GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[Radio Free Homer]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

Too soon/over the line?

I want to grab your balls with just the perfect amount of squeeze. Because you're awesome.

You love it, don't act all awkward and ####.

 

[charvik]

GM, I'm on the coast. Been driving a lot.

You watching NFL tomorrow? If so, where? There's a Buffalo Wild Wings close enough to your hotel, assuming you are at the Red Lion Jantzen Beach. I'm a FA tomorrow, so can get wherever you are.Coors Light is a damn fine beer, I don't care how much fun St. Louis Bob made fun of me tonight for it.

Beg your pardon???? Too much wacky tobaccy?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

 

[Guster]

Get back to posting cat pics, ok?

Too soon/over the line?

I want to grab your balls with just the perfect amount of squeeze. Because you're awesome.

You love it, don't act all awkward and ####.

:nohomo:

 

[Guster]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

 

[YSR]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

Not until LSU scores at least once more, plz.

 

[Guster]

Who is Avisail Garcia??

 

[Guster]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

Not until LSU scores at least once more, plz.

FG or TD with a missed XP works for me

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I'm on the coast. Been driving a lot.

You watching NFL tomorrow? If so, where? There's a Buffalo Wild Wings close enough to your hotel, assuming you are at the Red Lion Jantzen Beach. I'm a FA tomorrow, so can get wherever you are.Coors Light is a damn fine beer, I don't care how much fun St. Louis Bob made fun of me tonight for it.

Beg your pardon???? Too much wacky tobaccy?

No, too much body fat.

 

[bentley]

I would be so very IN for an Austin cornhole. GB of mine has given me carte blanche on staying at his house on Lake Travis, so I could possibly offer rooms for cosjobs overflow.

In for YSR overflow. ;wub:

I live in Austin but would still like a crack at YSR overflow.

 

[Hawks64]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Damn man, sorry to hear. :(

 

[Guster]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

Not until LSU scores at least once more, plz.

FG or TD with a missed XP works for me

Ok, no more

 

[General Malaise]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

 

[Guster]

I would be so very IN for an Austin cornhole. GB of mine has given me carte blanche on staying at his house on Lake Travis, so I could possibly offer rooms for cosjobs overflow.

In for YSR overflow. ;wub:

I live in Austin but would still like a crack at YSR overflow.

And I never though I'd never live to see the day where YSR, crack and overflow were used in the same sentence

 

[Guster]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

 

[General Malaise]

LSU with great punting field position to start this drive.

 

[General Malaise]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

Damon's Poodle.

 

[Guster]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

Damon's Poodle.

I make the best brownies you'll ever have, but have never incorporated herbs to the recipe. Could be a fun twist

 

[General Malaise]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

Damon's Poodle.

I make the best brownies you'll ever have, but have never incorporated herbs to the recipe. Could be a fun twist

It's all about the butter with these kinds of brownies. Green butter. Not the delicious kind you find at Rite Aid.

 

[Guster]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

Not until LSU scores at least once more, plz.

FG or TD with a missed XP works for me

Ok, no more

Alright, that's 2 FGs and an LSU lead. We good? Can the f'ing game please end already. I have SC+3/u37.5

 

[Guster]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

Damon's Poodle.

I make the best brownies you'll ever have, but have never incorporated herbs to the recipe. Could be a fun twist

It's all about the butter with these kinds of brownies. Green butter. Not the delicious kind you find at Rite Aid.

I would think it would work better if you mix in with the melted chocolate?? Seems like a better fit from a texture and flavor standpoint /bakingchat

 

[YSR]

The SC-LSU game can end now, plz

Not until LSU scores at least once more, plz.

FG or TD with a missed XP works for me

Ok, no more

Alright, that's 2 FGs and an LSU lead. We good? Can the f'ing game please end already. I have SC+3/u37.5

Sorry GB, I have LSU -2.5 but want them to win by 60 or more.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

We like LSU, right?

