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[ScottNorwood]

Does Al Michaels think he does a good Cosell impression?I'm pretty sure he does, but it could be shtick. Based on his conversation with Bill Simmons about a year ago on the latter's podcast, no one loves Al more than Al.

Al Michaels has the look of a man who has bedded many hookers in his day.

 

[FootballDummy]

Can we see the Eddie Vedder pic?

American Spirits? NO WAY.

Way more impressed with Hanson from Slapshot.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Good Ron Coomer pic.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Can we see the Eddie Vedder pic?

American Spirits? NO WAY.

Back in the day, the Saints used to have training camp in La Crosse WI. My in-laws live out in the boonies (if there are boonies in La Crosse) and one of the bars near their house was a haven for Saints players to drink while avoiding the crowd. They have a pretty sweet picture of Archie Manning with Peyton and Eli when they were kids.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I have my own "lol lou" type person on FB. The guy isn't as funny but I still have to laugh. Here's a few of his recent posts:

need to hope the BEARSA not pay off the reff next week

i view the news the say on nasa its not end of us great news

go badgers rose bull

just think in 21 days its the end of the world (this was on November 24th)

found out my great friend have lot of poroblems try to help her name is jaana

advise will help please

loving dace with the stars to night emett smith go home its great news

 

[kevzilla]

Julio makes more sense than that guy.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Julio makes more sense than that guy.

He's just not wired right

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have my own "lol lou" type person on FB. The guy isn't as funny but I still have to laugh. Here's a few of his recent posts:

need to hope the BEARSA not pay off the reff next week

i view the news the say on nasa its not end of us great news

go badgers rose bull

just think in 21 days its the end of the world (this was on November 24th)

found out my great friend have lot of poroblems try to help her name is jaana

advise will help please

loving dace with the stars to night emett smith go home its great news

I always wonder: can people like this speak in complete, coherent sentences?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I have my own "lol lou" type person on FB. The guy isn't as funny but I still have to laugh. Here's a few of his recent posts:

need to hope the BEARSA not pay off the reff next week

i view the news the say on nasa its not end of us great news

go badgers rose bull

just think in 21 days its the end of the world (this was on November 24th)

found out my great friend have lot of poroblems try to help her name is jaana

advise will help please

loving dace with the stars to night emett smith go home its great news

I always wonder: can people like this speak in complete, coherent sentences?

Does yes he. Favorite team Packers. Are roots for.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

My photobucket app has gone berserk. Either that or I'm an idiot (I'm taking door #2, Monte). Anyone care to post some pics? All I have so far is Oliver's Fairy Midget Mother. Will have a bunch more later as Julio and I make the rounds.

 

[Guster]

home with a sick kid today... looks like she has strep and maybe an ear infection. poor thing!

i'm jumping from conference call to conference call all morning, but had to cancel my meetings for the afternoon as they were face-to-face lab things, so... guess who will be taking a nap this afternoon? this guy!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I have two little-people neighbors; not one. The aforementioned lady and a guy. He may be her brother or son or husband. Can't tell

 

[Josie Maran]

I have no midgets in my vicinity.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I have two little-people neighbors; not one. The aforementioned lady and a guy. He may be her brother or son or husband. Can't tell

#theyalllookalike

 

[Guster]

I have two little-people neighbors; not one. The aforementioned lady and a guy. He may be her brother or son or husband. Can't tell

concubine?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You get the pic. Guster?

 

[belljr]

I have two little-people neighbors; not one. The aforementioned lady and a guy. He may be her brother or son or husband. Can't tell

This is a story about a former co-worker of mine. A little older Canadian woman, She is a huge traveler and has landed on every continent in the world.Anyway she gets back from one of her latest adventures, I believe Africa. There are about 5 of us at the lunch table. She proceeds to describe the tour she went on and how she was waiting for her tour guide and how she almost missed him.Basically, she describes this man as he pulls up and gets out of his vehicle and walks towards her. She says, " He was little, a little person, you know like a circus person"The 5 of us: She finishes her story (which actually sounded really cool), leaves the table and we all " "So moral of the story, I'm glad you didn't call them circus people

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Krista you're definition of "hot" and mine are different. Which makes sense since you're a straight chick. But ive seen some gorgeous women just walking by the house. Homer would go insane here

 

[Limp Ditka]

I want to party with this guy

Charges have been filed against a man who allegedly jumped out of a bathroom stall at a Wrigleyville bar and stabbed a man in the neck early Sunday morning, police said.

Gregg Greaves, 23, of the 4700 block of North Beacon Street, was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm, police said.

At 12:26 a.m. Sunday, officers were called to the Red Ivy sports bar at 3525 N. Clark St., where the victim told officers Greaves jumped out of a bathroom stall and attacked him with a broken beer bottle, cutting him in the neck, according to a police report.

The victim also suffered cuts on his chin, hands and neck while pushing the assailant away. At some point, another man entered the bathroom and helped hold the attacker until police got there, the report stated.

The victim was taken to Advocate Illinois Masonic Medical Center, where he was treated and released, the report said.

