GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Congrats to all who deserve.

1. GM for new baby

b. Frosty for not having a baby

#. Zooks for a dream cornhole

IV. YSR for at least remember to put on clothes for her first day

©. Bogart for getting another person to marry his Ex

¶. Fish for being that person

¥. Tanner for moving to Alaska

ö. No 16 for remembering every single thing that helped him learn as a toddler

§. Anyone else I forgot.

Thank you for this post. I was about to do some mid-level Hippling.

Can I get a full back story on Fish and the soon to be Mrs Fish? When exactly did they meet (hasn't it only been like a few weeks?) Why are you prosposing so soon? What celebrity does she look like? I am wildly intrigued by this. No. 16 has a huge thread about his ex and I am somewhat intrigued by that, but this Fish story seems more interesting and I want all the details.

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze.

Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats to all who deserve.

1. GM for new baby

b. Frosty for not having a baby

#. Zooks for a dream cornhole

IV. YSR for at least remember to put on clothes for her first day

©. Bogart for getting another person to marry his Ex

¶. Fish for being that person

¥. Tanner for moving to Alaska

ö. No 16 for remembering every single thing that helped him learn as a toddler

§. Anyone else I forgot.

Thank you for this post. I was about to do some mid-level Hippling.

Can I get a full back story on Fish and the soon to be Mrs Fish? When exactly did they meet (hasn't it only been like a few weeks?) Why are you prosposing so soon? What celebrity does she look like? I am wildly intrigued by this. No. 16 has a huge thread about his ex and I am somewhat intrigued by that, but this Fish story seems more interesting and I want all the details.

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze.

Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

To the facebooks!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Very nice GB! Kinda looks like K4...

 

[-fish-]

Very nice GB! Kinda looks like K4...

My link

 

[proninja]

Congrats to all who deserve.

1. GM for new baby

b. Frosty for not having a baby

#. Zooks for a dream cornhole

IV. YSR for at least remember to put on clothes for her first day

©. Bogart for getting another person to marry his Ex

¶. Fish for being that person

¥. Tanner for moving to Alaska

ö. No 16 for remembering every single thing that helped him learn as a toddler

§. Anyone else I forgot.

Thank you for this post. I was about to do some mid-level Hippling.

Can I get a full back story on Fish and the soon to be Mrs Fish? When exactly did they meet (hasn't it only been like a few weeks?) Why are you prosposing so soon? What celebrity does she look like? I am wildly intrigued by this. No. 16 has a huge thread about his ex and I am somewhat intrigued by that, but this Fish story seems more interesting and I want all the details.

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze.

Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

What would 8 week ago fish tell current fish?

 

[Gadzooks]

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze. Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

I don't think we're friends on the facebooks. Lets rectify this situation and become "friends". I have a funny feeling I'd probably enjoy masturbating to some of your pictures. I don't mean pictures of you specifically, because that would be weird. I mean pictures of your friends. And not guy friends, because that would be weird too. Mainly pictures of female friends and your future wife. So I guess if I'm gonna be honest, I really only want to be facebook friends with you so I can masturbate to pictures of your female friends and future wife. I'm assuming you're ok with this. I don't see why you wouldn't be. You can check with Frosty and SLB, I'm not that creepy. You got any sisters?

 

[-fish-]

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze. Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

I don't think we're friends on the facebooks. Lets rectify this situation and become "friends". I have a funny feeling I'd probably enjoy masturbating to some of your pictures. I don't mean pictures of you specifically, because that would be weird. I mean pictures of your friends. And not guy friends, because that would be weird too. Mainly pictures of female friends and your future wife. So I guess if I'm gonna be honest, I really only want to be facebook friends with you so I can masturbate to pictures of your female friends and future wife. I'm assuming you're ok with this. I don't see why you wouldn't be. You can check with Frosty and SLB, I'm not that creepy. You got any sisters?

not that you'd want to masturbate to. my 23 year old niece has some smokin' friends, though.

 

[bentley]

So apparently saying something is 'pretty good' is not sufficient. And following up with 'sorry, I meant to say that they were so ####### good that I exploded in my pants the moment the food touched my taste buds' makes one a sarcastic #######.

