GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Marvin]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

You're posting from the toilet, aren't you?

 

[eaganwildcats]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

Post 7: Beer 6 down 1:25.

 

[Josie Maran]

Deucing at Target. Good times.

 

[Josie Maran]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

You're posting from the toilet, aren't you?

I AM!!!!!

 

[Marvin]

Deucing at Target. Good times.

Mossimo toilet paper?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've never smoked weed either.

Me either.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

Post 7: Beer 6 down 1:25.

Post 8: Beer 7 down 1:55. Starting to feel it. Wish it was nice outside so it was easier to 'stay active'. So we beat on, boats against the current...

 

[shuke]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

Post 7: Beer 6 down 1:25.

Post 8: Beer 7 down 1:55. Starting to feel it. Wish it was nice outside so it was easier to 'stay active'. So we beat on, boats against the current...

So what are you doing, just sitting around? You're f'ed.

 

[Josie Maran]

I've never smoked weed either.

Me either.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Case Day Diary post 1: 11:15 AM first Grain Belt cracked. It is a miserable 45 degrees and raining outside -- chance of rain remains over 50% all day. Nevertheless, case day goes ahead undeterred. Stay tuned.

Post 2: First beer was delightful - finished 11:35. Drinking Grain Belt Premium (in cans, unfortunately). Second beer opened 11:45.

The sun did not shine. It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and drank beer all damn day.

Post 3: Beer 2 done (12:00), onward and upward. Third opened 12:02.

Post 4: 3 down (12:30) 4th opened. See shirt

Post 5: Back on track, 4th finished (12:48). Had a mistake in judgement last night when I gorged myself on Chinese food. An unexpected #2 has also served to break the seal already

Post 6: Beer 5 down (1:05). Slight break for a change of venue.

Post 7: Beer 6 down 1:25.

Post 8: Beer 7 down 1:55. Starting to feel it. Wish it was nice outside so it was easier to 'stay active'. So we beat on, boats against the current...

So what are you doing, just sitting around? You're f'ed.

Pretty much. Playing FIFA right now. Hopefully will clear up soon. Post 9: Beer 8 down 2:25.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

 

[mr. furley]

let's go no more videos for now

it takes 30 minutes to read a single ####ing page in here

My link

 

[mr. furley]

I think some Furley videos would be epic.Haven't seen anything from Hack here either.

He doesn't have the balls

i'm still in awe of the moving pictures. would have no idea where to begin on how to make one or post it. not even sure we possess the technology in this house.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

 

[Guster]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

 

[shuke]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

I think we need videos starting with number 12.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

Post 12: beer 11 down 3:40.feeling it.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

I think we need videos starting with number 12.

Noted.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Hippling -

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

Yeah, I don't get this either. Totally lost.

Please don't go Christo on me at this time of night. Yes: it is hard to believe you - not someone - has never tried pot. Actually borderline unbelievable. Even harder to believe you have never had a puff of a cigarette. Most especially if you've tried other recreational drugs like e.

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat (LOOK AT ME: I HAD PRIVATE CHAT SESSIONS WITH KRISTA ALMOST A DECADE AGO), and I called bull#### like Thorn. It really is hard to believe. But if she's sticking to the same story for this long, it's either true or she smoked so much dope she can't remember.

 

[krista4]

Hippling -

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

Yeah, I don't get this either. Totally lost.

Please don't go Christo on me at this time of night. Yes: it is hard to believe you - not someone - has never tried pot. Actually borderline unbelievable. Even harder to believe you have never had a puff of a cigarette. Most especially if you've tried other recreational drugs like e.

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat (LOOK AT ME: I HAD PRIVATE CHAT SESSIONS WITH KRISTA ALMOST A DECADE AGO), and I called bull#### like Thorn. It really is hard to believe. But if she's sticking to the same story for this long, it's either true or she smoked so much dope she can't remember.

Geez, was it really that long ago? I must have been what, about 21 then? I first experienced other people smoking pot when I was in high school. I observed it made them dumb. I've never wanted to be made dumb. In fact had never even tried ANY drug until about five years ago. And then the only thing I ever tried was E, though I've been around cocaine, LSD, mushrooms, etc. I've never liked the way people acted when taking any of those so have never been tempted.ETA: I agree with my fellow pot virgin proninja that it should be legalized, though.

 

[AhrnCityPahnder]

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

cornhole wagon now moving at 75MPH

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

 

[Frostillicus]

Wife and kids are in Utah. I'm gonna go get drunk now. Talk to you guys later.

 

[Marvin]

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

cornhole wagon now moving at 75MPH

popcorn

 

[Guster]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

This photo is privateOops! You don't have permission to view this photo

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

This photo is privateOops! You don't have permission to view this photo

Try now

 

[Guster]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

This photo is privateOops! You don't have permission to view this photo

Try now

Same

 

[Marvin]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

This photo is privateOops! You don't have permission to view this photo

Try now

It's telling us to sign-in to yahoo, Drunky.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

T shirt update???

Ye ask and ye shall receive.

If this doesn't work I quit.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Post 10: Beer 9 down 2:45. Where is the drunk thread?

