GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I swallowed a cherry pit today. What kind of damage am I looking at here?

You have some sort of tiny b-hole disease?

 

[Wrighteous Ray]

Is discussion of shuke's tiny b-hole making anyone uncomfortable? Let us know so we don't offend anyone's delicate sensibilities.

 

[shuke]

Not going to do an official student names thread this year because the FFA is pissing me off lately (not sure why more than usual).But I'll shared with my friends here. Even Shuke.DathanielDillinMakensieKauner (connor)KassidyKoltinEthanjamesTalmadge Grafton

Oh yeah...also have a girl named Nevada.

Would smash.

Jesus

 

[shuke]

I swallowed a cherry pit today. What kind of damage am I looking at here?

You have some sort of tiny b-hole disease?

I was referring to all the twists and turns it has to go through to get there first.But please, don't let that stop you from bragging about your stretched-out ######.

 

[shuke]

MIL leaves tomorrow. Two day window with no extended family in the house before SIL, BIL, 18 month old nephew and other BIL come into town for a long visit. DirecTV gave me three months of free Cinemax, Showtime, et al. One of those months was ruined by a 58 year old woman who refuses to go to bed before 1am and sits with me in the back room thwarting me desires to pour a stiff bedtime drink and take two Bounty Paper Towels with me back to the sofa to watch "Hotel Erotica". Sex is out until the end of this month (Thanks, Hazel, for poulverizing my wife's vag!) which means I'm going to have to make up for lost time in the 48 hour gap.

I wouldn't shake my hand late this week if we meet up.

Bounty? Jesus, dude. Get some Kleenex. Don't need any helmet burn.

Obvious hipple going on here, but I'm not sure I follow this. Are you suggesting that I use the Bounty like I'm cleaning a fireman's pole? No no no no no....Bounty is to sperm as swimming pool is to Olympic divers. Kleenex is the absolute suck for this job because they lack the surface area of paper towels, forcing one to lay them down like Pergo Flooring - pray for no gaps. Plus, Kleenex flakes too easily, leaving more CSI type traces around. Paper Towels capture everything and wad up with more security than Life Lock. Hell, I'd rather use Toilet Paper for the job and will in an emergency type situation. But give me a roll of Bounty and lock me in a room for 18 seconds and I'm nothing but smiles.

Wait, so there's no contact with the paper towel?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I swallowed a cherry pit today. What kind of damage am I looking at here?

You have some sort of tiny b-hole disease?

I was referring to all the twists and turns it has to go through to get there first.But please, don't let that stop you from bragging about your stretched-out ######.

I'm thinking that your system is running at full power. Talk to me when you swallow a tennis ball, champ.

 

[shuke]

forcing one to lay them down like Pergo Flooring - pray for no gaps.

Seriously. What the hell are you doing here?

Let's say you are laying down on your back and you are watching, oh say...Telemundo. Mood strikes. Out comes the baby maker. Due to the laws of gravity, in this situation and absent any layer of protection, you just might make it rain all over your belly area. But let's say you want to use Kleenex to capture the droplets. If you are anything like me and Woz, you'll need more than one Kleenex. And because I like to employ an 'all hands on deck' approach to this, I need to lay the groundwork for cleanup in advance. Again, one lousy Kleenex won't cut it for virile and potent men like me. So I use 3-4 of them. But here's the rub. They need to be laced together to make one giant floor cloth with no gaps because gaps would be bad for those wearing work shirts or tuxedo jackets. But here's the rub part dos. At the moment of maximum impact, the jostling and thrusting can break the integrity of the Kleenex blanket and WA LA, we have seepage. Don't skeet on your tuxedo jacket.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

I helped Cal with his homework tonight which is extremely rare and needs to change. Anyhow, I taught him to visually identify and of the continents and some of the oceans in the world. To help him learn I told him how Charles Lindbergh flew the Spirit of St. Louis over the Atlantic to Paris which is in Europe. (Was tempted to tanner that up there.) If he gets anything less than a 100 tomorrow I'm going to beat him with a hanger.

"...and when he landed in Paris he became a world-wide hero. Then someone killed his baby and he turned into a Nazi. Goodnight."

Along with Walt Disney

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is discussion of shuke's tiny b-hole making anyone uncomfortable? Let us know so we don't offend anyone's delicate sensibilities.

Found this odd as well.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I helped Cal with his homework tonight which is extremely rare and needs to change. Anyhow, I taught him to visually identify and of the continents and some of the oceans in the world. To help him learn I told him how Charles Lindbergh flew the Spirit of St. Louis over the Atlantic to Paris which is in Europe. (Was tempted to tanner that up there.) If he gets anything less than a 100 tomorrow I'm going to beat him with a hanger.

"...and when he landed in Paris he became a world-wide hero. Then someone killed his baby and he turned into a Nazi. Goodnight."

Next you'll tell me they buried him at the end of a long and winding road in Maui.