 

[Guster]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Austin because we can all move in with Cosjobs and start a hippie commune mushroom farm.

Who is bringing the brownies??

Damon's Poodle.

I make the best brownies you'll ever have, but have never incorporated herbs to the recipe. Could be a fun twist

It's all about the butter with these kinds of brownies. Green butter. Not the delicious kind you find at Rite Aid.

I would think it would work better if you mix in with the melted chocolate?? Seems like a better fit from a texture and flavor standpoint /bakingchat

We should try that with cocaine.

What could go wrong

 

[YSR]

Would it have killed that kid to run that INT back for a TD??

 

[Guster]

We like LSU, right?

SC cover Wish the under had hit

 

[Guster]

Would it have killed that kid to run that INT back for a TD??

:finger:

 

[madhatter]

Jesus F'ing Christ, why can't the Yankees just ####### die?

And #### 200 year old Rual ####### Ibanez.

 

[Guster]

Jesus F'ing Christ, why can't the Yankees just ####### die?And #### 200 year old Rual ####### Ibanez.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, I'm at that hotel. Pretty nice here.

No idea about tomorrow yet but I'm sure I can meet up for a few beers somewhere.

 

[Guster]

I got drunk tonight and bought Bo Jackson cards on eBay.

I think sober me will approve of this

 

[kevzilla]

Coors Light is a damn fine beer

Life is too short. Did you learn nothing from Uruk?

 

[krista4]

Good mother####ing #######. I know I'm late to this, but not my ####### Uruk-Hai!

I know you are OK with this, Bill, but I am NOT. You're one of my favorites and have been since I helped you with your online dating profile. This is like losing Saints Man. At least we get time with you. IN for Austin or any other cornhole.

Bill and I actually have been talking about his taking one of the Nica houses for a week. I guess a Nica cornhole is a little trickier than Austin, though.

####### mother####.

 

[Frostillicus]

Robinson Cano can blow me.

 

[Guster]

Wait a sec, the girls here give advice on how to craft an online profile?? Why wasn't I made aware of this service???

 

[Frostillicus]

I quit.

 

[BRONG]

I love the barrel roll after he misses that catch.

 

[Thorn]

Met with my attorney this a.m. to write up my Will. Not having kids, and all of my cousins are rich, made it a little tougher than I thought. I went Brother/Mother/Lawyer. In case of the first two pre-deceasing me, lawyer is to liquidate and give whatever's left to the Woodstock, VA food drive. I've got a couple of days to review. Is there any worthy cause I should think of that won't piss the money away?

I've heard good things about the Samuel L Bronkowitz Beer Fund. It brings so much joy and happiness to all

Good as any. Might sound maudlin or melodramatic, but accepting being terminal is pretty liberating. Thanks, cigarettes!

Wait, what? Did I miss something? :(

Holy ####. :(

Inoperable ####. Cancer can kiss my ###, but no one to blame but myself.

Oh no way no way no way. I thought you were just planning. So sorry man. #### cocksuck####face cancer ####head

 

[Thorn]

Wife took the kid to Madison for an evening at her sisters house. I don't know what to do with myself. I'm going to get drunk somewhere. My couch sounds like a great idea but I haven't been out on a Saturday night in forever.

I thought going out on a Saturday night was how you got the kid in the first place.

 

[Thorn]

Wait a sec, the girls here give advice on how to craft an online profile?? Why wasn't I made aware of this service???

Where the #### have you been?

 

[General Malaise]

I went to another HS football game on Friday. I'm going to start collecting the little color programs they hand out and then send them all to Homer at the end of the year as a secret Santa gift (though I suppose it won't be much of a secret anymore). I think he'll, um, appreciate them.