Post 11: Beer 10 down 3:12.

Post 12: beer 11 down 3:40.feeling it.

Post 13: beer 12 down 4:40. It will be an uphill climb...

 

[Jeff Vader]

Hippling -

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

Yeah, I don't get this either. Totally lost.

Please don't go Christo on me at this time of night. Yes: it is hard to believe you - not someone - has never tried pot. Actually borderline unbelievable. Even harder to believe you have never had a puff of a cigarette. Most especially if you've tried other recreational drugs like e.

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat (LOOK AT ME: I HAD PRIVATE CHAT SESSIONS WITH KRISTA ALMOST A DECADE AGO), and I called bull#### like Thorn. It really is hard to believe. But if she's sticking to the same story for this long, it's either true or she smoked so much dope she can't remember.

Geez, was it really that long ago? I must have been what, about 21 then? I first experienced other people smoking pot when I was in high school. I observed it made them dumb. I've never wanted to be made dumb. In fact had never even tried ANY drug until about five years ago. And then the only thing I ever tried was E, though I've been around cocaine, LSD, mushrooms, etc. I've never liked the way people acted when taking any of those so have never been tempted.ETA: I agree with my fellow pot virgin proninja that it should be legalized, though.

I was going to theorize that you were too much of an overachiever to try the dum? man's drug, but I was afraid you'd take it the wrong way and give me the thorn treatment. ETA: also, we are inverted drug users. I've been around everything but the only one I haven't tried is e (but was never a regular user of anything except the debil's weed). Also, except for one comic occasion chronicled here, I haven't touched anything but alcohol in 15+ years.

 

[Jeff Vader]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Attn: Tanner and other teachers.

Do you have to snack while grading?

Also, on a scale of 1-10 (10 the worst, 1 the least), how bad am I for working through my son's Easter jellybeans while he's away for the weekend?

 

[HighBeams]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

I've read this before...not alive until transitional adulthood. Common theory behind the story.

 

[Jeff Vader]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

I've read this before...not alive until transitional adulthood. Common theory behind the story.

You know, if that was the context I wouldn't be laughing so hard. At least that's trying to be analytical, (as crappy as the theory might be).

But no.

Also, did you know that we'll always be faced with decisions in life?

True.

 

[HighBeams]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

I've read this before...not alive until transitional adulthood. Common theory behind the story.

You know, if that was the context I wouldn't be laughing so hard. At least that's trying to be analytical, (as crappy as the theory might be).

But no.

Also, did you know that we'll always be faced with decisions in life?

True.

I think the theory has merit. Alice was seeking answers to life much the same as we do once we lose the innocence of childhood. I don't understand why you would dismiss something as "crappy" when it comes to how someone interprets literature.

 

[Jeff Vader]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

I've read this before...not alive until transitional adulthood. Common theory behind the story.

You know, if that was the context I wouldn't be laughing so hard. At least that's trying to be analytical, (as crappy as the theory might be).

But no.

Also, did you know that we'll always be faced with decisions in life?

True.

I think the theory has merit. Alice was seeking answers to life much the same as we do once we lose the innocence of childhood. I don't understand why you would dismiss something as "crappy" when it comes to how someone interprets literature.

Yea, I'm going to pass on literary debate in the GMTAN. Sorry dude. I was just trying to make people smile or laugh or at least something unserious.

 

[HighBeams]

In other news:

I just had a student claim that Alice (she of pot smoking caterpillars and magic mushrooms) was born because she was curious. Repeat: if she wasn't curious her life wouldn't exist.

This is an upperclassman at a highly competitive university.

I've read this before...not alive until transitional adulthood. Common theory behind the story.

You know, if that was the context I wouldn't be laughing so hard. At least that's trying to be analytical, (as crappy as the theory might be).

But no.

Also, did you know that we'll always be faced with decisions in life?

True.

I think the theory has merit. Alice was seeking answers to life much the same as we do once we lose the innocence of childhood. I don't understand why you would dismiss something as "crappy" when it comes to how someone interprets literature.

Yea, I'm going to pass on literary debate in the GMTAN. Sorry dude. I was just trying to make people smile or laugh or at least something unserious.

I completely understand.

 

[cosjobs]

Hippling -

Now I see your edit with link. I still don't get it. Is it actually hard to believe someone has never tried pot?Nor have I ever had even a puff of a cigarette.Now, don't ask me about ecstasy.

Yes. Grow up.

Yeah, I don't get this either. Totally lost.

Please don't go Christo on me at this time of night. Yes: it is hard to believe you - not someone - has never tried pot. Actually borderline unbelievable. Even harder to believe you have never had a puff of a cigarette. Most especially if you've tried other recreational drugs like e.

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat (LOOK AT ME: I HAD PRIVATE CHAT SESSIONS WITH KRISTA ALMOST A DECADE AGO), and I called bull#### like Thorn. It really is hard to believe. But if she's sticking to the same story for this long, it's either true or she smoked so much dope she can't remember.

