GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Disco Stu]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

My link

"The most common way that dating couples end a relationship is by starting another" -- that is, by cheating on their current partner.

 

[Marvin]

You guys have seen Australian hurdler Michelle Jenneke, right?

RULES

God, no kidding.

Bundy Bounce.

That little dance she does makes me want to ... I don't know ... have sex with her or something.

Was this a one-time thing or her normal pre-race routine? I can't find any other videos.Bring on the olympics!

She's not in the Olympics. This was all we get.

THIS IS BULL####!

Shuke rules.

 

[Marvin]

Day #3 of my wife being out of town and I'm still not bored doing absolutely nothing yet.

 

[Gadzooks]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

Somewhat related. Since getting divorced nearly 4 years ago, I've noticed that most girls in their 20's seem to be extremely unfaithful in relationships. Whether physically cheating or "emotionally cheating" via texting, facebook etc. Is this due to technology and all the possible ways we have to communicate with each other? Has this always been the case and I've been naive to it? My parents have been married for 48 years and I believe they started dating when they were like 11 years old and have never had a wandering eye. From my list of current options, notice that Runner Girl (age 28) is engaged and Hot Co-worker Girl (age 27) has a boyfriend, yet they are carrying on a very flirty texting relationship with me. If I was the guy in the relationship with either of them I'd be pissed about what they're doing even though technically they haven't done anything. The perfect 22 Year Old that I had a "relationship" with had a boyfriend that lived out of state, but she didn't care. And I remember the first girl that I did anything with after my divorce was 25 years old and she was married (I didn't know she was married and ended things right when I found out)What's wrong with chicks these days? Or should I not be complaining about this?

It's not chicks these days man. You're just that irresistible.

I love you

<_<

I love you more

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry Zooks, she called me her hero last night and that was some of the milder praise. I'm not kicking her to the curb quite yet.

Ok. You have my number, keep me posted.

Got you on speed dial.

Interesting developments on the female front (not counting my possible marriage to SLB's wife)

Stalker girl

I mentioned her last week (she showed up at my house with another much older woman, knocked, looked in my windows, texted about how she couldn't see me and wanted me to let her in, she's kinda my version of Knuckles) She ended up coming over last Friday night and fell asleep on my couch, with nothing happening. We talked a few times since then and now we're going to lunch today. As mentioned before, she's into Yoga, meditating and is on one of those weird Vegan diets. We've been friends since Junior High School and she's pretty hot, but there was never a spark there for me, however, I am hornier than Tanner on Viagra. So we're doing lunch today and she said she is "open for anything this weekend". And to add to her stalker qualities, after texting back and forth yesterday about lunch plans (and finally getting her to agree to go to a non-sushi place) she texted that "she couldn't wait to see me" and then my phone started blowing up with all these FaceBook notifications and it was her "liking" a bunch of old pictures I put up a long time ago and her "liking" random comments I've made on old pictures or posts from mutual friends. Luckily my horniness trumps her creepy behavior.

President's daughter

Not Obama. The daughter of the President of the bank I work for. She also cuts my hair. 29 years old and recently divorced. Been very flirty for the past 6 months and has been texting me ALOT lately. I've not pursued anything because she's the President's daughter. However, as previously stated, I'm hornier than Shuke at a buffet. She mentioned how she's getting a new place and that I'll have to come over and check it out. At least 3 times in the past 2 days she's asked me what I'm doing this weekend and stated that she doesn't have any plans. This is a developing situation.



Non-Hot-Co-Worker Girl

This is purely physical and she's not even that attractive. I've hooked up with her a couple times in the past (most recently was October-ish and I think I wrote about it here, she's really short and I think I compared our drunken secks to Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton) Anyways, she had been dating some guy for the last couple months and they broke up last weekend, she's been asking me about grabbing a beer after work some night and then last night she texted me asking me if I wanted to go to the Red Sox game tonight with her. Since she and I are both hornier than TRE at a meat raffle, I think secks is guaranteed if we add alcohol to the equation.

Runner girl

She is new. I met her last Fall as she is the cousin of a guy I work with and that guy is one of my better friends outside of work. He has invited her to several of our "work/family functions" and usually her and I end up hanging out. She is very hot. Much much hotter than any of the other options. She's a runner, 28 years old and has a body that makes me melt like a freeze pop left out under the sun. Best personality out of the group as well. Her one negative is that she is engaged to someone else. She used to send a lot of jokes via text to me and her cousin and over the last few weeks she stopped including her cousin and her I text back and forth a lot. She asked me to download a messenger app because she didn't get cell service at work but could use the messenger service via WI-FI so we could text during the day. At night, when she's home with her fiancee, she only occasionaly will text me. I have a weird feeling that the "messenger-service" thing is just so her fiancee doesn't know she's texting me. I also get the impression that she's not real happy with fiancee. I guess I'm just gonna go along with the texting and hope she breaks it off with the fiancee (they don't even have a wedding date planned) God I would love to hook up with her as much as Guster loves shot videos.

