GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Mr.Pack]

St. Louis Cardinal fans, who's the stoner that announces Cards games on the radio?

Dude was cracking me up today.

He loves saying names... Travis Ishiiiiii.......kawaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[EYLive]

firstrowsports is dead. :(

New extension?

 

[mr. furley]

firstrowsports is dead. :(New extension?

"this domain has been seized by ICE"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Your army, I want to be in it

I wish I had a hipster friend to send this pic to. Oh wait, no I don't.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Your army, I want to be in it

I wish I had a hipster friend to send this pic to. Oh wait, no I don't.

Pfft, I don't even know what a hipster is.

 

[proninja]

I'm too old to celebrate my birthday for 3 days. I'm only halfway through and I feel like I'm going to die. Just spent 24 hours with one of the twenty-somethings, dropped her at her house, came home and showered and have a date in 15 minutes. Tomorrow night more of the same. Ninja--FBG buddy system officially activated.

Have some fun for the boring married dude at home cleaning up the house on sunday night.

 

[krista4]

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I Krista.

 

[Frostillicus]

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

 

[krista4]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

Yep. Oh wait, that wasn't directed at me...nevermind. INNOCENT!!!!

 

[Frostillicus]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

Been at the cabin hitting up the meat raffle (we won a bunch of pork chops, some chicken breasts, and a whole chicken - got there late and steak and ribs and bacon was gone) and pulltabs (won 200). I plan to start this week.

 

[krista4]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

Yep. Oh wait, that wasn't directed at me...nevermind. INNOCENT!!!!

Couldn't have set that up more perfectly and been less aware that I did.

 

[proninja]

Gllll Vader - sounds like a pretty easy choice to me

 

[Marvin]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

Been at the cabin hitting up the meat raffle

I vote that this replaces "crock pot chicken" in the GMTAN lexicon.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I Krista.

Back atcha.

I have an upstairs, first/business class, exit-row seat. This is the best possible seat one could get on any flight. I anticipate no fewer than three screaming babies surrounding me.Oh, and on the flight from Singapore to Tokyo, they started the flight by announcing it was the last flight for one of the flight attendants before retirement. I was sure we were going to die.NOW THE GUY IS TALKING ABOUT HIS POOP!

Upstairs?

747. Upstairs.I'm back in Memphis after another nearly 30-hour journey. Tomorrow I have to be at work early for an all-day series of meetings due to the announcement of our department restructuring, including my promotion but Zack and others being fired, etc., so I'll get to deal with a lot of people who now report to me and will likely be pissed. Yay. In case I hadn't mentioned it, April 2012 can get Face AIDS.Jeff Vader, you might wish to check in with proninja, who chucked a career to do what he loves, and also upgraded his wife (though you don't need to do that), and seems to be happier than ever.YSR, there is no situation in which a burnt spoon is okey-dokey.I cried watching the Muppets movie so think I must be very tired.

I liked that Movie. I don't know why I capitilized movie. And I think I spelled capitalized wrong.

You crack Lolita yet?

Yep. Oh wait, that wasn't directed at me...nevermind. INNOCENT!!!!

Couldn't have set that up more perfectly and been less aware that I did.

Yeah, once again, I love you like Karl Malone loved John Stockton. Like Dirk loved Nash. You dish it, I'm all over it. Wait, did that make any sense?FEI, I'm shmammered.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

The bar is closed, I'm playing awesome music on the juke and destroying gigantic vodka drinks. By myself. I wish every bar could be like this.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have no idea which of the 9 videos I just did that this is...and I hate what I just did to the English language.

 

[Bogart]

I'm making this my new ringtone. All of it.

 

[Osaurus]

In Orlando across from Disney for 3 days....beats working.

 

[Jeff Vader]

Gllll Vader - sounds like a pretty easy choice to me

Thanks. Easy? No, but definitely the best route.Thanks to you too, K4.

 

[Jeff Vader]

You and I share an exuberance for f-bombs after a couple drinks.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Page 2 bump. Good morning, people.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Holy Jebus I'm a rambling idiot.

 

[Marvin]

Dammit...can't check these out for a few hours. Highlights? Stuffed animals? Regular animals? Wardrobe changes?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

A 2 1/2 minute, F-bombed dissertation on the proper way to serve a chilled shot.

 

[Bogart]

"cloudy chilled"

 

[phishphan]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

 

[Marvin]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'm willing to accept it.

 

[phishphan]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'm willing to accept it.

Wearing sunglasses in the house at night. if you would have also been wearing a backwards hat, that would have been a pic of my sack.

 

[Marvin]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'm willing to accept it.

Wearing sunglasses in the house at night. if you would have also been wearing a backwards hat, that would have been a pic of my sack.

Why I was wearing sunglasses.

 

[phishphan]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'm willing to accept it.

Wearing sunglasses in the house at night. if you would have also been wearing a backwards hat, that would have been a pic of my sack.

Why I was wearing sunglasses.

all of the sudden I am confused. very, VERY confused

 

[Marvin]

For Tanner and his sober Corey Hart impersonation video -> http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/3369/20120430084152.jpg

Not sure what I did to deserve this but I'm willing to accept it.

Wearing sunglasses in the house at night. if you would have also been wearing a backwards hat, that would have been a pic of my sack.

Why I was wearing sunglasses.

all of the sudden I am confused. very, VERY confused

Wait...this might be the link I wanted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

 

[Marvin]

Meanwhile in Youngstown...

 

[Marvin]

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Spicoli: Hey, man, just be glad I had fast reflexes.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Meanwhile in Youngstown...

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Spicoli: Hey, man, just be glad I had fast reflexes.

Like a cat.Shirt.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Meanwhile in Youngstown...

Wait, do you think that'd work?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

CLOUDY COLD!!!Get it right!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Bob, I'm glad you didn't die today.

 

[Marvin]

Can't remember if I posted this here or sent it as a random, drunk text.

My wife makes custom cookies as a side job. The other day she gets an email from a woman that wants to order a couple of dozen for her son's HS graduation party. She tells the wife she wants them in the colors of the kid's school and gave her several options for what to write on the cookies:

Congrats Ryan

FHS 2012

Titans 2012

Class of 2012

Good Job Ryan

Congrats Ry-Dog

Good Luck Ry-Ry

Congrats ###### (rhymes with maggot)

Apparently that's what Ryan's sister calls him. I told the wife to make 24 cookies that just say [F]AGGOT on them.

 

[Bogart]

You are right. Just called myself to doublecheck.

 

[urbanhack]

I was about to pass a tractor trailer on the way to the office, he was far right lane, I was in the lane next to him, and his back two wheels fell off. I was going 80+ but managed to avoid both wheels thanks to the quality brakes on my car. Freaky.

Damn...i worry about that sometimes on the interstates. I know people have been killed in and around Chicago in the past from accidents like this.Glad you are okay GB.

 

[Marvin]

Daily freak-out

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I have some pretty idiotic shot vids from the weekend. I'm not sure how many if any got through to the text team. I did do a shot at the bar with a german shephard that's probably worth seeing I guess.

 

[General Malaise]

Getting old sucks.

 

[Marvin]

Meanwhile in Youngstown...

Wait, do you think that'd work?

Movie night!