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[Raider Nation]

Funny Or Die ‏@funnyordiePlease do not post your cell phone picture of fireworks. Nobody cares.

So true.

 

[flysack]

For those that were concerned, cos is squared away. He stumbled on a field of law that I know as well as I know boozing and crazy chicks

 

[flysack]

I've had a lot of Coors yellowbelly tonight. Happy birthday my fellow Americans. Candian hipster professors can suck it.

True: while they were blowing off fireworks here on the farm, I stayed inside and read Proust.I didn't mean to be snobby and I'm usually all for blowing #### up in the name of Imperialist Satan, but nobody narrates a whorehouse scene quite like Proust.* I couldn't put the book down. *T-Rex Jesus frowns on this post.

 

[flysack]

Oh, and my FB mobile uploads has a nice pic of the new gf and her cleavage. YWIA pervs

Lies. Yes, I looked. All I saw were tons of pics of you and hot blond M--- (sometimes showing cleavage).Note: I'm not complaining here. Just stating the facts, sir.

 

[phishphan]

Oh, and my FB mobile uploads has a nice pic of the new gf and her cleavage. YWIA pervs

Lies. Yes, I looked. All I saw were tons of pics of you and hot blond M--- (sometimes showing cleavage).Note: I'm not complaining here. Just stating the facts, sir.

I saw it multiple times yesterday. each time I opened FB I thought "nice ####".It does seem to be gone now though.

 

[walnutz]

Well - I made it through dad and lad camp. 105 in Missouri on Saturday. The heat was pretty bad but the kids all did pretty good. We had a raccoon invasion at 2:30 in the morning. Even with hanging the trash and keeping all the food locked down the came after it. One of thoe dad's woke and there was a huge coon about 3 feet from him. He could not go to sleep the rest of the night. The coons kept coming back for more every time we chased them off with a flashlight.

Next year I Briang my own tent. The ones the scouts provided wre horrible. Lesson learned.

Were you at Beumont/May camp too? F that place with and AIDS riddled dong.

as an fyi for you gramblers here, i recently took the plunge and bought a share of a yearling harness horse.

i have loved harness since my time in ny at yonkers, meadowlands, monticello and the old roosevelt. not sure of the lure, but getting outside to see the horses and analyzing the program always gave me pleasure. think it has been a dream to buy a harness horse forever......but the costs are CRZY. after much research, i got hooked up with vip internet stable, who syndicates relatively reasonably priced horses and you can buy shares and split the costs.

TROON is a rocknroll hanover son, who has many. he trained well in 2012 and won a pair of qualifiers, one at pocono downs and another at the big m. his first race was 6/29 in the 4th at the big m and he won his division of the john simpson memorial in 1:54.1 at 6/5. he is back in this friday at the big m, w.n. reynolds 7/6 in the 6th, post 9 (which sucks). ML is not up, but he should be better than those he is up against, many of whom ran slower last week in the other division.

not sure if anyone else has done this, but it has so far been a cool experience, any winnings is simply gravy imo.

if you enjoy harness, follow him, you might catch a price. he is late runner...... you can view his last at the big m via www.vipstable.com front page.

ciao!

Awesome.

Shuke, sorry about your troubles with Gout

Suxor.East Coast guys, where can I take advantage of these prices online? Love me some lobster.

This is my buddy's biz: My linkOr just PM me your address.

I would love to try the stew. Does he sell frozen lobsters, just the tails or just the meat? I know love is better but I'm not sure what I would do with 10, 1.25 live lobsters right now.

Hey SLB -- I missed this one. Yeah - we were at Beaumont/Camp May. The heat was oppressive. The food sucked(good thing we packed snacks and some of our own food). The pool was the best part. We spent most of our time there after doing archery and bb guns. He wanted to get his belt loops for those two but i had no idea what we were supposed to do out there to get them. I want a belt loop just for surviving that damn thing. The racoons were pretty freaking bold.

Why did you hate it so much?

 

[Disco Stu]

Bentley, Kev, Bogart, one of you; explain this ####.

Nice limb.

 

[Disco Stu]

Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

Spoiler

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band

Thoughts?

For me the cons would eventually outweigh the pros. She doesn't eat, cook, or drink beer? And has ####ty taste in music? Out.