Hot co-worker girl

This one is a real stretch. 27 years old, very hot. She has a boyfriend that lives out of state. Her and I have had a running email joke about her buying me a drink sometime. She's started texting me over the last 2 weeks and talking about where we should go for our drink. Haven't been able to make it happen though. I doubt anything will happen, but hooking up with her would make me happier than GM finding shade on a sunny day.

Thoughts? Strategies? Rankings?

Oh YSR isn't going to like this at all.I say, #### them. #### their brains out!

Day #3 of my wife being out of town and I'm still not bored doing absolutely nothing yet.

I think I'm going to the casino. I'm sick of working this week.

 

[-fish-]

Stalker girl

Hit this immediately. Nothing adds fun and excitement to your life like a crazy stalker, plus we all know that psycho women are uninhibited in bed (and cars, fields, restaurants, detention cells, etc.). Many of them are experienced and comfortable with restraints.

President's daughter

Should be next on your list. She's throwing herself out there for you. Throw her a bone.

Hot Co-Worker

She's hot. Long distance boyfriend is barely an impediment. Go buy her a drink.

Runner

She may be hot, but she's got a fiance? Too much risk of hearing about wedding planning.

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Stalker girl

Hit this immediately. Nothing adds fun and excitement to your life like a crazy stalker, plus we all know that psycho women are uninhibited in bed (and cars, fields, restaurants, detention cells, etc.). Many of them are experienced and comfortable with restraints.

President's daughter

Should be next on your list. She's throwing herself out there for you. Throw her a bone.

Hot Co-Worker

She's hot. Long distance boyfriend is barely an impediment. Go buy her a drink.

Runner

She may be hot, but she's got a fiance? Too much risk of hearing about wedding planning.

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

And for the love of Chewbacca, get lots of pics.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

I think Zooks was Stockton in that scenario

 

[krista4]

SLB, finally looked at your text. What can I say, I don't really use my phone much. Also, I never know if a text is being sent just to me or to a thousand people.

Anyway, Do you ever wear your hat?

 

[Exit 1]

Guster is the man. Nice job.

 

[-fish-]

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

I think Zooks was Stockton in that scenario

You're probably right. My notebook just said "drunk/coworker/farting/unattractive/stockton/webb" Who do you need to be more desperate for--Stockton or Spud Webb?

 

[Thorn]

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

I think Zooks was Stockton in that scenario

You're probably right. My notebook just said "drunk/coworker/farting/unattractive/stockton/webb" Who do you need to be more desperate for--Stockton or Spud Webb?

More a question of being the boxer or the boxee, IMO

 

[-fish-]

John Stockton

Only if you're desperate.

I think Zooks was Stockton in that scenario

You're probably right. My notebook just said "drunk/coworker/farting/unattractive/stockton/webb" Who do you need to be more desperate for--Stockton or Spud Webb?

More a question of being the boxer or the boxee, IMO

looking back at zooks' post, you're both right. I don't know how he's going to get past the fart-smelling thing to begin with.

 

[Rustoleum]

So my son and I are going to an overnight camping thing at our local cub scout camp. I just went to print the medical forms and one is supposed to be filled out by a physician. ####.

Everybody else already chimed in that the doctor form usually isn't needed for cubscout events.Is it at Freedlander/CubWorld?Nice campsite. sneak in a flask of something. Dealing with 9 year olds you know is one thing. Adding several hundred more is another.Apple-pie moonshine saved my life at the Webelos Outdoor Weekend I went to.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

SLB, finally looked at your text. What can I say, I don't really use my phone much. Also, I never know if a text is being sent just to me or to a thousand people.Anyway, Do you ever wear your hat?

I rarely where a hat but when I do, I'm a bush lover.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Garden for Tiger Fan

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

If you are asking if I'm growing weed, the answer is, sadly, no.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

If you are asking if I'm growing weed, the answer is, sadly, no.

Had you just peed all the way around it? Thats what I do.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

If you are asking if I'm growing weed, the answer is, sadly, no.

Had you just peed all the way around it? Thats what I do.

That's some firehose pissing!

 

[-fish-]

So we're not allowed to reference things that a certain deadbeat dad/drunk driving stockboy has freely admitted in his own posts?

Thanks for deleting my posts instead of dropping the banhammer, I guess.

 

[kevzilla]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

If you are asking if I'm growing weed, the answer is, sadly, no.

I learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't ya knowYou better stay away from Copperhead Road

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Is that a Ted plant in back there?

If you are asking if I'm growing weed, the answer is, sadly, no.

Had you just peed all the way around it? Thats what I do.

How else are you going to keep varmints away?

 

[Drifter]

Seattle folks still up for a BBQ and cards or other cornhole next Saturday? To warn you, I have a gay friend and his boyfriend staying with us that weekend... just in case you're the homophobic type.

 

[proninja]

Seattle folks still up for a BBQ and cards or other cornhole next Saturday? To warn you, I have a gay friend and his boyfriend staying with us that weekend... just in case you're the homophobic type.

