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'kevzilla said:
'Marvin said:
'Mr. Pickles said:
'YSR said:
'Marvin said:
'General Malaise said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
What's the backstory on the sister?

I'm pulling for the A's so that there is a riot in Pittsburgh.
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She was a straight A student in grade school & one of the best private girl schools in town. She was also a tremendous athlete winning State titles in volleyball & basketball in grade school and also winning State titles in volleyball, basketball & softball in high school. She was/is extremely attractive and was always dating the captain of "x" team from some school. Then after graduating form HS, instead of taking on of the hundreds of scholarship offers, she decided to attend UT. This made my Dad's head explode but if that's what his little girl wants..... Once at UT she decided working was for suckers and doing drugs and smoking pot all day was the way to go. Six years later she graduated with a degree in massage. :mellow: MASSAGE!!!!! At that time she was dating the son of a former NFL player that was hippie but had a good head on his shoulders. He actually did things for income like take people rock climbing in Mexico and at the time had 6 books published on the subject. Despite me telling him to run, they got married. I think that lasted about a year before he figured out his mistake. She then decided to move to Kauai (Brong<hi) and live in the jungle. That's most of it which brings us to now.ETA

Forgot she was a pretty good artist in HS too.
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Your sister is the only sister I know who makes me feel better about my sister...and I don't even know where to begin with her. I guess I could start here. Ahhh, my sister. 37 years old, going on 19. And while I appreciate a good time as much or more than the next, I'm not about to post things like this to my facebook page, where other parents of the kids my sons go to school with are able to view.

But hey, she's going through a divorce and people who do that are entitled to blowing off steam. Wait, what's that? She hasn't even FILED the divorce yet? Oh, that's right. It's only been a year since her husband moved out. Still fresh, I get it.

Now hang on a minute, big brother, aren't you still being harsh here? I mean, perhaps this is on one of those days where her not-even-soon-to-be-ex-husband has the kids and she has every right to throw down like the Delts at Faber College. No? That's not the case? She just dropped her kids off with my parents - again - so she could party with the guy wearing bright green tighie-whities, aka, her on again off again boyfriend who skis naked and recently boasted at a dinner party I hosted about having a box full of homemade porn movies that his Indian parents discovered recently BECAUSE HE STILL LIVES AT HOME and demanded he fly to India to find a wife, putting an end to his disgusting and disrespectful behavior?

I could go on and on and on, but I won't. I can't live her life for her and god knows I'm far from perfect. But her kids - my nephews - are suffering and it kills me. She's turned her back on all her good friends and vice versa. She lashes out at the school and the teachers for suggesting her kids might need to talk to the school counselor. She siphons money off my parents but refuses to stop shopping and partying like a rock groupie. She won't even give up her country club membership.

:hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot: :hot:
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Would it help if you tried to curry favor with her?
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Pretty sikh sense of humor you've got there, Marvin.
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:lmao:
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I didn't think it was a very good pun. Jab at me if you want but it's my opinion.
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You should have kept mum. :bye:
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:reddot:
 
Landed my car in a ditch on the way home in really bad storm. Almost ran into another car in the ditch 4 feet and 10 minutes ahead of me. Car was towed out and started up no problem so I drove away. Took the shop vac to it and it is now in the garage drying out. I was going to post a pic, but photobucket app. doesn't seem to like iphone 5 to upload. Good times.

 
'Radio Free Homer said:
Guy in my league offered me Matt Forte for Roddy White.PPR league. I have ADP, Reggie Bush, and Ryan Matthews already. The trade would leave me with Calvin Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, Maclin, Antonio Gates (we don't use a dedicated TE spot)and Brian Hartline.Start 2/2/flex...I hate running the wishbone, but I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on this one.TIA WILL ANSWER YOURS! :wub:
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You're still managing your team in October?
 
