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note to parents, the "pooping puppy", while advertised as such, is not like the snakes we had as kids.. firework shoots off sparkles in an appx 10ft radius. plus it crackles like lightning.

fyi in case you have little kids and think they might like to watch a dog shoot flames out its butt and poop charcoal

 
I've got huge problems I cannot divulge publicly, just in case someone wants to phone. Mainly I will be whining, since I won't be able to get an attny until Thur, at the earliest.

 
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######.

In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

Pro

Smart

Well read

Articulate

Writes fiction

Perfect mix of pretty and sexy

Close with her family

Loves travel

Excellent with kids especially her neice

Volunteers for make a wish

Under contract to buy her own condo

Has a real job (office manager of small business)

Still shorter than me even with very high heels

Likes to wear very high heels

Hair longer than shoulder

Not one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etc

Not fat or unattractive

Not overly skinny work out/diet freak

Con

Weird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. 

Doesn't cook (probably related)

Doesn't "get" sports

Homebody

Can't drink beer

Thinks Three Doors Down is a good band
Thoughts?

 
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'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?

With that dude in the pic? He looks nice. I'm happy for the both of you. :thumbup:
 
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?

Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually -
mostly the sports and homebody parts
 
'Guster said:
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?
Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually -
mostly the sports and homebody parts
Interesting. I was thinking the Three Doors Down part was the only deal-killer.Greetings and Happy 4th from Nicaragua. I have a knack for spending the 4th only in Communist or socialist countries. :nopoliticaltalk: On the plus side, I have a pool in my kitchen.
 
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'krista4 said:
'Guster said:
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?
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Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually - mostly the sports and homebody parts
Interesting. I was thinking the Three Doors Down part was the only deal-killer.Greetings and Happy 4th from Nicaragua. I have a knack for spending the 4th only in Communist or socialist countries. :nopoliticaltalk: On the plus side, I have a pool in my kitchen.ma ma ma ma my sharona
 
Happy fourth.

My neighbors (same farm) are throwing a Fourth party that my son is psyched to attend. This is why I'm at a cafe grading papers. Yes, I have papers to grade, but I'm really here because I can't stand the little budding psycho 10 year old my son is blindly friends with, nor his dad, who is a socially inept egotistical dork whom I want to punch in the face, because I honestly think (despite the potential bad karma) it'd do the guy a world of good.

So I've resigned to spend the day drinking coffee, grading papers, and checking out all the nice tang in summer dresses that wanders on in.

God bless America.

 
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'cosjobs said:
I've got huge problems I cannot divulge publicly, just in case someone wants to phone. Mainly I will be whining, since I won't be able to get an attny until Thur, at the earliest.
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Oof. Positive karma your way, dude. I hope it all works out, whatever it is. \
 
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######.

In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

Pro

Smart

Well read

Articulate

Writes fiction

Perfect mix of pretty and sexy

Close with her family

Loves travel

Excellent with kids especially her neice

Volunteers for make a wish

Under contract to buy her own condo

Has a real job (office manager of small business)

Still shorter than me even with very high heels

Likes to wear very high heels

Hair longer than shoulder

Not one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etc

Not fat or unattractive

Not overly skinny work out/diet freak

Con

Weird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. 

Doesn't cook (probably related)

Doesn't "get" sports

Homebody

Can't drink beer

Thinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?

Writes fiction is a "pro"? Does that mean writing non-fiction would've been a "con"? She loves to travel yet she is a homebody?

Answer those questions and send me a boob pic and I'll let you know my thoughts. (Boob pic doesn't have to be her boobs. Any boobs will do. Preferable female boobs. I don't want any pics of GM's milky man-boobs or Shuke's hairy knockers. Pics of Mrs. Frosty or Mrs CatShirt would be the best, but I won't get hopes up)

 
No matter how I phrase this, I get a creepy Sanduskian feeling about saying this, but...... I think I got hand-foot-mouth disease from my son.

Never even new this existed until last week. Little 'Zooks was sick last week with fever, very lethargic, no appetite and sore throat. Then he started getting these red marks on his hands and feet that look like they might be blisters. Turns out that the weekend before he spent time with his cousins who had just gotten over hand-foot-mouth disease. My ex brought him to doctor and they gave him a prescription for medicine and an ointment for the red marks. Over the weekend I thought I was dying from a hangover, but the hangover effects went away but I still have a little sore throat and since Monday I've started getting these red marks on my hands and feet. I feel like crap and have no motivation to do anything. Took little Zooks to a water park yesterday and if it wasn't for the young girls that worked there, I probably would've water-boarded myself to death.

Anyboday know or have experience with this dreaded life-sucking disease? I feel like it's not as bad as cancer but worse than Shuke's gout. According to the Googles, it is common for young children under 10 to get it and in some cases adults can also get it. Doesn't seem like there's anything I can take to speed up the recovery. Anyone here know any secrets about curing this and getting rid of these freaking red spots?

Thanks, will not answer yours.

 
'krista4 said:
'Guster said:
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?
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Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually - mostly the sports and homebody parts
Interesting. I was thinking the Three Doors Down part was the only deal-killer.Greetings and Happy 4th from Nicaragua. I have a knack for spending the 4th only in Communist or socialist countries. :nopoliticaltalk: On the plus side, I have a pool in my kitchen.This was the guy that went to a terrible country concert with/for a girl...
 
'Gadzooks said:
No matter how I phrase this, I get a creepy Sanduskian feeling about saying this, but...... I think I got hand-foot-mouth disease from my son.