What time? I work until 5.

 

[Drifter]

Seattle folks still up for a BBQ and cards or other cornhole next Saturday? To warn you, I have a gay friend and his boyfriend staying with us that weekend... just in case you're the homophobic type.

What time? I work until 5.

Whenever.

 

[-fish-]

I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.

 

[proninja]

I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.

Drifter, I hope you're flush with bourbon

 

[-fish-]

I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.

Drifter, I hope you're flush with bourbon

good point. you should probably hit costco.

 

[Drifter]

I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.

Drifter, I hope you're flush with bourbon

good point. you should probably hit costco.

Have about half a handle of Buffalo Trace right now that I'll probably put a pretty big dent in tonight, so yeah - I'll make sure to pick some up. Have ####loads of spiced rum if anybody is a Captain and whatever drinker. Also have plenty of cigars so hopefully it's nice enough to maybe put the card table in the back yard if we want to do a little low stakes gambling.

 

[-fish-]

I'm in unless I have my daughter all weekend.

Drifter, I hope you're flush with bourbon

good point. you should probably hit costco.

Have about half a handle of Buffalo Trace right now that I'll probably put a pretty big dent in tonight, so yeah - I'll make sure to pick some up. Have ####loads of spiced rum if anybody is a Captain and whatever drinker. Also have plenty of cigars so hopefully it's nice enough to maybe put the card table in the back yard if we want to do a little low stakes gambling.

is rudnicki going to get in a fight?

 

[Senor Schmutzig]

Day #3 of my wife being out of town and I'm still not bored doing absolutely nothing yet.

Sitting on the rooftop terrace having the 2nd beer of the night. Going deep sea fishing tomorrow and golf on Sunday.

Boredom is a long way away...

 

[Tiger Fan]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Thx. Definitely going to try to pull one of these off next spring

 

[Marvin]

So an old friend of mine is/was at the celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. He posted some pics on FB. The first one is of my buddy getting put in a headlock/fake-punched by Jeremy Roenick. The next pic is my buddy with Alfonso Ribeiro.

 

[Guster]

That engagement/relationship is on the rocks.

and it's true, I do like me some shot vids

 

[Guster]

Guster is the man. Nice job.

While I'm visiting Houston girl this weekend, she's treating me to a couple's massage - she's able to expense it through her work. The bill for the massages? $470 before tip/taxes

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Garden for Tiger Fan

Thx. Definitely going to try to pull one of these off next spring

It was an "accident" that I had the walls built around it but I've heard and it's been proven that the rabbits won't get in there for some reason. It's worked and I haven't had to use anything to keep the animals away. Just a thought if you plan on doing it for awhile. Nothing beats fresh vegetables right out of the garden. The tomatoes actually taste like tomatoes.

So an old friend of mine is/was at the celebrity golf tourney in Tahoe. He posted some pics on FB. The first one is of my buddy getting put in a headlock/fake-punched by Jeremy Roenick. The next pic is my buddy with Alfonso Ribeiro.

Guster is the man. Nice job.

While I'm visiting Houston girl this weekend, she's treating me to a couple's massage - she's able to expense it through her work. The bill for the massages? $470 before tip/taxes

I haven't been to FB but I hate you.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife just told me (unprovoked) that she'd have a threesome with me and Mila Kunis and would totally go full lesbian. Can anyone help me hook this up?

 

[Drifter]

I could dress up like Mila Kunis. It's worth a shot...

 

[kevzilla]

My wife just told me (unprovoked) that she'd have a threesome with me and Mila Kunis and would totally go full lesbian. Can anyone help me hook this up?

I would have a threesome with you and Mila Kunis.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

 

[Frostillicus]

I could dress up like Mila Kunis. It's worth a shot...

In.

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife just told me (unprovoked) that she'd have a threesome with me and Mila Kunis and would totally go full lesbian. Can anyone help me hook this up?

I would have a threesome with you and Mila Kunis.

Pass

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:

 

[Drifter]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:

Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss

 

[Frostillicus]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:

Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss

I think I'd be turned on and weirded out at the same time, if that makes sense. Where it went from there I think would depend on her. I'm drunk again.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:

Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss

Turned on. Big time.

 

[Frostillicus]

Watching that Chloe movie (the Ananda Seyfried sexy one). Turned on.

 

[Drifter]

My wife's "I'd do her" list is almost disturbingly long.

Mine's too, but this was the first use of "full on lesbian" I can remember. Followed up by "you don't really even have to be there, I just want to be on that." So I thought it was noteworthy. :zookshi:

Informal poll. If you were at a party and you walked into a room and found your wife making out with another chick... pissed or turned on? Discuss

Turned on. Big time.

It's okay for your wife to make out with someone but no you. What makes a woman making out with your wife, less threating to you than a man? Penis?

 

[Drifter]

BTW: I'm very drunk. Take everythign I'm saying as meaningless babble. So...like you would normally take it