless you don't mind. <_<
At dinner (I do get us two seats at the bar), despite the fact that they have like 22 house specialty drinks, she has the bartender make a rasberry margarita from scratch. Then she orders one of the seafood dishes but wants it not spicy. At the Mexican place she had her heart set on. When the bartender makes her drink and leaves it in front of her but doesn't say "here you go" or whatever, she doesn't touch it and a couple minutes later she calls the bartender out by saying "excuse me, is this mine?" Yeah kiddo, there's no one else who ordered a ####### rasberry margarita (that you saw her make). <_< Also, she complained that her meal was too bland.
Anyway you get the idea. Weird part is she like to laugh at whatever I say, which only encouraged me to try and make her laugh. But I didn't really like her. I feel like I need a shower or something.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
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GMs Thread About Thirtysomething Divorced Men and Their Dating (mis)Adventures
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Guster
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Gadzooks
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Better than "GMs Thread about Seventysomething Jeopardy Champion and His Love of Cats"
Gadzooks
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PART 3Get into my office this morning and check my email and see that I have an email from "Hot CoWorker". It just says, "Just thought you might want my cell number, you know, in case you wanted to pay up for that bet and take me to dinner sometime: 774-###-####". With everything that had happened after I left work yesterday, I totally forgot about her. Worst case scenario is that I do something bad with her after the next company event that I get over-served at. Best case scenario is that I do something bad with her after the next company event that I get over-served at.
A little while later I get call on my cell from guy who I am kinda friends with but it's more like he's a friend of a friend. I saw him at the fundraiser last night and we had talked about going out for a beer sometime. Anyways, he tells me that he had no idea that I'd been divorced and he hoped everything was ok with me. I told him it had been 3 years ago and I'm fine. After some small talk he says that he wants to set me up with a girl he works with who is single and really nice and he thinks that she and I would really hit it off. Apparently she was at the fundraiser last night and asked about me but she never spoke to me and I don't remember seeing her based on his discription of her. He tells me her name and says that she grew up in the next town over from me but she now lives in my town. When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am. So he tells me that he is going out with a few friends tonight and that she is going out with all them as well and that I should go too. I told him I'd think about it and to call me later with more details.
About ten minutes later the female co-worker who was there last night trying to set me up with the hygenist calls me and says she now has the perfect girl for me: the same girl that the other guy just called me about 10 minutes ago. My co-worker went on and on about how nice this girl is and how she just got out of a relationship and this would really be perfect. I told her there was a chance I might see this girl tonight and we'll see what happens.
Back in October I had talked about a co-worker that I had drunkenly had sex with that I believe I referred to as something like Drunk-Liz. She's 25 or 26 and decent looking but nothing spectacular. As I'm leaving my office, I get a text from her asking if I want to go over her place and get drunk tonight. I told her bad things would happen if we get drunk together. Her reply: EXACTLY!!!! I told her it was possible and that I'd get back to her later.
In the course of 24 hours, I went from thinking that I just ruined a great "friends with benefits" relationship with a hot 22 YO and going back to my crock pot chicken every night... to now still having the 22 YO and having options with a hot young Co-Worker, a hot Dental Hygenist, a 36 year old that wants to go out with me and a horny drunk Co-worker that wants to get drunk and bang tonight. Let this be inspiration to the rest of you. I don't deserve this, I'm a moron who specializes in making decisions based on what will have the funniest outcome and never chooses the right decision. As for looks, I don't have to much to offer, I'm pretty much just as ugly as the rest of all of you. The only thing I can think of as to why God/Tebow/JB has decided to shine his light on me and my penis is because I tried to do the right thing yesterday and distance myself from the 22 YO so that she'll be better off in the long run. Who knew that doing the right thing would lead to such happiness.
I'm fairly certain I'm going to screw all of this up. But for now, it feels like I've stepped things up a bit..... Guster, you're up.
I'm now gonna make myself a drink and decide what I'm going to do tonight. Oh yeah, I'm also gonna text Tanner a pic of my junk before I do anything.