Never even new this existed until last week. Little 'Zooks was sick last week with fever, very lethargic, no appetite and sore throat. Then he started getting these red marks on his hands and feet that look like they might be blisters. Turns out that the weekend before he spent time with his cousins who had just gotten over hand-foot-mouth disease. My ex brought him to doctor and they gave him a prescription for medicine and an ointment for the red marks. Over the weekend I thought I was dying from a hangover, but the hangover effects went away but I still have a little sore throat and since Monday I've started getting these red marks on my hands and feet. I feel like crap and have no motivation to do anything. Took little Zooks to a water park yesterday and if it wasn't for the young girls that worked there, I probably would've water-boarded myself to death.

Anyboday know or have experience with this dreaded life-sucking disease? I feel like it's not as bad as cancer but worse than Shuke's gout. According to the Googles, it is common for young children under 10 to get it and in some cases adults can also get it. Doesn't seem like there's anything I can take to speed up the recovery. Anyone here know any secrets about curing this and getting rid of these freaking red spots?

Thanks, will not answer yours.
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My link
 
'cosjobs said:
I've got huge problems I cannot divulge publicly, just in case someone wants to phone. Mainly I will be whining, since I won't be able to get an attny until Thur, at the earliest.
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Half of gmtan is attorneys, and I've actually been your counsel. I'm drunk but available.
 
'Guster said:
'krista4 said:
'Guster said:
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?
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Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually - mostly the sports and homebody parts
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Interesting. I was thinking the Three Doors Down part was the only deal-killer.Greetings and Happy 4th from Nicaragua. I have a knack for spending the 4th only in Communist or socialist countries. :nopoliticaltalk: On the plus side, I have a pool in my kitchen.This was the guy that went to a terrible country concert with/for a girl...Erroneous
 
'krista4 said:
'Guster said:
'Thorn said:
Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band
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Thoughts?
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Seems like she would be fun for a while, but I think those cons would get in the way eventually - mostly the sports and homebody parts
Interesting. I was thinking the Three Doors Down part was the only deal-killer.Greetings and Happy 4th from Nicaragua. I have a knack for spending the 4th only in Communist or socialist countries. :nopoliticaltalk: On the plus side, I have a pool in my kitchen.Shtick aside, the food thing plus the hombody plus the non-sports just makes me think we would be very limited for things to do together.
 
'-fish- said:
'Marvin said:
Am I the only one who is not going to be drinking today?
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Yes. Even Brits get drunk today.
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Meh, going over to my brother's house...he's been sober for like 16 years. It's not that I can't drink there but I'll probably be the only one. Wife is bringing some sangria for her. I stay sober so she can drink if she wants. Pretty sure tomorrow we're going out with some friends so I'll save up my liver cells for that.
 
my place in italy is 30.5 celsius and i dont have teh a/c. this is gonna be rough till i can grab a portile aria condizionata. i have no choice. i dont do sleep sweat well. mrs x has a 7/4 birfday, please sing tanti auguri to her.

oh and its 12.30 i think, maybe 00.30, friggin clocks.

 
I'm going to have a couple beers this evening, but it will be the least I've consumed on the 4th in quite a while. I usually cook for the neighborhood parade and party, which means I start drinking at 9 when the grilling starts. I passed those duties off to someone else this year.

 
When I was a kid, we used to go to the lake every year for the 4th. After lunch wed go swim and my dad and uncle would hang out at the picnic spot. I always wondered why dad got so funny later in the day after we returned. Ill never forget the first year I was old enough to hang back with them and dad offered me a pull off the flask he kept handy. It suddenly all made sense.

 
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
Am I the only one who is not going to be drinking today?
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I woke up at 5a and smoked a pork butt for the first time in my life. Normally this would be prime drinking time, but I was doing it to make a special independence day dinner for my daughter, so I didn't have a sip of anything. I was out til about 1 last night drinking, so don't feel too bad for me
 
For those that were concerned, cos is squared away. He stumbled on a field of law that I know as well as I know boozing and crazy chicks

 
'-fish- said:
For those that were concerned, cos is squared away. He stumbled on a field of law that I know as well as I know boozing and crazy chicks
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Awesome. And I doubt there's a field of law that you know as well as those other two things. You'd have to know it better than Scalia knows the Constitution in order to qualify.
 
you mean to tel me that laser blast to the chest didn't kill Greedo?

i'm to believe it only stunned him even though he was smoking and slumped over the table?

 
It's been 95 degrees+ for the past 2 weeks, reaching well over 100 today. We are 6 inches under our normal rain total for the summer and have only had about a half inch in over 3 weeks. So if I'm the municipality, I probably cancel the fireworks session for tonight. Nope. 5 minutes into the show, the fireworks suddenly stopped. They started a fire.

Good thing they contained it because the area they are in is nothing but dry fields. Could have burned for days

 
I've had a lot of Coors yellowbelly tonight. Happy birthday my fellow Americans. Candian hipster professors can suck it.

 
Day 1 of my drive to Seattle. Holy #### is it hot out there. 103 through most of Wisconsin. Enjoyed some beer and fireworks in the great Sioux Falls, SD. Tomorrow Mt Rushmore and on to Wyoming.

Happy 4th fellas.

 
'Chemical X said:
my place in italy is 30.5 celsius and i dont have teh a/c. this is gonna be rough till i can grab a portile aria condizionata. i have no choice. i dont do sleep sweat well. mrs x has a 7/4 birfday, please sing tanti auguri to her.oh and its 12.30 i think, maybe 00.30, friggin clocks.
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Buon compleanno.
 
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