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Sitting on the beach in Mexico drinking as many alcoholic beverages as my body can tolerate to take full advantage of the all-inclusive nature of this resort. The wife is reading 50 Shades of Grey and is responding appropriately. Will endeavor to do a Mexican shot video Thursday, despite the fact I've never watched any of the others. Are there any special rules?
I hope you get kidnapped by some cartel.
Couldn't be worse than living in Bakersfield
Actually it could.
 
I'm guessing doublewide hairstylist's name is either Gloria or Krystal.
"Lee" in this instance. But I agree with your general assessment. I'm now getting a pedicure at "New Fancy Nails". Oh how I wish I knew how to break into this city and not just depend on my MIL's recommendation insistence that I go to her places.
As someone who picked up and moved 1800 miles to a new city where he knew nobody, let me offer you some advice on this particular matter.MIL: "Go here"

You: Go there.

Wa-la!

 
I started doing the bills last night but had to stop out of anger. Mrs. SLB bought me flowers today as an apology. :mellow: :mellow:

I'm continuing now and just came across the 4th thank you note from somebody I'm not even sure who they are thanking her for a gift.

I'm considering driving to Youngstown and finding that guy in the SUV and beating the piss out of him.

 
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I'm guessing doublewide hairstylist's name is either Gloria or Krystal.
"Lee" in this instance. But I agree with your general assessment. I'm now getting a pedicure at "New Fancy Nails". Oh how I wish I knew how to break into this city and not just depend on my MIL's recommendation insistence that I go to her places.
As someone who picked up and moved 1800 miles to a new city where he knew nobody, let me offer you some advice on this particular matter.MIL: "Go here"

You: Go there.

Wa-la!
Also, latching onto some Romospunk with one of your eggs all but guarantees you'll be forced to spend time with lots of new people, one or two of whom you might even like. Having a kid is like sinking a ship in the ocean. Eventually this whole new system of life develops around you whether you want it to or not.

 
I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it. :unsure: Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.
Sorry to hear, man.
:goodposting: :sadbanana: Just curious, are you overweight?
You probably missed this one:
I'm just like Homer, except with donuts instead of vodka.
Thanks to all for your concern. It is something of a self-inflicted wound, though. :unsure:
 
I'm guessing doublewide hairstylist's name is either Gloria or Krystal.
"Lee" in this instance. But I agree with your general assessment. I'm now getting a pedicure at "New Fancy Nails". Oh how I wish I knew how to break into this city and not just depend on my MIL's recommendation insistence that I go to her places.
As someone who picked up and moved 1800 miles to a new city where he knew nobody, let me offer you some advice on this particular matter.MIL: "Go here"

You: Go there.

Wa-la!
Also, latching onto some Romospunk with one of your eggs all but guarantees you'll be forced to spend time with lots of new people, one or two of whom you might even like. Having a kid is like sinking a ship in the ocean. Eventually this whole new system of life develops around you whether you want it to or not.
Brutal. :lmao:
 
I'm guessing doublewide hairstylist's name is either Gloria or Krystal.
"Lee" in this instance. But I agree with your general assessment. I'm now getting a pedicure at "New Fancy Nails". Oh how I wish I knew how to break into this city and not just depend on my MIL's recommendation insistence that I go to her places.
As someone who picked up and moved 1800 miles to a new city where he knew nobody, let me offer you some advice on this particular matter.MIL: "Go here"

You: Go there.

Wa-la!
Also, latching onto some Romospunk with one of your eggs all but guarantees you'll be forced to spend time with lots of new people, one or two of whom you might even like. Having a kid is like sinking a ship in the ocean. Eventually this whole new system of life develops around you whether you want it to or not.
Plus there is a lot of screaming and a big oil slick to look forward too.
 
I was formally diagnosed with diabetes today. Surprisingly, he didn't put me on medication right away, but he did write a prescription for a glucometer and diabetes education to learn how to use it. :unsure: Still haven't decided whether I will eat myself to an early grave or not. I have, however, decided to have a big blast of Jamesons.
Sorry to hear, man.
:goodposting: :sadbanana: Just curious, are you overweight?
You probably missed this one:
I'm just like Homer, except with donuts instead of vodka.
Thanks to all for your concern. It is something of a self-inflicted wound, though. :unsure:
I love vodka AND donuts. And fried chicken.
 
