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SofaKings
Footballguy
There are more than a few certifiable folks there.
heckmanm
Footballguy
jplvr
Footballguy
You have the fevor too, huh?I would think Disney or one of the other parks would be the first places to start sniffing around.Also, if you're going to be that far south, you might as well look into the Tampa area, but don't go Scientologist on us if you do move there. You can probably also catch a bigger fish than a pinfish.
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HighBeams
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Met up with Miss, her boss and his wife for some patio drinks yesterday. After about an hour, we noticed a rather large woman becoming visibly upset with the only male member of her group. It wasn't long until we realized they were an item as she yelled out that her "(fun part) was on strike, her (fun part) is protesting." Around this time, we had friends join us and they had to walk right by their table to get to ours. They commented that something was going on as she was really giving this guy hell.
Since I have the bladder of a pregnant woman when I drink, I used this opportunity to excuse myself and head to the potty...and walk right by this table. It was obvious there was some solid drinking going on here, beer jugs and shot glasses on the table, so it was only a matter of time until the real fireworks started. Related, I noticed this classy woman had a tattoo on her upper chest of some sort of bird. When I say noticed, I mean her top was at the edge of the cliff and about to take the same downward plunge this once proud bird took. After years of sagging and lots of sad, this bird looked depressed. I think it used to be an eagle but now it looked more like Beaky Buzzard.
Anyway, a short time after I came back outside, our heroine decided this was her time to up the volume. "Blah blah blah, my (not so sure it's a fun part) is protesting! My (yeah, no way it's a fun part) is protesting!" More yammer from her then she quickly ran inside. A stunned silence swept the patio and we all sort of looked at each other and shrugged.
Once again, I excused myself to go inside as I really do piss a lot when I drink. As I stepped out of the men's room, I saw Beaky's caretaker coming out...and wiping her mouth. Oh I know what she did in there, yuck. She was lumbering and mumbling to herself so I took this as my opportunity to help her. Please note that sometimes I get my words mixed up and I may have made a small error when I offered to help the situation. Also, keep in mind this woman was hammered at this point and couldn't pick me out of a lineup of two people, a paperclip and a hot dog cart. I mentioned to this angel that I overheard what she was saying (the next area code overheard what she was yelling) and I think she was using the wrong word when she said "protesting." I told her that I believe her (man trap part) couldn't actually protest since it was inanimate (I'm sure it was actually dead) and she should use a word that indicated his time down there had expired...or lapsed. She listened as best she could and thanked me before she turned to go back to the patio...
"My (I'm sure it's dead part) is prolapsing!"
...dear god, she actually said it.
"You did this to me and my (poor thing never had a chance part) is prolapsing now!"
What was a stunned silence before was now wide-eyed people choking on their stifled laughs. Well, all but Miss. She choked on her drink when she first heard it but I felt her glare immediately after. She knew it was me. I slipped around the other way to my seat so I could see the rest of the show. Unfortunately, the bar staff deemed our princess was drunk (durrr) and asked her to leave before the main event started. In a surprising move, she agreed, paid up and left without incident. Once she was down the street (people were actually watching to make sure she was out of earshot) the whole place broke into laughter and talked about what they saw/heard. It was fun.
Since I have the bladder of a pregnant woman when I drink, I used this opportunity to excuse myself and head to the potty...and walk right by this table. It was obvious there was some solid drinking going on here, beer jugs and shot glasses on the table, so it was only a matter of time until the real fireworks started. Related, I noticed this classy woman had a tattoo on her upper chest of some sort of bird. When I say noticed, I mean her top was at the edge of the cliff and about to take the same downward plunge this once proud bird took. After years of sagging and lots of sad, this bird looked depressed. I think it used to be an eagle but now it looked more like Beaky Buzzard.
Anyway, a short time after I came back outside, our heroine decided this was her time to up the volume. "Blah blah blah, my (not so sure it's a fun part) is protesting! My (yeah, no way it's a fun part) is protesting!" More yammer from her then she quickly ran inside. A stunned silence swept the patio and we all sort of looked at each other and shrugged.
Once again, I excused myself to go inside as I really do piss a lot when I drink. As I stepped out of the men's room, I saw Beaky's caretaker coming out...and wiping her mouth. Oh I know what she did in there, yuck. She was lumbering and mumbling to herself so I took this as my opportunity to help her. Please note that sometimes I get my words mixed up and I may have made a small error when I offered to help the situation. Also, keep in mind this woman was hammered at this point and couldn't pick me out of a lineup of two people, a paperclip and a hot dog cart. I mentioned to this angel that I overheard what she was saying (the next area code overheard what she was yelling) and I think she was using the wrong word when she said "protesting." I told her that I believe her (man trap part) couldn't actually protest since it was inanimate (I'm sure it was actually dead) and she should use a word that indicated his time down there had expired...or lapsed. She listened as best she could and thanked me before she turned to go back to the patio...
"My (I'm sure it's dead part) is prolapsing!"
...dear god, she actually said it.
"You did this to me and my (poor thing never had a chance part) is prolapsing now!"
