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I don't know about stupid and lazy, but I've always thought the word Nevermore was a bit pompous and arrogant.had a racist truck driver come into my office today. co-worker- "hey trucker guy, would you like some apple juice?"trucker guy- "are N-words stupid and lazy?"
If these aren't gone, I'd take them. I can Paypal you postage. LMK.
email me some goofballs. thanks.I have five Big 12 teams in the Sweet 16. Do I have a brain tumor?Had oral surgery this morning, and I anticipate being hopped up on goofballs all day.
Pretty sure my contact info should be saved under "favorites" on your phone.HTHOh, and it helps if you attach the fileHere's why Facebook annoys the crap out of me.Guster sends me a PM asking to join Beanbag's awesome NCAA Bracket Challenge. He does not leave me his email address to forward the email from Dave. No problem, I think. I can just pull it off of Facebook under "Info"! So I go to Facebook, look up Guster and what do you, Guster has changed his Facebook site has been updated to the fancy new Timeline design, which I freaking hate. Okay, no problem, I'll just go to "info" and find his email. There is no "Info". There is no email address for Guster. Real cool upgrade.Guster, PM me your email address. Anybody else want in? Dave does a great job keeping everybody updated.
Then I stared at CNBC like Hock Meng Tay until I drifted off for a while. Just popped a couple of maintenance Vikes.
My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
Yeah, I suppose he has no choice, especially considering how crazy these townfolk are about their Tigers.'phishphan said:'krista4 said:Homer.'phishphan said:I saw Mayor Wharton's bracket posted on Facebook yesterday and thought for shtick I'd just use his bracket in my various pools. Then looked and, of course, he has Memphis winning it all.
Now that's being a homer, but then again what are you supposed to do when you're the mayor.
Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
All slots are rigged, lady.
And I'm not talking about machines either.
I have software that teaches one to count cards at blackjack. I wasn't up to my normal standards immediately after oral surgery (Versed--ask for it by name). Now the fog has mostly cleared.Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
You play blackjack for a living?I have software that teaches one to count cards at blackjack. I wasn't up to my normal standards immediately after oral surgery (Versed--ask for it by name). Now the fog has mostly cleared.Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
Nope, just a challenge. There's the science of doing it, and the art of getting away with it. And I want to stress that my sample size is still quite small, and I can't prove jack squat at this point.You play blackjack for a living?I have software that teaches one to count cards at blackjack. I wasn't up to my normal standards immediately after oral surgery (Versed--ask for it by name). Now the fog has mostly cleared.Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
So you're an ineffective scientist who hopes to become an artist? With your hair, I'm sure you'll have no trouble making that transition.Nope, just a challenge. There's the science of doing it, and the art of getting away with it. And I want to stress that my sample size is still quite small, and I can't prove jack squat at this point.You play blackjack for a living?I have software that teaches one to count cards at blackjack. I wasn't up to my normal standards immediately after oral surgery (Versed--ask for it by name). Now the fog has mostly cleared.Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
So you're an ineffective scientist who hopes to become an artist? With your hair, I'm sure you'll have no trouble making that transition.Nope, just a challenge. There's the science of doing it, and the art of getting away with it. And I want to stress that my sample size is still quite small, and I can't prove jack squat at this point.You play blackjack for a living?I have software that teaches one to count cards at blackjack. I wasn't up to my normal standards immediately after oral surgery (Versed--ask for it by name). Now the fog has mostly cleared.Still no clue what you're talking about.Just ran the test again and counted down the decks in 25, 24, and 25 seconds. Good to go.My card-counting software proved that I wasn't all there, but stubbornness made me count down three decks in a row before I quit. Took a while.
I'm more confused why the guy who has never been to Vegas keeps talking about card counting software without ever first explaining that he was learning to count cards or something. That whole tangent has been going on for awhile and seems to assume we all know what is going on there.
Oh, I've been to Vegas before. Just not in the last 2.5 years, so I'm kinda pumped. Sorry for the confusion.
Just play craps. You'll have a lot more fun. Why stress your brain during a vacation?Oh, I've been to Vegas before. Just not in the last 2.5 years, so I'm kinda pumped. Sorry for the confusion.
I'm not sure if you know what I thought I knew about what it is you and Rude did, or did not knowingly divulge to the rest of the group about what , in fact, you really know about card counting.
Exactly.
what is going on? you guys playing cards?Exactly.
What are cards?what is going on? you guys playing cards?Exactly.
Vandy has lost in the first round as a 4 or 5 seed their past three appearances. They are a horrible tournament team.Heard some dude going on and on about them yesterday on the radio, so I pegged that as my upset special. Also heard someone (Doug Gottlieb?) talking about Vandy getting bounced in the first round when they're a 4 or 5 seed so am considering avoiding them.These ghostly recollections are all I have to go on this year. :(Shuke, I have Long Beach State going to the Sweet 16 in one of mine as well.
I have them in the Final Four in one bracket. But then again, I don't know anything about Vegas either.
My bad. I might have confused you with someone else in here. Still don't remember where or why the card counting started.
I posted this in the "Tell us about your team" threadThey can play with anyone in the country. A road win at Ohio State and a 3 pt loss at UNC showed that. But getting swept by Iowa showed their dark side. It really depends if they're dictating tempo, hitting their 3s and getting to the line. I have them in Elite 8 one time, Sweet 16 three times and Round 2 one time.They will not lose to Montana.
Harvard can out-Wisconsin this team and win 42-38
They can play with anyone in the country. A road win at Ohio State and a 3 pt loss at UNC showed that. But getting swept by Iowa showed their dark side. It really depends if they're dictating tempo, hitting their 3s and getting to the line. I have them in Elite 8 one time, Sweet 16 three times and Round 2 one time.They will not lose to Montana.
I don't like Wisconsin at all.
