I only mentioned Orlando because we have family that lives there. I don't know how far it is from the ocean. I'm not ruling out any area of Florida or focusing on any area. To be honest this probably won't end up happening anyway. I'd miss the meat raffles too much.
I have a house for sale in Jacksonville. Located on the Intracoastal, with a dock and a pool, 1 acre yard and two miles from the beach. I'll knock $1k off of asking price for some more movies.
I think you were on hiatus when I posted before that Romo and I are possibly roadtripping to SF for a friend's wedding. The route I've pulled up has us going directly through Oildale.

Actually that would be a longer route than necessary...if you're coming from LA.
Google Maps gives me two routes, and
Route 1 is the default. Also, it kind of allows us to go by the Grand Canyon, which I've never seen.