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Notorious T.R.E.
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Notorious T.R.E.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
lawls
phishphan
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Sounds like fun. Can I come in his place?You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.
phishphan
Footballguy
FAP FAP FAP
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
According to UPS my SS gift will be delivered today. Make sure you or your butler checks the porch when you get home.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I guess I bet get going on my SS thing 
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Thanks, Keys.I guess I bet get going on my SS thing
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Thanks, Keys.I guess I bet get going on my SS thing
I actually have most of whatever it is I'm sending out. I just need to put it together and ship it.
charvik
Footballguy
I was actually looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Keychains?Thanks, Keys.I guess I bet get going on my SS thing
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I think I sent them all to you.Keychains?Thanks, Keys.I guess I bet get going on my SS thing
-fish-
Footballguy
coffee mugsKeychains?Thanks, Keys.I guess I bet get going on my SS thing
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Amanda Peet?
if you say so
General Malaise
Footballguy
Whooops...let me see if I can get this.'YSR said:Did we ever get this recipe?'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.'Frostillicus said:I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.'Notorious T.R.E. said:Hooray marriage!'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Let me know if you want to get together tonight. I've got a hall pass both nights, so if you aren't dead tired, we can hit downtown a bit tonight and tomorrow too. I'm wide open. Oh, I haven't scored hockey tickets yet. I was going to look on Craigslist or we can just scalp at the stadium. The idea of the two of us jumping on the light rail together with arms full of stuffed animals has me laughing this morning. A shot video of this would be sublime.'charvik said:I was actually looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
Notorious T.R.E.
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Ah, but if you weren't married you wouldn't have to host any of it.I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.'Frostillicus said:I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.'Notorious T.R.E. said:Hooray marriage!'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
Bogart
Footballguy
I wasn't going to go in, but now I must.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.
cosjobs
Footballguy
1. Get in the car and drive to Costco2. Hand them five dollars'YSR said:Did we ever get this recipe?'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
yeah, there you go. just do that.1. Get in the car and drive to Costco2. Hand them five dollars'YSR said:Did we ever get this recipe?'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
General Malaise
Footballguy
Well, not exactly. We traditionally have family dinners every Friday and while they are usually at my parents' house, I hosted a few when I was unmarried. So, I guess.....HOORAY HAVING FAMILY!And I tried to move 2,000 miles away from the madness. It up and followed me out here. Next stop, Detroit, I guess. Ain't nobody following me there.Ah, but if you weren't married you wouldn't have to host any of it.I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.'Frostillicus said:I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.'Notorious T.R.E. said:Hooray marriage!'General Malaise said:You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can d'charvik said:
Thorn
Footballguy
Spent the last couple days reading voluminous trial briefs submitted by opposing counsel. Page after page of every oddball thing they could think of to throw against the wall and see if it sticks. Over 30 pages each, not counting exhibits.
I'm taking special joy in writing mine to show them up without saying so: "This is a case about negligence. Negligence has four elements: duty, breach, cause, damages. Let's look at each one in turn and see if they proved it."
My brief will likely be 7 pages.
WOOT
I'm taking special joy in writing mine to show them up without saying so: "This is a case about negligence. Negligence has four elements: duty, breach, cause, damages. Let's look at each one in turn and see if they proved it."
My brief will likely be 7 pages.
WOOT
JaxBill
Footballguy
I suggest hip boots and old clothes.
-fish-
Footballguy
absolutely disgusted reading some of the nonsense in there.
belljr
Footballguy
Left my old boards because of a similar type of poster.... Getting close here....
cosjobs
Footballguy
we can hit it a bit tonight and tomorrow too. I'm wide open. The idea of the two of us jumping with arms full of stuffed animals has me laughing this morning.'charvik said:looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.'General Malaise said:I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room.'charvik said:
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I'm not going back.
-fish-
Footballguy
I couldn't resist. Sad thing is, I'll probably be the one getting a vacation from here.
proninja
Footballguy
I couldn't resist either.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
People that feel the need to discover/uncover every detail about a tragedy...almost in real-time...and then claim they are nauseous and/or crying baffle me.
Notorious T.R.E.
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Uruk-Hai
Footballguy
Last night in Nicaragua. Yesterday sucked as I caught some kind of virus and piked /other most of the day. Today took a boatride to and island of monkeys. One jumped on the boat and we fed her tomatoes. Julio gave me the tour of historical buildings; took me to see kristas other place; and I met his parents. Good last day and I'm sorry to leave.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Left work early to come home and gave my 4.5 year old daughter a big ole hug. Cried like a baby. She's sitting on my lap watching cartoons now and I'm pretty sure I won't be letting go of her any time soon.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Staying in tonight.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
See you at 8.
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