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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The male fairytale. Now I'm kinda sad.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
I liked the bottle opener one. THe others...meh.I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've been giggling over these for the last week or so.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Josie Maran
Footballguy
For you, yeah. For me...well, spanking has a much more negative connotation with my target audience.
Sarnoff
Footballguy
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Just got an email from a guy trying to email himself a To Do List (his email is the same as mine only he added a "0" to the end of it)
What's the play here? Was thinking of forwarding it but slipping in something humorous.
Oh, and it's a high school teacher that apparently is also taking classes at Hamline.
What's the play here? Was thinking of forwarding it but slipping in something humorous.
Oh, and it's a high school teacher that apparently is also taking classes at Hamline.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Football helmet was strong.I liked the bottle opener one. THe others...meh.I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've been giggling over these for the last week or so.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
:finger:
You know it's funny, right after I posted I got an e-mail from this gal that just left a current client. She has a new job and would like to give us a shot. It would be a very nice account.
1. Thanks GB. I just don't get it.2. That's the thing, we all know she and all of the other people did. My Dad says he doesn't think so and can't find anything in the file. #### you Alzheimers. My Dad's deteriorating memory is one of my worse nightmares right now.3. This is true and we probably would have just told her to hit it. She's an idiot, I'm sure she didn't even think about medical benefits.3a. We divided up her 20 (TWENTY accounts in 7-8 years!!!) accounts. I took three of the better ones and called them. Two of them had the wrong contact name in our computer and apparently they don't even know who she is. The third seemed to kind of know her. I'll be seeing them all of them in person tomorrow. Apparently she spent all of her time on her largest, least profitable account. Great plan. I
at the company that hired her. 3q. Percentage wise, she has made almost double of what I've paid this year. But we have been slighting this coward by not paying her enough. Sheesh.
Man, I lived this a few times.Unfortunately this is another lesson in the old saying " No good deed goes unpunished."
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Osaurus
Footballguy
No PiP?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I got one clip to play on a certain crimson tube like website. Others showed it playing but there was no video.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Perhaps for the safety of all in Cos' household, anyone sending him perishables should do so in a locked container
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Forgot about that.
kevzilla
Footballguy
At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way.
I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
cosjobs
Footballguy
quit grousing about #### and look how well this worked out for you. You never would have fired her on the spot and the remaining time, if you ever got the balls to do it would be untenable. No more moping or beinging the office down, no guilt, no more subsidizing her ineptitude, Never having to look at her ugly face and hold back from punching it because you could'nt deal with being wracked by guilt over her husbands cancer. In fact, now you're starting to piss me off. You ahve a huge windfall and whine about the manner in which it was received? For gods sake man, look at the bottom line and forget about the bull#### that provided your best result.Yeah see my next post. Do something good for people and they #### you. I've had it.My boss recently had something fairly similar come up.He let the guy go but paid him for four months after the fact to give him time to find a new job. He also gave him a bike. My boss is pretty rad.If you had a company and one of your employees was woefully under performing but her husband has cancer and you know they have no other income coming in, you would be a first class dickmitten for firing said employee, right?Go for it.So
cosjobs
Footballguy
It does not bother me at all. Just in case the fairy tales are true, it would hurt to have a lobbyist working on the big guy for me.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh I'm done. Just needed to vent. However, she may (likely) have loads of customer information. That's a big fail and nothing to celebrate.quit grousing about #### and look how well this worked out for you. You never would have fired her on the spot and the remaining time, if you ever got the balls to do it would be untenable. No more moping or beinging the office down, no guilt, no more subsidizing her ineptitude, Never having to look at her ugly face and hold back from punching it because you could'nt deal with being wracked by guilt over her husbands cancer. In fact, now you're starting to piss me off. You ahve a huge windfall and whine about the manner in which it was received? For gods sake man, look at the bottom line and forget about the bull#### that provided your best result.Yeah see my next post. Do something good for people and they #### you. I've had it.My boss recently had something fairly similar come up.He let the guy go but paid him for four months after the fact to give him time to find a new job. He also gave him a bike. My boss is pretty rad.If you had a company and one of your employees was woefully under performing but her husband has cancer and you know they have no other income coming in, you would be a first class dickmitten for firing said employee, right?Go for it.So
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cosjobs
Footballguy
still is. Any advantage his competitor gets from her "info" will be recouped by his competitor having her on his staff.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
I missed out on the Cuban cigars... think you could pick up an RV for me?I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
cosjobs
Footballguy
Dating and schtooping a tittty bar skank is fun and all, but I'd never drink milk from her box.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I might can get my hands on one for you. I have a spare that blows only, if that would work for you, you can use it til the new one arrives.. I also have a buddy that gave up on his. He might sell it for $500.At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way.
