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Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Terrible twos? Yeah, starts at one. ####.
Bogart
Footballguy
And continues until about four.:dadof3yo:
Or Eight.:dadof8yo
EYLive
Footballguy
Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."UPDATE: she "liked" the comment.
flysack
Footballguy
Not quite yet. We still need to find out if she thinks pretty, smart girls should make sandwiches.Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Not to mention she apparently thinks she's pretty.And smart.Not quite yet. We still need to find out if she thinks pretty, smart girls should make sandwiches.Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
It's hard to appear smart with a bone up your bum. I've heard...Not to mention she apparently thinks she's pretty.And smart.Not quite yet. We still need to find out if she thinks pretty, smart girls should make sandwiches.Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Appearing smart isn't the issue, though. You want her to be pretty. You might even want her to be smart (ymmv). You probably want her to appear to others to be pretty and smart. But you don't want her to think she's pretty and smart. That's a recipe for disaster.It's hard to appear smart with a bone up your bum. I've heard...Not to mention she apparently thinks she's pretty.And smart.Not quite yet. We still need to find out if she thinks pretty, smart girls should make sandwiches.Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.
One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -
"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."
UPDATE: she "liked" the comment.
Literally just gave twin A a 60 second time out for spitting milk everywhere.But that's nothing compared to the amount of money I'll be spending on day care starting in Sept.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Sounds good. I think I will probably have an extra BB King ticket on Tue if anyone is interested. Playing with the Tedeshi Trucks or something?'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
cosjobs
Footballguy
nice.I think I can move kids' dinner to make this game as well.'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
mr. furley
Footballguy
prefer SlenderMatt these days, friend'Mr. Pickles said:
krista4
Footballguy
Nah, she didn't imply she was pretty. flysack was shorthanding it.
mr. furley
Footballguy
i believe this to be factually inaccurate
mr. furley
Footballguy
sometimes shtick runs so long that you forget why you're shticking######i believe this to be factually inaccurate
I'll probably be at the game next Wednesday as well if you guys want to grab a beer or 8.nice.I think I can move kids' dinner to make this game as well.'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
May be a little late getting out there.. The girlfriend works a bit late and it looks like it's a 6PM start instead of 7PM.. Although maybe I'll just go without her and avoid introducing her to a bunch of middle aged men from the internet. 
next up, Truck.sometimes shtick runs so long that you forget why you're shtickingnow if i can get truck to accept, i will start wrecking lives via facebook.i believe this to be factually inaccurate
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Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
I like smart chicks that are pretty. 
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
fluorophoreLet's go.prefer SlenderMatt these days, friend'Mr. Pickles said:
JaxBill
Footballguy
Went to see the ortho today for my two-week post-surgery follow-up. Spent the last two weeks in a recliner with my right leg in a knee brace fixed straight. I have at least two more weeks of this before they gradually open the brace up. Doctor took staples out and gave me some moderate exercises to do. Things looked good but still a long way to go.
On the bright side, friends have made it perfectly clear that there is no way I am missing the league fantasy draft this weekend. A co-worker is coming by to trundle me off in their van and the host has assured me he is saving a La-Z-Boy with my name on it. It'll be my first non-medical trip out of the house since being diagnosed 8/3.
On the bright side, friends have made it perfectly clear that there is no way I am missing the league fantasy draft this weekend. A co-worker is coming by to trundle me off in their van and the host has assured me he is saving a La-Z-Boy with my name on it. It'll be my first non-medical trip out of the house since being diagnosed 8/3.
Marvin
Footballguy
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Pretty girls make gravesNot quite yet. We still need to find out if she thinks pretty, smart girls should make sandwiches.Wife material.Possible defriend warning/alert.One of my FB friends, whom I met through Krista, just posted something about men having problems with pretty girls who are smart. My comment -"I really don't understand some men. I have no problem with pretty girls who are smart, as long as they do anal."
mr. furley
Footballguy
elkabonghitbring itfluorophoreLet's go.prefer SlenderMatt these days, friend'Mr. Pickles said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
elkabonghit?
Marvin
Footballguy
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
That's Susan Tedeshi and Derek Trucks. Wish I could but stupid magic football draft is Tuesday night. Love BB.Sounds good. I think I will probably have an extra BB King ticket on Tue if anyone is interested. Playing with the Tedeshi Trucks or something?'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
That's probably a good plan. I'm going 100% ifriends on this one.I'll probably be at the game next Wednesday as well if you guys want to grab a beer or 8.nice.I think I can move kids' dinner to make this game as well.'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
YSR
Footballguy
Seen them a few times, met her a couple of times. Good stuff.That's Susan Tedeshi and Derek Trucks. Wish I could but stupid magic football draft is Tuesday night. Love BB.Sounds good. I think I will probably have an extra BB King ticket on Tue if anyone is interested. Playing with the Tedeshi Trucks or something?'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
Marvin
Footballguy
exactlySeen them a few times, met her a couple of times. Good stuff.That's Susan Tedeshi and Derek Trucks. Wish I could but stupid magic football draft is Tuesday night. Love BB.Sounds good. I think I will probably have an extra BB King ticket on Tue if anyone is interested. Playing with the Tedeshi Trucks or something?'Disco Stu said:I'll need to rearrange some things, but I could probably meet you at the game Wed.
mr. furley
Footballguy
i know, right
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Paper towels?MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica".
I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
kevzilla
Footballguy
It's the quicker skeeter-upper.Paper towels?MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica".
I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
2014
Frostillicus
Footballguy
As opposed to the carpet?Paper towels?MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica".
I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I just figured out where "Shrimp on the Barbie" comes from. I always knew it was an Australian phrase for grilled shrimp, but I assumed it was random Australian slang like loo in England that didn't necessarily make sense.
I'm an idiot.
I'm an idiot.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
You should put yourself on your enemies list.
Thorn
Footballguy
What kind of animal skeets on the carpet? Wait - "the" carpet?As opposed to the carpet?Paper towels?MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica".
I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
ExactlyWait - "the" carpet?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
"shuked" now has 2 meanings. Obviously there is the original meaning that we've been used to. But I discovered a new meaning and new way to use it. While doing my weekly stroll through pics of GMTAN family members on the FaceBook, I enjoyed Bentley's pics of his kid's 1st birthday party. As I looked at one of the pictures of the child and the remnants of his birthday cupcake, without thinking about it, I said to myself "my god, that kid really shuked that cupcake". You may need to look at the picture to fully understand. Anyways, I'm just looking for some credit for this. Thanks
desert rose
Footballguy
Just how cold is Minnesota in October? Will I need to buy a coat?
Concrete floors ftwAs opposed to the carpet?Paper towels?MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica".
I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
I had a bad experience with paper towels once. Never again.
Guster
Footballguy
-fish-
Footballguy
paper cut?
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
My methods are a trade secret.
proninja
Footballguy
Has there been previous discussion on this that I missed? Are you marrying Guster?
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