Greaves refused to wear his pants and yelled obscenities while being processed at a police station. Also, while being processed, the man defecated into his hands and threw the matter onto the floor of the station, the report stated.

 

[Guster]

You get the pic. Guster?

Went to my spam folder, trying to upload now

 

[Guster]

You get the pic. Guster?

Went to my spam folder, trying to upload now

Wee oneAt first I thought it was someone sitting on the front stoop, then I zoomed in

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'd like to see pics of the croc-infested moat.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I have 225+ hours in my first (and so far only) character on Skyrim (a Destruction High Elf named Jorel).

HFS

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Today starts our third Trimester!! L$%(^ will be here before I know it.. & I have so much to get done.. Ie. her room!!

I came to bed at 9pm.. Exhausted.. & now I'm wide awake.. I should have stayed on the couch!! Grr.. #2 nights without sleep.. But in the end #$%^& is totally worth it..

Can't wait to hold my baby in my arms.....

Holiday Party at work over!!! Being 6.5 months prego I'm one sore mamma!! Wahh!!

Last 4 days.

Jeebus. Girl I work with (I actually performed her wedding ceremony) just had her first baby about 4 days ago. She was great about the whole facebook/pregnancy thing. She'd post a pic of herself getting fat and busty about every 10-12 days. That was it up until the day she was due. Then she posted a couple of updates about going to the hospital to get induced. God bless her.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does Al Michaels think he does a good Cosell impression?I'm pretty sure he does, but it could be shtick. Based on his conversation with Bill Simmons about a year ago on the latter's podcast, no one loves Al more than Al.

I didn't know there were people that didn't like Al Michaels.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have my own "lol lou" type person on FB. The guy isn't as funny but I still have to laugh. Here's a few of his recent posts:

need to hope the BEARSA not pay off the reff next week

i view the news the say on nasa its not end of us great news

go badgers rose bull

just think in 21 days its the end of the world (this was on November 24th)

found out my great friend have lot of poroblems try to help her name is jaana

advise will help please

loving dace with the stars to night emett smith go home its great news

lou defriended my many months ago

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

lou defriended my many months ago

:( tragic

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have two little-people neighbors; not one. The aforementioned lady and a guy. He may be her brother or son or husband. Can't tell

This is a story about a former co-worker of mine. A little older Canadian woman, She is a huge traveler and has landed on every continent in the world.Anyway she gets back from one of her latest adventures, I believe Africa. There are about 5 of us at the lunch table. She proceeds to describe the tour she went on and how she was waiting for her tour guide and how she almost missed him.Basically, she describes this man as he pulls up and gets out of his vehicle and walks towards here. She says, " He was little, a little person, you know like a circus person"The 5 of us: She finishes her story (which actually sounded really cool), leaves the table and we all " "So moral of the story, I'm glad you didn't call them circus people

Google image search "dave attell midgets" but you didn't hear it from me.

 

[Bogart]

So after dropping the kids off last night, I went home, played Team Fortress 2 for three hours, then surfed the Internet for porn till 2am.

The 2009 me said it didn't work as a lifestyle back then, what makes me think it will work now.

 

[Guster]

So after dropping the kids off last night, I went home, played Team Fortress 2 for three hours, then surfed the Internet for porn till 2am. The 2009 me said it didn't work as a lifestyle back then, what makes me think it will work now.

The 2009 you had a boat anchor tied around his neck though??

 

[Uruk-Hai]

You get the pic. Guster?

Went to my spam folder, trying to upload now

Wee oneAt first I thought it was someone sitting on the front stoop, then I zoomed in

Midgets are cool and all, but can we get some photos of the local talent?

So anyway. Back to architecture and furniture for Bucky. The columns are in a Doric theme laced with a Castillian touch. The ceilings are vaulted in the Cordovan style and the doors are a mix of Corinth and Andalusia

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

 

[cosjobs]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

Across the southern border into Costa Rica actually is a retirement have for spooks.

 

[phishphan]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

wait, what?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Does Al Michaels think he does a good Cosell impression?I'm pretty sure he does, but it could be shtick. Based on his conversation with Bill Simmons about a year ago on the latter's podcast, no one loves Al more than Al.

I didn't know there were people that didn't like Al Michaels.

Do you believe in miracles?

 

[identikit]

Does Al Michaels think he does a good Cosell impression?I'm pretty sure he does, but it could be shtick. Based on his conversation with Bill Simmons about a year ago on the latter's podcast, no one loves Al more than Al.

Yeah he is his own #1 SuperFan.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

wait, what?

Julio was gonna take me out. He wrote carie me this morining that he was at thakele hospital. He said he'd be here as soon as he could. I told him to take care of his business. He wanted top argue and I threatened him wirrth death if he didn't take care of his people

 

[belljr]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

wait, what?