 

[urbanhack]

 

[-fish-]

Oh, and my FB mobile uploads has a nice pic of the new gf and her cleavage. YWIA pervs

Lies. Yes, I looked. All I saw were tons of pics of you and hot blond M--- (sometimes showing cleavage).Note: I'm not complaining here. Just stating the facts, sir.

I saw it multiple times yesterday. each time I opened FB I thought "nice ####".It does seem to be gone now though.

Post is gone, but the picture is in the mobile uploads album.

 

[-fish-]

I just watched Piranhaconda. Winning.

In. Where do I find this?

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh, and my FB mobile uploads has a nice pic of the new gf and her cleavage. YWIA pervs

Lies. Yes, I looked. All I saw were tons of pics of you and hot blond M--- (sometimes showing cleavage).Note: I'm not complaining here. Just stating the facts, sir.

I saw it multiple times yesterday. each time I opened FB I thought "nice ####".It does seem to be gone now though.

Post is gone, but the picture is in the mobile uploads album.

Not shared (at least not with me).

 

[phishphan]

Oh, and my FB mobile uploads has a nice pic of the new gf and her cleavage. YWIA pervs

Lies. Yes, I looked. All I saw were tons of pics of you and hot blond M--- (sometimes showing cleavage).Note: I'm not complaining here. Just stating the facts, sir.

I saw it multiple times yesterday. each time I opened FB I thought "nice ####".It does seem to be gone now though.

Post is gone, but the picture is in the mobile uploads album.

you must have the settings on the pic set to Private cuz it's not visible.

 

[commisholio]

Guster> get back to me when she has refriended you a fourth time, you ignore it, and she texts asking why you are being an #######. In happier news, I had a date last night with a rather attractive, and by all outward signs, rather normal young (but age appropriate) lady. Little things about her bug me but it seems like all the things that should matter are there. I made a list.

Spoiler

ProSmartWell readArticulateWrites fictionPerfect mix of pretty and sexyClose with her familyLoves travelExcellent with kids especially her neiceVolunteers for make a wishUnder contract to buy her own condoHas a real job (office manager of small business)Still shorter than me even with very high heelsLikes to wear very high heelsHair longer than shoulderNot one of those overly self depricating types that passive-aggressively want you to assure them they're not fat, unattractive, etcNot fat or unattractiveNot overly skinny work out/diet freakConWeird pickyness with food including not eating any seafood, cheese, and most vegetables or fruits. Doesn't cook (probably related)Doesn't "get" sportsHomebodyCan't drink beerThinks Three Doors Down is a good band

Spoiler

Thoughts?

For me the cons would eventually outweigh the pros. She doesn't eat, cook, or drink beer? And has ####ty taste in music? Out. The picky eater thing is a deal breaker. Over the long term you'll either have to eat out all the time or conform to her tastes when you eat together at home. Forget it.

 

[UOFI_316]

I just watched Piranhaconda. Winning.

In. Where do I find this?

SyFy, along with hoards of other high quality movies.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Might try to get in on the tail end of a meat raffle tonight.

 

[proninja]

I've played golf in Iowa twice so far. Shot a 74 and this morning a 73. Doubled the first, bogeyed the second, then came in two under on the last 16. Not really sure why, but I'm playing really good golf.

 

[EYLive]

I just watched Piranhaconda. Winning.

In. Where do I find this?

SyFy, along with hoards of other high quality movies.

I'm glad you enjoy them. Power Pandas is in post production. Keep an eye out for that one.

 

[EYLive]

Might try to get in on the tail end of a meat raffle tonight.

Have you tracked your long term success for these raffles. I guess what I mean is, have you gotten good value in the meat you win vs the money you spend on the tickets?

 

[General Malaise]

Bought an 18-pack of PBR on Tuesday. It gone.

 

[Guster]

Might try to get in on the tail end of a meat raffle tonight.

Have you tracked your long term success for these raffles. I guess what I mean is, have you gotten good value in the meat you win vs the money you spend on the tickets?

it seems like he wins every time he goes. I believe there are typically 12 rounds with each round having ~30 tickets being sold at $1/ea (i've done some online meat raffle research)... if you win, you've got to think you've made your money back and then some.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Might try to get in on the tail end of a meat raffle tonight.

