GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Homer J Simpson]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

 

[urbanhack]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

how's your new gig?

 

[Marvin]

Genius

 

[Disco Stu]

Genius

 

[Marvin]

You know you did it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

You know you did it.

 

[Marvin]

This thread is dead today. I'm just going to keep doing this.

Go ahead...it really is funny

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

how's your new gig?

Going well. Work with some cool people and the place should do a great business this summer. The house is awesome...my sister's cleaning lady came yesterday and changed my sheets, did laundry, cleaned all my dirty dishes and even cleaned my bathroom, which I was able to make pretty disgusting in 6 days. I can totally get used to this. Also, I work with a hot Russian chick but she's kind of a #### so we'll see where that leads. Probably a drunken grudge####. TBD.

 

[Marvin]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

how's your new gig?

Going well. Work with some cool people and the place should do a great business this summer. The house is awesome...my sister's cleaning lady came yesterday and changed my sheets, did laundry, cleaned all my dirty dishes and even cleaned my bathroom, which I was able to make pretty disgusting in 6 days. I can totally get used to this. Also, I work with a hot Russian chick but she's kind of a #### so we'll see where that leads. Probably a drunken grudge####. TBD.

How many times did you watch Fight Club yesterday?

 

[Thorn]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

how's your new gig?

Going well. Work with some cool people and the place should do a great business this summer. The house is awesome...my sister's cleaning lady came yesterday and changed my sheets, did laundry, cleaned all my dirty dishes and even cleaned my bathroom, which I was able to make pretty disgusting in 6 days. I can totally get used to this. Also, I work with a hot Russian chick but she's kind of a #### so we'll see where that leads. Probably a drunken grudge####. TBD.

What happens after summer? Staying there or heading moving back?

 

[Osaurus]

I have been informed that the addition of Juan Williams has made Fox News truly fair and balanced. The more you know....

 

[phishphan]

Cos resigned our wwf games right before I was gonna drop "sequel" for 100+ points. Would have been my biggest score ever.

 

[cosjobs]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

I sent overtures.Strongly considering a NE road trip. NYC, LI, ferry to Ri and on to Boston,

 

[cosjobs]

Cos resigned our wwf games right before I was gonna drop "sequel" for 100+ points. Would have been my biggest score ever.

It was my first time to use a Kindle for my word and I guess I hit resign instead post. It was for a big,score,too. I was bummed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just f'd Cos up with a 69 pointer. Take that, Texas!

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Just ended a call with a random customer service person by saying "Love you" and then giggled to myself for 5 minutes at the awkward silence.

Recommend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just ended a call with a random customer service person by saying "Love you" and then giggled to myself for 5 minutes at the awkward silence.Recommend.

Nice.Will give this a try.

 

[Thorn]

Just ended a call with a random customer service person by saying "Love you" and then giggled to myself for 5 minutes at the awkward silence.Recommend.

Nice.Will give this a try.

I once ended a VM with "you know where to touch me." Then I didn't know what to say, so there was like 8 seconds of silence. Then I hung up.

 

[Gadzooks]

Just ended a call with a random customer service person by saying "Love you" and then giggled to myself for 5 minutes at the awkward silence.Recommend.

That's how I end every single phone call with people I work with. After 2 seconds of silence, I then keep saying in a mean voice "SAY IT" until they sheepishly say "Love you too"

 

[Marvin]

Just ended a call with a random customer service person by saying "Love you" and then giggled to myself for 5 minutes at the awkward silence.Recommend.

That's how I end every single phone call with people I work with. After 2 seconds of silence, I then keep saying in a mean voice "SAY IT" until they sheepishly say "Love you too"

I'm going to start doing this as much as possible. I don't talk on the phone with my coworkers very much but when I do...

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So Rude, when you going to be out here? What's the skinny?

wife might be going on temporary assignment at Boeing for 6 months or so. I'd probably come along and work my job remotely.maybe starting in February/March-ish. It might not happen though. Still being decided.

Do it. Seattle in the summer is one of the best places on earth. I'd love to live in Seattle and if I didn't love Portland just a little bit more, I'd move there. Fantastic place.

this fell through originally, but now it looks like it could be happening very soonish. Probably be out there by July.

