GM's thread about nothing (44 Viewers)

[Captain Quinoa]

1.8 Lawn Darts

SOD

 

[belljr]

I'll be happy to bring the tailgate bus to coshole, but it serves no practical purpose. It's more of a mobile storage unit for washers/cornhole/ladder golf, TVs, coolers and a grill. It practically seats about as many people as the average sedan.

Washers, you say? I'm flummoxed. People...I mean, like, real people...and like real people NOT from the south side of Youngstown, Ohio...those people play washers? For reals?

Washers is one of the staples for summer parties around here. Usually gets the most gambling action, too

Cornhole>>>Washers imo.But Washers>>>>>>>>>>>>>Beer Pong

Anal ring toss?

 

[Standing Hampton]

I don’t know if this is nothing but I have bronchitis, sinusitis and 2 ear infections…and for good measure I had the flu. Anyone else ever had this much “piling on” before?

 

[proninja]

Krista, it's three months. You can handle it. It's a lot of money you can do a lot of good with. Or, it's a lot of money you can have a lot of fun with. Hell, use it to take a couple years off. Three months. For two years.

 

[General Malaise]

My grandfather passed away last night. Which means that, although neither death was completely unexpected, my dad lost both his parents in the last two months.

Sorry to hear it, Bent. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don’t know if this is nothing but I have bronchitis, sinusitis and 2 ear infections…and for good measure I had the flu. Anyone else ever had this much “piling on” before?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[Guster]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?How many stars could you have named for you?etc.

 

[Standing Hampton]

I don’t know if this is nothing but I have bronchitis, sinusitis and 2 ear infections…and for good measure I had the flu. Anyone else ever had this much “piling on” before?

Ain't nobody got time for that.

touche'

 

[Britney Spears]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?

How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?

How many stars could you have named for you?

etc.

Now we're talking.

 

[-fish-]

I don’t know if this is nothing but I have bronchitis, sinusitis and 2 ear infections…and for good measure I had the flu. Anyone else ever had this much “piling on” before?

bourbon usually takes care of this stuff.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?

How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?

How many stars could you have named for you?

etc.

Now we're talking.

What's a cup of coffee at Starbucks now? $7? $7.50?

 

[proninja]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?

How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?

How many stars could you have named for you?

etc.

Now we're talking.

What's a cup of coffee at Starbucks now? $7? $7.50?

My dignity, after sonicsgate.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?

How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?

How many stars could you have named for you?

etc.

Small, medium or large?Oh wait they don't have those

Now we're talking.

What's a cup of coffee at Starbucks now? $7? $7.50?

 

[proninja]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

You are allowed to do whatever you want, but nobody gives a crap about your fantasy football team

 

[FDAS]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Steve Jobs invented a phone that changes Wrigley to Wriggles?

 

[General Malaise]

GM - Looks liek you and me in the semis this week. Want to chop?

Wouldn't be a good move for you. My team scored 70 points on its bye. Seventy. You'd just be giving money away. You walk into the final's this week.

 

[Standing Hampton]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

 

[General Malaise]

Is Seattle Tuesday happy hour happening? I have a 4:00 meeting...will be done by 5:30

Think it was discussed here

DAMN IT! I click on it every time.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

 

[UOFI_316]

FB friend just posted this:

Hello all! I am almost 27 weeks now and growing strong. Mommie got to see me This morning but she's sure to feel me kick a lot this morning.

Homer, if you're still feeling stabby...

After seeing a FB post written by an unborn child and then seeing Homer's name, I figured this was going in a different direction.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some serious pizza angst in the FFA today.

 

[Standing Hampton]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Some serious pizza angst in the FFA today.

and you can't spell moops without mop

 

[krista4]

Krista, it's three months. You can handle it. It's a lot of money you can do a lot of good with. Or, it's a lot of money you can have a lot of fun with. Hell, use it to take a couple years off. Three months. For two years.

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?How many stars could you have named for you?etc.

Thanks, GBs.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

But now I've just proven that to be untrue, no?

 

[belljr]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

 

[YSR]

Krista, it's three months. You can handle it. It's a lot of money you can do a lot of good with. Or, it's a lot of money you can have a lot of fun with. Hell, use it to take a couple years off. Three months. For two years.