I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I seriously doubt she's ept enough to sabotage you good buddy. When you hit a superfecta, do you whine about the 20 percent juice the track took off the top?Oh I'm done. Just needed to vent. However, she may (likely) have loads of customer information. That's a big fail and nothing to celebrate.quit grousing about #### and look how well this worked out for you. You never would have fired her on the spot and the remaining time, if you ever got the balls to do it would be untenable. No more moping or beinging the office down, no guilt, no more subsidizing her ineptitude, Never having to look at her ugly face and hold back from punching it because you could'nt deal with being wracked by guilt over her husbands cancer. In fact, now you're starting to piss me off. You ahve a huge windfall and whine about the manner in which it was received? For gods sake man, look at the bottom line and forget about the bull#### that provided your best result.Yeah see my next post. Do something good for people and they #### you. I've had it.My boss recently had something fairly similar come up.He let the guy go but paid him for four months after the fact to give him time to find a new job. He also gave him a bike. My boss is pretty rad.If you had a company and one of your employees was woefully under performing but her husband has cancer and you know they have no other income coming in, you would be a first class dickmitten for firing said employee, right?Go for it.So
belljr
Footballguy
Figure I'll ask in here.
Had a second interview this time in person.
Was told a talent coordinator will be in touch (basically a recruiter)
THe hiring manager interviewed me this time - salary still has not been discussed.
What's the play -
wait till the "talent coordinator" contacts me ?
See what the offer is if I get it?
Email hiring manager with the question?
Pretty sure it's not to do number 3
Had a second interview this time in person.
Was told a talent coordinator will be in touch (basically a recruiter)
THe hiring manager interviewed me this time - salary still has not been discussed.
What's the play -
wait till the "talent coordinator" contacts me ?
See what the offer is if I get it?
Email hiring manager with the question?
Pretty sure it's not to do number 3
cosjobs
Footballguy
If you have to ask, you can't afford to work there.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Well, you know what they say, squirrels are the devils oven mitts.I seriously doubt she's ept enough to sabotage you good buddy. When you hit a superfecta, do you whine about the 20 percent juice the track took off the top?Oh I'm done. Just needed to vent. However, she may (likely) have loads of customer information. That's a big fail and nothing to celebrate.quit grousing about #### and look how well this worked out for you. You never would have fired her on the spot and the remaining time, if you ever got the balls to do it would be untenable. No more moping or beinging the office down, no guilt, no more subsidizing her ineptitude, Never having to look at her ugly face and hold back from punching it because you could'nt deal with being wracked by guilt over her husbands cancer. In fact, now you're starting to piss me off. You ahve a huge windfall and whine about the manner in which it was received? For gods sake man, look at the bottom line and forget about the bull#### that provided your best result.Yeah see my next post. Do something good for people and they #### you. I've had it.My boss recently had something fairly similar come up.He let the guy go but paid him for four months after the fact to give him time to find a new job. He also gave him a bike. My boss is pretty rad.If you had a company and one of your employees was woefully under performing but her husband has cancer and you know they have no other income coming in, you would be a first class dickmitten for firing said employee, right?Go for it.So
Good Lord. I wasn't even going to watch but now I have to. GLGB
Guster
Footballguy
GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
kevzilla
Footballguy
I might can get my hands on one for you. I have a spare that blows only, if that would work for you, you can use it til the new one arrives.. I also have a buddy that gave up on his. He might sell it for $500.At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way.