 

[Gadzooks]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

I sent overtures.Strongly considering a NE road trip. NYC, LI, ferry to Ri and on to Boston,

This could be epic!!! Thorn get the Reese's shirt ready, potential ThornHole on the horizon!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.

Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

Get the Fire

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

Get the Fire

F it. I'm in. Even paid teh 4 bones to have it come tomorrow. (now I can use that USB thingy you sent me Cos!)

 

[Marvin]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

I'll take a PM...seriously. Imagine I know nothing more than how to buy books from Amazon on my Kindle.

 

[Thorn]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

I sent overtures.Strongly considering a NE road trip. NYC, LI, ferry to Ri and on to Boston,

This could be epic!!! Thorn get the Reese's shirt ready, potential ThornHole on the horizon!!!

 

[General Malaise]

So Rude, when you going to be out here? What's the skinny?

wife might be going on temporary assignment at Boeing for 6 months or so. I'd probably come along and work my job remotely.maybe starting in February/March-ish. It might not happen though. Still being decided.

Do it. Seattle in the summer is one of the best places on earth. I'd love to live in Seattle and if I didn't love Portland just a little bit more, I'd move there. Fantastic place.

this fell through originally, but now it looks like it could be happening very soonish. Probably be out there by July.

Perfect month to be there. I probably won't be able to do much in July, but if you can find your way down to Portland, I'll make it worth your wild.

 

[General Malaise]

I need a cosjobs cornhole.

how's your new gig?

Going well. Work with some cool people and the place should do a great business this summer. The house is awesome...my sister's cleaning lady came yesterday and changed my sheets, did laundry, cleaned all my dirty dishes and even cleaned my bathroom, which I was able to make pretty disgusting in 6 days. I can totally get used to this. Also, I work with a hot Russian chick but she's kind of a #### so we'll see where that leads. Probably a drunken grudge####. TBD.

With any poetic justice, her name is Cудьба.....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

I'll take a PM...seriously. Imagine I know nothing more than how to buy books from Amazon on my Kindle.

About which part?

 

[Marvin]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

I'll take a PM...seriously. Imagine I know nothing more than how to buy books from Amazon on my Kindle.

About which part?

About how to download free books and then put them on my Kindle.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I'm one of those people that prefers actually owning books, but I think I may break down and get a kindle. As I'm sitting here on Amazon looking at $8-$10 books I'm thinking maybe this is the wrong play.

Do I get the Kindle Fire? Is that what the kids do? I'm a prime member and it seems like a no brainer.

you can download about a million books for free in a matter of minutes.kindles are pretty awesome.

I'll take a PM...seriously. Imagine I know nothing more than how to buy books from Amazon on my Kindle.

About which part?

About how to download free books and then put them on my Kindle.

My link

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Marvin> are you familiar with torrents? book files are very small compared to other things like music, tv shows, and movies so they usually come in large bundles, but you can pick and choose which ones you want to download.

I use demonoid and can usually find just about any book I'm interested in. I'm sure there are lots of other similar websites out there. Probably just need a good program like utorrent to download the files and maybe calibre to organize and convert them to whatever format you want.

 

[Marvin]

Thanks. I knew it was possible but I never was motivated enough to start doing it.

 

[Drifter]

So Rude, when you going to be out here? What's the skinny?

wife might be going on temporary assignment at Boeing for 6 months or so. I'd probably come along and work my job remotely.maybe starting in February/March-ish. It might not happen though. Still being decided.

Do it. Seattle in the summer is one of the best places on earth. I'd love to live in Seattle and if I didn't love Portland just a little bit more, I'd move there. Fantastic place.

this fell through originally, but now it looks like it could be happening very soonish. Probably be out there by July.

Perfect month to be there. I probably won't be able to do much in July, but if you can find your way down to Portland, I'll make it worth your wild.

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So Rude, when you going to be out here? What's the skinny?

wife might be going on temporary assignment at Boeing for 6 months or so. I'd probably come along and work my job remotely.maybe starting in February/March-ish. It might not happen though. Still being decided.

