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'krista4 said:
Two updates:Dooshy guy I interviewed and hate told my boss that his interview with me was the best one he had all day. :loco: Maybe it was the cleavage.I know we've rightfully made fun of my friend's cat who e-mails me (or rather, my friend) in the past, but I received this about an hour ago and don't know what to make of it and am actually worried. I don't know if it's from my friend or the cat.

Update: I am countinying that Krista Ann Kathy is authorized (KAK, Little Liovely, etc. to permanenantly live with you should anylivg with ME. (I have named her in mY my's will.). Please present this e-maail as comfirmation thereof to appropritateea attothorities. The reamining cats are to go to you/estate. It is is in Will. Neiethr no nor my mom want shelter for the Boys - if Can'''''''t do it anhy more.
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ETA: Krista Ann are my first and middle names. Kathy is my friend's name. Little Lovely is what she calls the cat sometimes. KAK is the initials she uses for the cat.
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This woman is in some serious pain. And possibly bombed out of her mind. :unsure: Best with it, K.
 
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.

 
'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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This is a clear cry for help, K. Even if it's a false alarm, maybe mom's intervention will do her some good?I dunno. I'd contact mom.EDIT: if anything, just to find out if she knows anything else - get on the same page, etc. It's a tough situation.
 
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'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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I have no idea what I'd do, but I feel like I'd much rather regret embarrassing her in front of her mom than regret doing nothing if she kills herself.Most times in life, I find it's best to leave other people and their issues alone. This is not one of those times.
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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This is a clear cry for help, K. Even if it's a false alarm, maybe mom's intervention will do her some good?I dunno. I'd contact mom.EDIT: if anything, just to find out if she knows anything else - get on the same page, etc. It's a tough situation.
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'proninja said:
'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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I have no idea what I'd do, but I feel like I'd much rather regret embarrassing her in front of her mom than regret doing nothing if she kills herself.Most times in life, I find it's best to leave other people and their issues alone. This is not one of those times.
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Thanks. I just sent an e-mail. Tried to minimize by saying she often sends funny e-mails and it's probably nothing but I just wanted to make sure. The problem is that she and her mother have a love-hate, mostly hate, relationship but when it comes to her daughter, she'll have to care and look into it I hope. :(
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
From a discussion on a friend's FB page -Who is safer: a drunk Rush Limbaugh at a Take Back the Night rally or a coked up Lindsey Lohan body painted as Hawk Girl at Comic Con?
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This is like asking which is worse, "the house burned up" or "the house burned down". There are no winners here.
 
'Crazy Canuck said:
'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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This is a clear cry for help, K. Even if it's a false alarm, maybe mom's intervention will do her some good?I dunno. I'd contact mom.EDIT: if anything, just to find out if she knows anything else - get on the same page, etc. It's a tough situation.
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I think e-mailing people as your cat is a cry for help. This is yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. Krista, you need to do something IMO. GL :(
 
On a lighter note, I found out I was going to get the weekend off, unexpectedly. Looked at some trips that would be awfully pricey and decided instead to do a short Mississippi tour including Graceland Too. :excited:

In looking at the Roadside Attractions website, I figured I could hit some other fun stuff. Unfortunately, Mammy's Cupboard, the luncheonette and gift shop built inside a 28-foot tall black woman's capacious skirt, is just too far away.

But possibilities include:

World's Largest Cedar Bucket. Took the World's Largest Cedar Bucket title when the prior World's Largest Cedar Bucket was mysteriously destroyed in a fire. :excited:

"Major Dad Gerald McRaney Street". Nufced.

Trent Lott's Head, in a Cage. Has been stolen again!

Presidential Back-Scratching Post.