 

[Gadzooks]

1. 7 weeksb. I'm stupid happy. She's fun, smart, age appropriate, not crazy, owns her own house, texts me dirty pictures and will pretty much do everything but the thing that got knuckles her nickname. Plus she drinks gin and won't touch bourbon, and I drink bourbon and won't touch gin, so I don't need to worry about my booze. Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

I don't think we're friends on the facebooks. Lets rectify this situation and become "friends". I have a funny feeling I'd probably enjoy masturbating to some of your pictures. I don't mean pictures of you specifically, because that would be weird. I mean pictures of your friends. And not guy friends, because that would be weird too. Mainly pictures of female friends and your future wife. So I guess if I'm gonna be honest, I really only want to be facebook friends with you so I can masturbate to pictures of your female friends and future wife. I'm assuming you're ok with this. I don't see why you wouldn't be. You can check with Frosty and SLB, I'm not that creepy. You got any sisters?

not that you'd want to masturbate to. my 23 year old niece has some smokin' friends, though.

Did you say 23 year old?

 

[-fish-]

So apparently saying something is 'pretty good' is not sufficient. And following up with 'sorry, I meant to say that they were so ####### good that I exploded in my pants the moment the food touched my taste buds' makes one a sarcastic #######.

Not sarcastic if you take it out of your pants first

 

[Osaurus]

Survived day 1 at new job. Didn't have my innerwebs time like I used to but say lavy.

 

[SofaKings]

So apparently saying something is 'pretty good' is not sufficient. And following up with 'sorry, I meant to say that they were so ####### good that I exploded in my pants the moment the food touched my taste buds' makes one a sarcastic #######.

Sooooo...when are you going to Portland?

 

[bentley]

So apparently saying something is 'pretty good' is not sufficient. And following up with 'sorry, I meant to say that they were so ####### good that I exploded in my pants the moment the food touched my taste buds' makes one a sarcastic #######.

Sooooo...when are you going to Portland?

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

 

[krista4]

Very nice GB! Kinda looks like K4...

My link

Oh, that ol' chestnut.What am I doing wrong? Twice you've posted about finding a pic on mobile uploads, and twice I can't find it. Is this only visible to special friends?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Twice you've posted about finding a pick on mobile uploads, and twice I can't find it. Is this only visible to special friends?

he has that pic blocked from most of us it seems but keeps telling us to go look for it anyway. great shtick.

 

[Annyong]

Gonna pile on the baby thing, I Just found out I got my 2nd on the way while my first is just 8 months old. So I'll see you guys here and the drunk thread (that still around? maybe I'll just see Stryker there, I think he's te mod) for the next 9 months, after that I'll be MIA again.

Nipples

 

[Thorn]

Twice you've posted about finding a pick on mobile uploads, and twice I can't find it. Is this only visible to special friends?

he has that pic blocked from most of us it seems but keeps telling us to go look for it anyway. great shtick.

Keep looking was pretty good shtick once upon a time.

 

[KGB]

At my bday party this weekend

Girl: What flavor Jello shot would you like?

ME: Purple,

slurp

WOW, Thats the best damn jello shot I ever had! What did you make that with? Kool Aid? It tastes just like koolaid!

Her

Me

Her

Well?

Her Jello

 

[KGB]

At my bday party this weekendGirl: What flavor Jello shot would you like?ME: Purple,slurpWOW, Thats the best damn jello shot I ever had! What did you make that with? Kool Aid? It tastes just like koolaid! Her Me Her Well?Her Jello

i don't get it.

You can use it on your first date if you text that girl from the idating thread.. She will think its funny. It will work even better with you not getting it.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Meatchamp

 

[kevzilla]

Survived day 1 at new job. Didn't have my innerwebs time like I used to but say lavy.

I had to read that four times to figure it out.

 

[shuke]

Trevor ‏@TREtanic @zackcozart who is your favorite Star Wars character? I'm asking for a nerdy ifriend. TIA #reds #shuke

Dude. I've already emailed the organization with a complaint about the setup and was hoping they'd give us some private meeting. Now he sees this he's going to think it's some hoax.

OK Capt Serious.

Guess whose son received an autographed 8x10 of Zack Cozart in the mail today? Also, guess whose ####head mailman folded the envelope to stuff it in the mailbox.

 

[shuke]

Γ. a mid-30s Jodi Foster with a touch of Emma Stone. Has that sexy scratchy voice that they both share. There's a picture on my Facebook if you look in my mobile uploads album. Look for the chick with the nice cleavage in the only picture where I'm wearing a tie.

I'll take a PM.

 

[shuke]

Gonna pile on the baby thing, I Just found out I got my 2nd on the way while my first is just 8 months old. So I'll see you guys here and the drunk thread (that still around? maybe I'll just see Stryker there, I think he's te mod) for the next 9 months, after that I'll be MIA again. Nipples

Congrats

 

[shuke]

Keep looking was pretty good shtick once upon a time.

Was?