Do it. Seattle in the summer is one of the best places on earth. I'd love to live in Seattle and if I didn't love Portland just a little bit more, I'd move there. Fantastic place.

this fell through originally, but now it looks like it could be happening very soonish. Probably be out there by July.

Perfect month to be there. I probably won't be able to do much in July, but if you can find your way down to Portland, I'll make it worth your wild.

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

Jeep and JoeT on fire detail, imo.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

So Rude, when you going to be out here? What's the skinny?

wife might be going on temporary assignment at Boeing for 6 months or so. I'd probably come along and work my job remotely.maybe starting in February/March-ish. It might not happen though. Still being decided.

Do it. Seattle in the summer is one of the best places on earth. I'd love to live in Seattle and if I didn't love Portland just a little bit more, I'd move there. Fantastic place.

this fell through originally, but now it looks like it could be happening very soonish. Probably be out there by July.

Perfect month to be there. I probably won't be able to do much in July, but if you can find your way down to Portland, I'll make it worth your wild.

 

[Marvin]

I can't believe you guys don't want to cornhole in Bakersfield in the middle of the summer.

 

[Thorn]

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

[direct tv voice]When you want to camp more, you agree to camp with "i-friends."When you camp with i-friends, they bring copious amounts of alcohol.When they bring copious amounts of alcohol, you and your i-friends drink it. All of it.When you and your i-friends drink all of it, everyone needs extra time in the restroom the next day.When everyone needs extra time in the restroom then next day, your options for personal hygiene are limited.When your options for personal hygiene are limited while camping, you shave in a lake.Don't shave in a lake. [/direct tv voice]

 

[Stoneys]

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

[direct tv voice]When you want to camp more, you agree to camp with "i-friends."When you camp with i-friends, they bring copious amounts of alcohol.When they bring copious amounts of alcohol, you and your i-friends drink it. All of it.When you and your i-friends drink all of it, everyone needs extra time in the restroom the next day.When everyone needs extra time in the restroom then next day, your options for personal hygiene are limited.When your options for personal hygiene are limited while camping, you shave in a lake.Don't shave in a lake. [/direct tv voice]

 

[Marvin]

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

[direct tv voice]When you want to camp more, you agree to camp with "i-friends."When you camp with i-friends, they bring copious amounts of alcohol.When they bring copious amounts of alcohol, you and your i-friends drink it. All of it.When you and your i-friends drink all of it, everyone needs extra time in the restroom the next day.When everyone needs extra time in the restroom then next day, your options for personal hygiene are limited.When your options for personal hygiene are limited while camping, you shave in a lake.Don't shave in a lake. [/direct tv voice]

Oh crap

 

[mr. furley]

Marvin> are you familiar with torrents? book files are very small compared to other things like music, tv shows, and movies so they usually come in large bundles, but you can pick and choose which ones you want to download.I use demonoid and can usually find just about any book I'm interested in. I'm sure there are lots of other similar websites out there. Probably just need a good program like utorrent to download the files and maybe calibre to organize and convert them to whatever format you want.

this also true for the iPad?:knownothingmiddleamerican:

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Sure. Kindle app works great on the iPad.

 

[shuke]

How about a FBG camping trip somewhere in there? I haven't been camping since I moved out here and want to get out and do more this summer.

[direct tv voice]When you want to camp more, you agree to camp with "i-friends."When you camp with i-friends, they bring copious amounts of alcohol.When they bring copious amounts of alcohol, you and your i-friends drink it. All of it.When you and your i-friends drink all of it, everyone needs extra time in the restroom the next day.When everyone needs extra time in the restroom then next day, your options for personal hygiene are limited.When your options for personal hygiene are limited while camping, you shave in a lake.Don't shave in a lake. [/direct tv voice]

 

[shuke]

PEOPLE WERE HOGGING THE BATHROOM!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

PEOPLE WERE HOGGING THE BATHROOM!

 

[YSR]

For Marvin

 

[Marvin]

I'm using uTorrent. What do you guys use to search for books? The only thing I've every used for movies was bitsnoop.

Am i doing it wrong?

 

[Sarnoff]

I'm using uTorrent. What do you guys use to search for books? The only thing I've every used for movies was bitsnoop.Am i doing it wrong?

Do you have a Demonoid account?