The Ruins of the Checker Hall of Fame

For the past 30 years The International Checker Hall of Fame reigned as one of America's greatest anachronisms. For such a humble game -- "The Mind Sport of Kings and Ordinary Men" -- its Hall was flamboyant and flaunting: a 32,000-square-foot Moorish/Tudor edifice, with a seven-story tower, a colonnaded tournament room with 24-foot-high ceilings and the world's two largest checkerboards, a library with checkers books dating back to the 17th century, priceless checkers artifacts scattered throughout, and even a statue, costing more than $10,000, of grand champion Marion Tinsley, who lost only 7 games in 45 years. The place was so over-the-top that we declared it to be too interesting to include in our 1992 "Boring Tour."

Built in obscure Petal, Mississippi, it was also the largest house in Forest County and the mansion of its founder, the wheeler-dealer pompadoured millionaire Charles Clendell Walker, best known for his 1994 Guinness World Record of playing 306 checkers games simultaneously and losing only one. Charles, who dabbled in nursing homes and burial insurance, also founded the "International Christian Church" whose membership was later found to contain only himself, his wife, and his daughter.

Things started to get wonky in 2003, when Charles was charged with buying eight motor homes for his "church" and only paying for two. Things got much worse in early 2005, when Charles was caught in a sting operation (in one of the motor homes), by customs agents, using the church and the Checkers Hall of Fame to launder $100,000 in drug money. During the trial Charles kept the Hall open for checkers championship matches -- but that ended in November 2006, when he was sentenced to five years in a federal prison. At the time, the mayor of Petal said that the Hall should be preserved as a landmark. Charles's family continued to live in it.

On September 29, 2007, a still-unexplained fire started in the tower and quickly engulfed the rest of the Hall. Everything: the giant checkerboards, the library, the statue, was destroyed. "What has been lost is one of the finest checkers collections the world has ever known," said Don Deweber, director of the World of Checkers Museum. "It is almost all irreplaceable."

The Walker family is reportedly still living in the driveway (in one of the motor homes), but the attraction, amazing as it was, is gone.
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Mississippi might be the best place on Earth.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Crazy Canuck said:
'krista4 said:
Just found her mom's e-mail address based on her having forwarded to me earlier this year a nasty e-mail her mom sent her. Should I e-mail her, or wait in case this is a false alarm? Seriously at a loss and pretty freaked out here.
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This is a clear cry for help, K. Even if it's a false alarm, maybe mom's intervention will do her some good?I dunno. I'd contact mom.

EDIT: if anything, just to find out if she knows anything else - get on the same page, etc.

It's a tough situation.
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I think e-mailing people as your cat is a cry for help. This is yelling fire in a crowded movie theater. Krista, you need to do something IMO. GL :(
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I've never even done that.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Alright, got stupid wasted at the wedding. Old college friends etc. etc. I was hung over for 3 days. Anyhow, if you look at any of the hundreds of pics Mrs. SLB tagged me in on FB, there is a couple of me giving the Best Man's speech. Except I wasn't exactly the BM. Seems my GB didn't want to hurt his little brother's feelings but didn't want to exclude me so catted out by splitting the two. Kind of wish I would have told him to GFH now. Anyhow, as if giving a speech when you are #### faced wasted isn't awkward enough, I got to do mine on the dance floor surrounded by people on all sides. Still crushed the thing and took about 45 seconds which is plenty for these types of things. I was firing on all cylinders and had two different chicks cry on my shoulder (while they wrapped their arms around me) about how much they missed me. Another broad I didn't even recognize, and barely knew her from college, (but damn she looked good, pretty sure I almost hooked up with her one night) immediately greet me after my speech, threw her arms around my waist and asked me to escort her to the smoking area. Pretty sure she rubbed my junk too. :unsure: Did I mention Mrs. SLB was so wasted she was dancing on top of a table or something with a GB of mine and I was so wasted I didn't even care?I have a more but I'm running late for my massage.ETAK4 isn't wearing panties.
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Good to hear you're alive and well GB. :tebow:
 
Signed up for my first Relay Triathlon. I'll be doing this with two friends of ours as Miss can't participate but she'll be helping throughout the event. I'm doing the cycling portion. We are raising funds to help out some local families so it should be a fun event.

