GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Highlight at 2:45 or so.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sadly it's a routine occurance and we can't even talk about it in any rational sense.

"WHAT PART OF SHALL NOT INFRINGE DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!! RAWR!!!"

Nice work, Captain Irony.Can we hold off on the gun control circle-jerk for at least a day?

No, numb-nuts, we can't. The fact that we keep holding off is why we keep having shootings every other week. (See there, Gayderrrr? I got the math closer to right. Happy?)If we stop pretending that guns are the most important right we as a humans share, then and only then can we start putting the lives of children ahead of them. Till then, it's BS political grandstanding gridlock while kids die.

#### all you right wing whiners. I hope your kids get killed next.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lawls

 

[Abraham]

Cos - evite shows you have not opened your invitation for our party tomorrow night.

 

[phishphan]

Cos - evite shows you have not opened your invitation for our party tomorrow night.

My link

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I find this girl to be insanely hot.

My link

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Sounds like fun. Can I come in his place?

 

[phishphan]

I find this girl to be insanely hot.

My link

FAP FAP FAP

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

According to UPS my SS gift will be delivered today. Make sure you or your butler checks the porch when you get home.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

Thanks, Keys.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

Thanks, Keys.

I actually have most of whatever it is I'm sending out. I just need to put it together and ship it.

 

[charvik]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

I was actually looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I realize...

 

[Frostillicus]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

Thanks, Keys.

I actually have most of whatever it is I'm sending out. I just need to put it together and ship it.

Keychains?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

Thanks, Keys.

I actually have most of whatever it is I'm sending out. I just need to put it together and ship it.

Keychains?

I think I sent them all to you.

 

[-fish-]

I guess I bet get going on my SS thing

Thanks, Keys.

I actually have most of whatever it is I'm sending out. I just need to put it together and ship it.

Keychains?

coffee mugs

 

[Josie Maran]

I find this girl to be insanely hot.

Amanda Peet?

 

[phishphan]

I find this girl to be insanely hot.

Amanda Peet?

if you say so

 

[JaxBill]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Did we ever get this recipe?

Whooops...let me see if I can get this.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Hooray marriage!

I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.

I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

I was actually looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.

Let me know if you want to get together tonight. I've got a hall pass both nights, so if you aren't dead tired, we can hit downtown a bit tonight and tomorrow too. I'm wide open. Oh, I haven't scored hockey tickets yet. I was going to look on Craigslist or we can just scalp at the stadium. The idea of the two of us jumping on the light rail together with arms full of stuffed animals has me laughing this morning. A shot video of this would be sublime.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Hooray marriage!

I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.

I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.

Ah, but if you weren't married you wouldn't have to host any of it.

 

[Bogart]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I wasn't going to go in, but now I must.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.

 

[cosjobs]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Did we ever get this recipe?

1. Get in the car and drive to Costco2. Hand them five dollars

 

[General Malaise]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Did we ever get this recipe?

1. Get in the car and drive to Costco2. Hand them five dollars

yeah, there you go. just do that.

 

[General Malaise]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

You mean you are going to miss my family dinner where we are going to be delving into a heated debate over whether or not we want to spend forkfuls of money to go to Maine this summer to appease my mother's side of the family? What on earth is wrong with you, man? We were GOING to grill up my wife's famous pizzas, but my mother is now insisting on Costco chicken. You sure you don't want to change your mind? As an added bonus, you might get to watch my sister and her oldest son get into a screaming match because he won't eat ANYTHING that doesn't taste like Slurpee or pancakes. And as a ++ there's a 95% chance Hazel will break down into a Nancy Kerrigan like crying fit the second my mother picks her up, rendering my mother to simply ask why Hazel hates her. I've got a case of Coors Light to boot....see what you can dr I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room and we could continue numbing my brain, heart and soul with booze. Whatever's clever.

Hooray marriage!

I can't imagine anyone who would do it twice.

I don't think my marriage has anything to do with the madness I described above. She's actually the only sane person in this clusterscrew of madness.

Ah, but if you weren't married you wouldn't have to host any of it.

Well, not exactly. We traditionally have family dinners every Friday and while they are usually at my parents' house, I hosted a few when I was unmarried. So, I guess.....HOORAY HAVING FAMILY!And I tried to move 2,000 miles away from the madness. It up and followed me out here. Next stop, Detroit, I guess. Ain't nobody following me there.

 

[Thorn]

Spent the last couple days reading voluminous trial briefs submitted by opposing counsel. Page after page of every oddball thing they could think of to throw against the wall and see if it sticks. Over 30 pages each, not counting exhibits.

I'm taking special joy in writing mine to show them up without saying so: "This is a case about negligence. Negligence has four elements: duty, breach, cause, damages. Let's look at each one in turn and see if they proved it."

My brief will likely be 7 pages.

WOOT

 

[cosjobs]

Cos - evite shows you have not opened your invitation for our party tomorrow night.

dont recall seeing it. maybe sent to spam. Let me look and check with the wife

 

[JaxBill]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I wasn't going to go in, but now I must.

I suggest hip boots and old clothes.

 

[-fish-]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.

absolutely disgusted reading some of the nonsense in there.

 

[belljr]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I wasn't going to go in, but now I must.

I suggest hip boots and old clothes.

Left my old boards because of a similar type of poster.... Getting close here....

 

[cosjobs]

GM> will send text when I leave Seattle, likely not before 6-ish :(

I could just hop onto the train after dinner, meet you at your hotel room.

looking forward to it... Can't control how long we work tonight though.

we can hit it a bit tonight and tomorrow too. I'm wide open. The idea of the two of us jumping with arms full of stuffed animals has me laughing this morning.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.

absolutely disgusted reading some of the nonsense in there.

I'm not going back.

 

[-fish-]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.

absolutely disgusted reading some of the nonsense in there.

I'm not going back.

I couldn't resist. Sad thing is, I'll probably be the one getting a vacation from here.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Clifford is just too easy to rile up.

 

[proninja]

Tanner doing the Lord's work in the shooting thread, as opposed to a poster who Shalt Not Be Bamed.

I don't know why I even posted in there. Such a terrible, terrible thing and yet there are some people that feel the need to spew out their own agenda and/or venom.

absolutely disgusted reading some of the nonsense in there.

I'm not going back.

I couldn't resist. Sad thing is, I'll probably be the one getting a vacation from here.

I couldn't resist either.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

People that feel the need to discover/uncover every detail about a tragedy...almost in real-time...and then claim they are nauseous and/or crying baffle me.

 

[UOFI_316]

When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.

I like this part.Frosty, what's your pulltab status?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Last night in Nicaragua. Yesterday sucked as I caught some kind of virus and piked /other most of the day. Today took a boatride to and island of monkeys. One jumped on the boat and we fed her tomatoes. Julio gave me the tour of historical buildings; took me to see kristas other place; and I met his parents. Good last day and I'm sorry to leave.

 

[Frostillicus]

When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.

Left work early to come home and gave my 4.5 year old daughter a big ole hug. Cried like a baby. She's sitting on my lap watching cartoons now and I'm pretty sure I won't be letting go of her any time soon.

 

[Frostillicus]

When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.

I like this part.Frosty, what's your pulltab status?

Staying in tonight.

 

[Sarnoff]

Wait, Nicaragua has monkey islands?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

When I get home I am giving my daughters bigger hugs than normal, and then getting really really drunk.

I like this part.Frosty, what's your pulltab status?

Staying in tonight.

See you at 8.