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[General Malaise]

Why is everyone so mean here these days?

I feel bad. I'll help.I'm going to send my wife this

wut???

 

[Guster]

Why is everyone so mean here these days?

I feel bad. I'll help.I'm going to send my wife this

<insert Krista-frowned-upon Homer joke here>

 

[Frostillicus]

Why is everyone so mean here these days?

I feel bad. I'll help.I'm going to send my wife this

That's GB. Sent that along to the missus.

 

[phishphan]

Why is everyone so mean here these days?

I feel bad. I'll help.I'm going to send my wife this

That's GB. Sent that along to the missus.

yours or his?

 

[cosjobs]

I work at a large corporate campus with tons of workers on each floor. For Christmas, an email was sent out to our floor that we were being put into 5 "teams" based on where we sat and each would do their own potluck and you could walk around and sample every team's food and then vote for your favorite. I was looking forward to it (well kind of) because I like to cook and I like to see new people and if they like my food. Then an eamil comes out today from this dumb as a rock lady offering to be our team "leader" and organize everything, with the idea that everyone chips in ten bucks, we call ourselves "The Freaky Fast Team" and just order Jimmy John's. Naturally, every one else loves this idea for some reason. I don't care enough to dissent against a majority of dorks at this point, but I'm irritated.Also, not related, but if you're the highest ranking person in a group and you fly into town for 2 weeks to kick-off a new project and lunches are on the company dime for everyone, why do you force us to eat in the cafeteria all seven days now you've been around for lunch, despite constant suggestions we go off campus? Why? Today we were ready for lunch at 1230 and because this dude had a 5:00 flight we couldn't go out to eat. We're 10 minutes from the airport here.Today is not a good day for me, gastronomically.:nojaycutler:

I hate the Jimmy johns woman. Sabotage her and get her out of the company. She's an xmas-killa

 

[cosjobs]

Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

Spoiler

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI

Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Spoiler

Holly Day

GNOMEONE CARES

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why is everyone so mean here these days?

I feel bad. I'll help.I'm going to send my wife this

That's GB. Sent that along to the missus.

yours or his?

He's welcome to do so.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sorry to keep you guys waiting on this, as I gnow you've been wondering how the gnome gnaming went here at the office. These were the winning names:

Spoiler

MsGnomerSPARKLETOTAL REWARRIORERINGNOME FIONAPICKLESTRUGNOMEGNORMANHOLLY DAYJEROME THE GNOMEREBOOTGNOMEOROMANGNORMA JEAN BAKERKRINKLETOES THE GNOMENAOMI

Spoiler

Each floor got its own gnome, as you might recall. My floor's was:

Holly Day

GNOMEONE CARES

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Surprised some pretentious jaggle didn't submit: Gnome Chomsky

 

[cosjobs]

Surprised some pretentious jaggle didn't submit: Gnome Chomsky

Probably not well-gnome in Memphis.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Surprised some pretentious jaggle didn't submit: Gnome Chomsky

Probably not well-gnome in Memphis.

My link

 

[YSR]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

 

[Stoneys]

Not sure if this is old or not, I just saw it.

Merry Xmas

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Zoot was fluffer I think

 

[YSR]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

No, but I have seen what I was told were topless pictures of her before and those cannot be unseen.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Zoot was fluffer I think

Yes

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

No, but I have seen what I was told were topless pictures of her before and those cannot be unseen.

Do any of the 'dez' pictures feature somebody getting flowers? Christmas related?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"Human Shaming" needs to catch on

 

[YSR]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

 

[phishphan]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

they were such a happy couple until she started whoring it out all around town. At least that's what Larry told me and Swires.

 

[Osaurus]

Coronal mass ejections are all about mass.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

Is it Robbie Cooper?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

 

[cosjobs]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

All scenarios that come to mind end up with you being hunted down like an animal.Probably nothing to worry about.

 

[Frostillicus]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

I've never seen a picture of the famous "dez." Yes, I realize I probably don't want to, but yet I do.:nodezbryant:

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

Is it Robbie Cooper?

https://twitter.com/johncslaughter

 

[Bogart]

2017 - The year of my second and last divorce. This one went much better with no kids involved and the prenup. We pretty much and went our separate ways.

Soon following, I started my decade long string of only dating strippers between the ages of 20 and 20 1/2.

