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'Marvin said:
'HighBeams said:
Our hobo is crashing tonight and most likely staying with us a few days. It feels really good when a complete stranger has a good time with me and my family/friends and has no issue staying with us for a few days.
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You're going to wake up tomorrow to find out she stole all your loonies and Ann Murray albums.
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It's AnnE buddy...don't screw with our Snowbird or somesuch.
 
'Marvin said:
'HighBeams said:
Our hobo is crashing tonight and most likely staying with us a few days. It feels really good when a complete stranger has a good time with me and my family/friends and has no issue staying with us for a few days.
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You're going to wake up tomorrow to find out she stole all your loonies and Ann Murray albums.
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:lmao: And for the record, I don't even want people I know staying with me for a few days.
 
Checking in from Port Aransas, TX. I think I've reached the perfect combination of constantly being drunk, hungover, tired, sunburned and waterlogged that signifies a real beach vacation.

JR and I are sharing a bed. That kid must be the most violent sleeper ever.

 
Every day I have my summer school students write a couple of paragraphs in their "journal". Today's topic was "What job would you like to have 10 years from now". One kid said doctor but his 'plan B' was to work at Taco Bell.

 
'bentley said:
Checking in from Port Aransas, TX. I think I've reached the perfect combination of constantly being drunk, hungover, tired, sunburned and waterlogged that signifies a real beach vacation.JR and I are sharing a bed. That kid must be the most violent sleeper ever.
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Nice & I hear you on the violent thing. It has never been an issue having them sleep in our bed because they are like the Exorcist girl when they sleep. JFC
'Marvin said:
Every day I have my summer school students write a couple of paragraphs in their "journal". Today's topic was "What job would you like to have 10 years from now". One kid said doctor but his 'plan B' was to work at Taco Bell.
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:lmao:
 
'Marvin said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Shuke<hai
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The clerk said he jumped over the counter and blocked the exit so the bandit couldn’t get away, police said. However, the bandit ran right into the clerk, spun him around and exited the store with the stolen snacks.
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Couldn't be Shuke.
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He has stolen four to six hundred dollars worth of Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups over the past several months

approximately 5 feet 10 inches tall and 140 pounds
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The evidence points to the thief not consuming the stolen goods himself unless he's the bulimic bandit. Must be on Shuke's payroll.
 
'heckmanm said:
Calling all GMTAN Thoprawishers -My niece was diagnosed with a grade 3 brain tumor. Mid 30's, 2 daughters, now looking at brain surgery and 5 weeks of radiation. From what I'm reading, prognosis is not all that great for this type of tumor.Retroactive good vibes to all those in here that I was too lazy/self-absorbed to post at the time. :bag:Oh, and #### cancer!
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Sorry to hear, heckmanm. I hope she kicks its butt.
 
'The_Man said:
'HighBeams said:
Picked up a hitchhiker this afternoon. Turns out she's a 23 year old college somethingorother that is thumbing around North America for the summer. We were stuck in traffic for a while so I got to know her quite well since she's quite the chatterbox. She's keeping a journal of where she goes, who she meets, etc. Seems like a fun girl so I offered her to come back to our place for dinner. :D She says her name is Leanne but I call her "The Stray." Miss was all "WTF?!" at first but she's cool with it now that she knows the whole story. She's currently in my shower and will be doing her laundry here. We're outside having drinks and then we'll all be having dinner once she's cleaned up. :thumbup:
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please post the link to her blog once she has posted about her stay with you
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject.

I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.

I officially love her.

 
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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you should engage in fornicaretion with her
 
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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Oh holy god. I've never heard that term before. A throat-punch is too nice.
 
'The_Man said:
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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you should engage in fornicaretion with her
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:lmao: The Man is on fire today.Do we have pics of Fish's new wife?
 
'General Malaise said:
'The_Man said:
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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you should engage in fornicaretion with her
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:lmao: The Man is on fire today.Do we have pics of Fish's new wife?
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no pics have been shared yet. you'd like her. she has nice skin.
 
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
'The_Man said:
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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you should engage in fornicaretion with her
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:lmao: The Man is on fire today.Do we have pics of Fish's new wife?
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no pics have been shared yet. you'd like her. she has nice skin.
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:wub:
 
'General Malaise said:
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
'The_Man said:
'-fish- said:
Someone at my office this week used the term "carefrontation." I stopped in my tracks and demanded to know where that came from. The guilty party said it was from his previous employer, and that they used that term quite frequently when describing a meeting that addressed a delicate subject. I mentioned this to the new girlfriend after she complained about someone using "efforting" at her office. She told me if anyone ever used "carefrontation" in her presence she would punch them in the throat.I officially love her.
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you should engage in fornicaretion with her
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:lmao: The Man is on fire today.Do we have pics of Fish's new wife?
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no pics have been shared yet. you'd like her. she has nice skin.
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:wub:
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pm me your phone #. I'll text you a pic--it's in black and white for some reason.
 
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