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'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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I understand the science of the comment, just trying to figure out how the post does a 180 from something sincere to something very different. Maybe I'm thinking too much about it now.
 
'Bogart said:
'Yo Mama said:
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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One hour later, I am still trying to wrap my head around this one. :unsure: :mellow:
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Easy, although how do I put this delicately, she normally finishes things up like this: :banned: but one time, Randy didn't cease activities in time and 9 months later. . . WA LA. . . "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed".
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I understand the science of the comment, just trying to figure out how the post does a 180 from something sincere to something very different. Maybe I'm thinking too much about it now.
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Just know that she swallows.
 
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.

Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.

 
'Guster said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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Woo!!! Congrats. Only 2 more months. It's gonna feel great
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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I was pretty pissed for a bit, because based on everything I did, my wife was suppose to have gotten her papers almost 2 weeks ago. Found out this morning it was my lawyer that held things up for those 2 weeks. I got over it pretty quickly. Just knowing the day, knowing it's now 59 days away, made me keep the journey in perspective.
 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.

Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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Woo!!! Congrats. Only 2 more months. It's gonna feel great
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.

Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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:clap:
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I was pretty pissed for a bit, because based on everything I did, my wife was suppose to have gotten her papers almost 2 weeks ago. Found out this morning it was my lawyer that held things up for those 2 weeks. I got over it pretty quickly. Just knowing the day, knowing it's now 59 days away, made me keep the journey in perspective.
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But who's counting?? ;)
 
So I'm Facebook friends with a girl I knew in high school. She's an impressive individual and has had a good career in politics. She's played some major roles in some major election campaigns (like Hilary's Presidential campaign, Ted Kennedy's, etc.).

She posted a picture of some kind of House committee meeting that the Republicans were holding and captioned it "Where Are The Women?"

It's taking every ounce of self control for me not to reply "In the kitchen where they belong."

 
need a new cell phone battery

anyone know a reputable shop that sells these for amazon type prices?

#### paying 40 bucks for one if i don't have to

 
I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!".

:mellow:

 
'Bogart said:
'Guster said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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Woo!!! Congrats. Only 2 more months. It's gonna feel great
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'Homer J Simpson said:
'Bogart said:
Just talked to my lawyer, my divorce will be final on April 15th.Feels good to finally have a date on the calendar.
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:clap:
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I was pretty pissed for a bit, because based on everything I did, my wife was suppose to have gotten her papers almost 2 weeks ago. Found out this morning it was my lawyer that held things up for those 2 weeks. I got over it pretty quickly. Just knowing the day, knowing it's now 59 days away, made me keep the journey in perspective.
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I wish mine had been two days later. The difference between the court signing my decree December 30, which it did, or the next Monday ended up being about a $8k difference on my taxes (and not in my favor).
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!". :mellow:
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
'Tecumseh said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!".

:mellow:
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:lmao: :lmao:
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Just re-read the note, it was actualy "Damn Girls!"/ :lmao: What little nitwit.
'Guster said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Hopefully this works out. :coffee:
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Yeah, no. Link doesn't work.
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http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=634102&view=findpost&p=14112088
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!". :mellow:
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:lmao: You gotta think teachers laugh at this stuff.
 
'Tiger Fan said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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W.T.F.
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Seriously. I'm not sure I understand any of this. Can someone explain?
 
'Guster said:
I've got to admit that I have virtually no clue who anyone is in this thread anymore.I need a decoder ring. Tanner does a pretty good job of making it obvious, but I haven't gone to the level of figuring out poster's writing styles or anything like that.
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<---- Jim11.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
I got home from work to find out that one of my boys got in trouble at school today. Except it isn't the usual culprit. According to the note, all of the kids were cleaning their play area, well, all but two girls that decided they would rather goof off. Dylan took it upon himself to yell "DAMN IT GIRLS! GET TO WORK!!!". :mellow:
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:lmao:
 
On Super Bowl Sunday I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck and shoulder area. That pain has now somehow worked it's way down to my back, hips, and knees but particularly my back. I am in intense pain, and for the last few days every time I get up from my desk I have to walked hunched over for about a minute or two because my back is so tight I literally can't stand up straight. Earlier tonight I tried to grab my daughter when she ran by as we were playing and had such a shooting pain in my lower back I actually fell to the floor and laid there for about 3 minutes before I could get up.

Currently drinking vodka & oj and have a heatpack going on my lower back. I assume this will take care of things.