 
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Alright, got stupid wasted at the wedding. Old college friends etc. etc. I was hung over for 3 days. Anyhow, if you look at any of the hundreds of pics Mrs. SLB tagged me in on FB, there is a couple of me giving the Best Man's speech. Except I wasn't exactly the BM. Seems my GB didn't want to hurt his little brother's feelings but didn't want to exclude me so catted out by splitting the two. Kind of wish I would have told him to GFH now. Anyhow, as if giving a speech when you are #### faced wasted isn't awkward enough, I got to do mine on the dance floor surrounded by people on all sides. Still crushed the thing and took about 45 seconds which is plenty for these types of things. I was firing on all cylinders and had two different chicks cry on my shoulder (while they wrapped their arms around me) about how much they missed me. Another broad I didn't even recognize, and barely knew her from college, (but damn she looked good, pretty sure I almost hooked up with her one night) immediately greet me after my speech, threw her arms around my waist and asked me to escort her to the smoking area. Pretty sure she rubbed my junk too. :unsure: Did I mention Mrs. SLB was so wasted she was dancing on top of a table or something with a GB of mine and I was so wasted I didn't even care?

I have a more but I'm running late for my massage.

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K4 isn't wearing panties.
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HOLY CRAP! Your wife just posted this pic on FB. BOBBY!!!!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
'krista4 said:
I know we've rightfully made fun of my friend's cat who e-mails me (or rather, my friend) in the past, but I received this about an hour ago and don't know what to make of it and am actually worried. I don't know if it's from my friend or the cat.

Update: I am countinying that Krista Ann Kathy is authorized (KAK, Little Liovely, etc. to permanenantly live with you should anylivg with ME. (I have named her in mY my's will.). Please present this e-maail as comfirmation thereof to appropritateea attothorities. The reamining cats are to go to you/estate. It is is in Will. Neiethr no nor my mom want shelter for the Boys - if Can'''''''t do it anhy more.
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This is scary. Pick up the phone.
 
'shuke said:
'krista4 said:
I know we've rightfully made fun of my friend's cat who e-mails me (or rather, my friend) in the past, but I received this about an hour ago and don't know what to make of it and am actually worried. I don't know if it's from my friend or the cat.

Update: I am countinying that Krista Ann Kathy is authorized (KAK, Little Liovely, etc. to permanenantly live with you should anylivg with ME. (I have named her in mY my's will.). Please present this e-maail as comfirmation thereof to appropritateea attothorities. The reamining cats are to go to you/estate. It is is in Will. Neiethr no nor my mom want shelter for the Boys - if Can'''''''t do it anhy more.
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This is scary. Pick up the phone.
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I agree
 
'shuke said:
'krista4 said:
I know we've rightfully made fun of my friend's cat who e-mails me (or rather, my friend) in the past, but I received this about an hour ago and don't know what to make of it and am actually worried. I don't know if it's from my friend or the cat.

Update: I am countinying that Krista Ann Kathy is authorized (KAK, Little Liovely, etc. to permanenantly live with you should anylivg with ME. (I have named her in mY my's will.). Please present this e-maail as comfirmation thereof to appropritateea attothorities. The reamining cats are to go to you/estate. It is is in Will. Neiethr no nor my mom want shelter for the Boys - if Can'''''''t do it anhy more.
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This is scary. Pick up the phone.
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OK, so it's not that easy. Emailing the mother is the right thing to do.
 
At the risk of minimzing... that letter has to be from the cat. I dont' undeersand any of it.

I'm kinda drunk though after many beers while out with two buddies. One is "on a break" with his girlfriend. She happens to be pretty terrible, but we kinda had to dance around that all night. Gently hnudged toward freddom without makding the inventiable reconcinilatiohn awkward. #### long words.

I tried to hook him up with the cute asianed dj at an empty bar but she ended up giving me her number. Thqat wasn't supposed to happen,. She says she will go out on the boat with us Monday though so he'l l get a seocn d chance.