'Osaurus said:
Landed my car in a ditch on the way home in really bad storm. Almost ran into another car in the ditch 4 feet and 10 minutes ahead of me. Car was towed out and started up no problem so I drove away. Took the shop vac to it and it is now in the garage drying out. I was going to post a pic, but photobucket app. doesn't seem to like iphone 5 to upload. Good times.
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Forgot to mention I got my package of free CD's from a Mr. O.Saurus.Thanks!!
 
'cosjobs said:
'Radio Free Homer said:
Guy in my league offered me Matt Forte for Roddy White.PPR league. I have ADP, Reggie Bush, and Ryan Matthews already. The trade would leave me with Calvin Johnson, Dwayne Bowe, Maclin, Antonio Gates (we don't use a dedicated TE spot)and Brian Hartline.Start 2/2/flex...I hate running the wishbone, but I'm thinking about pulling the trigger on this one.TIA WILL ANSWER YOURS! :wub:
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You're still managing your team in October?
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Crazy, right?
 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Daywalker said:
'General Malaise said:
Just opened up a bag of Lay's Classic, hoping to expedite my demise and I'm having an epiphany here....

On the back of the bag is the following:

COME UP WITH THE NEXT GREAT LAY'S FLAVOR AND YOU COULD WIN $1 MILLION! :excited: :excited: :excited:

WE CAN DO THIS!

Tre, Shuke, Cosjobs....emergency top tier meeting of food likers, STAT!
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Some type of beer-flavored chip seems long overdue.
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Missed this. To the fatoratory!
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Spit-ballingPeppercorn Bacon

Cheesy Horseradish

Spicy Pickle

Brisket

Cherry Pie

 
'Osaurus said:
Landed my car in a ditch on the way home in really bad storm. Almost ran into another car in the ditch 4 feet and 10 minutes ahead of me. Car was towed out and started up no problem so I drove away. Took the shop vac to it and it is now in the garage drying out. I was going to post a pic, but photobucket app. doesn't seem to like iphone 5 to upload. Good times.
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Glad to hear you and your car are OK. That ditch and its family are a ####.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Marvin said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
You'll notice my fist pissed off about about how much this pic was going to cost me.

For reference
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Look at those boobs!And your wife's top is low-cut too.
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LoLCan I take your picture?

No
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They pulled the same scam on the wife and I at some Mexican place at Universal City. They gave you a wallet sized pic for free. Then they wanted $22 for a 5x7 in a frame. When I looked at the pic I almost laughed at how much they had "retouched" it. I wonder how many people bought the jumbo pic because they looked so awesome in it.
 
'proninja said:
'Guster said:
I have never seen a D line dominate a game to this extent before.
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I'm not watching the game, but I assume that's 'Zona's D line, yes?Still can't believe the Seahawks lost to both these teams. Oof.
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No. The Rams are destroying the Cardinals offensive line.Chris Long and Robert Quinn playing like Deacon Jones and Merlin Olsen out there.7 sacks allowed and averaging 2 yards per carry.
 
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'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'proninja said:
'Guster said:
I have never seen a D line dominate a game to this extent before.
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I'm not watching the game, but I assume that's 'Zona's D line, yes?Still can't believe the Seahawks lost to both these teams. Oof.
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No. The Rams are destroying the Cardinals offensive line.Chris Long and Robert Quinn playing like Deacon Jones and Merlin Olsen out there.

7 sacks allowed and averaging 2 yards per carry.
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One of those guys is dead and the other one is like 74.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'proninja said:
'Guster said:
I have never seen a D line dominate a game to this extent before.
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I'm not watching the game, but I assume that's 'Zona's D line, yes?Still can't believe the Seahawks lost to both these teams. Oof.
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No. The Rams are destroying the Cardinals offensive line.Chris Long and Robert Quinn playing like Deacon Jones and Merlin Olsen out there.7 sacks allowed and averaging 2 yards per carry.
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Sweet. Cardinals need to start losing.
 
Feeling good about my Rams +1.5, +2 and +2.5 and Rams ML/Under 39.5 parlay.

:nojinx:

Refs could have called holding against the Cardinals on more than a few plays. Chris Long got flat mugged on numerous occasions.

 
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