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?How many stars could you have named for you?etc.

Thanks, GBs.

I agree with these guys.I also encourage you to have as much fun as you can manage. I mean, if they fire you, you'll get a nice severance, no?

 

[Standing Hampton]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

But now I've just proven that to be untrue, no?

Ummmm, yeah no.

 

[General Malaise]

2007...the year of my emancipation.

 

[Mr.Pack]

SLB & Mrs. SLB - Fri-Mon

Mr & Mrs Frosty - Fri - Mon - I am accepting donations to install a webcam in Ms Frosty's bathroom

Cos, I don't want to tell you how to run your business, but the room between these two could go for :mansion: type bucks.

Meh. I'm having enough trouble sleeping already.

Sorry to hear Bentley.Kev- Still no CPAP???

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

2007...the year of my emancipation.

And then you turned around and walked right back to massa's house and volunteered to pick cotton again.

 

[Guster]

Krista, it's three months. You can handle it. It's a lot of money you can do a lot of good with. Or, it's a lot of money you can have a lot of fun with. Hell, use it to take a couple years off. Three months. For two years.

Someone please remind me that for financial reasons it would be ludicrous not to stick out this job for another three months.

Have fun with the number and figure out the magnitude of it. How long would it take you to give away the money if you handed out a $1 every minute until it was gone?

How many cups of coffee could you buy at Starbucks with it? How much volume would that equal? What could you fill with that much liquid?

How many stars could you have named for you?

etc.

Thanks, GBs.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

2007...the year of my emancipation.

And then you turned around and walked right back to massa's house and volunteered to pick cotton again.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Drove to work today for the first time in 3 weeks and only the 3rd time since October 20th.

 

[phishphan]

http://i.imgur.com/BE4LF.jpg

 

[Guster]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

But now I've just proven that to be untrue, no?

Ummmm, yeah no.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

2007...the year of my emancipation.

And then you turned around and walked right back to massa's house and volunteered to pick cotton again.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

Also, my sons didn't have school yesterday. I'm not sure what the reason was. Last Monday they had off for "report cards" or some crap. They have more 'off days' in the Oregon Public School system than any school system on the planet I'm sure. And yet our teachers are among the top paid teachers in the nation (with the 4th worst graduation rate in the country). Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......

But that not why we here.

Yesterday, Cooper and I rode our bikes to the train station, hopped the WES train, biked into my office where he interviewed my co-worker Vipul for his 'Culture Report' or something. So I worked while Cooper sequestered Vipul in the conference room and fired questions at him. Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye.

We wrapped up our taxing work day at 11:45, biked over to Buffalo Wildwings for lunch and then, we biked the entire way home together. 12 miles for an 8 year old kid who is only accustomed to circling around our neighborhood. Not bad. He slept the sleep of the dead last night.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Are we allowed to brag about our fantasy football teams in here? Actually I don't care if we're not allowed I'm too happy! 4 year dynasty league...4 trips to the big dance. 2-1 so far. I upset the #2 seed last night.

Explain how "you" upset the #2 seed last night? What exactly did you do? For what it's worth, I think FF has nothing to do with football. From my experience it's played by guys who never played a down of football in their life who also don't know the difference between a 3 technique and a post route.

I played football and I know all those things and play FF. SUCKA MC.

Really? What is the difference between 3 technique and a post route?Before you answer, you did see the "from my experience" part right?

But now I've just proven that to be untrue, no?

Ummmm, yeah no.

You have just experienced a guy that played football and understands AND plays FF. Good day, sir.