 

[Frostillicus]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

I've never seen a picture of the famous "dez." Yes, I realize I probably don't want to, but yet I do.:nodezbryant:

Oh. Oh no. Oh my. After I realized what I was seeing I have no words. O

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

Is it Robbie Cooper?

https://twitter.com/johncslaughter

So it isn't Robbie Cooper then.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Some ultra conservative blogger from Texas starting following me on Twitter. Why would he do this when I am pretty much the opposite of his readers?

Is it Robbie Cooper?

https://twitter.com/johncslaughter

So it isn't Robbie Cooper then.

Could be an alias. You never gnome.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

Sitar Saturdays will never be the same

 

[General Malaise]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

As I've mentioned before, I play poker every day with Vipul from India and on occasion, when the office has cleared out, I throw on some Ravi Shankar on Spotify. Vipul does not care for Ravi Shankar, which astounds me...this would be like finding out Shuke does not care for Kettle Korn, Homer didn't find iCarley titillating or that Tanner was not down with prunes. Anyhow, I play it for him hoping it will put a dent in his poker skills, but alas, I'm still down $37 to him. My link

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Post the Raina pics.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

Lots of Norah Jones fans pretending to like her dad too.

 

[YSR]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

Headless bra shot?

 

[-fish-]

Bummed I missed 2014. 8/31/2014 will be a great day, probably leading into an extended Labor Day weekend that may finally finish off my liver.

Marital support comes to an end.

 

[Bogart]

Bummed I missed 2014. 8/31/2014 will be a great day, probably leading into an extended Labor Day weekend that may finally finish off my liver.Marital support comes to an end.

 

[YSR]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

Headless bra shot?

Two head shots which may or may not be her, 4 headless bra shots, two ab shots with a handwritten sign that says "FBG Raina"

 

[ScottNorwood]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

Headless bra shot?

Two head shots which may or may not be her, 4 headless bra shots, two ab shots with a handwritten sign that says "FBG Raina"

Wasn't she from Nicaragua?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

 

[General Malaise]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

Lots of Norah Jones fans pretending to like her dad too.

George Harrison's 'The Concert for Bangladesh' featured some live Ravi that's good for those that like to smoke massive amounts of grass and veg out.

 

[Tecumseh]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

I'll take a pm.

 

[Thorn]

I found my external hard drive last night. I hadn't seen it since sometime in 2010, so I brought it to work with me today to look through it. I have a Guster-like quantity of FBG pictures, and don't even know some of the names (Zoot? Raina?). I have a picture that is labeled "Dez" - was/is she Larryboy's girlfriend? I ask because I have about 4 pictures of him with a similar looking person.

Is she topless holding a crystal ball?

Scratch that. Yes, I do have this. It was named something different so I didn't realize it was her.And yes to the Christmas/flowers picture.

I've never seen a picture of the famous "dez." Yes, I realize I probably don't want to, but yet I do.:nodezbryant:

JUST MAKE SURE YOUR WIFE DOESN'T SEE IT

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

Lots of Norah Jones fans pretending to like her dad too.

George Harrison's 'The Concert for Bangladesh' featured some live Ravi that's good for those that like to smoke massive amounts of grass and veg out.

Whenever I hear Ravi, which is admittedly rare, I just think of Harrison producing a decent rock version of it on Sgt. Pepper's. I put sitar about 35th on the hierarchy of stringed instruments, somewhere behind autoharp.

 

[phishphan]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

I'll take a pm.

40

 

[Tecumseh]

Post the Raina pics.

Upon closer inspection, I'm not sure I can.

I'll take a pm.

40

Indeed.

 

[General Malaise]

Hold up...are people really claiming they listened to Ravi Shankar?

Lots of Norah Jones fans pretending to like her dad too.

George Harrison's 'The Concert for Bangladesh' featured some live Ravi that's good for those that like to smoke massive amounts of grass and veg out.

Whenever I hear Ravi, which is admittedly rare, I just think of Harrison producing a decent rock version of it on Sgt. Pepper's. I put sitar about 35th on the hierarchy of stringed instruments, somewhere behind autoharp.

Well, it's not like they have a bunch of Les Pauls roaming the banks of the Ganges over there. They have like three instruments total...the tabla will never be mistaken for a sophisticated drum kit.