 

[shuke]

lol

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is discussion of shuke's tiny b-hole making anyone uncomfortable? Let us know so we don't offend anyone's delicate sensibilities.

Found this odd as well.

I was attempting to make a point, you weenies.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Good to see someone dust off the old GMTAN twitter account

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Is discussion of shuke's tiny b-hole making anyone uncomfortable? Let us know so we don't offend anyone's delicate sensibilities.

Found this odd as well.

I was attempting to make a point, you weenies.

Eh? We're asking why people are getting all flushed over some serious skeet talk.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Good to see someone dust off the old GMTAN twitter account

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Coed Confidential 3 on Cinemax, GM

 

[Tiger Fan]

Coed Confidential 3 on Cinemax, GM

My link

 

[kevzilla]

Wtf is eaganwildcats going to do with the last 3 pages???

RECAPGM should probably not take Provigil./recap

 

[-fish-]

I'm trying to find something wrong with this girl I've been seeing for about a month. I can't. Last night she told me she went to Victorias Secret and bought some kind of edible massage lotion to use on our naked day. Yes, we're doing a naked day. All day naked,ordering in food, and whole lotta condoms. (100% her idea)

Is this some thing circulating on facebook or something? My gf and I had a similar naked day about two weeks ago--also her idea. No edible lotion, though.

 

[Sarnoff]

I'm trying to find something wrong with this girl I've been seeing for about a month. I can't. Last night she told me she went to Victorias Secret and bought some kind of edible massage lotion to use on our naked day. Yes, we're doing a naked day. All day naked,ordering in food, and whole lotta condoms. (100% her idea)

Is this some thing circulating on facebook or something? My gf and I had a similar naked day about two weeks ago--also her idea. No edible lotion, though.

Girl I was dating a few months ago suggested the same thing 5 times. She couldn't walk at the end of the day.

 

[General Malaise]

Wtf is eaganwildcats going to do with the last 3 pages???

RECAPGM should probably not take Provigil./recap

What? Why?

 

[General Malaise]

The fake survivor league thing is good shtick.

I'm in GB.

 

[General Malaise]

Hi from Alaska. Wtf.

Sun go down yet? Let's get together before you head back east. Poker game? Tons of Seattle guys.Hope you're enjoying your stay.

 

[General Malaise]

This thread has passed me by.

What does Romo use to clean up with? I'm guessing a Jason Witten jersey?

Mark Stepnoski?

President of NORML. One of Jimmy Johnson's original draft picks pre-Walker trade.

 

[General Malaise]

@ "SUPLIES!"

a joke from an era gone by

 

[Guster]

vajazzle

 

[Annyong]

@ "SUPLIES!"

a joke from an era gone by

UHF

 

[Sheriff Bart]

The fake survivor league thing is good shtick.

@ "SUPLIES!"

a joke from an era gone by

One of all time favorites. GB in college told it to me. Funny broad, one of my favorite people in the world. Wish I got to see her more.

 

[Tiger Fan]

we're getting a maid next week. hopefully she's hot

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I swallowed a cherry pit today. What kind of damage am I looking at here?

You have some sort of tiny b-hole disease?

Lmao

 

[phishphan]

We didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us.

 

[Guster]

just took MyersBriggs for the first time in ages... I'm an ENFP

 

[heckmanm]

We didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us.

just for the cat!

 

[phishphan]

We didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us.

just for the cat!

The guy isn't funny, but the cat had me

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The fake survivor league thing is good shtick.

I'm in GB.

Where's your entry?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

@ "SUPLIES!"

a joke from an era gone by

UHF

I nearly linked the firehose scene when GM was talking about making his skeet-bib

 

[Tiger Fan]

just took MyersBriggs for the first time in ages... I'm an ENFP

been awhile, but i think i'm ENTP

 

[BigJohn]

just took MyersBriggs for the first time in ages... I'm an ENFP

Although, I get a LOT less P than you do.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

just took MyersBriggs for the first time in ages... I'm an ENFP

Although, I get a LOT less P than you do.

Everybody gets a lot less P than guster.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

ESTJ FTW

 

[BigJohn]

just took MyersBriggs for the first time in ages... I'm an ENFP

Although, I get a LOT less P than you do.

Everybody gets a lot less P than guster.

Combined.

 

[proninja]

Pretty sure I'm an ENTJ, but it's been a few years

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Mine came up DRNK

 

[YSR]

ESTJ FTW

Swap out an I for the E and

 

[Marvin]

We didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose us.

Posted that on Truck's FB wall because it looks like him.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Mine came up DRNK

 

[Sheriff Bart]

Sac, again, WTF?

 

[EYLive]

Why does Bucky so desperately want everyone to know/think he's boning?

:bagsofsand:

 

[kevzilla]

Sac, again, WTF?

##### better have my Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

 

[Marvin]

Sac, again, WTF?

Well since some people never tip I guess the only way you can exhibit your displeasure is by beating up the server.