My co-worker handed me some sort of sugar free gum at the game. Most vile stuff I've ever had in my mouth, including mushrooms and Sally Bagwell. I spit it out after a few minutes, but I swear to christ my taste buds are permanently ruined. I can't get this taste out of my mouth no matter how many Coors Lights I ingest. I even tried scotch. I've brushed my teeth a dozen times, swished black coffee...I'm about to lick my dog's butt to try and quell this nastiness.

I don't see how you gum chewers do it. That might be my last chew ever in life.

 

[Frostillicus]

I went to another HS football game on Friday. I'm going to start collecting the little color programs they hand out and then send them all to Homer at the end of the year as a secret Santa gift (though I suppose it won't be much of a secret anymore). I think he'll, um, appreciate them. My co-worker handed me some sort of sugar free gum at the game. Most vile stuff I've ever had in my mouth, including mushrooms and Sally Bagwell. I spit it out after a few minutes, but I swear to christ my taste buds are permanently ruined. I can't get this taste out of my mouth no matter how many Coors Lights I ingest. I even tried scotch. I've brushed my teeth a dozen times, swished black coffee...I'm about to lick my dog's butt to try and quell this nastiness. I don't see how you gum chewers do it. That might be my last chew ever in life.

I watched some movie tonight where one of the main characters was unaffected by the chemicals they were trying to pump into him because he smoked too much weee. Thought of you.

 

[Thorn]

No offense to anyone but why Austin? Isn't UH in Maryland?

 

[General Malaise]

No offense to anyone but why Austin? Isn't UH in Maryland?

Was thinking of housing at Casa de Cosjobs, but that's pretty presumptuous on my part as he hasn't weighed in. I'll go wherever.

 

[kevzilla]

I have a couch.

 

[General Malaise]

I have a couch.

Guys with magical outter space hair call it a 'devan'.

 

[Thorn]

No offense to anyone but why Austin? Isn't UH in Maryland?

Was thinking of housing at Casa de Cosjobs, but that's pretty presumptuous on my part as he hasn't weighed in. I'll go wherever.

I mean I'll show up wherever

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I quit.

See you tomorrow

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Wait a sec, the girls here give advice on how to craft an online profile?? Why wasn't I made aware of this service???

The only way to fly. She may not know it, but krista-pimp got me laid more times than I can count(shoutout to Havana and Early, too).

 

[Uruk-Hai]

And regarding our boy Uruk Hai...UH,you are a friggin' man. I love that you're taking this #### and dealing with it like a champ. I've always been a fan of your work, so I will gladly add myself to the cornhole list. No idea where the Austin idea came from, but I'll go wherever and force your liver to kick the #### out of your bad lungs.

Oh, I wasn't dealing with it all that well last Spring, RFH. I went on a couple (I think) week drunken blackout. Really screwed my coworkers and left them hanging. At one point, I must have decided I needed to get back to work and went in snot-drunk in the middle of the night. My only "clear" memory of that whole period is being awakened by our controller (a lady) while I had a half-empty bottle of B&B (wtf? I don't even drink that) next to my elbow and a site called "Ride My Secretary" (lesbian edition) up on my browser. I went through a ton of self-pity and didn't deal with offers of help very well. I'm slightly hardheaded and internalize a lot. Therapy helped a gazillion tons. Now I'm fine. May be different when the #### gets really bad but I'm not worrying with that at this point.

I've had a horseshoe up my ### my entire life. Company I spent almost my entire adult life working for going bankrupt? No problem - guy on the Board of the bank holding the note just so happens to be my uncle's best friend, warns me, I'm the last guy to get all of his money, and said-uncle-friend hires me (everyone who left after me got screwed). Been married twice and have had both exes tell me they didn't want alimony. Have to sell my house (that I bought at the peak) in the worst economy since the 1930s because the company I work for is moving? A friend just so happens to want a house in that exact area to rent out - got out of that with minimal loss.

Who knows? My life's been charmed in a lot of ways. It may be self-delusion, but I wouldn't be shocked if I didn't #### out this bunch of bad cells. If not, I've got nothing to complain about.