 

[Frostillicus]

Meatchamp

 

[Frostillicus]

Tre and I combined to win the meat raffle THREE times!

 

[kevzilla]

Tre and I combined to win the meat raffle THREE times!

Congrats to you and your meat-partner. NTTIAWWT.

 

[bentley]

Gonna pile on the baby thing, I Just found out I got my 2nd on the way while my first is just 8 months old. So I'll see you guys here and the drunk thread (that still around? maybe I'll just see Stryker there, I think he's te mod) for the next 9 months, after that I'll be MIA again. Nipples

Turrible.

 

[bentley]

Wow. Just watched the Bibi Jones retirement video and discovered that porn stars have souls. Kinda mind blowing.

 

[shuke]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

Some made up thing. Best not to ask.

 

[Frostillicus]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

 

[Frostillicus]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

Some made up thing. Best not to ask.

So your whole Minnesota thing was shtick?

 

[shuke]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

 

[Frostillicus]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

 

[cosjobs]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

I fell asleep twice just trying to finish that paragraph.

 

[Frostillicus]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

I fell asleep twice just trying to finish that paragraph.

F. U.

 

[Frostillicus]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Let's say hypothetically that I might be in MSP during the last weekend in July. Where might I be able to attend a meat raffle? Would there also be a Zantigo within walking distance?ETA: You look a lot different when you drink and drive

You could pretty much it a meat raffle and a Zantigo in one day anywhere. Where you staying?I want a chilito now.

 

[Frostillicus]

Way to have to qork

 

[Frostillicus]

Lol

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Gonna pile on the baby thing, I Just found out I got my 2nd on the way while my first is just 8 months old. So I'll see you guys here and the drunk thread (that still around? maybe I'll just see Stryker there, I think he's te mod) for the next 9 months, after that I'll be MIA again.

Congrats GBBK!

 

[Tiger Fan]

Next year I'm planting my full salad in my garden. I have tomatoes, broccoli, green/red peppers & cucumbers. Need spinach and carrots next year.

how long does it take to grow? And how big of a setup do you have? I go through green/red peppers and onions like crazy

 

[Tiger Fan]

Met up with Cos yesterday for some lunchtime blackjack. We're chatting along, talking about things to do in new orleans and I mention a cocktail tour...but probably best to do it at night b/c it's so damn hot. Cos mentions "Yeah, I'm not much of a day drinker"

A few hands go by and the waitress comes along:

Cos: "Give me a half kaluha/half coffee"

me: "I thought you weren't a day drinker"

Cos: "Kaluha's not really alcohol, just more of a cream"



Also, first time in my life I saw someone have 5 separate bets off of one hand:

Cos gets dealts 2 8s...split...another 8...split....another 8...split...gets a 3...double down....only ended up winning +1u on the bet, but still pretty cool

 

[shuke]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

Seriously still not following.Could you lay out the process in steps?

 

[Tiger Fan]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

Seriously still not following.Could you lay out the process in steps?

I'm assuming that all the meat is donated for charity

 

[Thorn]

Survived day 1 at new job. Didn't have my innerwebs time like I used to but say lavy.

I had to read that four times to figure it out.

I never did.

 

[Thorn]

Keep looking was pretty good shtick once upon a time.

Was?

I enjoyed it.

 

[shuke]

As many times as I think it's been explained I still don't understand the meat raffle.

30 tickets. $1 a piece. Spin a wheel. Winning number gets to pick whatever meat that's still left they want. Steaks, bacon, pork chops, ribs, crab legs, etc. Pretty simple, and you'd ####### love it.

Who's giving away all this meat for $30 total? Are there 30 spots on the wheel?

Yes. 30 spots on the wheel. You're basically paying 30-1 odds to win at 30-1/25-1/20-1 depending on how early in the raffle it is and where you are. Some places have a couple of steak packets or whatever where you're probably getting even odds. By the end there might be 4 lbs. of ground beef as the prize and you'd be like ####. A smart and lame man would just find the best meat raffles and load up on the early pulls to maximize the chances of getting some good ####. More fun to just play along and drink beer. Seriously. TRE's two wins tonight were for $20 gift cards, which means $30 was paid in overall. Win for charity, win for TRE. You'd love this. Anybody would. How this is still a one state phenomenom is beyond me.

Seriously still not following.Could you lay out the process in steps?

I'm assuming that all the meat is donated for charity

What is the charity pulling in, 30 dollars?

 

[phishphan]

Survived day 1 at new job. Didn't have my innerwebs time like I used to but say lavy.

I had to read that four times to figure it out.

I never did.

C'est la vie