Have you tracked your long term success for these raffles. I guess what I mean is, have you gotten good value in the meat you win vs the money you spend on the tickets?

Yes, I've been pretty lucky for the most part though. Example: Last week I spent $9 on 4 rounds (2,2,2,3) of meat raffles. I won a $20 gift card for meat at the butcher. So, I was "up" $11 and I got drunk. They also gave away a free drink each round and I won that once as well. (shot of Jameson)It is certainly conceivable that you stay there for 10 rounds of meat raffling action and win nothing. :(Edit: Also, with the ones where the meat is right there in a cooler, winning at the end isn't nearly as good as the beginning since you get to pick which meatstuffs you like most.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

#knockonmeat

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

A couple of weeks ago me and my brother got there for the last 2 rounds of meatrafflin'.

I only got one ticket for the 2nd to last round, which I didn't win. Then the last round came and they had an overabundance of tickets. It was for 5# of ground beef. We ended up going "all-in" and bought 5 tickets. We didn't win. So, -$6 there.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well - I made it through dad and lad camp. 105 in Missouri on Saturday. The heat was pretty bad but the kids all did pretty good. We had a raccoon invasion at 2:30 in the morning. Even with hanging the trash and keeping all the food locked down the came after it. One of thoe dad's woke and there was a huge coon about 3 feet from him. He could not go to sleep the rest of the night. The coons kept coming back for more every time we chased them off with a flashlight.

Next year I Briang my own tent. The ones the scouts provided wre horrible. Lesson learned.

Were you at Beumont/May camp too? F that place with and AIDS riddled dong.

as an fyi for you gramblers here, i recently took the plunge and bought a share of a yearling harness horse.

i have loved harness since my time in ny at yonkers, meadowlands, monticello and the old roosevelt. not sure of the lure, but getting outside to see the horses and analyzing the program always gave me pleasure. think it has been a dream to buy a harness horse forever......but the costs are CRZY. after much research, i got hooked up with vip internet stable, who syndicates relatively reasonably priced horses and you can buy shares and split the costs.

TROON is a rocknroll hanover son, who has many. he trained well in 2012 and won a pair of qualifiers, one at pocono downs and another at the big m. his first race was 6/29 in the 4th at the big m and he won his division of the john simpson memorial in 1:54.1 at 6/5. he is back in this friday at the big m, w.n. reynolds 7/6 in the 6th, post 9 (which sucks). ML is not up, but he should be better than those he is up against, many of whom ran slower last week in the other division.

not sure if anyone else has done this, but it has so far been a cool experience, any winnings is simply gravy imo.

if you enjoy harness, follow him, you might catch a price. he is late runner...... you can view his last at the big m via www.vipstable.com front page.

ciao!

Awesome.

Shuke, sorry about your troubles with Gout

Suxor.East Coast guys, where can I take advantage of these prices online? Love me some lobster.

This is my buddy's biz: My linkOr just PM me your address.

I would love to try the stew. Does he sell frozen lobsters, just the tails or just the meat? I know love is better but I'm not sure what I would do with 10, 1.25 live lobsters right now.

Hey SLB -- I missed this one. Yeah - we were at Beaumont/Camp May. The heat was oppressive. The food sucked(good thing we packed snacks and some of our own food). The pool was the best part. We spent most of our time there after doing archery and bb guns. He wanted to get his belt loops for those two but i had no idea what we were supposed to do out there to get them. I want a belt loop just for surviving that damn thing. The racoons were pretty freaking bold.

Why did you hate it so much?

I posted about it a few weeks ago. Hot, bugs, raccoons, campsite was a 12 minute walk from the car, crappy tents, crappier food, nothing regimented, gift shop pressure. Yes, I've gotten spoiled.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lost my mind yesterday. Hit the punching bag for the first time in a long time. I try constantly to be good to people and the person that I do the most for, and should appreciate me the most, my wife, shows me no respect at times. I'm still ####### pissed despite her multiple apologies.

ETA

Thanks for listening.

 

[flysack]

Lost my mind yesterday. Hit the punching bag for the first time in a long time. I try constantly to be good to people and the person that I do the most for, and should appreciate me the most, my wife, shows me no respect at times. I'm still ####### pissed despite her multiple apologies.

