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Congrats! And good work on a normal name.Charles Robert was born at 4:20 am (how fitting for a member of this thread). Mrs Bronkowitz dominated the labor with no pain meds and only shed a tear of disappointment when she had to take some pitosin.
Congrats on the new tax deduction!Here's to Mrs. Bronkowitz and little Chuck Bob.
Thank you. Jeez, I thought I knocked it out of the park with that one. Apparently people only care about stupid stuff like drunk guys having pothead babies and stuff.
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#realtalk
that was eerily familiar, but knuckles' texts are way more crazy than those. I kind of wish I hadn't deleted them all. Next time she sends a 20+text barrage, I'll take screenshots.
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The box is just a metaphor right?
This isn't going to fly here, chief.So today was Picture Day at school. Every year the teachers have to get to the gym before school starts to get their photo taken.
Today I realized two things. 1. I've never taken any of my school "portraits" home. When I get my free 5x7 and 4 wallets I throw the envelope in a drawer. 2. The biggest reason for #1 is that I've never taken anything close to a decent picture on Picture Day. I am not a vain man but, despite my lack of general good looks, I typically look decent in candid photos. But for some reason my school pictures are beyond terrible.
I decided to go through the collection of pictures I have stashed away and give them each a caption. I do not have a scanner nor do I feel like sharing them with the internet...you'll just have to take my word.
1996: What's with the beard?
1997: Drunk and Disorderly
1998: Primus music video cameo
1999: That green staff polo shirt really brings out your jaundice
2000: (photo lost)
2001: 1000 yard stare in a 10 yard room
2002: Watching the neighbor girl wash her car
2003: I am smiling, pushy picture-taking lady.
2004: (photo lost)
2005: Nyquil is a hell of a drug
2006: Stifling the urge to vomit
2007: ******* love-child of Norman Fell and Bruce Bochy
2008: Worst possible time for the Cialis to kick in
2009: (photo lost)
2010: Paranoid and slightly gay
2011: (I was absent on photo day last year and 'forgot' to go to make up picture day...didn't even make it into the yearbook
2012: TBD
You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!
No, my wife apparently isn't all that turned on by handicapped people. :(
Lmao: &This isn't going to fly here, chief.So today was Picture Day at school. Every year the teachers have to get to the gym before school starts to get their photo taken.
Today I realized two things. 1. I've never taken any of my school "portraits" home. When I get my free 5x7 and 4 wallets I throw the envelope in a drawer. 2. The biggest reason for #1 is that I've never taken anything close to a decent picture on Picture Day. I am not a vain man but, despite my lack of general good looks, I typically look decent in candid photos. But for some reason my school pictures are beyond terrible.
I decided to go through the collection of pictures I have stashed away and give them each a caption. I do not have a scanner nor do I feel like sharing them with the internet...you'll just have to take my word.
1996: What's with the beard?
1997: Drunk and Disorderly
1998: Primus music video cameo
1999: That green staff polo shirt really brings out your jaundice
2000: (photo lost)
2001: 1000 yard stare in a 10 yard room
2002: Watching the neighbor girl wash her car
2003: I am smiling, pushy picture-taking lady.
2004: (photo lost)
2005: Nyquil is a hell of a drug
2006: Stifling the urge to vomit
2007: ******* love-child of Norman Fell and Bruce Bochy
2008: Worst possible time for the Cialis to kick in
2009: (photo lost)
2010: Paranoid and slightly gay
2011: (I was absent on photo day last year and 'forgot' to go to make up picture day...didn't even make it into the yearbook
2012: TBD
Technically, shouldn't you go HAAM?
Congrats on Chuck Bob!Charles Robert was born at 4:20 am (how fitting for a member of this thread). Mrs Bronkowitz dominated the labor with no pain meds and only shed a tear of disappointment when she had to take some pitosin.
My linkMrs. SLB used to call my member Chuck back when she used to worship it like she still should.Congrats! And good work on a normal name.Charles Robert was born at 4:20 am (how fitting for a member of this thread). Mrs Bronkowitz dominated the labor with no pain meds and only shed a tear of disappointment when she had to take some pitosin.
Let's go no "Chuck" for now.
thoprawishes and congrats.
Chaz it is!
Chaz is cool though, right?Edit: F'n Marvin
You need a blog so I can keep up.
You know what 1/4 of my fortune would be?A quarter. Literally.
She get grounded?
I guess
School started and she has to be home when the street lights turn on?
I have an extra invitation to republic wireless. $250 for tge smartphone a.d $20/mo for the service Unlimited.:
Put the wine glass down. You have had enough. Or your keyboard is messed up, in that case, drink the #### up.
School started and she has to be home when the street lights turn on?
Turned 18?
Her parents transferred her to another middle school to get away from you?
Production crew for "Toddlers and Tiaras" got tired of having to edit you out?
She just doesn't look the same in that new training bra?
Honey Boo Boo's letting the fame go to her head.
Did you spill something cloudy-cold on one of her "American Girl" books?
Did she get too needy after being cut from JV cheerleading?
She get pissed that you called the guys in One Direction a bunch of phags?
I wonder if I can get her number. 