What was a stunned silence before was now wide-eyed people choking on their stifled laughs. Well, all but Miss. She choked on her drink when she first heard it but I felt her glare immediately after. She knew it was me. I slipped around the other way to my seat so I could see the rest of the show. Unfortunately, the bar staff deemed our princess was drunk (durrr) and asked her to leave before the main event started. In a surprising move, she agreed, paid up and left without incident. Once she was down the street (people were actually watching to make sure she was out of earshot) the whole place broke into laughter and talked about what they saw/heard. It was fun.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I love stories like that
Notorious T.R.E.
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Stripper?'Frostillicus said:
Notorious T.R.E.
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Wrong answer. Signed,Gopher fan.Edit: Wait, after re-reading I'm not sure what you're saying, but the answer is losing in the first round>>>>nit'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
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Notorious T.R.E.
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2-2?'BigJohn said:'Notorious T.R.E. said:I'm on WI, Cincy, Marquette and Lou.'Bob Sacamano said:
Stoneys
MudCat
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Have you watched and enjoyed the Gopher run in the NIT?
Marvin
Footballguy
Stoneys
MudCat
would they need binoculars to see the 'puppets'?
Marvin
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
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Meh.Edit: Mostly they just make me mad when they play well at this point. It's too late, knobs.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Yep. I've always wanted to live near the ocean and my wife's always wanted to live near the beach, but we never did it. After spending a week there with the kids we're seriously considering it, at least to the point where we're looking into jobs and housing and what not. And I'm pretty sure those were pretty big pinfish.'jplvr said:
Notorious T.R.E.
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Plus, think of all of the old people you could befriend. It would be like Tannerpalooza.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
This is truth.
Marvin
Footballguy
California >>>> Florida
Notorious T.R.E.
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Frosty> I'd PM Shuke. He knows ish.
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HighBeams
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Heading into the city to see The Raid again. We saw this at TIFF but it's been Americained and renamed The Raid: Redemption. This might be the best action movie ever made and I suggest you see this in a theatre if you get the chance. It's an adrenaline rush with total brutality but it is beautifully shot and some fight scenes will blow your mind.
We'll also be having dinner with her new boss and his wife again. Miss has been a lot happier since she quit her old job and started working for this new group a few weeks ago. She went from an office version of Mean Girls with all the drama queens to a relaxed atmosphere where people get along and work well together.
We'll also be having dinner with her new boss and his wife again. Miss has been a lot happier since she quit her old job and started working for this new group a few weeks ago. She went from an office version of Mean Girls with all the drama queens to a relaxed atmosphere where people get along and work well together.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
He's asking if you have a small weiner
Orlando is considered "near the ocean"?
cosjobs
Footballguy
compared to where he is now? yes
so if I move a few miles east or west of Chicago, I'd also be "near the ocean"?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Frosty, thank you for the Linkedn friend request, if I ever figure out what Linkedn does exactly, I'm sure this will be very valuable. 
Also, can somebody please explain to me how a movie about children murdering each other so they can have the privilege of eating gets a PG13 rating?
TIA
Also, can somebody please explain to me how a movie about children murdering each other so they can have the privilege of eating gets a PG13 rating?
TIA
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Marvin
Footballguy
All I know is that I wish I had thought of it first.Frosty, thank you for the Linkedn friend request, if I ever figure out what Linkedn does exactly, I'm sure this will be very valuable.
Also, can somebody please explain to me how a movie about children murdering each other so they can have the privilege of eating gets a PG13 rating?
TIA
Sarnoff
Footballguy
A snuff film would be PG-13 if it didn't show any boobs.Frosty, thank you for the Linkedn friend request, if I ever figure out what Linkedn does exactly, I'm sure this will be very valuable.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Jesus dude, relax.
Marvin
Footballguy
So two more positive things about FLA.
Tampa has the Bucs, Lightning, and Rays plus pretty good college teams at USF and proximity to the ocean/beaches. They also have Busch Gardens.
Orlando has the Magic and Disney. What else?
Orlando has the Magic and Disney. What else?
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
My wife wants to take the boys to Walt Disney town but I'm not sure if we should take our carriage or the auto gyro.
Marvin
Footballguy
I would suggest coming to Disneyland but there is a crapload more stuff in Orlando.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
My dad told me Disneyland burned down
Marvin
Footballguy
It did. You don't need to come out to CA for anything.My dad told me Disneyland burned down
YSR
Footballguy
I think you were on hiatus when I posted before that Romo and I are possibly roadtripping to SF for a friend's wedding. The route I've pulled up has us going directly through Oildale.It did. You don't need to come out to CA for anything.My dad told me Disneyland burned down
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I only mentioned Orlando because we have family that lives there. I don't know how far it is from the ocean. I'm not ruling out any area of Florida or focusing on any area. To be honest this probably won't end up happening anyway. I'd miss the meat raffles too much.
Marvin
Footballguy
I think you were on hiatus when I posted before that Romo and I are possibly roadtripping to SF for a friend's wedding. The route I've pulled up has us going directly through Oildale.It did. You don't need to come out to CA for anything.My dad told me Disneyland burned down
Actually that would be a longer route than necessary...if you're coming from LA.
that's coolI just thought it was strange that you mentioned wanting to be near the beach/ocean and were using Orlando as your starting point. It's still a pretty short drive away so not too bad.http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_far_is_Orlando_Florida_from_the_ocean
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