Also, to my drunken friends, I'm getting blood drawn Saturday for my bi-annual physical. I started taking Liver Rite in February. I'll let you know if it helps or a scam I suspect.

 
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I'm guessing doublewide hairstylist's name is either Gloria or Krystal.
"Lee" in this instance. But I agree with your general assessment. I'm now getting a pedicure at "New Fancy Nails". Oh how I wish I knew how to break into this city and not just depend on my MIL's recommendation insistence that I go to her places.
As someone who picked up and moved 1800 miles to a new city where he knew nobody, let me offer you some advice on this particular matter.MIL: "Go here"

You: Go there.

Wa-la!
Also, latching onto some Romospunk with one of your eggs all but guarantees you'll be forced to spend time with lots of new people, one or two of whom you might even like. Having a kid is like sinking a ship in the ocean. Eventually this whole new system of life develops around you whether you want it to or not.
Plus there is a lot of screaming and a big oil slick to look forward too.
:lmao:
 
Miss got a phone call from a bar manager friend of hers asking if I could cover for a bartender that had a death in the family. Went in at 10am for an 11am open at a martini type place in the financial district of the city...walked out at 3:30 with $245 in tips. I saw tons of douchebags in suits and lots of eye candy...all ready to throw loot around. I want to do this more often.Also love this PM...

What will it take for you to never post on this board again? Serious question
 
I had a bleak moment of self-realization last night: I need to get out of this grad program.
life & kids >>>>>>>>>>>> work:shrug:
:goodposting: Hey Pickles> Did you do your doc before or after kids? I know you're a super genius with ice in your veins and I'm a hipster with mad cow disease, but I'm still curious if you went through this.
I started my Ph.D. at 22. That's really the only sane way to do it.
look at this ####ing guy
 
Miss got a phone call from a bar manager friend of hers asking if I could cover for a bartender that had a death in the family. Went in at 10am for an 11am open at a martini type place in the financial district of the city...walked out at 3:30 with $245 in tips. I saw tons of douchebags in suits and lots of eye candy...all ready to throw loot around. I want to do this more often.Also love this PM...

What will it take for you to never post on this board again? Serious question
Block PMs from Furley.
 
Miss got a phone call from a bar manager friend of hers asking if I could cover for a bartender that had a death in the family. Went in at 10am for an 11am open at a martini type place in the financial district of the city...walked out at 3:30 with $245 in tips. I saw tons of douchebags in suits and lots of eye candy...all ready to throw loot around. I want to do this more often.Also love this PM...

What will it take for you to never post on this board again? Serious question
Block PMs from Furley.
i have no idea who you are
 
I had a bleak moment of self-realization last night: I need to get out of this grad program.
life & kids >>>>>>>>>>>> work:shrug:
:goodposting: Hey Pickles> Did you do your doc before or after kids? I know you're a super genius with ice in your veins and I'm a hipster with mad cow disease, but I'm still curious if you went through this.
I started my Ph.D. at 22. That's really the only sane way to do it.
Yep. I did two grad degrees while married, but I married a very patient woman and the PhD seems like a different monster.
 
Well that was weird...

Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...

####### crazy

 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Please don't die, TUP. At least not until I drink you to death at my wedding suaré.
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Please don't die, TUP. At least not until I drink you to death at my wedding suaré.
Oh, I had no illusions of confronting himMy dad taught me early on, "tough is fine, but don't #### with crazy"...this dude was definitely the latter
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
:eek:
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Please don't die, TUP. At least not until I drink you to death at my wedding suaré.
Wait, you're getting married? Did I know this and the brain cell that had that info get killed by a bunch of Pernod?
 
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Hey my kid helped a friend's band make a video. He taped all of the footage that takes place in the bar. Pretty much any shot where they aren't playing their instruments. He also shows up at the 2:15 mark. He's the guy in the leather jacket laughing.