I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
Thanks GB. I'm gonna try to score one tomorrow.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
Sorry, all over the place today and didn't remember to comment on this.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I quit using mine after I broke my neck. Just too claustrophobic. Weird though, now I don't snore as bad as I used to. I don't think. At least my wife doesn't complain about it as much.I might can get my hands on one for you. I have a spare that blows only, if that would work for you, you can use it til the new one arrives.. I also have a buddy that gave up on his. He might sell it for $500.At 1:08 AM, I awoke to a burning smell and a grinding noise. Since I don't own a Sybian, I sit up and discover my CPAP is dying. It's been 16 years, it was a run. I spent the rest of the night sitting up on the couch, 'cuz it's less likely that I will die in my sleep that way.
I'm scheduled for a repeat sleep study on 12/18, but I will never make it until then. I'm the walking dead after one night without CPAP. I call the sleep lab and tell them I will be fired, or dead, if they can't get me a sleep study tonight. A few hours later, they oblige. I head over there in a couple of hours. I got through the morning with a Loca Moca and the afternoon with a diet Dew. Not a pattern I care to repeat.
Hawks64
Footballguy
What happened with the current gig? I have missed quite a bit of this thread of late....GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
belljr
Footballguy
GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
cosjobs
Footballguy
wait a minute... a dime's not a hundred is it. I bet .3 dime.Well, you know what they say, squirrels are the devils oven mitts.I seriously doubt she's ept enough to sabotage you good buddy. When you hit a superfecta, do you whine about the 20 percent juice the track took off the top?Oh I'm done. Just needed to vent. However, she may (likely) have loads of customer information. That's a big fail and nothing to celebrate.quit grousing about #### and look how well this worked out for you. You never would have fired her on the spot and the remaining time, if you ever got the balls to do it would be untenable. No more moping or beinging the office down, no guilt, no more subsidizing her ineptitude, Never having to look at her ugly face and hold back from punching it because you could'nt deal with being wracked by guilt over her husbands cancer. In fact, now you're starting to piss me off. You ahve a huge windfall and whine about the manner in which it was received? For gods sake man, look at the bottom line and forget about the bull#### that provided your best result.Yeah see my next post. Do something good for people and they #### you. I've had it.My boss recently had something fairly similar come up.He let the guy go but paid him for four months after the fact to give him time to find a new job. He also gave him a bike. My boss is pretty rad.If you had a company and one of your employees was woefully under performing but her husband has cancer and you know they have no other income coming in, you would be a first class dickmitten for firing said employee, right?Go for it.So
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
No it isn't.
If Philly wins I take a cool $95 home in one of the football pools I'm in. Go Philly (but not too much)!!!
belljr
Footballguy
you bet 3/5ths of a NICKEL!!!
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I would wait for the offer. FWIW
Guster
Footballguy
Still gainfully employed, but just deciding if she wants to go down with the sinking ship or notWhat happened with the current gig? I have missed quite a bit of this thread of late....GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
Hawks64
Footballguy
I would wait until the "talent coordinator" contacts you. If you don't hear something for ~1 week then I would reach out.
Hawks64
Footballguy
Thanks Guster, glad to hear that it's on K4's terms.Still gainfully employed, but just deciding if she wants to go down with the sinking ship or notWhat happened with the current gig? I have missed quite a bit of this thread of late....GLGBK4... I hope you get 3 offers and they all kick ###I have three phone interviews tomorrow, including one for the Goshen, IN job (which you'll recall is just south of Elkhart).
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Shut upI liked the bottle opener one. THe others...meh.I'm glad I'm not the only one. I've been giggling over these for the last week or so.'Officer Pete Malloy said:
Officer Pete Malloy
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mr. furley
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sweet Christmas card, Bob. lookin' good
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