Weeknd stareetd tonight #####es. :banned:

 
'Disco Stu said:
At the risk of minimzing... that letter has to be from the cat. I dont' undeersand any of it.I'm kinda drunk though after many beers while out with two buddies. One is "on a break" with his girlfriend. She happens to be pretty terrible, but we kinda had to dance around that all night. Gently hnudged toward freddom without makding the inventiable reconcinilatiohn awkward. #### long words.I tried to hook him up with the cute asianed dj at an empty bar but she ended up giving me her number. Thqat wasn't supposed to happen,. She says she will go out on the boat with us Monday though so he'l l get a seocn d chance.Weeknd stareetd tonight #####es. :banned:
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My situation is pretty great, but can I be you for a weekend?
 
'krista4 said:
The Ruins of the Checker Hall of Fame

For the past 30 years The International Checker Hall of Fame reigned as one of America's greatest anachronisms. For such a humble game -- "The Mind Sport of Kings and Ordinary Men" -- its Hall was flamboyant and flaunting: a 32,000-square-foot Moorish/Tudor edifice, with a seven-story tower, a colonnaded tournament room with 24-foot-high ceilings and the world's two largest checkerboards, a library with checkers books dating back to the 17th century, priceless checkers artifacts scattered throughout, and even a statue, costing more than $10,000, of grand champion Marion Tinsley, who lost only 7 games in 45 years. The place was so over-the-top that we declared it to be too interesting to include in our 1992 "Boring Tour."

Built in obscure Petal, Mississippi, it was also the largest house in Forest County and the mansion of its founder, the wheeler-dealer pompadoured millionaire Charles Clendell Walker, best known for his 1994 Guinness World Record of playing 306 checkers games simultaneously and losing only one. Charles, who dabbled in nursing homes and burial insurance, also founded the "International Christian Church" whose membership was later found to contain only himself, his wife, and his daughter.

Things started to get wonky in 2003, when Charles was charged with buying eight motor homes for his "church" and only paying for two. Things got much worse in early 2005, when Charles was caught in a sting operation (in one of the motor homes), by customs agents, using the church and the Checkers Hall of Fame to launder $100,000 in drug money. During the trial Charles kept the Hall open for checkers championship matches -- but that ended in November 2006, when he was sentenced to five years in a federal prison. At the time, the mayor of Petal said that the Hall should be preserved as a landmark. Charles's family continued to live in it.

On September 29, 2007, a still-unexplained fire started in the tower and quickly engulfed the rest of the Hall. Everything: the giant checkerboards, the library, the statue, was destroyed. "What has been lost is one of the finest checkers collections the world has ever known," said Don Deweber, director of the World of Checkers Museum. "It is almost all irreplaceable."

The Walker family is reportedly still living in the driveway (in one of the motor homes), but the attraction, amazing as it was, is gone.
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Mississippi might be the best place on Earth.
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:lmao:
 
I'm not in to this kind of thing but there are large breasted women....Marvin, at least watch at the 2:50-4:10 mark, they could use some tutoring.

I kind of like around the 12:35 mark myself..

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Re: Doc Appointment: My vitamin D was low for the second consecutive test. Just below normal but low none-the-less. Considering I get plenty of sun light, and a few Google searches, I'm more than a little freaked out. I'm supposed to take a vitamin D supplement for a few months and then get blood work again. We'll see.
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sorry to hear you have ricketsin all seriousness, good luck. i hope it's nothing serious and that it all works itself out quickly and easily. medical stuff sucks and you've had way more than your fair share of things go wrong over the last year+, so i'm hoping for the best here
 