Band isn't half bad either. One of them there celtic punk type bands.

 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Jesus. I would have called the cops. That's pretty much a threat.
 
Hey my kid helped a friend's band make a video. He taped all of the footage that takes place in the bar. Pretty much any shot where they aren't playing their instruments. He also shows up at the 2:15 mark. He's the guy in the leather jacket laughing.

Band isn't half bad either. One of them there celtic punk type bands.

I dig it.
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Jesus. I would have called the cops. That's pretty much a threat.
I thought of it, but the logistics didn't workHe was out of there in 2 minsAnd I had no interest in provoking him
 
Well that was weird...

Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...

####### crazy
Jesus. I would have called the cops. That's pretty much a threat.
I thought of it, but the logistics didn't workHe was out of there in 2 mins

And I had no interest in provoking him
You have told him "I have a bigger gun."
 
Well that was weird...

Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...

####### crazy
Jesus. I would have called the cops. That's pretty much a threat.
I thought of it, but the logistics didn't workHe was out of there in 2 mins

And I had no interest in provoking him
You have told him "I have a bigger gun."
That's not a gun....THIS is a gun/CrocodileNYC

 
Logged into BofA today to check some things. I guess my work computer was strange and foreign to the BofA servers and so they asked me a Security Question before allowing me to log in. The Question: What City Were You Maried In? :mellow: Hey BofA...you're my bank. You see what's going on with my finances. Do I look like a guy financially who has been maried only once? Out of all the questions you could have asked me..."First Pet", "Elementary School", "Who Lost a Bet and Took Your Virginity"...why pick one that has two answers? Why the trick question, BofA? Bank of Assswipes. :hot:
Hint: you picked the question.
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Please don't die, TUP. At least not until I drink you to death at my wedding suaré.
Wait, you're getting married? Did I know this and the brain cell that had that info get killed by a bunch of Pernod?
Yes, you knew. You're invited of course but it's on 10/20. The plus side is it's in Wisconsin, but I'm certain you have a chinese restaurant to dine and dash at.
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Please don't die, TUP. At least not until I drink you to death at my wedding suaré.
Wait, you're getting married? Did I know this and the brain cell that had that info get killed by a bunch of Pernod?
Yes, you knew. You're invited of course but it's on 10/20. The plus side is it's in Wisconsin, but I'm certain you have a chinese restaurant to dine and dash at.
Congrats GB! Miss one day in chat, and the world changes...
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Shoulda pushed him.
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Shoulda pushed him.
:lmao:
 
Well that was weird...Stopped at Duane Reade on the way home...One register open, two people ahead of me...standing there with my headphones on, about 2 feet behind the guy in front of me...I sort of notice he seems skittish and makes a concerted effort to step out of the line and to the side by the register...He steps up to the register, and I step up behind him, again about 2-3 feet...All of a sudden he wheels around and takes an aggressive step towards me with his finger extended...I take off my headphones and he says in a out of control way "I need you to move back...You are too close to me...I have a gun...I need you to be 5 feet back!" I look around for a security guard and am admittedly a bit unsure what to do...He resumes his transaction and as he walks away makes it a point to shoulder into me as he walks out...Dude had the crazy eyes flying...I decided the course of least resistance was not engaging him...I pay for my items and walk to the exit...I have to say, I was VERY disconcerted and actually looked carefully to make sure I wan't about to get a bullet in the chest as I exited...####### crazy
Jesus. I would have called the cops. That's pretty much a threat.
Should've called Homer.ETA:
Shoulda pushed him.
See?
 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
I started taking Liver Rite in February. I'll let you know if it helps or a scam I suspect.
What makes you think it's a scam? Is it the talking liver mascot?
:lmao: Actually, that would make me feel better.
Hey my kid helped a friend's band make a video. He taped all of the footage that takes place in the bar. Pretty much any shot where they aren't playing their instruments. He also shows up at the 2:15 mark. He's the guy in the leather jacket laughing.

Band isn't half bad either. One of them there celtic punk type bands.

Will watch later.
 

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