Julio was gonna take me out. He wrote carie me this morining that he was at thakele hospital. He said he'd be here as soon as he could. I told him to take care of his business. He wanted top argue and I threatened him wirrth death if he didn't take care of his people

Drinking already?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Does Al Michaels think he does a good Cosell impression?I'm pretty sure he does, but it could be shtick. Based on his conversation with Bill Simmons about a year ago on the latter's podcast, no one loves Al more than Al.

I didn't know there were people that didn't like Al Michaels.

Do you believe in miracles?

YES!

 

[Guster]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

wait, what?

Julio was gonna take me out. He wrote carie me this morining that he was at thakele hospital. He said he'd be here as soon as he could. I told him to take care of his business. He wanted top argue and I threatened him wirrth death if he didn't take care of his people

Drinking already?

can't say i'd blame him thought

 

[belljr]

I had to threaten Julio to stay away after he said he was at the hospital (says its ok) I am now CIA and can make your family disappear.

wait, what?

Julio was gonna take me out. He wrote carie me this morining that he was at thakele hospital. He said he'd be here as soon as he could. I told him to take care of his business. He wanted top argue and I threatened him wirrth death if he didn't take care of his people

Drinking already?

can't say i'd blame him thought

Or maybe Julio wrote that

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I am but that's not why my typing is so bad. ####in autocorrect wearies me

 

[Bogart]

So after dropping the kids off last night, I went home, played Team Fortress 2 for three hours, then surfed the Internet for porn till 2am. The 2009 me said it didn't work as a lifestyle back then, what makes me think it will work now.

The 2009 you had a boat anchor tied around his neck though??

Exactly. All he had was Xbox and xhamster.

 

[Guster]

So after dropping the kids off last night, I went home, played Team Fortress 2 for three hours, then surfed the Internet for porn till 2am. The 2009 me said it didn't work as a lifestyle back then, what makes me think it will work now.

The 2009 you had a boat anchor tied around his neck though??

Exactly. All he had was Xbox and xhamster.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Here you go

OK, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks. But I didn't want to hype it

 

[cosjobs]

COSuRuKHOLE



UPDATE 12/10



Okay, I am doing this from memory and I am older than Tanner, so if your name is not on the list or I miscategorized you, please know that I love you dearly despite my feeblemindedness.

ROCK SOLID CONFIRMED

General Malaise - Will arrive Thur to visit needy ex-roommate, who will also be his date for Sun night SB party

SLB & Mrs. SLB - Fri-Mon

Guster - Fri - Mon

Thorn - Fri Mon

Charvik Fri-Mon, altho he has been whining about American football and threatened to leave Sun. He is bringing a car and will help shuttling people around.

Bogart Fri - Mon - Will drive in from Dallas and able to bring any Dallas peeps along. Speaking of which I sent a PM to Nigel Tufnel, but have not heard back.

Bentley - Will attend but may need to return to Angry Wife every night. or he could bring her and the Bus and they could have a staycation.

Kevzilla - Another local who will be attending, but possibly sleeping in his own bed at home

Mr & Mrs Frosty - Fri - Mon - I am accepting donations to install a webcam in Ms Frosty's bathroom

Uruk Hai - Fri - Mon, will stay in owners' quarters

YSR & Romo - Fri - Mon Confirmed prepreggers and will be official designated driver. Have not spoken to her in a long time, but I'm not downgrading her to a fencesitter.

FENCE SITTERS



Colin Abraham - seems on the fence at this point, but I expect he will come with his lovely wife

K4 and Ollie - At first they reported the stay might be short because of work or canceled if Pit or Chi went to the SB ( ) Now trip in jeopardy because she might actually not have a job at that point. Some misplaced priorities going on here.





WEAKASS EXCUSEMAKERS

Tre

Tanner

Homer

Zooks

Everyone else

 

[YSR]

YSR & Romo - Fri - Mon Confirmed prepreggers and will be official designated driver. Have not spoken to her in a long time, but I'm not downgrading her to a fencesitter.

I can't remember if I have said this in this thread or not, but I was enjoying a nice bottle of wine on my back deck that night we talked. Pretty sure I found out I was pregnant the next day. Sorry, baby.Anyway, I actually had it in mind to update our status today. I talked with Romo yesterday and we are "in". He's really excited about it - said it seems like a fun weekend (I showed him the original itinerary that you put together several weeks back). There are some logistical things we need to work out, though. He'll be traveling a lot for work during that time so I don't really know what to do about flights at the moment. Also, for various reasons (one of which being my current inability to consume copious amounts of rum before boarding a flight) we might tack on another day and drive. And I don't know about lodging, either - would love to stay at Casa de Albert, but not sure it makes financial sense to do so (esp since he's not much of a drinker and I can't drink). I will let you know as soon as I can on that, cos.

Oh, and I'm totally on board with being a DD. I should be over this stupid fatigue thing by then, and I feel certain that there is a tremendous enjoyment I will get from being the sober person driving a hammered GM around Austin.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

WEAKASS EXCUSEMAKERS

Tanner

 

[Annyong]

hou +5.5 under 52.5

book it danno

 

[Thorn]

Here you go

OK, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in weeks. But I didn't want to hype it