ETA

Thanks for listening.

"Let go or be dragged."- Zen proverb.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lost my mind yesterday. Hit the punching bag for the first time in a long time. I try constantly to be good to people and the person that I do the most for, and should appreciate me the most, my wife, shows me no respect at times. I'm still ####### pissed despite her multiple apologies.

ETA

Thanks for listening.

"Let go or be dragged."- Zen proverb.

I'm not one to hold grudges but this is different. I've had it with her spoiled ###.

 

[commisholio]

It's hard, hard, hard to be married for a long time. Familiarity breeds contempt, you know?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Lost my mind yesterday. Hit the punching bag for the first time in a long time. I try constantly to be good to people and the person that I do the most for, and should appreciate me the most, my wife, shows me no respect at times. I'm still ####### pissed despite her multiple apologies.

ETA

Thanks for listening.

"Let go or be dragged."- Zen proverb.

I'm not one to hold grudges but this is different. I've had it with her spoiled ###.

She won't let you play with the neighborhood swingers, huh?

lol No, that isn't it. I could probably talk her into that if I wanted to.

It's hard, hard, hard to be married for a long time. Familiarity breeds contempt, you know?

You know what else breeds contempt? When somebody relies on you for everything in their life, for most of their life, but then they act like a #####mitten to you.

 

[urbanhack]

Delete her on FB.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hoping punching bag wasn't a euphamism here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Delete her on FB.

lol

 

[flysack]

Delete her on FB.

This made me

 

[mr. furley]

you mean to tel me that laser blast to the chest didn't kill Greedo Guido?

i'm to believe it only stunned him even though he was smoking and slumped over the table?

lolalso, i did notice that Greedo shot first. what is that bs?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hoping punching bag wasn't a euphamism here.

No, it isn't.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

And oddly enough my boys have been on their best behavior since then. Don't touch!!!!

 

[Marvin]

Women...you can live with them. You can't leave them in a shallow grave next to the interstate.

 

[urbanhack]

Woman...you can dip them in batter, but you can't drop them in hot oil.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Women...you can live with them. You can't leave them in a shallow grave next to the interstate.

Woman...you can dip them in batter, but you can't drop them in hot oil.

lol

 

[Marvin]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

 

[EYLive]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

I'm always amazed that some of you goons are still married.

 

[EYLive]

Speaking of baking and other assorted queer activities...

I volunteered to bring cinnamon rolls to a 4th of July party. I had a tube of Pillbury dough so I baked the rolls for 10 minutes (as instructed). But I putzed around looking for tupperware to put them in and left them in the oven for 1.5 minutes longer than I was supposed to. I burned the bottom of all the rolls.

I then jizzed the icing on the rolls and brought them to the party anyway. I think I'll be delegated to bring drinks from now on.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

Holy ####, your wife actually does stuff?

 

[Marvin]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

Holy ####, your wife actually does stuff?

Yeah, aside from her real job she does that baking crap on the side.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Women...you can live with them. You can't leave them in a shallow grave next to the interstate.

Woman...you can dip them in batter, but you can't drop them in hot oil.

Where the hell did all these rules suddenly come from? You can't change the rules to the game in the 5th inning, people.

 

[bentley]

Angrywife is going to see Magic Mike with friends tomorrow. There better be poon afterward.

Mostly I just wanted to type the word poon.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Angrywife is going to see Magic Mike with friends tomorrow. There better be poon afterward. Mostly I just wanted to type the word poon.

Prepare for session poon imo

 

[flysack]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

Holy ####, your wife actually does stuff?

My wife just cooked me a pork chop (at request) and delivered it to my desk. She also makes more money than me.Have you considered becoming a hipster?

 

[urbanhack]

True story...related.

I was helping my wife make a cake today (she was busy decorating cookies). My job was to make the cake batter since it takes no skill what so ever.

I said something smart-assed to here.

She threatened to squirt me with a bag-full of red icing.

My reply.

Holy ####, your wife actually does stuff?

My wife just cooked me a pork chop (at request) and delivered it to my desk. She also makes more money than me.Have you considered becoming a hipster?

My link