'Guster said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Re: Doc Appointment: My vitamin D was low for the second consecutive test. Just below normal but low none-the-less. Considering I get plenty of sun light, and a few Google searches, I'm more than a little freaked out. I'm supposed to take a vitamin D supplement for a few months and then get blood work again. We'll see.
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sorry to hear you have ricketsin all seriousness, good luck. i hope it's nothing serious and that it all works itself out quickly and easily. medical stuff sucks and you've had way more than your fair share of things go wrong over the last year+, so i'm hoping for the best here
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:lmao:Yeah, I'm like sooooo I don't have rickets, that's good. Oh wait.
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Disco Stu said:
At the risk of minimzing... that letter has to be from the cat. I dont' undeersand any of it.I'm kinda drunk though after many beers while out with two buddies. One is "on a break" with his girlfriend. She happens to be pretty terrible, but we kinda had to dance around that all night. Gently hnudged toward freddom without makding the inventiable reconcinilatiohn awkward. #### long words.I tried to hook him up with the cute asianed dj at an empty bar but she ended up giving me her number. Thqat wasn't supposed to happen,. She says she will go out on the boat with us Monday though so he'l l get a seocn d chance.Weeknd stareetd tonight #####es. :banned:
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My situation is pretty great, but can I be you for a weekend?
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:goodposting:
 
Random thoughts after two weeks at the gym (because that makes me an expert, right?)

To the guy that randomly walks around the machines, doesn't ever adjust the weights, does a quick 5 reps and then lets the weights slam down loud for everyone to hear - you are a d-bag.

To the fat guy that devours a protein bar, gets on the treadmill for 5 mins, towels off and heads to the cafe for a smoothie - congrats on getting to the gym, but I think you are doing it wrong.

The Assisted Pull-up is my Mount Everest. My mortal enemy. The one thing in this world I now have to conquer. Baby steps, but seeing improvement.

To the guy that does a set on the machine, then puts the pin way down, putting more weight on, and then getting up and walking away - you aren't fooling anyone (except the next person that gets on that machine.)

I will be glad when I can start my set moving the pin down, instead of moving the pin up. :bag:

Showering in public has not been nearly as traumatic as I thought it would be. It's Junior High all over again, I just don't have to have classes with these guys afterwards. Some guys shower in bathing suit :nerd: , some guys let it all hang out :X , but most guys have mastered the two towels system quite well. (BTW fancy gym, that "one towel per person" sign just needs to be removed. As much as I am paying, you should be doing my laundry while I exercise, but since you won't, I will continue to use 5-6 towels every time I go.)

I :wub: the steam sauna. It is often the motivation to get my fat ### up early and get to the gym, knowing that after I workout, I can treat myself to 10 mins in there. If the man sex started while I was in there, I still might not leave.

Every girl that is working out automatically bumps up one number on the hotness scale while she is working out. If you are a 5, you are now a 6. If you are a 8, you are now a 9. 10s that work out really should just be put behind glass and stared at. Yoga pants are proof that God loves us and wants us to occasionally worship other things.

Fancy gym, having a fat girl work the front desk makes zero sense at all. I know it's early, but there has to be someone hotter that will work early for you. Please get on that.

I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.

 
'Bogart said:
I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
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Scares you how? Just say "mind if I jump in here"?
 
"Hey Dave, I know we're going to head into the locker room, get naked, and shower at the same time, but I'm really uncomfortable with this whole sharing a rowing machine arrangement. Could you turn around and not look while I pop off a set?"

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Disco Stu said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bogart said:
I think I have gym etiquette figured out, but the idea of "working in" with someone still scares the #### out of me. I don't see that happening anytime soon.
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I have no idea what this means.
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Strangers taking turns on the same machine.Or sex stuff. Sometimes both.
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I should join a gym.
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And risk messing with perfection?
 
K4> Did I post all the info about Copenhagen? I am too lazy to search through the thread, and can't recall. I know I owe an update on Noma, but haven't heard anything back yet from the people I know in the business.

 
'charvik said:
K4> Did I post all the info about Copenhagen? I am too lazy to search through the thread, and can't recall. I know I owe an update on Noma, but haven't heard anything back yet from the people I know in the business.
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I reached out broader too... just to see if anyone else has ideas.
 
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