Geez, was it really that long ago? I must have been what, about 21 then? I first experienced other people smoking pot when I was in high school. I observed it made them dumb. I've never wanted to be made dumb. In fact had never even tried ANY drug until about five years ago. And then the only thing I ever tried was E, though I've been around cocaine, LSD, mushrooms, etc. I've never liked the way people acted when taking any of those so have never been tempted.ETA: I agree with my fellow pot virgin proninja that it should be legalized, though.

ARE YOU CALING ME DUM?

 

[-fish-]

I'd be willing to engage in literary debate--including Alice's Adventures in Wonderland--but I need a couple hours to get drunk first, since I've never smoked pot.

 

[mr. furley]

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat

who are you?

 

[cosjobs]

Seven or eight years ago Krista admitted the same thing in chat

who are you?

john_mx alias, duh

 

[Thorn]

Tentative ACP cornhole plans are on hold, but cell phone numbers have been exchanged

cornhole wagon now moving at 75MPH

:movie sized popcorn:

 

[Josie Maran]

LitChat activated.

 

[-fish-]

LitChat activated.

do we need credentials for this? I've been hoping for some use for my undergrad degree for 15 years.

 

[Gadzooks]

Interesting developments that are going to lead to me drinking heavily tonight.

First off, 22 YO went away for the weekend with her family to their house on Cape Cod. Next Friday she leaves for a week to go to a conference in Vegas. Since my relationship with her is doomed to end badly, some have suggested I move on and pursue other options, someone even was kind enough to write a song about it. As I've mentioned before, my Dental Hygienist (we'll call her "DH") has piqued my interest and I've been told the interest is mutual. So yesterday I sent her message asking her out via the Facebooks private message technology. I thought my message was alright and even borderline charming:

"Hey... would it be a violation of the Hygienist/Patient code if I were to take you out for a drink some night? What do you say?"

It took her just about 24 hours to respond with:

"Let me get back to you on that "

I don't even know how to respond to that or if I want to respond to it. I've been banging a hot 22 YO for the last 5 months and she's gonna "get back to me on that". I feel like going all

on her.Anyways, I found today that the first girl that I sorta "dated" after my divorce a few years ago has gotten engaged. This girl wasn't that big of a deal to me, but I always felt like she was the "first" girl of the 2nd half of my life. While preparing for my first sexy time experience after divorce, I had developed a freakish ingrown hair from man-scaping and started a thread about it which was deleted within a day. I'll always remember that girl for being my "first" after divorce and for that freakish ingrown hair I got while preparing for her. I just find it ironic that she gets engaged and I'm getting "Let me get back to you on that"

So I guess this means there is only one thing for me to do tonight: drink until I do something (or someone) stupid. I'm going to figure out the video thingy on my phone before getting wasted though. I apologize now for the insults I will direct at Tanner later. You know I love you, Yoda.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Interesting developments that are going to lead to me drinking heavily tonight.

First off, 22 YO went away for the weekend with her family to their house on Cape Cod. Next Friday she leaves for a week to go to a conference in Vegas. Since my relationship with her is doomed to end badly, some have suggested I move on and pursue other options, someone even was kind enough to write a song about it. As I've mentioned before, my Dental Hygienist (we'll call her "DH") has piqued my interest and I've been told the interest is mutual. So yesterday I sent her message asking her out via the Facebooks private message technology. I thought my message was alright and even borderline charming:

"Hey... would it be a violation of the Hygienist/Patient code if I were to take you out for a drink some night? What do you say?"

It took her just about 24 hours to respond with:

"Let me get back to you on that "

I don't even know how to respond to that or if I want to respond to it. I've been banging a hot 22 YO for the last 5 months and she's gonna "get back to me on that". I feel like going all

Yea, but how do you feel about curiosity being a lifeforce in Alice in Wonderland?

 

[Gadzooks]

Interesting developments that are going to lead to me drinking heavily tonight.

First off, 22 YO went away for the weekend with her family to their house on Cape Cod. Next Friday she leaves for a week to go to a conference in Vegas. Since my relationship with her is doomed to end badly, some have suggested I move on and pursue other options, someone even was kind enough to write a song about it. As I've mentioned before, my Dental Hygienist (we'll call her "DH") has piqued my interest and I've been told the interest is mutual. So yesterday I sent her message asking her out via the Facebooks private message technology. I thought my message was alright and even borderline charming:

"Hey... would it be a violation of the Hygienist/Patient code if I were to take you out for a drink some night? What do you say?"

It took her just about 24 hours to respond with:

"Let me get back to you on that "

I don't even know how to respond to that or if I want to respond to it. I've been banging a hot 22 YO for the last 5 months and she's gonna "get back to me on that". I feel like going all

Makes me want to get high

 

[Jeff Vader]

LitChat activated.

do we need credentials for this? I've been hoping for some use for my undergrad degree for 15 years.

Oh btw, GB, I've been meaning to tell you this for awhile -For a guy whose life implodes a lot, you have one of the happiest, sh## eating grins I've ever seen. It's dreamy. What's your secret?Wait. Let me guess.1. You never get less than 12 hours sleep.2. You never play cards against guy who has the same first name as the city.3. You never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

 

[Guster]

GLGB Zooks