 
'shuke said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
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W.T.F.
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Seriously. I'm not sure I understand any of this. Can someone explain?
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FB friend of mine posted a message to her deceased boyfriend/husband/baby daddy???Apparently he used to make jokes about her swallowing his babies, but was referring to her infant as the one she didn't swallow
 
'Kubes said:
On Super Bowl Sunday I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck and shoulder area. That pain has now somehow worked it's way down to my back, hips, and knees but particularly my back. I am in intense pain, and for the last few days every time I get up from my desk I have to walked hunched over for about a minute or two because my back is so tight I literally can't stand up straight. Earlier tonight I tried to grab my daughter when she ran by as we were playing and had such a shooting pain in my lower back I actually fell to the floor and laid there for about 3 minutes before I could get up.Currently drinking vodka & oj and have a heatpack going on my lower back. I assume this will take care of things.
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Back pain is no joke. GLGB
 
'Guster said:
'shuke said:
'Tiger Fan said:
'Guster said:
So one of my facebook friends (a girl i knew from high school) just posted this:

if Heaven had phones, I would call just to say Happy Birthday to a great man who could make me laugh when I needed it! You may be gone in body, but you are always here in spirit! Miss you, Randy ♥ wish you were able to meet the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed...
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she recently had a baby, so i think "the one who wasn't supposed to be swallowed" refers to her kid :unsure:
Click to expand...
W.T.F.
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Seriously. I'm not sure I understand any of this. Can someone explain?
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FB friend of mine posted a message to her deceased boyfriend/husband/baby daddy???Apparently he used to make jokes about her swallowing his babies, but was referring to her infant as the one she didn't swallow
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Wow
 
'Kubes said:
On Super Bowl Sunday I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck and shoulder area. That pain has now somehow worked it's way down to my back, hips, and knees but particularly my back. I am in intense pain, and for the last few days every time I get up from my desk I have to walked hunched over for about a minute or two because my back is so tight I literally can't stand up straight. Earlier tonight I tried to grab my daughter when she ran by as we were playing and had such a shooting pain in my lower back I actually fell to the floor and laid there for about 3 minutes before I could get up.Currently drinking vodka & oj and have a heatpack going on my lower back. I assume this will take care of things.
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Might be time to see the drug dealer, GB. And by drug dealer, I mean your doctor.
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
'Kubes said:
On Super Bowl Sunday I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck and shoulder area. That pain has now somehow worked it's way down to my back, hips, and knees but particularly my back. I am in intense pain, and for the last few days every time I get up from my desk I have to walked hunched over for about a minute or two because my back is so tight I literally can't stand up straight. Earlier tonight I tried to grab my daughter when she ran by as we were playing and had such a shooting pain in my lower back I actually fell to the floor and laid there for about 3 minutes before I could get up.Currently drinking vodka & oj and have a heatpack going on my lower back. I assume this will take care of things.
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Might be time to see the drug dealer, GB. And by drug dealer, I mean your doctor.
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Getting very close to doing this. And I only go to the doctor about once every five years or so because I was raised to never go to the doctor (not like in a doctor's are evil kind of way or anything, just in a "if there ain't something broke you don't need a doctor" kind of way). But I'm starting to think this might be bad to quite bad.
 
'Kubes said:
On Super Bowl Sunday I somehow pinched a nerve in my neck and shoulder area. That pain has now somehow worked it's way down to my back, hips, and knees but particularly my back. I am in intense pain, and for the last few days every time I get up from my desk I have to walked hunched over for about a minute or two because my back is so tight I literally can't stand up straight. Earlier tonight I tried to grab my daughter when she ran by as we were playing and had such a shooting pain in my lower back I actually fell to the floor and laid there for about 3 minutes before I could get up.Currently drinking vodka & oj and have a heatpack going on my lower back. I assume this will take care of things.
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Go to costco and get one of those memory foam mattress toppers. Its been doing amazing things for my back pain.And read a nice novel while you lie down.
 
'Kubes said:
Big props out to cosjobs, who sent me a fully loaded nook along with a UHEM shirt and Wine bat shirts both for me and the missus, all as a thank you for some movies I promised him that not only haven't shipped, but I haven't even gotten a box. Thanks gb, I'll get on that shipment for you.
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no worries - take care of your back.We migrated from Nook to Kindle this xmas, so you and GM now have our Nooks. You guys can support each other ...
 
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