THE END
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Uwe Blab
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Crazy Canuck
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The girl on left = YES!The girl in the middle = YES!So one of my friends at work is going to set me up with one of her friends sometime soonish.
The girl on the left is my friend, the girl in the middle is the one I'm being set up with.
I have good friends
My link
The girl on the right = GET THE TORCHES, FRANKENSTEIN ESCAPED!
The point? Guster is always on the right side of history.
cosjobs
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I've heard mixed reviews of their sports book: MyEggobook.comNot exactly the ringing endorsement I was looking for.LeggoPoker sounds completely legit. Go with it
Crazy Canuck
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[Aaron] Anything's better than baseball chat or warewolf. [/Aaron]
Mr.Pack
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Mr.Pack
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:groan:I've heard mixed reviews of their sports book: MyEggobook.comNot exactly the ringing endorsement I was looking for.LeggoPoker sounds completely legit. Go with it
Guster
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Well done man. I'm impressed. I'm ignoring the girl that wants to hang out tonight. I don't think I'm going to be able to pull off another session with RMG - been pretty silent on text and don't want to push too hard and seem desperate. I'm meeting up with a new girl for drinks on Tuesday, but my expectations are low 
This is like when GM went video in the eat off and I'm shuke
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Crazy Canuck
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[QUOTE='Gadzooks]When he told me that she was 36 I said something like "yikes, she's old" and he said "wait, aren't you 36?" Oh yeah, I guess I am.
[/QUOTE]Zooks well on his way to the Homerside of the force. As for the rest of your recent turn of luck...an epic pouring of poontang like his can only mean a famine of Biblical proportions is on the way. You may even wake up one morning and realize you're gay. Yes.
[/QUOTE]Zooks well on his way to the Homerside of the force. As for the rest of your recent turn of luck...an epic pouring of poontang like his can only mean a famine of Biblical proportions is on the way. You may even wake up one morning and realize you're gay. Yes.
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Crazy Canuck
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It really is approaching epic status. Thorn needs to man up and make this a Trifecta Of Awesome. He should pretend to like this bimbo.
I'm ignoring the girl that wants to hang out tonight.
I don't think I'm going to be able to pull off another session with RMG - been pretty silent on text and don't want to push too hard and seem desperate. I'm meeting up with a new girl for drinks on Tuesday, but my expectations are low
This is like when GM went video in the eat off and I'm shuke
YOU HEAR ME, THORN? THE INTERNET IS AT STAKE. LIE! CHEAT! SWINDLE! DANCE, MONKEY, DANCE!
for the sake of the GMTAN, please pursue all of these options.
kevzilla
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The girl on the right is a kevzilla 8. I'm on a bit of a dry spell.The girl on left = YES!The girl in the middle = YES!So one of my friends at work is going to set me up with one of her friends sometime soonish.
The girl on the left is my friend, the girl in the middle is the one I'm being set up with.
I have good friends
My link
The girl on the right = GET THE TORCHES, FRANKENSTEIN ESCAPED!
The point? Guster is always on the right side of history.
Guster and Zooks, on the other hand...like tile.
General Malaise
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sixty bucks
YSR
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PSA: I know that the majority of you guys probably own your own place, but for any of you who are renting, PLEASE be sure you have renter's insurance.
As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.
Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
As I mentioned before, one of our rental houses caught fire the other night. Pretty extensive damage - the place will have to have walls/ceilings replaced, it will need to be rewired and re-piped in parts, etc. I went with Mr. YSR to rip up the wet carpet this afternoon and saw all of the stuff in the house. Fortunately for the renter, the firemen threw a huge tarp over the majority of his stuff (it was an electrical fire behind the walls and hadn't had the big Backdraft moment yet, so there was time), but he could have lost 10s of thousands of dollars (baby grand piano, collectible guitars, computer equipment, HD TVs, etc.) if they hadn't. He has no renter's insurance. It made me sick to even think about it.
Also, if Gadzooks' life is typical of what it's like to be in mid-30s and be divorced, I've got some real thinking to do.
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