 

[phishphan]

Also, my sons didn't have school yesterday. I'm not sure what the reason was. Last Monday they had off for "report cards" or some crap. They have more 'off days' in the Oregon Public School system than any school system on the planet I'm sure. And yet our teachers are among the top paid teachers in the nation (with the 4th worst graduation rate in the country). Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......But that not why we here.Yesterday, Cooper and I rode our bikes to the train station, hopped the WES train, biked into my office where he interviewed my co-worker Vipul for his 'Culture Report' or something. So I worked while Cooper sequestered Vipul in the conference room and fired questions at him. Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye. We wrapped up our taxing work day at 11:45, biked over to Buffalo Wildwings for lunch and then, we biked the entire way home together. 12 miles for an 8 year old kid who is only accustomed to circling around our neighborhood. Not bad. He slept the sleep of the dead last night.

would have been more interesting to let him interview Asit

 

[Guster]

Also, my sons didn't have school yesterday. I'm not sure what the reason was. Last Monday they had off for "report cards" or some crap. They have more 'off days' in the Oregon Public School system than any school system on the planet I'm sure. And yet our teachers are among the top paid teachers in the nation (with the 4th worst graduation rate in the country). Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......But that not why we here.Yesterday, Cooper and I rode our bikes to the train station, hopped the WES train, biked into my office where he interviewed my co-worker Vipul for his 'Culture Report' or something. So I worked while Cooper sequestered Vipul in the conference room and fired questions at him. Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye. We wrapped up our taxing work day at 11:45, biked over to Buffalo Wildwings for lunch and then, we biked the entire way home together. 12 miles for an 8 year old kid who is only accustomed to circling around our neighborhood. Not bad. He slept the sleep of the dead last night.

 

[Josie Maran]

2007...the year of my emancipation.

The joke potential when we are on future pages/years just hit me like a bolt of lightning.

 

[General Malaise]

Also, my sons didn't have school yesterday. I'm not sure what the reason was. Last Monday they had off for "report cards" or some crap. They have more 'off days' in the Oregon Public School system than any school system on the planet I'm sure. And yet our teachers are among the top paid teachers in the nation (with the 4th worst graduation rate in the country). Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......But that not why we here.Yesterday, Cooper and I rode our bikes to the train station, hopped the WES train, biked into my office where he interviewed my co-worker Vipul for his 'Culture Report' or something. So I worked while Cooper sequestered Vipul in the conference room and fired questions at him. Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye. We wrapped up our taxing work day at 11:45, biked over to Buffalo Wildwings for lunch and then, we biked the entire way home together. 12 miles for an 8 year old kid who is only accustomed to circling around our neighborhood. Not bad. He slept the sleep of the dead last night.

would have been more interesting to let him interview Asit

Did I tell the Asit story yet about his parents finding a box of homemade porn in his room yet? And how Asit thought it was perfectly appropriate to tell this story over dinner in front of my parents, my MIL and my aunt/uncle from Virginia?

 

[phishphan]

Also, my sons didn't have school yesterday. I'm not sure what the reason was. Last Monday they had off for "report cards" or some crap. They have more 'off days' in the Oregon Public School system than any school system on the planet I'm sure. And yet our teachers are among the top paid teachers in the nation (with the 4th worst graduation rate in the country). Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......But that not why we here.Yesterday, Cooper and I rode our bikes to the train station, hopped the WES train, biked into my office where he interviewed my co-worker Vipul for his 'Culture Report' or something. So I worked while Cooper sequestered Vipul in the conference room and fired questions at him. Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye. We wrapped up our taxing work day at 11:45, biked over to Buffalo Wildwings for lunch and then, we biked the entire way home together. 12 miles for an 8 year old kid who is only accustomed to circling around our neighborhood. Not bad. He slept the sleep of the dead last night.

would have been more interesting to let him interview Asit

Did I tell the Asit story yet about his parents finding a box of homemade porn in his room yet? And how Asit thought it was perfectly appropriate to tell this story over dinner in front of my parents, my MIL and my aunt/uncle from Virginia?

No.

 

[Guster]

My link

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye.

I saw this on a tv show. Didn't look like much fun.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye.

I saw this on a tv show. Didn't look like much fun.

I've seen India on tv. Looks like a dump.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Cooper now wants to move to India because they have a festival over there where they put paint in water balloons, climb on top of buildings and throw them at passers bye.

I saw this on a tv show. Didn't look like much fun.

I've seen India on tv. Looks like a dump.

It's not high on my list of places to visit.

 

[Guster]

I'll put the link in spoiler tags for those that don't want their mental image changed, but here's a pic of Julio from U-H

Spoiler

My link